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- 2. DICTIONARY
q The only place
where divorce comes
before marriage.
- 3. COLLEGE
qA place where some
pursue learning and
others learn
pursuing.
- 4. ECSTASY
qA feeling when you
feel you are going to
feel a feeling you have
never felt before
- 5. OFFICE
qA place where you
can relax after your
strenuous home life.
- 6. YAWN
q The only time some
married men ever
get to open their
mouth.
- 7. ETC….
qA sign to make others
believe that you know
more than you
actually do.
- 8. COMMITTEE
q Individuals who can do
nothing individually and
sit to decide that
nothing can be done
together.
- 9. CLASSIC
qA book which people
praise, but do not
read.
- 10. MARRIAGE
q It'san agreement in
which a man loses his
bachelor degree and
woman gains her
master's.
- 11. WORRY
q Interest paid on
trouble before it
falls due.
- 12. EXPERIENCE
q The name men give
to their mistakes.
- 13. TEARS
q The hydraulic force by
which masculine power is
defeated by feminine
power.
- 14. ATOM BOMB
q An invention to end
all inventions.
- 15. PHILOSOPHER
qA fool who torments
himself during life, to
be spoken of when
dead.
- 16. DIPLOMAT
qA person who tells you to
go to hell in such a way
that you actually look
forward to the trip.
- 17. OPTIMIST
qA person who starts
taking bath if he
accidentally falls
into a river.
- 18. PESSIMIST
qA person who says that O
is the last letter in
ZERO, instead of the
first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY
- 19. MISER
qA person who lives
poor so that he can
die rich
- 20. FATHER
qA banker provided
by nature.
- 21. CRIMINAL
qA guy no different
from the
rest...except that he
got caught.
- 22. BOSS
q Someone who is
early when you are
late and late when
you are early.
- 23. POLITICIAN
q One who shakes your
hand before elections
and your confidence
after.
- 24. DOCTOR
q A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you with
his bills.
