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2. Randy Jones
402 Dean st
Brooklyn, N.Y. 11217
June 2nd, 1992
HI HO Randy,
Hey thanks for your letter sorry that the movieupset you so much, but you can
just guess how I feel about it. The damn thing not only waS poorly done but
its leSB then 15% factual for a fact based movie. Now its up to my attorneys
as we feel their are 19 major ar~rs in the movie besides anything that BraIn
fagot Dennehy had to say. Hey he waS only following the script but I never seen
anyone do such a. one demintional character as he did. I have never been a bullie I
time as I would rather make love then fight. You should knO'l what I mean.
Hey did you think that the mOVie was going to be anything but fantasy? Hell I
knew that going in and they hyped the hell out of it only to come away wi th fair
reviews. I doubt from the letter that I have gotten since the showing that any
one liked the phoney super cop garbage.
In any case we will file suit against the movie so let them make as much as they
can as we are going after 20 million So let see if they can prove this shit in
court. What pisses me off is I am told I am a public figure and they can do
that to me.
Nothing ne<n<1s happening at this end I did the HBO interview which should be
aird this fall. thats four hours uncut and we own the rights to it so I know
it won't be edited or censored or cut in any way_
So I see you and Gina are getting along fine I tkink if your open and honest
with her end she is open minded she will understand where your coming from.
Just remember sex isn't everything as long as she accept you for who you are and
not what she would like to make you into. Glad to hear you have been able to
kick the drugs and or at least have it under control • The ma~n thin~ is that
you know your problem and were able to do something about it and thats a positivil
way to deal with things.
Hey I had a visit from E.J. a d Peter came wlth him but he wasn't allowed in
since he opened his mouth saying he had done jail time in FA. I don't understand

3. them so much about Pittsburgh as thats what stopped him from gettinl
I did get to meet Amy and E.J. and while she stayed a short time as she didn'
want to leave Peter alone in the car.
E.J. broke up with Mtchelle so he is now living in Pittsburgh for awhile. I
guess Peter to:Jk him in wi th Amy and they had a threesome the nis:th t before they
came to visit me in the motel, or so he claims. He is not as wild as his letters
make him out to he as I played some mind games w·th him and E.J. doesn't cut it.
Besides I don't like i when they put down other people when they are not hear
and you can bet he wasn't the nicest talking about you. My feeling is I know you
better the I know ~im, as he is known to me only through Peter.
No peter never told me about your drug problem not that it would make a differenc,
to me. I think I told you I am non judgmental and I am no angB~, just that I am
not a killer. People don't impress me when they talk about other people and
I fugured wha.t he had to say WaB self serving.
hey guy I got to cut out as I am way
behind with letter just wanted to get
this one back to you.
tRke care and don't beat it
too hard •••• I don't just
often. ha ha.

4. eg e t'f[O
I trust that your b8nd dste is com1n~ 910ng Did they do arJythin~ wi th the
name? "Final Solution" doesn't sound all t et ba.d. ':y nephew is cnlJedBl-'ody
~,~es;: and his bp~d is called the scabs. AYlot1:1ero;u7 I kno'.'.' is mn a band called
Pig Pen out of New York.
Reg8rdingSilence of the Lambs Hey it waS a fair movie but I can't see all that
hype. I agree that Jodie and Hopkins did a great job. The movie ab'Jut me is out
go t fair revi ews in Ca.-Ylada but from what I heerd its r super cop movi e 1,d th a
lot of fentasy. I know from ",hat I hAve heard there is alot of ~arbpc:"e in it.
Like they me.de Fl model of my house on the studio lot and its nothing: like the
layout of "7 h 'use. in the ~ec room the? hcl"':Te 8. gun r8.ck end tbey :If'Vler fOUYld
any guns in my house as I never owned any brck then. Then it suppose to se t1:1e
last ten da.y before :r.y arrest, yet they have me going to 2.. hosuitel 8S pogo the
~lown, visj tinp; kids a0d putting hend cuf!"s on a kid in bed s<:>y'.nrr to the tvvo
cops that were wi th 1:e: " Clowns can get 2.vvPy wi th :rurCl er" Helli to :nake the
wonster i:.'Jae:e more renl they hav-- Brien Dennehy playincr: me ~nd he is 6' 5"
while I was 5' 8:1,." end t'.-:e cop beins 5'7 while they got me 6' 5" 8Jln it 1-1as
just the opposi teo The' Lt Kozenczak vlaS 6' 4" so they :r:ade it look like I
W2.S c,"11in', him name end so:;-:e polish sleng, whsn in frct I had hi:n nick no.:ned
"asshole" and even hElve his o"m officer c.sllinij him that durino; the time they
were following me. E"ven that part was a joke. The times for 8 dnysthat the COpSI
were '.'ri th :TIe I used to walk up to the:n tel them "'lhere I ''l,<).. S goine;: bec2use they
ke0t get~in~ 18st followinr me. Hey I even tock them to dinner bars ni~ht spots
introduced the~ to girls even tried to get t~o of them layed. Now you will never
s~e that in the movie. but thets foctual. Hey I had nothin~ to hide so I waS
friendly with the officers.
So what was Naked Lunch about? I have been he8rin~ ebout it have so~neone gettiru
::r.e the book. as I talk ab-'ut it 111 th an ,ther ":Jerso'1 'r1:10 wri te to me. I agree
"'lith YJU "'. S. :3urrougts is an odd or weird writer but once you have seen some
of his stuff you can understand it since he wri te like a poem. I haven't seen
too rna: 1 y of his cut up nO'1els, so if you have SOLle yo~r cone wl th I wouldn't

