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august 12th, 1983,,,




a jet airliner is
flying over the
pacific ocean...




                        captain,
                       we have an
                       electrical
                        system
                        warning




                       2
what the
    the         fuck?
engines are   prepare to
 shutting        ditch
   off!




                       3
back to our time
                        Berlin, 15 days before the 22nd
                        chaos communication congress...


                        hey, look
                       over there
                     divineshadow!

                                          it's
                                      one of the
                                     blinkenlights
                                       buildings!




  The plan is:
hotel, shower,
a quick dinner                            gaius and evil
  and then we                                arrived
 reach the CCC                             yesterday
  guys at the                                evening
 blinkenlights
    building




                 4
the next
         days are
         gonna be
         exciting!




                very much
            indeed! first the
              blinkenlights,
            then the shuttle
               launch and
               finally the
               conference




                                interesting,
                                veeery very
                                 interesting




                                    oooh...
                                   awesome!




later on, in front of
the blinkenlights...

             5
bad prit ...
                 hello
                 guys.
               welcome
               to berlin




                                               oh, hello
                                               bad prit!




                                   we were
                              fascinated by the
                           blinkenlights project.
                             we were impressed
                           when we saw it first on
                           the internet but i have
                            to admit that seen in
                               real it's really
                                breathtaking




                                                       yeah, it's
                                                     impressive. I
                                                       never get
                                                        tired of
                                                      watching it
i heard
that the chaos
computer club
is working on
     a new
blinkenlinghts
   project...

                                  oh yes,
                              we have some
                              new ideas for
                                    the
                              blinkenlights.




                     what
                    kind of
                    ideas?




                  actually they
                  are more than
                    ideas, we
                 almost finished
                  the prototype




    what
    is it
  exactly?



                        oh...
                     something
                       nice...
mmhh...
   something...
     childish!




            childish?
            what do
           you mean?




                            oh, don't
                          worry... we'll
 c'mon!                 see it soon. i set
 we are                  a meeting with
curious!                gaius and evil, we
                        meet in front of
                        the new project
                             building




                                    we are
                                    going
                                    there
                                     now
welcome to
                          the new
                        version of
                            the
                       blinkenlights


 hey, it's
 evil and
gaius over
 there...




             yeepee!
this is an evolution of the original
blinkenlights. the building facade is
used as a screen by controlling its
lights and it integrates and
interacts with the squared floor
located on the street in front of it.
people can jump on the floor
causing an interaction with the
software . they can play
videogames, they can dance, they
can create light motives...

       imagine to have two of such
       buildings in two distant cities..
       teams of players of the two
       different cities could even play
       against each other from remote...

                            the blocks on the street
                            are spring mounted. people
                            can jump on them, changing
                            the status of the light and
                            causing game interaction




                             as you see, both adults and
                             kids love to play with it...




                                           yeeaaah!
                                           you are a
                                             lame
                                            looser
                                             gaius!
ahnf ahnf!
                       shit, i can't
                        believe i'm
                         loosing
                        against a
                         woman...




hey, ms.
angelica,     yes!
 you are      yes!
really a       we
  cool        won!
 player!

                                                  #@§!




                                          excuse me
                                       mister, how did
                                         we loose?
                                        weren't you
                                        the "king of
                                        the games"?


             Your
            grrrr..
             words
             here...
                .
hello
   boys




 congratula-
tion gaius! you
managed to be
 defeated by a
woman and you
 made a young         fuck
    girl cry!         you
                      sys




                                     well guys,
                                       nice to
                                      have you
                                     all here in
                                       berlin




                              the pleasure
                              is ours. are
                               you excited
                               by the next
                  yes! tell   days events,
                  us about      bad prit?
                     the
                   shuttle
                  launch...
sure I am! tomorrow
morning i'll have to
sign in to the
heisenberg launch pad
located north west
of berlin.
i'll be ready for the
pre-flight medical
checks. the shuttle is
planned to leave the
day after tomorrow
at noon...




i'll board the first of
the two twin
shuttles, the ESA-
Asimov while the
second shuttle,
named esa-hawking is
planned to be
launched after 48
hours...




the shuttles are made
by five main sections,
built in different
countries.
The command section
has been built in
germany, the
recreational/lodging
section in spain, the
cargo/storage in
england, the engine
units in france and in
italy where the space
observatory has been
built under the
supervision of margus
sisask, the specialist
of the estonian space
observatory
foundation
the first section is the
command and control one.
it consists of a control
bridge, two systems
bridges, one transmission
bridge and a first cargo bay




                               two small nuclear engines are
                               supporting the main engines
                               for tight maneuvers...




                                    the second section is hosting a
                                    top recreational level, two
                                    central lodging levels and a
                                    bottom scientific/medical area




the third section is the
supply storage area: food,
water, oxigen and various
amenities are stored in
special sealed compartments
the fourth section is
                                                   hosting the propulsion
                                                   units: two twin saunier-
                                                   caproni engines, each
                                                   one the size of a 12
                                                   stories building....




they are extremely revolutionary engines working on the quantum-decay
principle, developed by mr. saunier and mr. caproni, french and italian
entrepreneurs in the avionic industry that will be aboard the asimov




                                             the final section is the space
                                             observatory/experimental area




     overall, the asimov and the hawking measure a staggering
     590 feet. we call them shuttles but they are true
     starships, the first recreational starships ever built...
but tell
us, how did
you get the
 invitation
  to board
     the
  shuttle?




                                                       it's
                                                 simple, for the
                                              inauguration of the
                                                first and second
                                               tourist space trip
                                               ever they invited a
                                                    bunch of
                                                 personalities...




                         given that
                  the chaos computer club
                helped saunier and caproni,
                the two guys who invented
                the shuttle quantum-decay
               engines, to study and deploy
                     the computational
              supercomputers grid that they
                   used to calculate the
                 quantum physics dynamics
                      of the engines...




                     ... they thought
                       to invite a ccc
                 representative as well.                  i wish
                   caproni and saunier                   i could
                 will be also aboard the                  go as
                       first shuttle                      well...
but you
   never
know...you
   never
  know...
two days later...
                                                            good morning
                                                              from the
                                                              euronews
                                                            newschannel




                                                                t minus 5
                                                             minutes from
                                                               the asimov
                                                                 shuttle
                                                              launch, the
                                                              first space
                                                              tourist ship
                                                                  ever




  the ship is meant to orbit 5 times
  around mars in a journey that, thanks
  to the saunier-caproni engines, is
  planned to last only 20 days




                                     after passing the last medical checks
                                     the first crew of the two shuttles
                                     has boarded the asimov ship
captain
thomas judd
is the mission
leader. the
curious thing                                            the second pilot
is that the                                              is captain
second                                                   anatoly balaev,
shuttle, the                                             the current
hawking will                                             director of the
be under the                                             russian baikonur
command of                                               cosmodrome
captain judd's
wife, lt.
Janet manson




                 the special guest of the mission will
                 be bad prit, the member of the chaos
                 computer club who helped the other
                 two members of the spacetrip to set
                 up the virtual stability test of the
                 shuttle's quantum-decay engines
                 projecting a supercomputing grid




                 the last two crew members are
                 maurice saunier and antonio caproni
                 the two scientists/businessmen
                 behind the development of the
                 shuttle's revolutionary engines.
                 these engines could be developed in
                 a short time into civil power
                 reactors, that could cut off our
                 dependance from the traditional oil
                 and petroleum industry
saunier
   and caproni, during their
  return to earth, are to be
 participating in a bid for the
  biggest energy reactor in
 europe. members of various
ecological associations seem
    enthusiastic about the
   possibility to deploy the
experimental saunier-caproni
     technology for the
     production of clean
             energy




  three seconds
  to the ignition
  ...
  two
  ...
  one
  ...
ignition!
the shuttle slowly
lifts from the
launch pad...
...and quickly
disappears from
our eyes,
pushed by the
two powerful
saunier-caproni
engines




 12 minutes later...




 the shuttle has reached
 the gravitational
 boundaries of the earth...
 we will cover the asimov
 mission with a special
 edition of our news
 tonight at 23 gmt...
... and we welcome you to
follow our news channel
coverage of the second
shuttle launch, taking
place after exactly 48
hours from now...




