stuff redditors' dads said to them that i will someday say to my daughter

1. RAISED ON REDDIT stuff redditors’ dads said to them that I will someday say to my daughter

2. The first one to get angry loses the argument. - SilverVendetta’s dad

3. Add value to any situation you may find yourself in. - blacklightattack’s dad

4. Open your hand as wide as you can. Measure it, from tip of thumb to tip of pinky. You can now measure things anywhere you are. - barefoot_yank’s dad

5. Don’t get upset over the expected result. - rcgisog’s dad

6. Let other people do your bragging for you. - UFO118’s dad

7. Fuck ’emall but 6 and they’ll be your pallbearers. - LantumQuotus’ dad

8. You don’t have to worry too much about people who openly hate you. It’s the ones that smile to your face and hate you that you need to worry about. - corrupted_one’s dad

9. If you are passing someone a tool, give it to them by the operational end. - VincentVanBro’s dad

10. When climbing a tree or whatever, always try to keep three points of contact with the thing you're climbing. - Hyoscine’s dad

11. If you’re the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. - pegasus27’s dad

12. No one fights fair and that is a fact. If you don’t want to be bruised up, beaten down, or in the hospital, do it first and do it dirty. - gravewood’s dad

13. Wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one gets full first. - JoshuaNorton’s dad

14. If you don’t have time to do the job right, how will you find time to do it again? - CharlieBrownRed’s dad

15. Be kind to everyone you meet. You never know when your paths will cross again. - IAMAcarsalesman’s dad

16. Never get sauced up in a city you don't know. - choebear’s dad

17. Never overlook an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. - Private_Stock’s dad

18. A few kind words and a smile go a long way. - palckofv’s dad

19. For every language you learn, your life doubles. - ElGoorf’s dad

20. Never let your drink out of your sight. - TyphoidMira’s dad

21. You don't want to be that person who wasted their talent because you didn't work hard. - ContinueTheInquiry’s dad

22. Don’t date anyone you meet in a bar. - mythofthefront’s dad

23. The key to happiness is choice. - Valeth’s dad

24. If you want people to listen, start your sentence with “My father once told me” - Mister_Popo’s dad