If you throw a bible at a drag

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Anthony Simmons

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IF YOU THROW A BIBLE
AT A DRAG QUEEN…

By: Anthony Simmons

IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A
DRAG QUEEN

Then She will punch you in the
face

IF SHE PUNCHES YOU IN THE
FACE…

Then she will get arrested.

IF SHE GETS ARRESTED…

The she’ll make toilet wine. (Maybe Pinot Grigio,
Merlot… there is really no way to be completely sure.)

IF SHE MAKES TOILET WINE…

Then she will get sloppy

IF SHE GETS SLOPPY…

Then she turns into a he. And
he’s violent.

IF HE IS VIOLENT

Then he will be detained

IF HE GETS DETAINED

then all the other drag queens will get angry
and get arrested too.

IF ALL THE OTHER QUEENS ARE
IN JAIL

Then the wig and fabric shops will go out
of business

IF THE WIG AND FABRIC SHOPS
ARE GONE

And there are no Drag Queens

THEN THE WORLD WILL SUCK

If the world sucks, then it is a vacuum.

DON’T TURN THE WORLD INTO
A VACUUM.
Keep your bibles to yourselves.

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If you throw a bible at a drag

1. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A DRAG QUEEN… By: Anthony Simmons

2. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A DRAG QUEEN Then She will punch you in the face

3. IF SHE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE… Then she will get arrested.

4. IF SHE GETS ARRESTED… The she’ll make toilet wine. (Maybe Pinot Grigio, Merlot… there is really no way to be completely sure.)

5. IF SHE MAKES TOILET WINE… Then she will get sloppy

6. IF SHE GETS SLOPPY… Then she turns into a he. And he’s violent.

7. IF HE IS VIOLENT Then he will be detained

8. IF HE GETS DETAINED then all the other drag queens will get angry and get arrested too.

9. IF ALL THE OTHER QUEENS ARE IN JAIL Then the wig and fabric shops will go out of business

10. IF THE WIG AND FABRIC SHOPS ARE GONE And there are no Drag Queens

11. THEN THE WORLD WILL SUCK If the world sucks, then it is a vacuum.

12. DON’T TURN THE WORLD INTO A VACUUM. Keep your bibles to yourselves.

If you throw a bible at a drag

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