5. .. Rendy Jones
402 Dern st
Broo k1yn, I~ e;'; rk 11217
teD8sr 15th, 1991
Thanks for your letter of the 6th ·of .Sept. I am g to herr your off the
vi t:1 .~ 6 1 en'l, but fro._ told e I
of r cese. You k:no';; il you s its a fude of justice te::1 [1'1 C I happen
, "
to ree ~lth you. Hey ita still -f:t:18 bsst in th e vl0 rId, e.S ~·';:e .:.2.~"'t6 e11 8..c.vs~s
Ju,S
the m~vie the only t~inz I have hS9n to is thrt it will not r
s year only in Canada. they ars doin~ is lookin r for
s1" 0 .. co ericsls nJbody 8e8m to uch
So Is I may.not be 8ble to stop it for now
~·.re hG,Ve them thin!ri!11j r.bout it. Our next move is in [;' :d th 8. l:;.'.'!sul t
bee pus e any fi leTl p:.:'o j ec t ti from t'., 3.t
cou try thr:?ts t~leir 18.""8.
So you ::1 It li~e Philly peo e huh? Pic a fi'ht 1:ith t"e loc S you
c en never 1'.'in, BO you "-vere sJ:e.rt to itT;::
:Jut 0 f tj';'r: er ',·.'in?
I h::t.vsn f t heard fro ,J. in e. ')' tLne I f t ''-:em t to
besi cS I haTP: :J ··8.'Y I i''1~' to cut SO" 6 0 ff tho t
r~~:~tl19.rs
-:ey H belated ay 80 now you at 8 30 t s. I-I
e bL: five- ~ But I e, -:::lad '"OU h ,0 £3000 one. OF you
lil{s-d. 3t en , vIhile I 8.V·611.' t h 01"0 fro:":1
7J:le.ts t i 8 S'10 th er t for you, even ':;it~ getting t:'le vmr2e of it it S:]C'lc<s
e ]'Ju in t suck~r ~unch. Hell
her, jLlst 80 he ~:ouldn't .. e CJ1.1 s
t e,G 1 do it ii:' ur 70in" r it, ri t?
I l-:il1 try to {dvE: you f3 ce.l: d ~. the 1re if I CDn sst t~e phone.

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a~e it still C.J 83 once in 3. 1::h116, but once i t s c':s
en
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I,?U2S :ro~) :C)uld c ., i t 8 e sex, I;louL t'.:in:;: ::Hlt
C.t you
s c2J.'1~:i 'Ie you. I don't eVED
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hc)l1cJ., 8.nd 30 u still can ~et it off f)ur tisGS 2 day
so your west! : you
u hes.r?e Vee Perr?l8.n fir
If. "'"'hen you ::r;ye Jeffery Deh:l1er
i t3 tc) cost h12 2n nr~ n( leg.
fo r no':r,
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7. Hi Ho REndy,
• It,' Randy Jones
402 Dean 3t.
3rooklyn, ~Tew' York 11217
July 7th, 91
eived your letter on the 3rd, I trust that you had a good holid
So you got to see hO~'r the justice system "lorks, "nile I am not sure you vote
you can ')l,?m.e it on the blind public. In a.,.'1.y case :)8fore it Gets 1;etter
now t~~<?t 3ush haS got the TJ.3. Supreme court to So 8.11 the vlay to the
right. 8 ..nd soon you will e livinp; in f? police ste.te. Yet the dumb fuck
people think 8,11 these 181," just effect prisoner. You reI? ze since Reagan
then -:Ccsh heve be n in office they elected five justices to the court end.
every leo"t one of them conservBtives. Think I an kidding, in the le.st fe'iT
years tte fo11oVIinS has been past. Illegally ohtei:1ed evidence c"'n be used
ainst you. Fo'''ced Confession can ~,e used nst you p People cen he
he.rassed wi thout justifi Ie ce.. use. And people can be detained ""'i thout
charc::;e. as '1ell 8.8 other ruling 1/rhich )'leaken individu rip:ht~J in fevor
of the police /state. Now they just ruled that victim impact evidence
c an be us ed in dea,th pen ty cases. Th 8. t meB..nS they c en s e.nythins
in court room 1tli thout even pro'lin!"" it, kind of like actin.f!.
Go get them if you think your right Ise e.rrest is serious I heve 100
million dollrr sui t for De ae;c:dnst ivron,ccful conviction And to dF.te I heve
846 Ilion Ilion in "ro::l,~ful de::'th
e.ctions at:;:'1.inst 'Cle. YOi-! if my cese get re'Jersed all these eui t ar:.!" st n6
f 1 and :nine et pending. 1;ut its a fucked up syste:r:, as I 8':1 not
in terf' S ted 1n the :non ey as m..;ch as freed,01:1.'~ut they ~dll d ~ t:"pi r'::: st to
bloc:{ the.t DB 1 t 1'liJuld me'1n they r,re 8.11 1 ty in illy actions, so its 'Jetter'
to ki:l one perso~ then to admit they did not do th r jo~s ~roDerly.
So t 1:1e you think you, 'Jave 1 t to ':<J:h jus t thl::1~l{ of
market has b en 'bet .. er f'or you nO'H I:' d?ys I p.8su:r:e r'JnY J
1s ~)ette:."'" then none et 1. Hey its too o:<d you cen'''' cook eS the e is
ah.rays a ne for them

