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Instructional writing

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Instructional writing

  1. 1. How to Be Strange and Not Get a Detention By N i k o l a s S m i t h
  2. 2. Introduction <ul><li>Being strange can be easy to master, but to do that without getting a detention can be a hard task to master. I myself have been doing this for years and never have gotten a detention. </li></ul>
  3. 3. The Stuff You Need <ul><li>A school classroom </li></ul><ul><li>A small, non-serious student class </li></ul><ul><li>Last, a cool, laid-back teacher. </li></ul>
  4. 4. Steps <ul><li>Step one: Arrive at school normally. </li></ul><ul><li>Step two: Ease your way through being strange starting with your most strict teacher. Start there because you’ll be just a little strange. Then work your way into being more strange until you’re in your most laid-back teacher’s class. By then you’ve probably gotten into being strange. </li></ul><ul><li>Step three: Be at least a little cool so you don’t make everybody annoyed at you, especially your teacher (that would ruin the “and not get a detention” part). </li></ul><ul><li>Step four: Make sure you’re having fun, because if you’re not then it’s pointless. </li></ul>
  5. 5. Helpful Tips <ul><li>Having an awesome nickname is a good thing to make you cooler. </li></ul><ul><li>While being strange, be cool and be a little mature. </li></ul><ul><li>A good thing to remember is randomness in the right way which means being appropriate. </li></ul><ul><li>Make extraneous noises when more appropriate like before class but not during the time when someone is talking to the class. </li></ul><ul><li>Learn from your mistakes, like if you get a detention don’t do what made you get a detention. </li></ul>
  6. 6. Warning/what (not) to do <ul><li>Be appropriate </li></ul><ul><li>Don’t go overboard </li></ul><ul><li>No swearing </li></ul><ul><li>Don’t stalk people </li></ul><ul><li>Don’t act completely like you need mental health care </li></ul><ul><li>Listen to the “If you don’t stop you’re going to get a detention!” </li></ul>
  7. 7. Example(s) <ul><li>Example one: After winning a game in instead of saying “Yes!” say “Res!” in a deep voice. </li></ul><ul><li>Example two: When your laid back teacher (in a good mood) tells you to do something you don’t want to do say “wuzza fuzza?”. </li></ul><ul><li>Example three: Make noises at the end of the day when leaving school. </li></ul>
  8. 8. Hope you are successful in being strange and take note of everything because you don’t want to get a detention. Closing