the alpha time line of the bravery in homestuck
now we see how there children will do in this amazing game
they call
sburb gamma were there doom may or may not ruin there lives
its not done its a continuing thing
its start a little slow but its good i think try it guys and remember if you hate it i don't give a shit
3. You are brought into the room of a young boy it
just happens to be this young boys 13th birthNO FUCK THIS EVERYONE WANT THE TROLLS DO
MY DESENDANCE ENTERING FIRST YOU HOLY
FUCK OF A WRITER DO THE TROLLS THEN DO
THE FUCK HEADED NO HORN DBAGS YOU
CALL HUMANS
4. • God damn karkat go back to not existing in the
story but fine we will start with the trolls but
not yours we start with eridans cause he is the
authors favorite
Authourefthestory blocked carcinoGeneticist
6. • You are in the room of a young troll. Exactly 6 alternian
solar sweeps you live in a flooded mansion it is covered
with targets with years of practice you have become
the best sharp shooter in alternia, you enjoy being an
all around badass in every way and killing the lusis of
other trolls your lusis is a badass sea hoarse nut any
were you casually stand about to do something
awesome troll we have yet to know the name of do the
awesome thing you grab the ridiculously powerful
canon and wait…NOOH MY FUCKIN JEUS
7. • Just as you are about to fire your amazing
canon rifle thing explodes luckily you threw it
just in time so you weren't hurt. But you are
tired of all these assassination can’s an
empowa go a day wiout havin to look behind
his back
8. now
• enter name: minios empora
• Now that we know your name enough thinkin
of what he look like cause on the next page is
what he looks like kinda
10. Now you know dbag
• Now lets continue from were we were minios
and were targeted by another assassin you
don’t know who the assassin is but you know
who sent him/her
Minios empora troll her
11. Minios troll her
• Seakinggenecide began trolling thegillotineowner
SG: bitch you failed again
TO: w)(at the glub cant the guy do his job GOG
SG: wwel how do ya especs to kril me
TO: I will kril you soon jackass
SG: not before my guy gets you sea-bitch
TO: well fine well sea who gets who first but gill then bye I cant stand talking
to you
Thegillotineowner blocked you
12. • What a bitch but you got biga fish to fry you
wanna play a game wit ya friends and the
bitch
So you must troll your bestfriend
Minios troll best friend
13. •
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•
•
•
•
•
•
Seakinggenecide began trolling starofalternia
SG: gog I need to tawk
SA:ooooooook lay 8 on me
SG: ok so I made a team to go into the game like you said
SA: good
SG: and my guy astablished a conections so when the time comes we can cross over
SA: all right well then im giving you the client right now
SA:
SG: ok unlike our predecessor we are cutting the bull shit and starting
SA: yes
Seakinggenecide’s computer blew up
SA: oh fuck
SA: time to start
SG: ok now LETS DO THIS SHIT
14. NOW BE THE SOMEONE ELSE
You are now someone else this someone has a
deep burning love for drama and making drama,
she want to be a star or a movie writer either will do
until then you make drama of situations and learn
what makes the best out come and maximum
drama you have been gifted with the sight 8fold
which you love it helps you with EVERYTHING you
want to do
Player enter name
15. ARIETI SERKET
Your name is arieti as mention you love drama, you
are about to play a game with some other friends
who you will toy with through out of coarse you will
try to fight it but… temptation is a powerful thing
and thus you are sure you will make drama this
could be a good or bad thing but you don‟t care
drama is your life
17. You are about to enter the game with the quickest
of eas by cuting the shit and doing it
So lets
18. HeY bRo CaN u JuSt Do My LiL gUy
What gamzee says goes so…
19.
LADY‟S AND GENTALMEN BOYS AND GIRLS COME
CLOSER COME CLOSER AND WITNESS
SOMETHING YOU‟VE NEVER SEEN BEFOR
DREAMED BEFORE, THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON
ALTERNIA, DO YOU WANT TO BE WILDLY
ENTERTAINED, AND TO KNOW WHY WE HAVE THIS
NAME, COME TO THE SHIMMERING LIGHTS, TO
THE BLACK NIGHT FRIGHTS, COME TO THE
GREATEST SHOW ON ALTERNIA WERE THE
CLOWNS ARE TO DIE FOR, AND THE SAINTS
NEVER SLEEP, COME TO OUR BLACK LIHJT IN THE
CITY THAT LIES, WITH US TO THE DARK CARNIVAL.
ITS… TO DIE FOR:o)
:o)
:o(
20.
After such an amazing spectacle of an entrance I
but your wondering who this is well your about to
find out enter this amazing characters name
21. FAYGON MAKARA
Your name is Faygon you are one of the many
subjuggulat who keep the other bloods in check
you don‟t enjoy your job so you don‟t do it. Instead
you do what ever you like you are often partaking in
the wicked elixir though you don‟t overly partake
like most of your brothers who partake. Over all you
simply enjoy speaking and people enjoy listening
you are the one and only messiah of the dark
carnival and you destroy all who oppose you this is
the only time you get aggressive (u think) you
sometimes blackout and people disappear but this
is nothing so you just don‟t care.
22.
23.
Ok were just going to put out all the trolls then them
entering cause who cares about the shit that
happens pre game
25. LIL ABOUT HIM
This is sunloc captor born assassin you
enjoy to sleep when your not killing people
well not really you have two people you are
“working on” instead you fail purposely and
take the spoils. You perfer not to fight if it
doesn‟t have anything to do with you so
people some tims see you as a jerk but you
don‟t care
27. LIL ABOUT HIM
His name is kronoc nitram you enjoy fighting
and being and over all bad ass you enjoy the
stories of pupa pan and have had wings
since birth and use it to your advantage
when fighting the beast that Rome alternia
upon night fall
29. LIL BOUT HER
This is Hueete you enjoy being active and
often overreact over little things many seek
you out as a matesprite but you have only
one who you constantly stalk who it is you‟ll
never tell, you enjoy various cat like
activities. And have a mutation that gives you
a two catlike tails but many find this sexy so
no one really cares and you don‟t either
31. LIL BOUT HER
She is dariam pyrope and she loves music,
her bff is the young serket you are an
unserperable due that make amazing drama
and music wich you will distribute through out
your adventure you love making and listening
to earth and alternian music of coarce you
don‟t know what earth music is yet
33. LIL ABOUT HER
You are Beatrix and you are nothing less of a
god. Your power rivals no other and for this
you were chosen to take care of a virgin
mother grub you enjoy the suffering of others
sercreatly but your not bad you simply don‟t
like most people MOST people there are a
few exeptions
35.