                            hey,
                         wouldn't
                        you like to
                        go into the
                         space as
                           well?




                                       in theory
                                       yes but in
                                      reality i had
                                        enough
                                      stress with
                                       the north
                                         korean
                                       stunt! (*)

(*) see episode 1 : war games
12 hours later...




       sirs,
   we are now
  at the middle
      point
     between
    earth and
      moon




              everything
                  is
              proceeding
              as per the
               schedule
are you
   guys
 enjoying
    the                               oh yes,
experience?                        it's a dream
                                       that's
                                     becoming
                                        real




                                           saunier,
                                          don't lie,
                                           you are
                                             just
                                          proud of
                                             your
                                            engine


                                                       hehe!




              what
              about
               you
               bad
              brit?




                        oh, it
                         is a
                      wonderful
                      experience
all                    ehhh..
 those                 be honest,
 stars              you would like
  out                to include all
there...            of them in your        hehe,
                      blinkelights         yes!
                       project...     ...UH? WHAT
                                         IS THAT?




  THERE
    IS
SOMETHNG
FLASHING
  OVER
  THERE
                 uhmm...
                maybe a
              supernova?
           if it is so, then
             we are lucky,
           they are really
                  rare
                events...
charlie
  zero
  ready




 charlie
one ready
   sir




              time to
                go!
            let's rock
             and roll!
over
there is the
 secondary
 cargo bay
let's
open it!




           easy as
            a pie




                         the
                        stolen
                     transponder
                        codes
                     worked well,
                          sir
...what?
 captain,                                                      is this a
  i read                                                        sensor
something                                                     anomaly?
 strange
               the
             second
            cargo bay                                             i don't
            door... it                                           think so.
              seems                                            moreover, all
             opened                                           the audio/video
                                                              communication
                                                              channels seems
                                                                 jammed...




                                the
                          energy scanner        yes, this
                         shows a focused    is probably the
                            high energy     reason why our
                         microwave beam     communications
                          irradiating our     are jammed
                                ship
                                                                 ?!?
                                                                hey,
                                                               what's
                                                               going
                                                                on?
there's
                          something
                       fishy here. you
                          guys keep
                        checking the
                       sensors, i'll go
                         down to the
                        cargo bay to
                          check that
                             door




uhm...




           i hope
          it's not
         what i am
         thinking...
i didn't
  want to alarm our
  guests but when i
  saw the cargo bay
door alarm i also saw
that the pressure of
 the cargo chamber
  dropped and then
    raised back to
       normal...
                               ...but
                              that's
                            impossible!




                        !

                        don't
      !?!               move
sir,
   we found
three of them,
 two are still
    missing




                  i got one of
                 the two. bring
                 the prisoners
                   to the rear
                 section of the
                   lower deck




                        aye sir
what
               does                                no
                this                           questions,
               mean?                            just walk
                                               to the rear
                                                 section




                       hey, what
                        do you
                         want        quiet
                       from us?    caproni,
                                    quiet...
meanwhile...
i found
                           one of the
                              two
                            missing
                              crew
                            members




  one is
   still
missing,
where did
 he hide?


            we have no
              idea, we
            split as we
            noticed the
            cargo door
               alarm




                we have
                the two
                 crew
               members,
               saunier e
                caproni
                  here
the missing
                        one is the
                       guest called
                         bad prit




                                    i'll go
                                      and
                                     look
                                     after
                                      him

                                         you stay
                                        here with
                                            the
                                        prisoners




                         we are
                       in a tight
                      schedule, i
30 minutes later...     have to
                        find him
                         quicly
fuck!
what is
going
  on?




          here you
            are!
          stand up
what are
        you
      going to
       do to
        me?




      i am
 bringing you
 where we are
  holding the
     other
  prisoners.
 don't give us
the reason, to
   hurt you
why did
                  you
                assalut
               our ship?




                   no
              questions,
               i am just
               followig
                 orders




                          but...
                        this will
                       take us to
                        land the
                       other part
                         of the
                         moon...




   these
  are the
coordinates
you have to
 move the              there is
  ship to              nothing
                       there...




                           just follow
                           our orders
                               and
                            everything
                           will be fine
a few hours later, our friends are back to the room watching
news coverage about the shuttle with one of the ccc guys...




                            despite the
                    fact that the asimov seems
                     to have diverted from its
                        original trajectory
                      apparently disappearing
                    behind the moon, the space
                    agency has confirmed that
                    the second launch will take
                    place as scheduled, but has
                    not disclosed details about
                        the missing shuttle




                                                            guys, i
                                                               am
                                                           honestly
                                                            worried
                                                             about
                                                              prit

                                                                  uhm, i think
                                                                  that if the
                                                                situation was
                                                                dangerous the
                                                                 space agency
                                                                  would have
                                                                revealed more
                                                                    details




                                         i hope
                                           you
                                           are
                                         right,
                                          gaius
I wonder
                        why are you
                     always sitting on
                      the floor... is it
                       comfortable?




                                                 uhmm...
                                                   not
                                                 really




 ... but it
broadens
    your
   views!

    ... especially
         those
      related to
       your nice
      underwear




                                 while sys is
                                getting lost
                                  after my
                               underwear, why
                               don't we try to
                                  get more
                                information
                                 about prit's
                                   shuttle?
guys!
           i was in the
               room
           watching tv,
           did you hear
             about the
             shuttle?
 yes, we
also saw
the news
coverage




                            i hope
                          that bad
                            prit is
                           fine up
                           there...
yes?
                     Uh? what
                    messages?
                        it's
                    impossible!




                       uhmm... yes I
                       am coming to
                           see




        guys,
  i have to leave
     you, some
      strange             defaced eh?
     messages              hahaha, we
 appeared on the          are coming
   blinkenlights            with you!
       facade




 uhmm...
don't ell
 me you
   got
"defaced"
a few minutes later, in front
of the blinkenlights building...   strange
                                    indeed               it shows:
                                                          "shuttle
                                                       hijacked help
                                                        me please"




                                                   probably
                                              somebody hacked
                                              the light control
                                             system and posted
                                               that message to
                                               make fun of you
                                              after hearing the
                                                   news on
                                                   the tv...
but,
     that's
impossible! our
 installation is
   not on the
internet, it can            nothing is
only be reached             impossible
   through a                   with
   telephone                computers
   gateway...




divineshadow
   is right,
better to go
  there and
  check the
  equipment




                 uhm... i
               guess you
               are right,
                let's go
                into the
                building
the
                                              equipment
                                               is in the
                                                cellar,
                                              follow me
                                                please




            here we
          go, this is
   the main controller,
   it is attached to that
    triac power unit on
     the right. a single
      module controls
           16 floors
  all the
 equipment
was custom
   made




                      from this
                      laptop, we
                      can telnet
                     to the phone
                     gateway and
                       check the
                         logs

                               why do
                              you need
                               a phone
                              gateway?


                                 we use
                              it to let the
                             people on the
                            street interact
                                with the
                             blinkenlights
                             through their
                               cellphone
                                keyboard
do you mind
       if I sit at the
        keyboard? I
           am the
          forensic
         goddess ...




     eh? sure,
 everything for a
 true goddess like
you! maybe later on
    we could go
 together to have
  some bratwurst
 with sauerkraut?




                   bratwurst
                       with
                  sauerkraut?
                   i'd love it,
                      sure!




             bratwurst
                with
            sauerkraut?
           is that it? oh
              my god...
grrr...




                    bratwurst and
                      sauerkraut,
                     i am a genius!




                                          well, guys, it's
                                           interesting.
                                             somebody
                                        reprogrammed the
soon...                               lights connecting to
                                        this gateway from
                                          another phone
                                             gateway...

                                                 the intersting
                                                part is that the
                                                  originating
                                                phone gateway
                                                appears to be a
                                                   x.25 node
x.25?
 what
joke is
 this?    it's not
           a joke,
          it's bad
             prit




                     uh?




                            you have
                       to know that the
                       x.25 network is a
                          rather old
                       network but still
                        used by banks,
                       government and
                           aerospace
                           industry...




