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How to kill 4 chickens in 3 years



          Selena Deckelmann
         selena@endpoint.com

               @selenamarie
10 lessons from the lives of Penny, Ginger, TJ and Connie
Penny




              Ginger


1. Be impulsive.
2. Let chickens be free.
3. Keep your schedule.
4. Leave the door open.
TJ
Popsicle
           Connie




     5. Get more chickens.
6. Leave chickens
  out overnight.
7. Leave chicken for dead.
8. Put injured chicken
        in coop.
MAGGOTS
9. Use carbon monoxide.
10. Forget past mistakes.
1. Be impulsive.
2. Let chickens be free.
3. Keep your schedule.
4. Leave the door open.
5. Get more chickens.
6. Leave chickens out overnight.
7. Leave chicken for dead.
8. Put injured chicken in coop.
9. Use carbon monoxide.
10. Forget past mistakes.
Thank you for tolerating
   this presentation.

  I miss my chickens.
      Selena Deckelmann
     selena@endpoint.com

           @selenamarie

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