You are marbis a young sexy troll who seem to
be constantly chased by fans and young trolls
seeking to mate with you however you have no
interest you in. you posses incredible strength
which you have complete control of you use the
noblest of weapons the bow. Well you can
almost control it shirts seem to explode off your
body when you put them on so you don‟t wear
shirts. You quite enjoy bossing low bloods
around and most of them listen. You are a
technical wonder child and are constantly
making robots for all kinds of reasons you enjoy
moving targets
37.
You are coralt empress to be of alternia and
a ruthless one at that you destroy all that
opposes you some used to call you mad but
there dead now well all but one the young
ampora is the one you must kill but you cant
because he is pretty strong so you hire an
assassin who still hasn't done his job guess
he‟s just un-kill able. You do also enjoy to
torture many this is why you have earned the
name the torturer.
39.
You are Soulin a ghost you died but due to
your abilities you haven't past to the next
world you would tell how you died but you
don‟t feel like it. You enjoy cosplaying and
are currently a witch from a troll anime
named “a journey were a young girl becomes
a witch through a set of circumstances” you
are a bit unpredictable and people don‟t
usually like you
40. NOW TIME FOR THE AWESOME GUY WHO IS REALEATED TO
A MEGA DICK
41. KERKIN VANTAS
You are Kerkin Vantas a violent pacifist you beat
peace into others but you actually aren't a very
peaceful troll despite being labeled as so you have
a burning love to see peace but you want to make it
happen you are the business type a kind of hit-man
for yourself doing what you see as right and such
you are and absolute bad ass and you along with
some internet friends are about to play a game that
you are sure will end badly
45. WELL JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED PRE
GAME
Minios is contacted by his special friend who told
him it was ok to enter he then contacted the other
trolls telling them to go they entered in the order of
the zodiac orbs however kronoc had some trouble
due to arieti‟s hive collapsing. He however made it
in by connecting to himself via having two world
wide connection units. The dead soulin entered with
the help of a confused hueete once all seemed
safe a glitch occurred sending them all to random
planets rather that there meant to be planet it also
allowed two players to become god tier instantly
rather than have to die. You will see who later.
46.
47.
In the land of fans and music we find soulin battling
a field of imps dariam look in jealousy at soulins
awesome land she wishes this was hers music is
the thing she loves the most CURSE this glitch I
mean wow just. But its not about you, soulin kill the
imps you can not kill the imps because you are a
kernal sprite half you half computer and have no
way of fighting. So instead you weave through the
crowd like no one‟s business to reach you soon to
be matesprite, Marbis who has made a substitute
body just for you awwww he‟s so sweet.
48.
But enough day dreaming you must reach him. You
weave through the imps with great successes. Now
to reach the next ring. How you wonder to yourself
how. Your thought is interrupted by some one
trolling soulin answer troll…
49.
Thearcherofblood began pestering singledeathhunter
Yes?
Hello soulin
Oh… ha-hi marbis
I was wondering when your comeing
Soon I be there any minuet
that’s good to hear i whant you to see it
Thank you I cant wait to see it
Well that’s it so bye
OH UHM bye marbis
OH MY GOG OH MY GOG OH MY GOG
50.
OH MY GOG, YES, WOW HE-HE TALKED TO YOU YOU OF
ALL PEOPLE YOU WRE LUCKY ENOGH. TO GET TO TALK
TO HIM THE SPIRITS MUST LOVE YOU YES YOU ARE
FREAKING OUT . YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HE TALKED TO
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(you freak out for several more minuets until you realize he is
waiting for you)
52.
In the land of rainbows and unicorns Is marbis and
who even though receiving an incredibly shitty
planet has managed to make it looks so fucking
majestic I mean how, how can u look so fucking
bad ASS on a unicorn. He is riding it like the most
fucking majestic BEAST in existence like it was
born to looks MAJESTIC gog marbis how do you do
it
54.
You enter his gate entering the land of rainbows
and unicorns. You bark a rainbow from the sheer
amazingness of his land its as amazing as you
wildest dream then you see him and your heart
does a back flip… he is so SEXY oh my gog father
of the sufferer. How can a troll be this good looking
and,OH FUCK HE‟S NOT WEARING A SHIRT
HOW SEXY IS THIS OH GOG, OH GOG, he is
sooooooo hot hotter than the body heat of a
chorgonian fit goat. But enough drooling he‟s seen
you speak
55. SOULIN ENOUGH DROOLING SPEAK
Soulin: oh uh ha-ho-he-I mean hi marbis
Marbis: hi soulin I have my body ready for you
Soulin: (what did he just say
EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP)
Marbis: the robot body
Soulin: of coarse (damn)
Marbis: well are u going to get in
Soulin: oh yes of coarse
56. SOULIN ENTER NEW BODY
You enter the body but due to the fuck ass creator
who cant draw shit you'll HAVE to imagine this one
57. NOW LETS SEE THE ONE SLEEPING
You are now the one sleeping or should I say
sunloc unlike most you have two dream selves and
you are curently the prospit dreamer you woke up
WAY befor anyone else and you watch as the battle
field transforms
58.
59.
60.
You are enjoying this but wha- what that hmm seem
your session will do its self sooner than you thought
62.
Your dream self leaves just in time before prospits
impending doom you watch a safe distance away
from the destruction with your fellow sleeping
friends you cant let them die you ant to win this
impossiple piece of shit you call a session just to
show how much of a bad ass you are.
64. Player realize sunloc was the two who asended to
god tier
Yes it was you the guard of doom with your backup
god tier you are the to who ascended upon enter
66. Looks like your
Session was
Meant to
Be impossiple
But you like those odds
Just proves your
worth
67.
Now that we‟ve seen shit happen lets see what
kerkin is up to.
68. LAND OF PEACE AND LIGHTNING
Kerkin is currently beating the living shit out of an
imp poor guys you feel sorry for them. Kerkin
destroy a shit ton of imps
69.
You then destroy a shit ton of imps leavening a shit
ton of grist for your taking. You collect the grist by
this time you have more than you will ever need
you just love beating peace into the lil imps. Peace
IS the only way to go some of the imps actually
listen and are now living peacefully with you as for
those who don‟t„ they have there assess handed to
them
70.
Gog this land is peaceful you love it so much but it
wont be for long…
72.
Kerkin: welcome to my home you pieces of shit
Soulin: hi ass
Sunloc: 2up
Marbis: hello mr.Vantas
Faygon: HELLO HELLO LADIES AND GENTALMEN
Coralt: hello my little mutant
Minios: …
Beatix: your god has come
Kronoc: sup bro‟s and sis‟s
Dariam: hello friend ready to make amends
Hueete: (sunloc is so close to
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ariete: why hello
73. Sunloc: ok guys shut the fuck up something BAD
just happened while I was on prospit.
