2. If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
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4. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.“ Rodney Dangerfield
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6. Where do Forrest Rangers go, when they want to get away from it all ?
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8. Paddy, an 82 year-old man, went to his doctor in Woy Woy to get a physical.A few days later the doctor saw Paddy walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. After a couple of days, the doctor spoke to Paddy and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma' and 'be cheerful'," Paddy replied. To which the doctor replied, "I didn't say that, Paddy. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!'"