1. G'DAY

2. Democracy, A direct translation of the Greek dēmokratia, ( dēmos ) People ( kratos ) Rule

3. Don't Believe All You See!

4. "If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. =George Bernard Shaw=

6. 'Life's tough...... it's even tougher if you're stupid.' John Wayne

8. "We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.“ -Will Rogers

9. Not everybodies wish?

10. Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of Australian life. Violence and committee meetings.

12. "Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

13. If there were no God, there would be no atheists." Byeee!