Kerkin: how bad?
Sunloc: prospit is gone…
All of them: wha-how, how
Sunloc: I don‟t know
Faygon: Well what about our deam selves
Sunloc: I saved them because I want u guys to
reach god tier like me.
74. Kerkin: well thanks but were are us prospit
dreamers going to like
Hueete: sunloc can I maybe live with u on prospit
Sunloc: fuck no
Marbis: what about derse
Ariete: yes is derse ok or did u leave us to die
sunloc: yes nothing happened to derse
Minios: my informant told me about this
Sunloc: who is this ass hole I want to speak with
him
75. Minios: he… he‟ll be here in a couple hours
Sunloc: really now
Minios: yes he will and for gog‟s sake treat your
king with respect.
Sunloc: oh! Yes my majesty
Sunloc: fuck no your not my king bitch
Minios: those are fighting words ass hole
Sunloc: you want to figh ME im a fucking god
76. Kerkin: as your leader I must intervine
Faygon: leader?
Kerkin: yes your leader
Faygon: says who bitch
Kerkin: says the game ass hole
Faygon(equips weapon) AS MASSIAH I AM
LEADER
Kerkin: calm down fucker
Fayggon: no SAY IM LEADER OR I WILL kill you
Kerkin: (scared) oh-okay faygon ju-just calm down we all know you
ridiculously good at killing
77. Faygon: good nice to know im leader now :o)
Kerkin(relived) thank gog
Faygon: now motherfuckers may we sit the fuck
down and not fight my dream play place just got
blown the fuck up
Sunloc: faygons right we need you guys to reach
god tier
78. MOMENTS IN THE PAST BUT NOT
REALLY
You are in a young boys room it just so happens to
be this boys 13 birth day, he likes video games, in
fact he loves them, loves them so much his room is
filed with TV and computer screens. You tend to
play six games at one time and are rarely out of
your room when you are you have your trusty p.l.p
(play laboratory portable) so almost 24/7 you are
playing a game with exception two your sleep time
(exactly 6 hours) and your hacking you have never
found something you couldn‟t hack.
79. JACK GREEN
Your name is jack green and in a few second you
are about to hack the shit out of this game and with
your friends dominate but your not hacking to make
it easier you want to make it harder so hard that
you will never beat it under normal but you believe
you and your bad ass friends can do this
80.
You begin to drift off from the hacking. Its just…
your consouls looks so lonely. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz a
shock runs down your spine. back to work this was
the shittyest thing you‟ve ever recived as a present
why did you put it on. But you still get back to work
so I thing it served it‟s porpose
81.
Minuets later (but not many) you are finished with
your hacking and your recipient. You marvel at your
work this session will be BAD ASS so incredibly
impossible that you will be rewarded double what
should be rewarded. This is why you did it of coarce
82.
83. now like the trolls we will show you the rest of the
humans.
85.
You are Luke strider an awesome bad ass in every was I
mean how can someone be so bad ass and awesome is
this even legal you should have the death sentence for
being this awesome you are so awesome people
explode in your presence just wow so fucking
(explotion)……………………………………………………
….
Due to the fact that our narrator exploded I will be taking
over
and getting away from the sheer awesomeness that is
strider for the moment
87.
You are Anna livoland amazingly ruthless babe
when it comes to hunting you like it hard the harder
the better so u typically use a sphere when hunting
but you are a lady and whould never dare to look
unattractive during anything so you are never dirty
you like fashion and history, ok you love history just
so fucking much you just cant get enough of old
thing.
89.
You are mili evans a young scientist and video
gamer you are always inventing thing and have
never been a day with out technology you believe
that tech is beautiful and that all u need in life is a
good mind and anything is possible to make. For
this you constantly prove science wrong in every
way possible
91. OH MY GOD WHY surely this is a joke I mean
nameing a character after your self no please tell
me………………………………………………………
…………………………………………………………
…………………………………
Oh so its not a joke so…
94.
You are neko shawagato a young girl with a strong
passion for art and beauty you believe that delicacy
is the best was to handle things . You love all
animal and are over all a very nice girl you believe.
You enjoy the quiet and butterflies along with
anything well… PRETTY
95.
Now that you know about theses guys lets see how
entering went
96.
In there session after the hack they began
kurnalspriteing there parent and the secret item
given to them by jack once this happened the land
took form with strange imps, imps that made an
unholy combination of jadajoos along with some
other things thing that are really strong but jack and
his buds can handle they intern have a shit ton of
grist with in a few minuets there all in with minimal
effort
99. LAND OF SCREENS AND LAPTOPS
In the land of screens an laptops we find our young
hero. PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AS HIS EYES
MELT FROM HIS SKULL. Yes you haven't slept
since entering(about seven minuets ago) no chance
to see your dream self nope not even sure you ever
woke up. You have been really busy playing the 7
WHOLE MINUETS OF VIDEO GAMES YOU
MISSED WHILE GETTING INTO THE GAME. God
how did you survive man how
100.
You play on your land when you are shocked into
stoping god why did mili make this shit so good. I
mean can you not just play a little but
NOOOOOOOOOO 3hr a day and never when
doing something important in the game. God that
girl is always trying to fix problems that isn't there.
well since you can‟t play with out 50,000 volts
nearly killing you you mite as well see what you've
done
103.
As a prospit dreamer you see what the fuss is
about it‟s beautiful (not as beautiful as the imperial
city in shamrock 7 but…) a golden city with
peaceful people. Wait when did you wake up is
seem like unlike the real homestuck everyone is
just awake. You of coarse don‟t know that because
you have no idea what homestuck is. Despite that
you travel prospit with great curiosity.
104.
105.
This place is awesome and everyone seems so…
happy this place. You like it here man you should
go to sleep more… WHO THE LITTERAL FUCK IS
THAT…
110. You are now up and in the real/game world
Your friends are gathered around you
111. Rico: bro, dude get the fuck up
Jack: im already up
Luke: dude we know
Anna: yes we know what you did to our game fuck
ass
Mili: why whould you do that
Jack what
Everyone: hack the fucking game to make it
IMPOSSIPLE
112. Jack: cause I know we can do this
Luke: dude no…
Anna: you fucked up LEADER
Rico: what else are u hideing man
Mili: tell us everything you know
113. Jack: ok fine
Jack: look me and an alien have been talking since I went in ok
Jack: we made a plan, to make the game harder than anything
possiple
Jack: so that when we won we would get double the reward
Jack: and bring all, of you guy‟s who had died back to life when
we became gods
jack: were going to like join sessions when the worm hole open
Luke: wait a worm hole cant that kill us right here
Jack: that I kinda made…
Luke: U MADE A… u made a fucking worm hole, god damn jack
don‟t you care about anyone
Jack: I do I realy do, I made something so we could cross over
with no harm
anna: and what is this
114. Jack: I made a ship we‟ll leave in like 3 minuets and
be there 8 seconds later
Neko: what if we… don‟t want to go
Jack: it‟s a one way trip
Jack: if you come our chance of winning will sky
rocket. Our planets will come with us to via
transportation
Jack: I promise we‟ll be fine I did the calculation
and I've don‟t it thousands of times in space guard.
