The document criticizes and mocks statements made by several Hollywood celebrities about President Bush and his administration. It argues that the celebrities are out of touch and hypocritical, enjoying the benefits of living in America while criticizing its leaders. The document claims the celebrities' intellectual capacities are lacking compared to Bush's education. Overall, it portrays the celebrities as elitist and misguided in their political views.

1. Hollywood Celebrities …and the stupid things they say CELEBRITIES……..

5. “ We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons…shame on you, Mr. Bush. Shame on you.” - Michael “Moron” Moore Apparently we just fabricated an evil dictator we decided collectively to call Saddam. Good call Mikey!

6. "I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communists." - Jane Fonda And I would think that Jane Fonda needs only to ask herself what country has EVER prospered for having been subjected to Communism. She sure wouldn’t enjoy the lifestyle she lives in a Communist country – YOU FIRST JANE!! Redistribute your wealth until we’re all even, then I’ll follow suit!

7. "The problem is we elected a manager, and we need a leader. Let's face it: Bush is just dim." - George Clooney Clooney must be comparing his 3 years at Northern Kentucky University to the President’s bachelor’s degree from Yale…or was it his MBA at Harvard??? Yeah, he must just be dim. Clooney for President in ’08, anyone???

8. "George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression." - Martin Sheen No, Marty, I won’t pardon that expression. Again, we have a Hollywood elitist who pales in comparison of intellectual capacity. Little Marty didn’t even pass the entrance exam to get into college!

9. "Bush wasn't elected, he was selected— selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines." - Alec Baldwin A clearly misguided man with evidently NO idea how a democracy works – let a lone the one he lives in! If you’re going to say something political or be an activist, PLEASE know what you’re talking about…..On second thought – Nah, keep talking…it’s funny.

10. "I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, maybe we wouldn’t have to kill them for their oil.” - Bill Maher

16. DON’T WORRY, THERE WILL BE MUCH MORE TO FOLLOW. IT’S JUST THAT IT’S GETTING LATE AND EVEN RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVES HAVE TO SLEEP – DESPITE POPULAR OPINION DEPICTING US AS SUPER-HUMAN LIFE FORMS.