man and woman begum demırtas fınal presentatıon

3. 1
FINE
This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up

4. 2
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an
hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house

5. 3
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This
means "something" and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin
with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

6. 4
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission,
DON'T DO IT!!

7. 5
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is
non verbal statement often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"

8. 6
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your
mistake

9. 7
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the
female vocabulary. If a woman is
thanking you. Do not question it, just
say you're welcome and back out of
the room slowly.

10. 8
Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to
do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer
to nottıng

11. MAN

12. 1
FINE
It's fine... no really. Don't try to read
more into it.

13. 2
Nothing
Nothing is wrong. Or... he's not thinking about
anything. Men are zen creatures. They truly
can be thinking about nothing. More often,
though, a man is thinking about something
stupid (like pondering the reason why women
love shopping) or dangerous (like wondering
what other hot girls look like naked) and
knows better than to share it with you.

14. 3
Go ahead
Really. Go ahead. Have a night out
with your girls or whatever. Your man
looks forward to having some peace
and quiet while hanging out with his
friends and the football.

15. 4
Whatever
Guys say this in retaliation. They know
how annoying it is when women use
this word, so guys use it back, like a
really annoying parrot.

16. 5
That’s Okay
Really, it's okay. I've already forgotten
whatever it was. Could you move to the
left side a little? You're blocking the tv.

17. 6
I'M SORRY
Guys don't really know what these words
mean. To guys, "I'm sorry" is some kind of
magical voodoo phrase like "Abracadabra" or
"hocus pocus" that has the amazing ability to
make women quit arguing and stop being a
talking machine ! They pass this knowledge
down to each new generation in a secret ritual
of manhood. What did you think we were
really doing on father-son activities, anyway?

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