So it should be ok
Luke: fine ill trust you even though you majorly
fucked up
120. Humans (other than jack): WHAT THE LITTERAL
FUCK WHAT ARE THESE THINGS
trolls(other than minios): OH MY FUCK THEY
DON‟T HAVE HORNS WHAT THE SHIT WHAT
ARE THESE PALE SKINED OTHERE THAN THAT
GUY. THEY LOOK REPULSIVE.
Jack&Minios: guy‟s calm the fuck down
Jack: we need to work with these guys if were
gonna become gods and unlock the secrets of the
universe nd make cool shit were gonna work to
gether
121. Luke: against what
Jack: the game
Anna: what
Jack: the game is gonna do something I hacked it.
So this is like a virus it sends to kill us
Luke: what the fuck then why
Jack: cause the virus if killed will give us the gift
Luke: and what is that
Jack: its like what you get from beating the game
times a zillion
122. Jack: it will let us become the rulers of all session
and even paradox space
Eveyone: FINE
Faygon: ok but I'm your motherfuckin leader got
that
Jack: why shoul Trolls: JUST DO IT
Jack: ok
124.
You are now Faygon the one and only merciful
messiah and your other fucker is about to do a
fucking high-dive of the deep end. You met some
ass claimeing to be your ancester and he DARED
to claim HE was also the FUCKING MESSIAH
125.
Now you are going to flip your shit for real and it
wont be pretty your sure of that
128. We don‟t have time so be rico
You are now rico the most swag, swag daddy the
world has ever knows. And now you just got some
crazy powers to do shit your not sure how this
absolutely dope thing works. But your thing you got
these weird foaty thingy‟s that look like speakers
Anywas you have been time traveling like a
motherfucker have no time though future you gave
you a mission thing and the history of swag
depends on it
129.
You got to like fuck shit up, and when you say fuck
this up you mean. FUCK SHIT UP going all into
time and shit got no spare time anymore but you‟ll
respect the shit future you gave now you so you
could be him when its now for you and give the
mission to past you. Right now your being hassled
by some fucker who wont calm his tit‟s
130.
???: U UNSUFFERABLE PRICK FAG D-BAG WHY ARE YOU HERE
ASSHOLE WHY
rico: dude I just need to tell you something
???: AND WHAT IS THAT YOU GO DADDY PIECE OF SHIT
rico: swag
???: SWAG, WHAT……… THE………… FUCK!
rico: swag bro just swag
???: YOU CAME INTO MY HIVE TO TELL ME SOME ALIEN SHIT
CALLED SHAAG I DON‟T CARE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OK JUST
GO FUCKER NOT ONLY DID I HAVE TO SEE UR FUCKING FACE,
BUT I HAD TO BEAR SEEING YOUR UNBEARABLE SUNGLASSES
AND SHITTY “SNAP BACK”. JUST GO GET THE FUCK OUT I NEVER
WHANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Rico: ok man calm your tits
???:YOU WANT ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. GET THE
UNBEARABLE SHITTYEST, BASTERDLY, PISS, FUCK OUT
rico: (disapearafies)
131. That‟s like 5 down and while rico does his shit
be someone
132. Be the game the game is to busy so she will just be
herself
A foolish boy and his friend DARED to try and hack
the game now they are going to fucking die
133. THE VIRUS
The virus is a hundorian a species of sexy cat
women she and like a BAZILLION others are gonna
fuck shit up
144. LAND OF THRONES AND MANSIONS
In the land of thrones and mansions sits minios
atop his mighty as fuck throne looking so fucking
BAD ASS.
145. You are shooting everything that moves (and some of the
things that aren't) gaining a REDICULUS amount of grist
I mean is a gatizillion even a number ur not sure and
you don‟t care you just got and awesome weapon you
combined a magic wand you found with your silver
pistols. Making the wizards twin pistols. Yes you love it‟s
even more powerful than your legendary cross hair, but
why wouldn't it it‟s fucking magic white magic is the most
powerful shit even. The only thing close is that sidy guy
and his white SCIENCE wtf why would you call what is
CLEARLY magic science. Gog you really hate that guy
and you plan to kill him if he ever dares to show his
retarded face in your amazing palace.
146. Minios pester arieti
Minios: hello uh ari are u there
Ariete: yes im here bro
Minios: ok so I like have bad news
Ariete: did u figure it out
Minios: what are u talking about
Ariete: ur lusus is dead dude
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157. Minios: low blood
Beatix: what did you just say
Minios: low blood
Beatix: how dare you
Minios: low blood you will pay
Beatix: you are speaking to god here bitch
Minios: your crimes are great and your blood is my
vengence
((gun shot‟s)
173.
You are now dariam your planet was destroyed
upon entery and you are staying with beatix. You
have just gotten back from a voyage on derce when
you see a strange black light erupt from cluster
fuck of buildings.
174.
Pyrope investigate you peep at what's going on and
what you see calls for a song that is or is not shitty
177.
After such a heart felt song that has something to
do with death you must investigate
178.
The victim was shot reputedly or stabed u don‟t
know just trll the otheres
179. Sweetmelody opend memo
SM: guys beatix is fuckin dead
Thetrullpeace enterd
TP: WHAT
SM: she dead
TP: how did this happen
SM: I don‟t know ok just tell everyone to get over
here
183.
Sunloc: dude something bad is gonna happen
I had a vision faygon is gonna go crazy and kill us all
Dariam: sunloc listen to what ur saying faygon is strong
but not he would never go on a mindless slaughter
Kerkin enters
Kerkin: I came as soon as I heard what… happened
why would anyone do this
Sunloc: guys something BIG is happening just listen to
me
Dariam: sun your vishions have been wrone befor like
you said I whould go blind but never did
Sunloc: this is different just listen ok
184. Kerkin: no we need to put the basterd who did this
to justice.
Kerkin: [[cries]] we are not fucking dieing
Sunloc: gog kerkin u cry to fuckin much this isnt a
drama
Ariete: ISNT A DRAMA who told you that
Sunloc: ari stfu were doing not stupid shit
185.
186. Kerkin: did u here that
Sunloc: yes
Dariam: what the fuck was that
Ariete: I don‟t know dut we should cheak it out
187.