8. page tl;m
I see you finally got your nd on another and yO'-lr goine: to let ':~·tef go.
I v.,rould say your doing the right thing as there c.re too m[my ot:lers out
there. so fuck it like you seide
:':e;:r your not e.lone I have not heard from Pete ei tlJ6r end COLl' care leGS
if I do not heBr from hi~ ain. t~ere are to
so I am conc erne:~ 1'7i th peopl e like thC't. I am sure yo u heven' t 10 s t eUy
sleep over him. e guy has plo t goi ~.r:' fo r him cua c nl1 t t hcndle it. You
would think he ',,,ould have le8rned to st"y a'Ilf.:W fro::! pt b1 tch 1'ho p"ot him
all these pro''Jlems end find :mother. Of coo.rse I think ?clot hilS to do 1'ri th
hi~ 7rowins up ~n~ actln~ responsi~le too don't you think?
The guy8rian Hunter has the bc.Ild Pig Pen I think End fj,ny';e.y "'e t'::ink ':e
is hot shit coming from Indiana. Hey I treated him like fR~ily of CDurse:
helped him o~t even :{ew' York '-[here I got so:r:.eone of my ·.)eo e to Get him
8.. job '::1 th TUrner subscriptions, as ma.il room J.:ena.ger, no'.,-' I heer he is
fuckinG that up too. en he want to run Hi th Joel Coleman, }Terle Allin,
8,nd hopefully G.G. Allin no'.'; thst he is out of prison think they will cut
a record a he l..-ill ake ":;L~ tLr:e. Only t::-ouhle is he fucks over people
'r11"':1 you help hiEl end is '" nell'"' dropper. I have nothinc; einst :·j.m just
f,:; el one 0 f thes e dey s he is goin,;" t::> burn tt e "rron~ 'frio ~e and set fucked.
I think he is his 01'1"n ,.vorse enemy. I am sure you kno the type or have run
into them. His vrord means nothing ?S he doesn't keep it.
~ey I dontt claim to ~e perfect, but I know I a~ not ~uilty of whFt I was
chEr ed with, and I know bein~ this f nt?sy inf mous celebrity, I have to
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watch for people using me. Eut so f8r I have been fair at ~ickin~ people
to ',,:ri te too'ut every once in a. 1:1h1le I run into the sleazey one '1:1:;ch I
guess co es vri th ':::9~ ng 30 w.Bll known even if i:'8 fentCJ.sy. '!ibc.t 9:et De hot
is when they 0:0 public ','ri th hue ahi t Bno a.ttorney tell me I can't cO::1e ')1?ck
1?t th.em becrmse I 8.:'1 8. public figure ate bullshit. Hey I never asked
for it nor I f1;iye intervie,,{s, T:lJT f'L-;ht is ';-'ith the 18<: systS:12,
there I C:hJ doine;: fine. Now I he1"Y' SQ::!e j erIc is '1:e'dng s 210vi e 8":10. I '-11
he.ve to sue the:n to stop i t. t8~{e cer" for nO',1 'rri te l·:hen you C'3n.

