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What they DIDN'T tell you about TEACHING
1.
What they didn’t
tell you
2.
About teaching
3.
Twas the night
before term starts
4.
And all through
the house
5.
Not a creature
will be stirring
6.
Except you still
marking
7.
Whilst your friends
have a life
8.
You won’t!
9.
You suddenly find
yourself saying
10.
“I can’t not
on a school night”
11.
“ Friends become
distant acquaintances
12.
That you catch
up with Christmas and Birthdays
13.
You find yourself
telling people the same thing in three different ways
14.
When it’s the
end of term When it’s the end of term
15.
You won’t be
doing this
16.
You will be
doing this
17.
Or this
18.
Teaching is like
being a comedian
19.
Your audience expects
to be entertained
20.
So expect heckling
at every opportunity
21.
Punters to talk
over you
22.
Continual trips to
the loo
23.
The aroma of
stale B.O.
24.
Rustling of stashed
crisp packets
25.
And if you
are really nervous
26.
They CAN smell
your fear
27.
And will turn
into this
28.
You must always
be positive
29.
Even when you
want to do this
30.
When you go
shopping
31.
Spotting you will
be the highlight of their day
32.
Except they don’t
want your autograph
33.
They are just
amazed you are actually a real person
34.
If you are
really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi
35.
With your shopping
trip documented on You Tube
36.
So drive 40
miles away if you want any of these
37.
Or these
38.
And you will
need to find alternatives to swear words Fudge it! Shoot Oh Billiards
39.
And learn a
whole new version of the English language You gypsy Chav That’s so gay Minger
40.
But there are
positives!
41.
You get to
watch interesting student debates
42.
Attend inspiring meetings
43.
Enjoy the thrill
of not being listened too all day
44.
Being spoken to
like a piece of …
45.
Endure teenage hormones
that even parents don’t want to put up with
46.
Have your performance
constantly measured
47.
But the ultimate
in pleasure has to be . .
48.
Just when you
get teaching sussed out
49.
You get a
new Government initiative
50.
That was ditched
15 years ago for what reason?
51.
So why teach?
52.
For love?
53.
For respect?
54.
For money?
55.
The excellent pension?
56.
NO ?
57.
Well there is
a credit crunch!
58.
And finally what
do you call a group of like minded teachers?
59.
A whinge!
60.
Jacqueline Hicks ©
2008 [email_address]
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