The End of the World Seems To Be Happening a Lot More Often Than It Used To
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The End of the World Seems To Be Happening a Lot More Often Than It Used To
- 1. The End of the World Seems To Be Happening a Lot More Often Than It Used To By @FlyoverJoel @peterbyrnes
- 2. Part One: Communication during the Apocalypse
- 4. POKE Freak the fuck out HIGH Maybe it’s better than another 2000 posts of “Happy Tea Party Convention ELEVATED Birthday!!1!11! LOL!” Eat babies first GUARDED TSA body cavity searches LOW Kitten videos
- 6. It’s a PowerPoint inside a PowerPoint if that doesn’t fucking blow your drug addled mind. Also, don’t forget to add your notes.
- 7. Part Two: Living in the Apocalypse
- 8. Your hopes and dreams for the future… Will most likely be eaten by the hopes and dreams of someone poorer. Probably raw with a Pepsi Salad as a side for good colon health. Your face is delicious.
- 9. 37 years of $10 bills in my birthday card doesn’t give you the right to cut in line Grandma.
- 10. The Vikings only died out because they didn’t know you had to cook your enemy to an internal temperature of 425 degrees before eating.
- 11. Thank Christ this is NOT to scale.
- 13. The first act by our cat overlords will be to try Bob Barker as a war criminal. There are no atheists in a litter box.
- 14. Virgins make volcanos burp.
- 16. Much like finding the right pony or brunette to ride at a strip club, picking the right way to die is essential to making history.
- 17. Part Three: Apocalypse History
- 18. No panda bears die from lung cancer. Because pandas only smoke after sex. They sure look cute doing animated karate and going extinct though.
- 19. With their tiny arms, the T-Rex was the carnie of the dinosaur era.
- 20. Marge, the Johnson family put their beer bottles in the trash again. Maybe they will notice if I put them on the curb.
- 21. Three skulls walk into a bar.
- 22. This has been an end of the world presentation From @Flyoverjoel & @peterbyrnes Read Pete’s tweets at http://twitter.com/peterbyrnes Read Joel’s tweets at http://twitter.com/flyoverjoel