                                  aerospace
                                  industry?
yes,
     including nasa's
  and esa's shuttles. i
  remember long time
   ago a dc10 aircraft                 yes, i
  crashed because its               heard it. the
electrical systems got                on board
    shut down from                 systems were
remote by an unknown               not separated
     hacker through                  from the
         its x.25                  communication
       connection                      ones




   then it's
really possible
   that the
communication
  was sent by
 bad prit from
  the shuttle




                   he wants
                      us to
                     rescue
                    him, but
                   how can
                   we do it?



                   some private
                  investigations
                         ?
i have
      an idea... the
      next shuttle
        launch is
      scheduled 36
       hours from
           now
          right?




 oh, no...
please , no
   more
troubles...
in the meantime, the asimov meets
the dark side of the moon...




                                          proceeding with the
                                          approach maneuvre




                  captain, the radar is
                  showing a kind of
                  settlement at the
                  given coordinates...
landing procedure
                            completed, reversing
                            the the quantum-
                            magnetic flux...




captain, a decompression
finger is approaching our
left cargo hatch
c'mon
captain,
open the
  gate
welcome
 t0 the
dark side
 of the
 moon...
meanwhile, down to earth...

                                     are you
                                     sure it's
                                      a good
                                       idea?




                                            sure!
                                        it will work,
                                           but you
                                           must be
                                        confident in
                                          yourself




                              why don't
                              you recap
                              your plan?
                                I still
                               think it's
                                crazy...




         well,
    everything is
      basically a
      big social                                          pinkertons
     engineering                                             test...
   trick, based on                                       interesting,
   the "pinkertons                                       veery veery
         test"                                          interesting, i
                                                         heard about
                                                              it...
pinkertons is
         a famous
          private
     investigations
      company that
      invented such
            test




       big corps
   insure their key
      employees
        against
    kidnapping and
   other threats...


      insurance
  companies put a
clause in the policy
  contract saying
that the beneficiary
 will be subject to
     kidnapping
test. the purpose is
    to check the
 security controls
       in place



                our plan
              is to fake a
           pinkerton test,
       kidnapping one of the
     guards at the esa launch
     pad gates, forcing him to
      take us inside, then we
           will release him
            explaining that
         it was a pinkertons
                  test
                   i already
                 targeted the
              right man, i know
                where he lives
               and he will head
              to work in about
                  30 minutes
pinkerton
  test uh?      oh, c'mon
 gaius, we          sys...
   are all       i've done
going to get   much worse
   fucked!     in my life...




                                  uhmm....
                                    it so
                                    crazy
                                   that it
                                   might
                                    work




                                  don't
                                 worry
                                 honey,
                               everything
                                 will be
                                   fine




            gaius, if
           you touch
             me one
           more time
           i'll punch
               you
action!


                       ehm, evil....
                        can you
                      drive a little
                        slower?




                                 c'mon
                                 gaius,
                                  it's
                                only 85
                                  mph!



                                  hey,
                                what's
                                 that
                                 noise
                                behind?




          eeviiiil!




                                          holy
                                          shit!
that's our
                            man evil, turn
                             around the
                              block and
                            let's wait him
                            at the end of
                              the street


                                          get
                                         ready
                                         guys!


old tricks always work...


                                                     damn
                                                  hatch! when
                                                  you need a
                                                 man you never
                                                   find one!
i see you
         are in
        trouble
        madam...
       can i help
          you?




                    oh, that
                     would
                       be
                    sweet...




                               welcome
 oh, it                           on
wasn't                          board,
   so                           plastic
                    ahnf!        boy!
diffic...
  ?!?
now listen
 carefully
 my bright
   ass...

  we are holding
   your family
 hostage. you are
   going to do
  whatever we'll
  ask you right?




        did you
         hear
         what
        the big
         boss
         said?




                         uh, yes!
                         i will do
                      whatever you
                    want... he is from
                    the mafia, right? i
                    understood it by
                        his suit...
esa launch pad facility,
service gate south...




                              hi jack,
                             what are
                                you
                               doing
                             here with
                             this van?




                               the boss
                             asked me to
                           bring a truck to
                           move some of his
                            old stuff from
                           the office to his
                                 home


                                                   'mkay,
                                                 move your
                                               ass,my shift
                                                 will finish
                                                  within 10
                                               minutes and
                                               i want to go
                                                  home to
                                                    sleep
soon the van reaches the entrance
of the preparation room building

                                             the
                                        door to the
                                         preparation
                                        room is just
                                         behind you,
                                        what should
                                          I do now?
                                                       nothing,
                                                       you can
                                                       go home




                                                            our
                                                     security company
                                                     has been hired by
                                                        esa to run
                                                    security checks on
                                                      personnel and
                                                        procedures
                                               we faked
                                     your kidnapping in order to
                                    check your reaction and the
                                      behaviour of the guard at
                                     the gate. You behaved well
                                     while the guard at the gate
                                    is in serious troubles as he
                                         shouldn't let you in




                                               this is
                                        a diploma attesting
                                        that you passed the
                                       pinkertons test, you
                                       also have 24 hours of
                                       paid vacation, you can
                                         go home and rest
                                        from the kidnapping
                                       stress, it's written in
                                         the union's labor
                                              contract




                                        pinkertons
                                           test...
                                         diploma...
                                        vacation...
                                           cool!
your
                                      collegue will probably
                                      get fired, so will you if
                                       you'd tell to anybody
                                       that you attended the
                                       pinkertons test. did i
                                            make myself
                                               clear?




                             yes sir.
                             crystal
                         clear. I'll go
                          immediately                             ihihihi!
                           home and i
                           won't tell
                         anyone about
                            this test




inside the building our heroes have reached
the pre-launch preparation room...




                    LISTEN
                  TO ME, WE
                  ARE STILL
                   IN TIME
                     TO GO
                      BACK



                                                 UHFF...
                                              he's right,
                                                we are
                                                getting
                                                  into
                                                serious
                                               trobules
well...
                                i am
                               going
                                 in!




uhf!




                                hello!
                               did you
                              come to
                             help me to
MOONWALKERS' RESTROOM...      untie my
                               shoes?




                            ?!?
                           What?
are you esa's
                      promised
                attendants? i can't
                   risk breaking a
                fingernail trying to
                  untie my shoes....




             sure man (?),
              we are here
             to untie your
                shoes...


                         divineshadow,
                         sys...can i go
                             for it?
                                             you
absolutely                                definetly
   evil...                                have to...
but
             please, when
              untying my
               shoes, be
             careful not
              to hurt my
              skin as it's
                 very
               delicate...




arggwwrrr!
who's         ...!?!
bad?
 uh?




        talk to
          me!
         who's
         bad?
i love
                    you, i
                  love you
                     all...




 there are
   some
changes in
the launch
 plan. you
 have two
  options

       option
      one: you
    let us lock
     you in the
     bathroom.
    option two:
    we unleash
      the tiger
welcome
                                                           to the live
                                                          coverage of
                                                                the
                                                            hawkings
                                                             shuttle
                                                             launch
                                                                     despite
                                                                  the loss of
                                                               contact with the
                                                              first shuttle, esa
                                                                 minimized the
                                                                    episode
                                                              downgrading it to
                                                               simple technical
                                                                difficulties and
                                                             decided to proceed
                                                             with the launch of
                                                                 the hawkings
                                                                     shuttle




                                                 in a matter of minutes, from
                                                 the upper bridge the two
                                                 pilots will reach the hawkings'
                                                 cockpit while from the lower
                                                 bridge the guests will reach
                                                 the launch chamber in their
                                                 lodging compartments




we'd like to remind you that among the four guests there is also a famous american
popstar who declared that a space trip was necessary in order to expose his skin
directly to the moonlight.
the case has been commented by the american psychiatric association as an example
of "reality dissociative behavior" but as we know. money can buy everything, from
the public indulgence to a space trip...
we are
                                        going to
                                         get into   shut up sys,
                                         serious      this is a
                                        troubles!     once in a
                                                      lifetime
                                                     experience




                                                  yes, but
                                                  usually
                                                    such
                                                experiences
                                                 leave you
                                                   dead.




 intersting,
 veery veery         a
interesting...   spacetrip!
                  yeepee!     we are               the
                              fucked!          pinkertons
                                               test... i am
                                                  cool!
fuck! fuck!   shit !
     fuck! uhm..   shit!
    interesting!   shit!




 argh!
 argh!               cool!
 argh!               cool!
 maybe               cool!
sys was
 right!
a few minutes later...




