1. 5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,2 Dost:
kyun?"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA
Extra Kameena ßacha!Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?Son: Apki
shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai
UNKNOWN CALL-HE:"Do u hv a bf?"SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai
krne!"ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-HE"Do u hv a bf?"SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u
broke my heart!"SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas
ghar aane ki der hai!
Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar
hai."Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!
GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"&BOY to another
boy: "You are handsome"Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"
Ek Bhikhari: Arey yaar !Koi meri CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni BIKE yahan rakh gayaDusra Bhikhari : Abe
tu to Luut gaya yaar !Ye to PETROL se chalti hai