188. Kerkin: is that… faygon
???: no motherfucker im whats is face makara
189. Faygon in bloody rage jumps from out of bushes
MOTHER FUCK WHO'S ALL THIS FRESH PIMP
RYDA I GOT MY WICKED PEEP ON FOR
SUDDENLY? IT'S A MOTHER FUCKIN
NINJALICIOUS HO-TITTY MIRACLE JACKED UP
IN THIS BITCH ASS MOTHER FU-
190. Kerkin: you fucking juggler carnie fucker calm down
Faygon: THIS MOTHFUCKER GONNA DIE
???: just call me gamzee
191.
Gamzee: im this righutios motherfuckers clown
daddy and he wont calm his tittys cause im the
messiah
200. Kronoc: so Faygon finally snapped, I say this
coming
(all otheres come)
Jack: wtf just happened here
Luke: god damn jack were already dieing hasn‟t
even been a day
Rico: for me it been like 8 days
Mili: god this is horrible
Jack: let just calm the fuck down
201.
Coralt: yea I mean shit isnt that bad, we‟re still alive
Kerkin: DO U HAVE NO HEART. OUR FRIEND JUST DIED.
AND I COULDN‟T DO…. ANYTHING
DARIAM: ker its not your fault its no ones
Luke: no its some ones but whoes
Jack: well that carnie guy and weird wizard guy aren't here
lets ask them
202. Faygon comes in holding a beaten bloody gamzee
he is wearing a crown a crown of troll horns
Faygon: as your savior I have been given gods
orders
Faygon:I must make…. Some motherfuckin
miracles
Faygon: now
203. Faygon: LOW BLOODS KNEEL
Kerkin: faygon be resonable
Faygon: I said kneel. KNEEL
MOTHFUCKER, KNEEL TO YOUR
SAVIOR.
Kerkin and the others look in terror at the
monster that is there friend faygon jumps
down and strikes mili with his staff killing
her
204.
205. Faygon: now fuckers let me tell you
something
Faygon: I am here to kill you TO KILL ALL
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. As the messiah I
must, but worry not, you may die but your
memories wont
Faygon: I WILL CRUSH YOUR BONES INTO MY
STARDUST AND USE THY BLOOD, TO WRITE
MY MESSAGES AND MY MERICALS
I WILL MAKE YOUR DEAD SKIN THE PUPPETS
OF THE WONDER THAT IS MY ONE AND ONLY
DARK CARNIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
206.
You guys have never been more terified.
Rico gets the fuck. Sunloc tranzportalizes
you to safety
208. Kerkin: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK OH MY
FUCK. WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHAT JUST Sunloc: ker shut up and look in up
209.
210. Sunloc: this is bad have u realized how messed up
our session is
Luke: now that u mention it where's our jack and u
know this battle field seems quiet like were are the
u know solders this entire game seems to… quiet
211.
212.
Sunloc: I think jacks on derse I saw him but, he
doesn‟t have any power ups. Your right about the
battle field but our session has two derse‟s and one
prospit so its was one sided murder what I mean is
we haven't even seen this so called virus and most
of us are just… some of have strait up disappeared
213.
Kerkin: I fucking know its peace full and all but by
not having shit to fight were fucking shit up in a
really bad way
214. Ariete: [this is becoming really DRAMATIC]
(LIGHTNING BOLT)
Marbis: this game is become so weird and to be
honest I think we should have never hacked
215.
Jack: yeah I know, I thought that this whould be a
dream but this, this is hell a hell that we have to
make it through to get to heaven. I thought we were
meant for godly hood but, I guess that‟s a dream for
saint not sinners
216.
Luke: let not fuck up our hope yet we haven't seen
these fuckers but that don‟t mean shit
217. IN THE PAST BUT NOT THAT MUCH BUT ALSO
ALOT
Now sky people are in and you can hunt the once
who dared to fuck this up.
218.
Your planet is everyone planet and it is also your
ship, you zoom at the speed of light
219.
You will kill the fuckers but till then play your video
games
220.
221. HELL YES
YOU JUST BROKE AN ALL TIME FUCKING
RECORD FOR SUCK AN OLD ASS GAME YOU
LOVE BREAKING THIS SHITS TIME RECORDS IT
IS JUST… AMAZING
227.
He tells you he is your ancestor and that you must
cary on his will cause though he is imortal he
doesn‟t feel like doing this shit
228. He scratched you across the face and has told you
what makes you the messiah
You are faygon :)
But the real motherfucker is faygon :(
And he wants HIM out you ask what the fuck he
means then
229.
230.
Faygon:Greetings Welcome to the gypsy of fortunes Your coin was very much
appreciated And now I shall grant you your future It seems my cards of tarot
have dealt you a very odd hand A hand of six jokers card, this is very rare And
suggest something neusant is approaching You should be visited by a dark circus
A circus that holds pain and anguish This travelling mass of evil will leave you
corpse to rot While entrapping your soul to displayed at future stops Oh yes,
you should also be aware that it is your own evil doings That have brought
about this carnival's visit All of the sins and hatred you have cast during your
life Have whipped and spun into form, the form of one One who leads this
gruesome parade of pain into your life One sinister beast, one known only as
RINGMASTER Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the museum, the wax museum
Thousands of dead souls covered in wax All of the rare exhibits you are about
to encounter Are strange and wonderous creations of the one and the only
Leader of them all So both dead and undead please welcome the Ringmaster
251. Ok
now fuck that for now you may not
know what will happen for hundreds
maybe even thousands of slides WELL
WHILE THEN SEE WHAT GOIN on with
sidy the sweet creator of this awesome
thing we call CESS FIELD I mean he
made a fan-fiction without the word stuck
in it
260. You
are now marbis and with your great
streangth you‟ve reached god tier
261. Now
you need to stop the REDICULUS
amount of imps I mean its like… an army
of imps they even have guns (thanks a lot
minios) but there no match against you
and your archery
272.
you need to get that bastard but you cant.
And you want to know why nether less the
show MUST go on
273. Be
jack, wow its been forever's since you
were last jack
274. You
have been playing sooooooo many
games and still your not caught up right
now you are destroying the super mario
bros record
275.
276. And
BOOM record with held and ever
since you became a god you are not
holding back you have beaten 8 games in
under a minuet
277. But
are you a bad leader I mean there is a
giant space ship landing and you cant
crawl away from the screen for a second to
tell them
278. You
are to busy not telling others of there
doom when someone bust through the
door
279.
280. You
pause the game and look at the
bastard who made you do this
281.
282. Its…
her the girl you know must be a
gamer look at those fingers and those
screen blinded eyes yes this is your dream
girl
283. Jack:
uhh, hi
Sky: hello jack
Jack: [she knows my name]
Jack: wanna play
Sky no I have the universal reacord in that
game
Jack: no that‟s me
Jack look
284. You
show her the time
Sky: w-w-we tied!?!?