                                                            excellent!
                                                         set engines to
                                                        1/5 power ,plot a
                                                          route to the
                         captain                       lagrangian point,
                         manson,                          this vector is
                           we                             where we can
                         reached                       benefit from the
                          zero                        sun's gravitational
                         gravity                               push




                                   i will
                                go to free
                           the guests from the
                          security launch seats
                          and their launch suits.
                            keep an eye on the
                           road, i don't want a
                          damn roadkill incident
                             with some space
                                 rabbit...




                                             hehe,
                                            aye sir
soon the captain discovers the substitution...

                        well well
                       well, seems
                         we have
                          some
                        misplaced
                       packages on
                         board....




                                                    the reality
                                                      is a mere
                                                      shadow,
                                                    nothing is
                                                        as it
                                                     appears...




                                  ...and
                                   you
                                   are?           if you
                                              free us from
                                             this stuff we'll
                                                be glad to
                                               explain you,
                                                  madam


                                                 captain


                                                           yes, madam,
                                                           ehm captain
better for
              you if it's a
              convincing
                story...




soon the captain is aware
about all the facts...

       if it's
   like you are
 saying then the
    things are                believe
   completely                    me
 different from               captain,
     how they                 it's the
    appeared...                truth
now from
              the legal
            standpoint
             everything
             changed as
               well...
       beside having
    you on board, i have
     the authority to
  consider this a rescue
     mission, as it was
   through you i learned
      of the asimov's
     request for help

      international
     navigation laws
forbid the captain of a ship
 to refuse help to ships
 that launched the s.o.s.
 oh, and by the way... my
   husband is asimov's
   captain, so you can
 understand my feelings
    toward this whole          yes, captain,
           issue                we heard it
                               from the tv,
                               we are truly
                                 sorry...




 ok, i will inform esa
 about the facts and
  about my decision
 which is to abort the
 mars mission and to
   launch a rescue
        mission.



           we will
     divert our current
     route to reach the
     hidden part of the
       moon and we'll
       search for the
      asimov. we can be
     there in just a few
            hours




                                          great!
                                        let's hope
                                          to find
                                        everybody
                                           alive!
later on, the hawkings reaches
the boundaries with the hidden
part of the moon...
       captain,
    there were no
 signs of the asimov
 on the lunar orbit
 so i checked with a
  radar scan on the
    ground and... i
      foundt it




                              on the
                            ground???
                             how is it
                            possible?


                              seems it
                            landed on a
                               kind of
                             base... but
                           there should
                             be no base
                               on the
                              moon...




                                                i don't
                                            see any reason
                         suggestions?         to land the
                                            hawkings there
                                           when we could go
                                             there just by
                                           using the rescue
                                                vessel
engines
 ready
target
  point
acquired




              we will
             land a few
           dunes beside
            that base, i
              already
           spotted the
              perfect
              landing
                area
touchdown!
                     nobody was
                  waiting for us so
                   i guess nobody
                     spotted us.
                  the base is about
                      400 meters
                         away




                                                    you can
                                                     go out,
                                                   good luck!
                  i will wait for               remember that
               you here, remember                 i will loose
            that your extravehicular               your radio
             suits have very limited            signal as soon
          range. the oxygen will last             as you will
landing   only 45 minutes and despite           pass the first
 hatch        the special thin grey                  dune...
lowered    insulating layer covering
           your body, you will start
              to feel cold probably
                 just after 20...

                          i told
                         you we
                           were
                        going to
                           die...


                                        roger

                          shut
                         up, sys
200 meters


                            are you
                           counting
                              the
                           minutes?
                                         no, i
                                         can't
                                       even see
                                          my
                                        watch!


                                  great!




                                            spare
                                            your
                                           oxygen
                                            guys



                                                the base
                                                should be
                                               behind that
 100 metres                                       dune.
                                               guys, i feel
                                                  realy
                                             unconfortable            the
                                                 in this            moon's
                                                   suit       temperature varies
                                                              from minus 153 to
                                                               plus 107 and your
                                                               eva(*) suit is not
                                                                   built for
                                                                  moonwalks




   (*) Extra vehicular activity
loook
 divineshadow!
it doesn't seem
to be a building   uhm, yes
     built by      sys. let's
    humans...       find an
                   entrance




  hey guys,
  we could
try to enter
 from that
   finger
well ,
                                   we are
                               running out
                                of oxygen,
                                i'm getting
                                    in...




 at the end of the finger...



                       uhm,
                  interesting...
                  the door has                   here
                   no outside                 comes the
                     control                   trouble



       i know
 you don't want to
  hear it but i was
actually checking the
watch, we have only 7
 minutes of oxygen
         left
evil, can
   you try to
  see if you can
 connect to any
wireless lan and
see if you can do
   something?




       yes, like
       r2-d2 in
      star wars




                       uhmm...
                        let me
                    concentrate...
                                     no,
                                 i sense no
                             wifi signal, there
                             might be some but
                                the radiation
                             shield of the base
                               is blocking all
                                  the waves
                                                          hey,
                                                       where are
                                                          you
                                                        going?
                                                         spare
                                                         your
                                                        oxygen!




                                                     i'll be
                                                  right back,
                                                   you guys
                                                     don't
                                                      move
OK, here we go...

 finally, the secret defended
 for longer than human
 existance on earth is
 becoming the only one way,
 the final weapon, the ultimate
 solvent knowledge to the
 fight against those forces
 wish for darkness and pain to
 be the rulers of things...


  humorously enough not even the evil ones
  know what they are playing with... what it
  would mean for the destiny of everything
  the breaking of the delicate equilibrium that
  keeps the real horrendous danger in chain...
  and they don't even know that every single
  movement of theirs comes from the
  influence of those forces that were fought
  and defeated millions of years back...


                                   and now i realize that
                                   soon i will have to
my mind                            share this secret with
refuses the                        my new friends, in
thought                            the hope their mind
that the                           can be strong enough
lloigors                           to master the filthy
would                              influence of the
succeed in                         lords lloigor...
mastering                          only one of them i
those                              was able to immunize
stupid                             from the radiation
puppets                            that destroys
into giving                        thought and
them a way                         arbitrium... that
out of the                         beautiful woman that
prison we                          was dead for a
have built                         moment that goes by
for them                           name of evil. enough
waiting to                         for thoughts, now
find a way                         it's time for action
to destroy                                                     uhmmm,
                                   and the show of a             this
their                              glimpse of the real
immortality                                                  should be
                                   power that will win       the finger
definetly...                       yet another battle         junction
                                   for us... but will this
                                   end one day?




                       and this
                      should be
                         the
                     mechanism
                     moving that
                        door
i have to
 hurry, we
have only a
few minutes
   left of
  oxygen...
holy
  shit!,
better to
go back...
did you find
            out why
         divineshadow
          went away?




uhm...
 no!

                  well, i guess
                    the game is
                 over, i already
                    experience
                difficulties while
                   breat.... uh?
                 what was that
                    noise? (*)




                                             there can
                                           be no sound
                                          in space evil,
                                           i guess you
                                              are just
                                              missing
                                             oxygen...




                          (*) evil has the backpack attached
                          to the door, so she can hear the
                          noise while the others cannot
hello,
                         i am selling
                             fresh
                       oxygen... does
                        anyone want
                            to buy
                            some?




              divine
             shadow!




   ...an                  yes, stay
equalizing              away from
chamber...             the door evil,
                        i'm closing
                              it
fortunately
                    i was lucky
                enough to find a
             secondary entrance...
              in a few seconds the
             recompression cycle
             should be finished so
              we'll be able to take
                       off the
                     helmets...




                   ...sure
                    divine
                  shadow...
                     sure




fresh air!



                                   be careful,
                                    we don't
                                  know what's
                                  behind these
                                    doors...




                                        some
                                        more
                                      trouble
                                      for sure
uhm...
  a ramp!         well,
                   let's
                  go up!