9. Randy Jones
402 DeanSt.
Brooklyn, N.Y. 11217
August,9th, 1992
Greetings Randy,
Hey guy whats goin~ on, thanks for your letter hope things are goin~ well for
you. So you liked the photo, thats good as there are not many around as I don I.
give them out to many people. By the way yes th~lts gray at my ap:e, hey what do
you expect I have aged 25 yepy>s in the last 12. I /'lm certa.1n you would too
if you had to deal wi th the frustration that I have hed too.
So yes its gray and now its short as well e.S I ~ave taken most of it off so
it shows Ie s brown now. But don1t ever think just because their is snow on
the roof that the fire is out in this old man, as I could still show anyone
a good time. ha ha
Hey your the best judge as to who should see the photo I ~ave it to you.
the people who took it have it copyrighted like just about anything on me.
See thats w'~at I mean about feelin;:r more like a product then a person at times.
1..fost people around me are in it for the money a;~d being involved.
Sorry to hear of your 108s to the AIDS thing. and I agree wi th you about the
way our governement handled it scsring people into thinking that it NaS just
a guy pro lem when it never was, and even if it were who care, they should have
aidresses it like any other. But that the would be 10:JkinQ: at a caring type·
of people and this society is not they are all judgemental asshole who think I!
if your li:::."'estyl:e is not like t hey want it to me then its not natural. hey
fuck them. people should learn to live their o·'.u Ilves,Fno ,>,'6 a1 ~ V'oul,~ he
better off. Thats the trouble t:1ey worry more about putting IpbellJ and fi ttin~
you into groups so they can feel better about themselves. I better drop the
subject as you don't want to get me started on these fucking assholes.
I just hope George Bush is in the unemployment linr-s come November.
Tims for a change and Clinton and Gore anrl others li"re hi:n cen do it. Hey its
time w" started thinldng American and not selling us out to the forei~n
t:1)overnmen ts. weunder Geek Bush ~'rorry more about 0 thers who are homel ess and
not eati':1g before we are conc erned about our own. My way of thinking un til

10. page two
every person in this country is fed a,,:d under roaf, end a.ll w;rking t at "rant to
be "lve have no business R:oing outside thpse shores. Hey let them find out what
Republicen trickle dOlffi economic is. Hell thats what they hAve dane to this
country, rich get richer and the poor or workin~ class are homeliesB.
Hey Protective custody,things still happen and th~y hav"'- f.1;sng members in there
as well. 1vhat you still have to do is tP!3ffi up '.'<!ith someone and take care of
each others needs. i ts go~ng to happen so you might as 1-lell pick someone out
you can get alonG; with. there is no such thing as doing y::)Ur own time as they
wan It 1 et you.
You call it repe,its either th2t or consent to stay a ive unless you t""1[6
enough money. this is jungle la.w and the strong make the rules.
Hey your 1 ving a quiet type life just the 1:ray I am for now.I keep up doing
most o~ "iat you mention and takE c"re of myT.m needs iv~en it cames 'Jp. h~ ha.
Yes I did get a letter from E.J. since he WaS hear just wrote him bael{ about a '
..,.,e k ago he didn It he.ve much to say just that he waS backing a"l"8Y from everyone
and justbdoing his music "I",i h his band and waS goin 7 to be go inn; :ut of state
doing so gi<zs. Still wai tin:! for him to fill out the new bio sheet. most who
don I t or won I t well I am just wri ting them off as who needs them.
I am a sharing ;;erson and if they ,.,ant to be just one vray then fuck them I still
':'lave meny others who share in their letters wi th me and no sub,j"?ct is off lim1 t&
to me jus t as long s tl~. at Jerson 1 s willing to be the Same '''ay. Hey what I
know is private 80 its not as if e.ny.:ms is going to find out vlh?t anyone says
to :nee I hear all kinds of things and share in the Brme we.y when people are
open and h:JnAst end you know I am not judge':1ental of anything. I dislike
phoney people who can I t be h:mest 1,,,1 th t':1emselves or they com"'- across wi th this
macho bullshi t as if I .~ive a fuck. like they are better then you. Hey fuckem.
At least I am honest '.. . ith myself and I try to surround myself with people 'iho
ar' the same 'day willing to sha e whatever they want and are not ashamed of who
they are or what they have done. know what I mean?
Hey I got two Bukowski books now, Told you I had a frie!1d who would send them

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oneS call ed "Women" and the other is call ed tf Notes of a dirty old man."
Hey you think he was trying to tell me something? Women i9 the one we talked
about some time ago. Hey I 8eem to have lost your phone number, but not sure
if you would want to h ar from me anyway as I know its a cost factor. But I
sure "lould like to talk to you some time, but I will lea~re that up to you if
your going to 8 end it again or if you want to talk.
Let you go for now, t8,ke ca"'e for now let me know what your up too and whats
been going on.
catch you later,
John