We plunged into the depths of history to unearth hidden wisdom shared by Confucius that provides a proven path for hapless Indian men navigate the Valentine's Day with their dignity intact. More startling revelations at: http://www.jodilogik.com/wordpress.index.php/valentines-day-in-india

1. Valentine’s Day in India
Confucius’ Quotes to Survive
FOR MEN

2. Valentine’s Day in India is Challenging!
AFP PHOTO/Prakash SINGH AFP

3. Challenges Indian Men Face
on Valentine’s Day
CULTURE BRIGADE
3
PARENTS GIRLFRIEND

4. Confucius has Answers!
But, Don’t Worry!

5. Who was Confucius?
He taught Kung Fu to Jackie Chan
Philosopher & Teacher from China

6. INDIAN PARENTS!
Indian parents want to know what you are up to!
- Who are you talking to on the phone?
- What are your doing outside on a Sunday?

7. Real knowledge is to know the extent
of one’s ignorance.
“
Confucius says…

8. KEEP YOUR PARENTS IN THE DARK
Exploit their ignorance about what you are up to
on Valentine’s Day. Come up with creative
excuses. “I am volunteering for a blood donation
camp” can win your parent’s hearts and get you
special attention when you are back! Just make
sure you have needle mark to show.

9. CULTURE BRIGADE!
Beware of the culture brigade hell-bent on
enforcing ‘Indian moral values’!

10. The man who moves a mountain begins
by carrying small stones.
“
Confucius says…

11. The man who moves a mountain
begins by carrying away small stones.
“
BE READY FOR A FACE-OFF
If you have gone all the way to hoodwink your
parents to meet your girlfriend, the culture
brigade can be easily outwitted. Just wear a
saffron T-shirt and have a spare greeting card
professing your devotion to your sister! Deploy
these assets only under extreme duress.

12. GIRLFRIEND!
One wrong move, and you wish
Valentine’s Day never happened!

13. The beginning of wisdom is to call
things by their proper names.
“
Confucius says…

14. NEVER PISS OFF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Make sure you don’t:
1.Mix-up the name of your girlfriend in the card
2.Pretend that you are having a good time
3.Write poems. You will only create a suspicion
about what you actually meant!

15. I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Don’t worry! Confucius has an answer for
all the single men on Valentine's Day!

16. Poor food and water for dinner, a bent arm
for a pillow – that is where joy resides.
“
Confucius says…

17. I LOVE THIS CONFUCIUS GUY!

18. “ He who creates a Jodi Logik biodata will
never celebrate Valentine’s Day alone.
Confucius says…

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