                             uhm,
seems a                      nice
control     from those     console
 room       windows you
              can see a
               kind of
             laboratory
uhm...
  there
are some                          this
   bad                          monitor
 news...                       shows the
                              surveillance     it's a
                                cameras        quite
                                 shots       intuitive
                                              panel...
                                             what bad
                                              news?




               the bad
               news is
              "a heavily
            armed guard
           wearing a force
           multiplier suit"
             ...is it bad
              enough?
hey,
                                 the cam shows
                                   what looks
                                  like asimov's
                                 crew in a sort
                                    of prison


                      yup, we
                     are also
                     part of
                        the
                      show...




hey sys, you are
not transparent...              shit
call some
                more guards,
                   we have
                 intruders!


                           yes
                           sir




                shit

  ehm.. you            great!
   might be
interested to
know that we
  have just
been spotted.
  erhm...me                      right!
   actually                      great
                                  shit
if they
        will come,
         they can      true, let
        only come       me try
         through     something,
        that door     i just had
                       an idea...




    uh! a
  synoptic
   table
showing the
    base
 structure!




                                     yeah, it's a
                                    quite intuitive
                                    system, very
                                     well done...
                                    foolproof i'd
                                    say so that it
                                    could be used
                                       even by
                                          you
foolproof...
  even you...
     argh!




                       we can
                      select the
                     laboratory
                        area...




                ...and
                 lock                yes!
                  the                 it
                door               worked,
                                     it's
                                   locked!




 cool!
nobody
  can
 enter
 here!
meanwhile...

                        what's
                      happening?




               who
                the
               hell
                are
               you?
                                    astro-pizza
                                      delivery
                                    service! did
                                    you order a
                                   double cheese
                                    pepperoni?
we are       negotiate?
                here to       there is
               negotiate     nothing to
                             negotiate




   in a few
minutes our
 guard will
 be up there
and you will                 sir... the guards
  be dead...                 report that the
                           upper floor door is
                              electronically
                             sealed, and it is
                           nearly impossible to
                             brute-force it...
dead?
             on the
           contrary,
          you will be
            dead in a
              few
           minutes...



              evil, you
             know what
               to do




gotcha
 divine
shadow

                         sir, the
                        door has
                          been
                        closed...
evil bad girl in action...




                             sir, they
                                are
                             sucking
                             out the
                               air...


             angggh




                                         aaarrgh
in this way
     exactly!                                  the pressure
      we are                               is lowering as well
sucking the air,                         which means that while
  not only the                           your guard can survive
oxygen, from all                         with his armor, you will
 compartments                                 just pop like a
 except this one                           firecrack due to the
 and the prison                          difference of pressure
   cell holding                            between your body
     asimov's                                 and the vacuum
       crew                                       outside




                                                 can you feel             aargh,
                                                  your eyes                stop
                                                 popping out              stop!
                                                  from your
                                                    skull?




                          now i am
                     sure you are keen
                        to negotiate.
                    let's start from the
                    beginning... i saw the
                   emblem on your shirt,
                     what is the chinese
                       biggest energy
                   company doing on the
                     moon and why did
                       you hijack the
                           asimov?




                                                                     cough...
                                                                 the chinese oil
                                                              industry was afraid
                                                              of the new saunier-
                                                              caproni reactor, we
                                                              have been investing
                                                                  so much in oil
                                                             infrastructures that
                                                              we couldn't risk to
                                                                loose everything
                                                                 due to this new
                                                                  technology...
kidnapping
   saunier and caproni
  allowed us to win the
   tender for the new
reactor as they couldn't
 participate. the chinese
 government discovered
this alien base during one
 of the past missions on
         the moon.




                                               we modified
                                            it and have been
                                             using it since 10
                                        years. we decided that
                                        the best time to kidnap
                                       saunier and caproni was
                                       during their trip on the
                                       shuttle as it would have
                                       been easy to catch them
                                       once in space and to put
                                          in disgrace the new
                                                reactors


                                air
                             please
                              ...air




                  ok evil,
                   give
                   them
                 some air



                                            not too
                                              much
                                            though...




                                               did he
                                                say
                                               alien
                                               base?
pressure "almost"
re-equalized...




             what                                              we will
            do you           i'll tell                open the prisoner cell
             want           you what                  from this console. we
             from             we are                 will keep all of your men
              me?           going to                 trapped by closed doors.
                                do...                the air pressure in those
                                                           room will very
                                                          unconfortable...




                                                       we will
                                                      drive the
                                                   prisoners here
                                                   by opening the
                                                  doors one by one
                                                  re-equalizing the
                                                   pressure in the
                                                   rooms as they
                                                        pass.

                                if your
                        men will try to stop
                       them we will consider
                     them lost so we will drop
                      the pressure to zero in
                      all the base. you will be
                        killed instantly, the
                      guards with the armors
                        will just die because
                         we'll lock them in
                              forever...



                                                               did i
                                                               make
                                                              myself
                                                              clear?




                                                             yes
alien
                                 proceed        base?
                                   evil




                               with
                              great
                              pleasu
                                re




                            sys, divine
                             shadow,
soon the prisoners reach   gaius! what
the upper floor entrance     are you
                           doing here?




                                    it's the
                                      same
                                   question i
                                  keep asking
                                    myself...
i think
 'cmon,                               you
you came                            should
all over                            ask the
 here to                             crazy
save us?                              one
 how did
 you do
   it?




                    guys,
               i hate to ruin
           family meetings but
           i already moved the
               finger to the
            asimov...i think it's
              better to leave
             this place as fast
                  as we can
home, sweet home...
...and
                         this is
at their return, bad     my side
prit and captain judd    of the
answer to the press...   story




                                            captain
                                          , who were
                                       the 4 guys who
                                     beat to death the
                                    popstar, locked the
                                    original guests into
                                       the restrooms,
                                   diverted the hawkings
                                     and freed you up?
                                      they disappeared
                                        just after the
                                            landing
                                          on earth...
actually
                               nobody knows it,
                            they managed to hide
  we all                     themselves into the
 took an                        hawking's waste
oath not                     containers escaping
to reveal                        from the land
   that                       control.... nobody
                            knows how they were
                               able to leave the
                                   base once
                                   landed...




                              well,
                        sorry but i must
            nobody       leave, i have an
            knows...       important
            he he he!    meeting i don't
             gaius!      want to miss...
finally bad prit
reaches his friends...


               well,
           it has been
             another
              great
            adventure




                                          what better
                                          occasion to
                                       cheer up? but...
                                        divine shadow,
                            yeah,         when you'll
                         i'd like to   have a minute i'd
                         thank you      like to talk to
                             all!            you...




                                                           uhm...
three,
                                           two,
                                          one...




                                happy
                               22c3(*)!

                                          happy
      happy                               22c3!
      22c3!




                                                     happy
                                                     22c3!




                     happy
                     22c3!




                                             happy
                                             22c3!


(*) 22nd chaos communication
congress

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Fabio Ghioni Hero Z Private Investigations