Jack: WHAT y-y-y-you tied with ME the
god [I thought I would blow her out of the
water]
Sky: #wtf
Jack: did you just use a hashtag in real life
Sky: yeah its cool # are the shit
285. Sky:
but enough talking I'm here to fucking
kill you
Jack: why
Sky: because you #hacked hacked really
really bad
291. You
come to find her playing your game
Jack: died for like three second and BAM
your playing my game
Sky: #howareyounotdead
Jack: uhh god tier
Sky: ohhh of coarce
Jack: wait your like the virus of the game
and you don‟t know everything about the
game
292. Sky:
I protect it but this game is to
treasured I went in without knowing shit in
away were just like you guys
Jack: I knew almost everything
Sky: HOW
Jack: hacking and if you didn't know why
are you hunting us
Sky: not of YOUR business
293. Jack:
this game is just playing us for fools
Sky: yeah but its what I must do
Jack: you and what army
Sky: #ihopedyou‟dsaythat
she points to the ship which is FILLED with
sexy cat people
296. You
are now the troll [faygon]
Faygon: penitence for your crime,
penitence for your life
You see the the body‟s of the missing
people and like 5 rico‟s
297. The
trolls horns are missing and the
ringleaders crown has grown into a
crooked forest of horns
298. Faygon: well my clowns shall we
[using chuckle voodoo]
Marbis: of coarce
Neko: yes
Gamzee: qhatever the motherfuck you say
Rico1-5: HELLA YES
Anna: why yes
299. We are your clowns and you are our RINGMASTER
300. You have a plan to make the entire session your carnival just as your
ancestor told you
You
Will give allllllllllllllllll the MOTHERFUCKIN BLOOD
AND THIS SESSION WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE DARK
CARNIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
301.
302. LET THE BLOOD RUN COLD CAUSE FUCKERS THE DARK
CARNIVAL IS HERE
306. You are on derse and this guy is creaping you the
fuck out
307.
308. He has been following you around mooching off
your awesomeness all bloody and shit
309. luke: why are you following me?
nior:
Luke: what
Nior:
Luke: lulu is traped in the well, were boy were
Nior:
!!!
Luke: ok I have no idea
310. Luke: well then
Nior grabs your head and you glow in rainbow a
bright beam shoots up
311.
312. Luke: what the fuck how am I not dead
Nior: I made u ables to undersands me
Luke: why your supposed to be some kinda stab
happy guy
Nior: you fuckers hacked me. I donts even got
crazy strong upgrades and the shit supposed to
go down idnt soooo what the fuck do I do I‟m like
loneyes
313. Luke: you‟re lonely… ok bro ill tell you what
Nior: what
Luke: you are now my bro
Nior: I‟m your bro?
Luke: yeah mine as long as you get clened and
stop being to weird
314. Nior: alright bro
Luke: ok imma wake up I feel something bad ass
is about to go down
Nior ill go with ya
Luke: alright LET DO THIS BRO
[fistbump]
[zap]
316. As rico you are messin stuff up BAD like you are
ruining the timeline you‟re surprised you still exist
but its all worth it
You have a SWAG army like there are so many
you‟s AND people you‟ve led to swaglyness
317. You know this is gonna have some kinda terible
outcome but hey older you told ya to and now
you‟re done all that shit took you like 7 years of
awesome stuff you‟ll never know about because
the writer is a jack ass
318. Well now that you have all these you‟s what do
you do
328. Rico: oh youre here
Rico: yep now why did I do that shit why haven't I
aged and what do I do know you know how it is
me we tell it straight
Rico: ok well you didn‟t age because of them time
shinaigans 7 years for you not even a day now
that youre done do what ever and as for why well
its just we need an army of strong motherfuckers
if we gonna live
347. But you have been interrupted by the jack ass
348. You see kerkin with his pacifists IMPS how are
IMPS even peaceful there made to fucking kill
and what the shit is a hit man pacifists hit men kill
and pacifist don‟t MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING
MIND
349. Coralt: hi
Kerkin: uhh hi
Coralt: what are you doing on my planet
Kerkin: stoping you from RUINING the poor IMPS
lives
Coralt: what the fuck you want to STOP me from
doing shit on MY planet
350. Coralt: kerkin you are the worst kinda fucker
Kerkin: you are bringing fucking genocide to
these majestic creatures
Coral: that is fucking it, what the fuck is wrong
with you WHAT THE FUCK
Kerkin: what's wrong with you I‟ve climbed twice
the amount you have barely killing anything
351. Coralt: YOU FUCKING BEAT THEM INTO
PEACE HOOD
Kerkin: AT LEAST I DON‟T KILL THEM FOR FUN
Coralt: THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING AM DO YOU
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT FUCKER
352. Kerkin: LIKE HELL I DO
Coralt: FINE WE‟LL SETTLE THIS LIKE TROLLS
WITH WAR
kerkin: FINE LETS DO THIS
353. Coralt: HUH no fuck that kerkin lets just leave
each other alone
Kerkin: ok
Coralt: [kiss]
Kerkin: what the fuck were did that come from
Coralt: m-my body moved on it‟s own
356. Coralt: same fucking way you ignorant peace
loving piece of shit
Kerkin: lets not fucking fight ok
Coralt: ♠
Kerkin: ♠
357. Yes that came out perfectly as everything you do
does who would have thought you could control
higher bloods to you are very good at your work
now the only one left is faygon and his loyal
clown subjects
358. Mean while the the crazy shit goin on with the
crazy fucker
359. Faygon: NOW MY CLOWNS LETS RULE THIS BITCH
You see a croud of voodootised trolls and humans with face paint
360. Faygon: TODAY MY BROTHERS IS OPENIN DAY LETS WELCOME
ALL WITH OPEN ARMS TO OUR CARNIVAL OF SOUL
CLOWNS: OF COARSE R-R-R-RA RINGMASTA
362. THE UNKNOWING TROLLS AND HUMANS
COME TO THE LAND BELEAVING THAT THEY
WHOULD HAVE AN EXPLAINATION OVER THE
DEATHS
363. Come one COME ALL, TO OUR GRANT CARNIVAL WERE THE SOULS
NEVER REST, AND DEATH IS THE TEST. LADIES AND GENTALMEN
BOYS AND GOULS YOUR SOULS MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THY SIN’S.