  • 1.
  • 2. august 12th, 1983,,, a jet airliner is flying over the pacific ocean... captain, we have an electrical system warning 2
  • 3. what the the fuck? engines are prepare to shutting ditch off! 3
  • 4. back to our time Berlin, 15 days before the 22nd chaos communication congress... hey, look over there divineshadow! it's one of the blinkenlights buildings! The plan is: hotel, shower, a quick dinner gaius and evil and then we arrived reach the CCC yesterday guys at the evening blinkenlights building 4
  • 5. the next days are gonna be exciting! very much indeed! first the blinkenlights, then the shuttle launch and finally the conference interesting, veeery very interesting oooh... awesome! later on, in front of the blinkenlights... 5
  • 6. bad prit ... hello guys. welcome to berlin oh, hello bad prit! we were fascinated by the blinkenlights project. we were impressed when we saw it first on the internet but i have to admit that seen in real it's really breathtaking yeah, it's impressive. I never get tired of watching it
  • 7. i heard that the chaos computer club is working on a new blinkenlinghts project... oh yes, we have some new ideas for the blinkenlights. what kind of ideas? actually they are more than ideas, we almost finished the prototype what is it exactly? oh... something nice...
  • 8. mmhh... something... childish! childish? what do you mean? oh, don't worry... we'll c'mon! see it soon. i set we are a meeting with curious! gaius and evil, we meet in front of the new project building we are going there now
  • 9. welcome to the new version of the blinkenlights hey, it's evil and gaius over there... yeepee!
  • 10. this is an evolution of the original blinkenlights. the building facade is used as a screen by controlling its lights and it integrates and interacts with the squared floor located on the street in front of it. people can jump on the floor causing an interaction with the software . they can play videogames, they can dance, they can create light motives... imagine to have two of such buildings in two distant cities.. teams of players of the two different cities could even play against each other from remote... the blocks on the street are spring mounted. people can jump on them, changing the status of the light and causing game interaction as you see, both adults and kids love to play with it... yeeaaah! you are a lame looser gaius!
  • 11. ahnf ahnf! shit, i can't believe i'm loosing against a woman... hey, ms. angelica, yes! you are yes! really a we cool won! player! #@§! excuse me mister, how did we loose? weren't you the "king of the games"? Your grrrr.. words here... .
  • 12. hello boys congratula- tion gaius! you managed to be defeated by a woman and you made a young fuck girl cry! you sys well guys, nice to have you all here in berlin the pleasure is ours. are you excited by the next yes! tell days events, us about bad prit? the shuttle launch...
  • 13. sure I am! tomorrow morning i'll have to sign in to the heisenberg launch pad located north west of berlin. i'll be ready for the pre-flight medical checks. the shuttle is planned to leave the day after tomorrow at noon... i'll board the first of the two twin shuttles, the ESA- Asimov while the second shuttle, named esa-hawking is planned to be launched after 48 hours... the shuttles are made by five main sections, built in different countries. The command section has been built in germany, the recreational/lodging section in spain, the cargo/storage in england, the engine units in france and in italy where the space observatory has been built under the supervision of margus sisask, the specialist of the estonian space observatory foundation
  • 14. the first section is the command and control one. it consists of a control bridge, two systems bridges, one transmission bridge and a first cargo bay two small nuclear engines are supporting the main engines for tight maneuvers... the second section is hosting a top recreational level, two central lodging levels and a bottom scientific/medical area the third section is the supply storage area: food, water, oxigen and various amenities are stored in special sealed compartments
  • 15. the fourth section is hosting the propulsion units: two twin saunier- caproni engines, each one the size of a 12 stories building.... they are extremely revolutionary engines working on the quantum-decay principle, developed by mr. saunier and mr. caproni, french and italian entrepreneurs in the avionic industry that will be aboard the asimov the final section is the space observatory/experimental area overall, the asimov and the hawking measure a staggering 590 feet. we call them shuttles but they are true starships, the first recreational starships ever built...
  • 16. but tell us, how did you get the invitation to board the shuttle? it's simple, for the inauguration of the first and second tourist space trip ever they invited a bunch of personalities... given that the chaos computer club helped saunier and caproni, the two guys who invented the shuttle quantum-decay engines, to study and deploy the computational supercomputers grid that they used to calculate the quantum physics dynamics of the engines... ... they thought to invite a ccc representative as well. i wish caproni and saunier i could will be also aboard the go as first shuttle well...
  • 17. but you never know...you never know...
  • 18. two days later... good morning from the euronews newschannel t minus 5 minutes from the asimov shuttle launch, the first space tourist ship ever the ship is meant to orbit 5 times around mars in a journey that, thanks to the saunier-caproni engines, is planned to last only 20 days after passing the last medical checks the first crew of the two shuttles has boarded the asimov ship
  • 19. captain thomas judd is the mission leader. the curious thing the second pilot is that the is captain second anatoly balaev, shuttle, the the current hawking will director of the be under the russian baikonur command of cosmodrome captain judd's wife, lt. Janet manson the special guest of the mission will be bad prit, the member of the chaos computer club who helped the other two members of the spacetrip to set up the virtual stability test of the shuttle's quantum-decay engines projecting a supercomputing grid the last two crew members are maurice saunier and antonio caproni the two scientists/businessmen behind the development of the shuttle's revolutionary engines. these engines could be developed in a short time into civil power reactors, that could cut off our dependance from the traditional oil and petroleum industry
  • 20. saunier and caproni, during their return to earth, are to be participating in a bid for the biggest energy reactor in europe. members of various ecological associations seem enthusiastic about the possibility to deploy the experimental saunier-caproni technology for the production of clean energy three seconds to the ignition ... two ... one ...
  • 21. ignition! the shuttle slowly lifts from the launch pad...
  • 22. ...and quickly disappears from our eyes, pushed by the two powerful saunier-caproni engines 12 minutes later... the shuttle has reached the gravitational boundaries of the earth... we will cover the asimov mission with a special edition of our news tonight at 23 gmt...
  • 23. ... and we welcome you to follow our news channel coverage of the second shuttle launch, taking place after exactly 48 hours from now... hey, wouldn't you like to go into the space as well? in theory yes but in reality i had enough stress with the north korean stunt! (*) (*) see episode 1 : war games
  • 24. 12 hours later... sirs, we are now at the middle point between earth and moon everything is proceeding as per the schedule
  • 25. are you guys enjoying the oh yes, experience? it's a dream that's becoming real saunier, don't lie, you are just proud of your engine hehe! what about you bad brit? oh, it is a wonderful experience
  • 26. all ehhh.. those be honest, stars you would like out to include all there... of them in your hehe, blinkelights yes! project... ...UH? WHAT IS THAT? THERE IS SOMETHNG FLASHING OVER THERE uhmm... maybe a supernova? if it is so, then we are lucky, they are really rare events...
  • 27. charlie zero ready charlie one ready sir time to go! let's rock and roll!
  • 28. over there is the secondary cargo bay
  • 29. let's open it! easy as a pie the stolen transponder codes worked well, sir
  • 30. ...what? captain, is this a i read sensor something anomaly? strange the second cargo bay i don't door... it think so. seems moreover, all opened the audio/video communication channels seems jammed... the energy scanner yes, this shows a focused is probably the high energy reason why our microwave beam communications irradiating our are jammed ship ?!? hey, what's going on?
  • 31. there's something fishy here. you guys keep checking the sensors, i'll go down to the cargo bay to check that door uhm... i hope it's not what i am thinking...
  • 32. i didn't want to alarm our guests but when i saw the cargo bay door alarm i also saw that the pressure of the cargo chamber dropped and then raised back to normal... ...but that's impossible! ! don't !?! move
  • 33. sir, we found three of them, two are still missing i got one of the two. bring the prisoners to the rear section of the lower deck aye sir
  • 34. what does no this questions, mean? just walk to the rear section hey, what do you want quiet from us? caproni, quiet... meanwhile...
  • 35. i found one of the two missing crew members one is still missing, where did he hide? we have no idea, we split as we noticed the cargo door alarm we have the two crew members, saunier e caproni here
  • 36. the missing one is the guest called bad prit i'll go and look after him you stay here with the prisoners we are in a tight schedule, i 30 minutes later... have to find him quicly
  • 37. fuck! what is going on? here you are! stand up
  • 38. what are you going to do to me? i am bringing you where we are holding the other prisoners. don't give us the reason, to hurt you
  • 39. why did you assalut our ship? no questions, i am just followig orders but... this will take us to land the other part of the moon... these are the coordinates you have to move the there is ship to nothing there... just follow our orders and everything will be fine
  • 40. a few hours later, our friends are back to the room watching news coverage about the shuttle with one of the ccc guys... despite the fact that the asimov seems to have diverted from its original trajectory apparently disappearing behind the moon, the space agency has confirmed that the second launch will take place as scheduled, but has not disclosed details about the missing shuttle guys, i am honestly worried about prit uhm, i think that if the situation was dangerous the space agency would have revealed more details i hope you are right, gaius
  • 41. I wonder why are you always sitting on the floor... is it comfortable? uhmm... not really ... but it broadens your views! ... especially those related to your nice underwear while sys is getting lost after my underwear, why don't we try to get more information about prit's shuttle?
  • 42. guys! i was in the room watching tv, did you hear about the shuttle? yes, we also saw the news coverage i hope that bad prit is fine up there...
  • 43. yes? Uh? what messages? it's impossible! uhmm... yes I am coming to see guys, i have to leave you, some strange defaced eh? messages hahaha, we appeared on the are coming blinkenlights with you! facade uhmm... don't ell me you got "defaced"
  • 44. a few minutes later, in front of the blinkenlights building... strange indeed it shows: "shuttle hijacked help me please" probably somebody hacked the light control system and posted that message to make fun of you after hearing the news on the tv...
  • 45. but, that's impossible! our installation is not on the internet, it can nothing is only be reached impossible through a with telephone computers gateway... divineshadow is right, better to go there and check the equipment uhm... i guess you are right, let's go into the building
  • 46. the equipment is in the cellar, follow me please here we go, this is the main controller, it is attached to that triac power unit on the right. a single module controls 16 floors all the equipment was custom made from this laptop, we can telnet to the phone gateway and check the logs why do you need a phone gateway? we use it to let the people on the street interact with the blinkenlights through their cellphone keyboard
  • 47. do you mind if I sit at the keyboard? I am the forensic goddess ... eh? sure, everything for a true goddess like you! maybe later on we could go together to have some bratwurst with sauerkraut? bratwurst with sauerkraut? i'd love it, sure! bratwurst with sauerkraut? is that it? oh my god...
  • 48. grrr... bratwurst and sauerkraut, i am a genius! well, guys, it's interesting. somebody reprogrammed the soon... lights connecting to this gateway from another phone gateway... the intersting part is that the originating phone gateway appears to be a x.25 node
  • 49. x.25? what joke is this? it's not a joke, it's bad prit uh? you have to know that the x.25 network is a rather old network but still used by banks, government and aerospace industry... aerospace industry?
  • 50. yes, including nasa's and esa's shuttles. i remember long time ago a dc10 aircraft yes, i crashed because its heard it. the electrical systems got on board shut down from systems were remote by an unknown not separated hacker through from the its x.25 communication connection ones then it's really possible that the communication was sent by bad prit from the shuttle he wants us to rescue him, but how can we do it? some private investigations ?
  • 51. i have an idea... the next shuttle launch is scheduled 36 hours from now right? oh, no... please , no more troubles...
  • 52. in the meantime, the asimov meets the dark side of the moon... proceeding with the approach maneuvre captain, the radar is showing a kind of settlement at the given coordinates...
  • 53. landing procedure completed, reversing the the quantum- magnetic flux... captain, a decompression finger is approaching our left cargo hatch
  • 55. welcome t0 the dark side of the moon...
  • 56. meanwhile, down to earth... are you sure it's a good idea? sure! it will work, but you must be confident in yourself why don't you recap your plan? I still think it's crazy... well, everything is basically a big social pinkertons engineering test... trick, based on interesting, the "pinkertons veery veery test" interesting, i heard about it...
  • 57. pinkertons is a famous private investigations company that invented such test big corps insure their key employees against kidnapping and other threats... insurance companies put a clause in the policy contract saying that the beneficiary will be subject to kidnapping test. the purpose is to check the security controls in place our plan is to fake a pinkerton test, kidnapping one of the guards at the esa launch pad gates, forcing him to take us inside, then we will release him explaining that it was a pinkertons test i already targeted the right man, i know where he lives and he will head to work in about 30 minutes
  • 58. pinkerton test uh? oh, c'mon gaius, we sys... are all i've done going to get much worse fucked! in my life... uhmm.... it so crazy that it might work don't worry honey, everything will be fine gaius, if you touch me one more time i'll punch you
  • 59. action! ehm, evil.... can you drive a little slower? c'mon gaius, it's only 85 mph! hey, what's that noise behind? eeviiiil! holy shit!
  • 60. that's our man evil, turn around the block and let's wait him at the end of the street get ready guys! old tricks always work... damn hatch! when you need a man you never find one!
  • 61. i see you are in trouble madam... can i help you? oh, that would be sweet... welcome oh, it on wasn't board, so plastic ahnf! boy! diffic... ?!?
  • 62. now listen carefully my bright ass... we are holding your family hostage. you are going to do whatever we'll ask you right? did you hear what the big boss said? uh, yes! i will do whatever you want... he is from the mafia, right? i understood it by his suit...
  • 63. esa launch pad facility, service gate south... hi jack, what are you doing here with this van? the boss asked me to bring a truck to move some of his old stuff from the office to his home 'mkay, move your ass,my shift will finish within 10 minutes and i want to go home to sleep
  • 64. soon the van reaches the entrance of the preparation room building the door to the preparation room is just behind you, what should I do now? nothing, you can go home our security company has been hired by esa to run security checks on personnel and procedures we faked your kidnapping in order to check your reaction and the behaviour of the guard at the gate. You behaved well while the guard at the gate is in serious troubles as he shouldn't let you in this is a diploma attesting that you passed the pinkertons test, you also have 24 hours of paid vacation, you can go home and rest from the kidnapping stress, it's written in the union's labor contract pinkertons test... diploma... vacation... cool!
  • 65. your collegue will probably get fired, so will you if you'd tell to anybody that you attended the pinkertons test. did i make myself clear? yes sir. crystal clear. I'll go immediately ihihihi! home and i won't tell anyone about this test inside the building our heroes have reached the pre-launch preparation room... LISTEN TO ME, WE ARE STILL IN TIME TO GO BACK UHFF... he's right, we are getting into serious trobules
  • 66. well... i am going in! uhf! hello! did you come to help me to MOONWALKERS' RESTROOM... untie my shoes? ?!? What?
  • 67. are you esa's promised attendants? i can't risk breaking a fingernail trying to untie my shoes.... sure man (?), we are here to untie your shoes... divineshadow, sys...can i go for it? you absolutely definetly evil... have to...
  • 68. but please, when untying my shoes, be careful not to hurt my skin as it's very delicate... arggwwrrr!
  • 69.
  • 70. who's ...!?! bad? uh? talk to me! who's bad?
  • 71. i love you, i love you all... there are some changes in the launch plan. you have two options option one: you let us lock you in the bathroom. option two: we unleash the tiger
  • 72. welcome to the live coverage of the hawkings shuttle launch despite the loss of contact with the first shuttle, esa minimized the episode downgrading it to simple technical difficulties and decided to proceed with the launch of the hawkings shuttle in a matter of minutes, from the upper bridge the two pilots will reach the hawkings' cockpit while from the lower bridge the guests will reach the launch chamber in their lodging compartments we'd like to remind you that among the four guests there is also a famous american popstar who declared that a space trip was necessary in order to expose his skin directly to the moonlight. the case has been commented by the american psychiatric association as an example of "reality dissociative behavior" but as we know. money can buy everything, from the public indulgence to a space trip...
  • 73. we are going to get into shut up sys, serious this is a troubles! once in a lifetime experience yes, but usually such experiences leave you dead. intersting, veery veery a interesting... spacetrip! yeepee! we are the fucked! pinkertons test... i am cool!
  • 74. fuck! fuck! shit ! fuck! uhm.. shit! interesting! shit! argh! argh! cool! argh! cool! maybe cool! sys was right!
  • 75. a few minutes later... excellent! set engines to 1/5 power ,plot a route to the captain lagrangian point, manson, this vector is we where we can reached benefit from the zero sun's gravitational gravity push i will go to free the guests from the security launch seats and their launch suits. keep an eye on the road, i don't want a damn roadkill incident with some space rabbit... hehe, aye sir
  • 76. soon the captain discovers the substitution... well well well, seems we have some misplaced packages on board.... the reality is a mere shadow, nothing is as it appears... ...and you are? if you free us from this stuff we'll be glad to explain you, madam captain yes, madam, ehm captain
  • 77. better for you if it's a convincing story... soon the captain is aware about all the facts... if it's like you are saying then the things are believe completely me different from captain, how they it's the appeared... truth