THIS MY MOTHERFUCKERS IS
THE DARK
CARNIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
L
364. Kerkin: what…. The…. FUCK
Coralt: where the hell have you been faygon
Faygon: up with the motherfuckin angels bro
learnin understand shit
Dariam: faygon, are you… ok
365. Faygon: im motherfuckin fine sista just given you
a MOTHERFUCKIN DEATH SENTENCE
366. Soulin: marbis i-is that you
Marbis: :o)
Soulin: marbis please
Marbis: :o)
Soulin: marbis WAKE UP
[crying]
367. Kerkin: you bastard I don‟t care how fucking
strong you are imma beat your ass
Faygon: ;o) bring it my fucka
368. They lung at each other scythe in hand kerkin slashes cutting faygon across the chest the un responcive faygon does
nothing simply humming the song you listen to know kerkin unable to attack such a mentaly un healthy trolls quit
369. Luke: dude just kick his ass
Kerkin: I can he‟s like my best friend
Nior: ill fuckin do‟s it
Sunloc: no dude don‟t kill the carnie fucker
370. Faygon: clowns lets give them a fucking SHOW
Clowns: mothafuck yes
372. The darkness
Minios: this magic
Minios: its so dark
Minios: I cant see anything
???: young empora
Minios: what the fuck was that
???: I will be your guid
Minios: m-my guid
???: to the core of grimdark
373.
374. Minios: wh-who are you
???: I am thy‟s god your grimdarkness has
brought me here
Minios: my… god
???: call me chad
Minios: what the fuck chad?
Chad: you are the hope fallen to the dark. You are
the one
375. Well whats happening here is defiantly NOT
important so we will go to the much more
important shit the shit so fucking important that
when you see it you better be wearing a diaper
because you will shit your self so hard, so fucking
hard that your pants will burn the fuck of leaveing
you there wondering what the fuck you just saw
383. You have stumbled across strange people who
are telling you what happened in there session
this is how they explained it
384.
385. You are amazed this is a revelation a big fucking
revelation
386. Rose: hello alternate version daughter
Anna: alternate version?
Rose: yes you see in my timeline I am my own
mothers mother
Anna: i…. WHAT
Rose: try not to think too much about it
Dave: yeah that shit will fucking kill you and you mind
will be mush
Anna: STRIDER
Dave: yeah im THE strider
Anna: T.T so cool
391. Luke: no fuck that let kill the fuckin carnie and his
brain washed fuckers
Clowns: we are just the clowns of the ringmasta
Luke: fuck you all, and what the fuck why didn‟t
rico just fucking teleport back in time and keep
this shit from happening
Rico: I fucking did this isnt the main timeline
fucker
400. Nior: ok I think its time I tell ya‟s
Jack: tell us what
Noir: how this session works and why your virus
don‟t know shit
Luke: wait the virus is here bro
Noir: yeah the skirts right there‟s
Luke: what
401.
402.
403.
404.
405.
406. Sky: nya
Huuete: A CAT LADY
Soulin: so kawii
Sky: thanks
Luke: this girls the virus
Rico: hey baby were you been all my life
407. Noir: no nope, luke you knows better than that
Luke: sorry bro
Jack:( wait what)
rico: baby baaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy were you goin
412. minios: yes ker its fucking me
Sunloc: oh…. NO
Sunloc grabs his head riving in pain
Minios: the darkness to much for you low blood
413.
414. Sunloc: NO AHHH
Minios: scream low blood
Rico: what the fuck I cant time fuck to stop this
Minios: like hell you cant
noir: how the fuck did you even do that
Chad: I did this for our heir
Noir: what, the, fuck is even happening
415. Minios: jack noir you need to upgrade and
destroy these lowlings
Noir: fuck no‟s I like my bro luke what's is face
Luke: strider
Noir: yeah
Minios: oh im not asking
420. Luke: what happened to your voice and quit yelling bro
Noir: ok but only cause its you old bro
Rico: what the fuck is going on
Jack: its what we call bromance
421. Jack noir turns into a mega supream being capaple of ending them
all when he feel like it
A combination of the players parents several first guardians and
the one they call English alone with machine gun morphing hands
and several other weapons. This is the ultimate villian and will never
be beaten
422. Noir: you see the only thing is those hundorian bitches aren't the
virus im the virus there the anti virus
423. The kids and troll look in horror at the mega boss destined to rule
there session
424. Neko: do you feel that
Ariete: yeah I feel the DRAMA(thunderbolt)
Kerkin: shut up
Ariete: what did you say to me freak
Kerkin: SHUT THE FUCK UP
425. Kerkin: guys this is bad really fucking bad I don’t know what to do
none of us do were only, kids we basically just turned 13… and now
were going to dye cause we played what we weren't ready for
We tried to be heros but we all know damn well they don’t fuckin
exist
And is they fucking did we whould never be one of them
426. Jack: your right and its all my fault all of it
Jack: why the fuck dd I hack and fucking ruin this
Jack: my only regret is that ill never get to play final fantasy 7
Sky: wait you never played that
Jack: no T_T
Sky: ok you need to right now
427. Kerkin: shut the fuck up cant you see were gonna die
Jack: just don’t be heroic
Kerkin: how can you not look fuckin heroic makein peace with a monster
Jack: peace, bitch were killin this thing
Kerkin: no I can bring my self to kill ANYTHING
Jack: how’d you, get grist then
Kerkin: there are other ways, you know god I have a fucking army.
428. Rico: I HAD an army of like our grandparents and stuff
Jack: yeah yeah I don’t have time for this we have more important
matters, like the Pokémon bank release in the U.S.
Soulin: jack-kun please shut up
Huuete: guys now that were here weres anna…
429. I bet you expected her to come that moment but no that shits to
main stream so no you no see her yet but you can be her
430. BE ANNA
You are now anna and after takin in the shit ton of stuff your
mama told you, you feel like your head about to blow
And the worst part is that the shit your in is much worst and you
might as well die now. But there is one chance
431. Rose: you know about the green sun it’s a sun
Anna: I got that mom
Rose: well you have to have it super-nova
432. Anna: wait, what we have to make it super nova
Anna: how what, god I wish jack or mili was here
Rose: its weird but this is gonna be big ill let jade fill you in
434. No you don’t want to be that cool swag daddy
435. See what emotional break down luk is going through
436. Luke: im not emotional not at all
Luke: say it again and ill blow you up
437. Ahh yes luke you have grow so much I can help but be proud you
can look at someone without blowing them up if you want but you
love blowing shit up it just so bad ass
438. But anyway what are you doing
Luke: breaking the fourth wall
Cool that’s cool luke
442. You found anna and you have fallen in fucking love
443. This is so suben its like wow you see some fucker and bam your in
love with a crazy hunter girl love at first fucking site
What are you troll Romeo or some shit
444. Well you hate your self for it but hey at least you found her
445. Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Anna: WHAT
Sunloc: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Anna: COME CLOSER I CANT HEAR
Walk closer
Sunloc: ok now who the fuck are these people
446. Anna: oh these are us human players lusu- parents from a difrent
time line
Sunloc: well that made fucking sence
447. [/ 人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \ ]
Anna: yeah
Dave: hell yeah
Rose:….