  • 78. now from the legal standpoint everything changed as well... beside having you on board, i have the authority to consider this a rescue mission, as it was through you i learned of the asimov's request for help international navigation laws forbid the captain of a ship to refuse help to ships that launched the s.o.s. oh, and by the way... my husband is asimov's captain, so you can understand my feelings toward this whole yes, captain, issue we heard it from the tv, we are truly sorry... ok, i will inform esa about the facts and about my decision which is to abort the mars mission and to launch a rescue mission. we will divert our current route to reach the hidden part of the moon and we'll search for the asimov. we can be there in just a few hours great! let's hope to find everybody alive!
  • 79. later on, the hawkings reaches the boundaries with the hidden part of the moon... captain, there were no signs of the asimov on the lunar orbit so i checked with a radar scan on the ground and... i foundt it on the ground??? how is it possible? seems it landed on a kind of base... but there should be no base on the moon... i don't see any reason suggestions? to land the hawkings there when we could go there just by using the rescue vessel
  • 81. target point acquired we will land a few dunes beside that base, i already spotted the perfect landing area
  • 82. touchdown! nobody was waiting for us so i guess nobody spotted us. the base is about 400 meters away you can go out, good luck! i will wait for remember that you here, remember i will loose that your extravehicular your radio suits have very limited signal as soon range. the oxygen will last as you will landing only 45 minutes and despite pass the first hatch the special thin grey dune... lowered insulating layer covering your body, you will start to feel cold probably just after 20... i told you we were going to die... roger shut up, sys
  • 83. 200 meters are you counting the minutes? no, i can't even see my watch! great! spare your oxygen guys the base should be behind that 100 metres dune. guys, i feel realy unconfortable the in this moon's suit temperature varies from minus 153 to plus 107 and your eva(*) suit is not built for moonwalks (*) Extra vehicular activity
  • 84. loook divineshadow! it doesn't seem to be a building uhm, yes built by sys. let's humans... find an entrance hey guys, we could try to enter from that finger
  • 85. well , we are running out of oxygen, i'm getting in... at the end of the finger... uhm, interesting... the door has here no outside comes the control trouble i know you don't want to hear it but i was actually checking the watch, we have only 7 minutes of oxygen left
  • 86. evil, can you try to see if you can connect to any wireless lan and see if you can do something? yes, like r2-d2 in star wars uhmm... let me concentrate... no, i sense no wifi signal, there might be some but the radiation shield of the base is blocking all the waves hey, where are you going? spare your oxygen! i'll be right back, you guys don't move
  • 87. OK, here we go... finally, the secret defended for longer than human existance on earth is becoming the only one way, the final weapon, the ultimate solvent knowledge to the fight against those forces wish for darkness and pain to be the rulers of things... humorously enough not even the evil ones know what they are playing with... what it would mean for the destiny of everything the breaking of the delicate equilibrium that keeps the real horrendous danger in chain... and they don't even know that every single movement of theirs comes from the influence of those forces that were fought and defeated millions of years back... and now i realize that soon i will have to my mind share this secret with refuses the my new friends, in thought the hope their mind that the can be strong enough lloigors to master the filthy would influence of the succeed in lords lloigor... mastering only one of them i those was able to immunize stupid from the radiation puppets that destroys into giving thought and them a way arbitrium... that out of the beautiful woman that prison we was dead for a have built moment that goes by for them name of evil. enough waiting to for thoughts, now find a way it's time for action to destroy uhmmm, and the show of a this their glimpse of the real immortality should be power that will win the finger definetly... yet another battle junction for us... but will this end one day? and this should be the mechanism moving that door
  • 88. i have to hurry, we have only a few minutes left of oxygen...
  • 89. holy shit!, better to go back...
  • 90. did you find out why divineshadow went away? uhm... no! well, i guess the game is over, i already experience difficulties while breat.... uh? what was that noise? (*) there can be no sound in space evil, i guess you are just missing oxygen... (*) evil has the backpack attached to the door, so she can hear the noise while the others cannot
  • 91. hello, i am selling fresh oxygen... does anyone want to buy some? divine shadow! ...an yes, stay equalizing away from chamber... the door evil, i'm closing it
  • 92. fortunately i was lucky enough to find a secondary entrance... in a few seconds the recompression cycle should be finished so we'll be able to take off the helmets... ...sure divine shadow... sure fresh air! be careful, we don't know what's behind these doors... some more trouble for sure
  • 93. uhm... a ramp! well, let's go up! uhm, seems a nice control from those console room windows you can see a kind of laboratory
  • 94. uhm... there are some this bad monitor news... shows the surveillance it's a cameras quite shots intuitive panel... what bad news? the bad news is "a heavily armed guard wearing a force multiplier suit" ...is it bad enough?
  • 95. hey, the cam shows what looks like asimov's crew in a sort of prison yup, we are also part of the show... hey sys, you are not transparent... shit
  • 96. call some more guards, we have intruders! yes sir shit ehm.. you great! might be interested to know that we have just been spotted. erhm...me right! actually great shit
  • 97. if they will come, they can true, let only come me try through something, that door i just had an idea... uh! a synoptic table showing the base structure! yeah, it's a quite intuitive system, very well done... foolproof i'd say so that it could be used even by you
  • 98. foolproof... even you... argh! we can select the laboratory area... ...and lock yes! the it door worked, it's locked! cool! nobody can enter here!
  • 99. meanwhile... what's happening? who the hell are you? astro-pizza delivery service! did you order a double cheese pepperoni?
  • 100. we are negotiate? here to there is negotiate nothing to negotiate in a few minutes our guard will be up there and you will sir... the guards be dead... report that the upper floor door is electronically sealed, and it is nearly impossible to brute-force it...
  • 101. dead? on the contrary, you will be dead in a few minutes... evil, you know what to do gotcha divine shadow sir, the door has been closed...
  • 102. evil bad girl in action... sir, they are sucking out the air... angggh aaarrgh
  • 103. in this way exactly! the pressure we are is lowering as well sucking the air, which means that while not only the your guard can survive oxygen, from all with his armor, you will compartments just pop like a except this one firecrack due to the and the prison difference of pressure cell holding between your body asimov's and the vacuum crew outside can you feel aargh, your eyes stop popping out stop! from your skull? now i am sure you are keen to negotiate. let's start from the beginning... i saw the emblem on your shirt, what is the chinese biggest energy company doing on the moon and why did you hijack the asimov? cough... the chinese oil industry was afraid of the new saunier- caproni reactor, we have been investing so much in oil infrastructures that we couldn't risk to loose everything due to this new technology...
  • 104. kidnapping saunier and caproni allowed us to win the tender for the new reactor as they couldn't participate. the chinese government discovered this alien base during one of the past missions on the moon. we modified it and have been using it since 10 years. we decided that the best time to kidnap saunier and caproni was during their trip on the shuttle as it would have been easy to catch them once in space and to put in disgrace the new reactors air please ...air ok evil, give them some air not too much though... did he say alien base?
  • 105. pressure "almost" re-equalized... what we will do you i'll tell open the prisoner cell want you what from this console. we from we are will keep all of your men me? going to trapped by closed doors. do... the air pressure in those room will very unconfortable... we will drive the prisoners here by opening the doors one by one re-equalizing the pressure in the rooms as they pass. if your men will try to stop them we will consider them lost so we will drop the pressure to zero in all the base. you will be killed instantly, the guards with the armors will just die because we'll lock them in forever... did i make myself clear? yes
  • 106. alien proceed base? evil with great pleasu re sys, divine shadow, soon the prisoners reach gaius! what the upper floor entrance are you doing here? it's the same question i keep asking myself...
  • 107. i think 'cmon, you you came should all over ask the here to crazy save us? one how did you do it? guys, i hate to ruin family meetings but i already moved the finger to the asimov...i think it's better to leave this place as fast as we can
  • 109. ...and this is at their return, bad my side prit and captain judd of the answer to the press... story captain , who were the 4 guys who beat to death the popstar, locked the original guests into the restrooms, diverted the hawkings and freed you up? they disappeared just after the landing on earth...
  • 110. actually nobody knows it, they managed to hide we all themselves into the took an hawking's waste oath not containers escaping to reveal from the land that control.... nobody knows how they were able to leave the base once landed... well, sorry but i must nobody leave, i have an knows... important he he he! meeting i don't gaius! want to miss...
  • 111. finally bad prit reaches his friends... well, it has been another great adventure what better occasion to cheer up? but... divine shadow, yeah, when you'll i'd like to have a minute i'd thank you like to talk to all! you... uhm...
  • 112. three, two, one... happy 22c3(*)! happy happy 22c3! 22c3! happy 22c3! happy 22c3! happy 22c3! (*) 22nd chaos communication congress