Sunloc: ok then
Rose: anna
Anna: what
448. Rose: this guy is in love with you
Sunloc: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Anna: o/////o what
Rose: I can tell cause I studied this shit
Its red love
Anna: oh um
449. Dave: bro she likes you
Anna: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Dave: im a love doctor I can tell
Sunloc:*silent's*
Jade: what is wrong with you guys!!!
John: yeah that’s not cool
450. Rose: well she my daughter
Anna: o////o
Sunloc: wtf
Dave: bro I got you
Sunloc: no you fucking don’t
451. John: ok guys can you just bring us to your people like the rest or
are they all dead
Jade: JOHN
John: what it may be remember our session
Anna: no there not dead
453. Be makara
You are now makara with dariam she is helping you with your
problem but she says it will take time
454. Faygon: idk dar its like
¼ want to be friend with everyone
¼ wants to be seen
¼ doesn’t care about anyone
¼ want to murder everyone and bath in there motherfuckin blood
as I write miracles into the sky
455. Dariam: yeah I can see your brain is like a maze im having a hard
time but I can see how messed up it is
Faygon: can’t you just use your mind healing powers to help me
Dariam: usually I whould but you’re a special case cause your not
insane you have two personalities one good one did a paruet of the
fucking high dive to insanity
456. Dariam: your inerself is very…. Violent
Faygon: wait your with him
Dariam: yeah he’s rageing the fuck out all over your brain
Faygon: can we just kill him
Dariam: im not getting close to that lil shit
457. Faygon: what can we do you’re a fucking sylph of mind how can
you not heal me
Dariam: not without killing you
Dariam: don’t you get it
Dariam: those blackout were him comeing up you have 2
personalityes
459. Inside the head of an insane man filled with rainbows and painting
of murder the sounds of a carnival play all around you in the senter
of the madness you see him
460. Faygon: hey, uh my motherfucka how the fuck it been since the CARNIVAL
Dariam:….
Faygon: it considered fuckin RUDE to not answer someone when they be comunicatin
Dariam: its been g-g-good
Faygon: im not gonna fuckin hurt you bitch
461. Dariam: and you expect me to trust you
Faygon: you’d be dead if it were a like
Dariam: why are you here
Faygon: cause im here that fuckin why
462. Dariam: who don’t you just leave
Faygon: cause I fuckin cant you see I am him, and he is me
Dariam: wh- what?
Faygon: we have dual personalities as the merful messaih’s you see
Dariam: so your… faygon
Faygon: his better half motherfucker
463. Faygon: we are the angels
Fargon: :o(
Faygon: :o)
Faygon: of double motherfuckin death
464. Dariam: are you insane
Faygon: yes very
Dariam: what even is that
Faygon: that you mean the angel
Dariam: yeah that
Faygon: its… motherfuckin me
465. Dariam: well could you be more like other faygon
Faygon: fuck no
Faygon: I may be, twisted I maybe, crazy
But were both the same equals in a, so no matter how far he trys to run from it
I am him
And he is me
466. Dariam: faygon… I just want to help you
Faygon: I DON’T WANT FUCKIN HELP
467. Faygon: GET, the motherfuck out of my head
A gust of wind blows her out of his mind she snaps awake
468. The shit there about to say is personal you must not hear
483. You then do the ecto-biology thing and creat your self from the
bad ass that is your bro and mili’s mommy
Then you make the d-bag and anna via his daddy and her mommy
484. Now that you have made you know what you must do what you
must do to you
495. You’ve always heard the animals voices but now you can fucking
make them do shit
This is awesome
Of coarse then you were the animal freak
496. But now you’re the freak who can control dragons, so who gives a
fuck
497. Anyway now that you have all these animals you figure you’ll do
some monster tamer stuff
498. You don’t know what monster tamer stuff is but it will look brave
and majestic as shit
This will be some majestic shit
Shit so mejestic
[[*if you still don’t get it you are stupid, not really but ask im not
tellin]]
499. You get ontop of your dragon like a bad ass
503. Now that you are in the air more dragons follow you. You only
wish you had one as strong as dariam’s her dragon flare eye is so
strong it has NO equal
505. Rico: hey windy knight
Kronoc: hey uhh destroyer, guy
Rico: see you got some kinda army
Kronoc: no these are my friends not my army
Rico: say whaaaaaaaaaaat yo that’s beast
Rico: haha get it
506. Kronoc: yeeeeaaaaah ok
Rico: but bro let rule this shit
Kronoc: what
Rico: these people in our session u remember
Krinoc: what
Rico: you know like how the life session is the session of session were
any session can go to
507. Kronoc: oh yeah that, but there not doing anything pluse I think I
meet my dad
Rico: sure you did and I ruled england
Kronoc: probably did in some alternate you form
Rico: ok but I didn’t so it don’t count
Kronoc: what ever dude
508. Kronoc: and what with this war talk
Rico: war? Man these son of a bitches are jackin stuff up, do you
know how many fucking jack’s there are cause he fucking fallowed
them
Rico: and now we got to deal with the mofo’s
509. Kronoc: or we could just fight the jacks
Rico: dude don’t you care about our friends
Kronoc: yeah I care a lot
Rico: then why do you want us to die for some other
motherfuckers
Kronoc: n-no
510. Rico: were like opposites but we good bro do your knight shit
Kronoc:…. I don’t know man what will we do
Rico: join me
Kronoc: and do what
Rico: were gonna make hell for these session less nobodys
kronoc: But we have to deal with the horror terors and jack along
with, minios
511. Rico: can we do that with all these other sessions in the way
Kronoc: I guess not, but…. Isnt it your fault were like this
Rico: yeah and now I have to fix this, swag style
Kronoc: why do you need my help then
Rico: dude look at your beast army
512. Kronoc: fine ill help you
Rico: GREAT
Kronoc: so long as were helping our friends
Rico: yeah definetly
513. Kronoc: so what do we do
Rico: ok so you know how I send my past selfs to collect all these
players
Kronoc: yeah its pretty clear what with them following you every
were, wait how do you do that anyway
Rico: I have my ways
514. Rico: but them pluse your animals its like gonna be awesome
Kronoc: so were do we put the guys we catch
Rico: catch? No dude they need go GO
Kronoc: wait what you mean were gonna
Rico: yeah dude
Kronoc: im not sure that’s ok
515. Rico: dude you’re the bravest motherfucker here you can do this