1. Chand ne chand ko yad kiya, pyar ne pyar ko yad kiya par humare pas na pyar hai na chnad is liye humne chnad se bhi pyare PADMA ko yad kiya. Valentines mubarak ho!Saath chalne ke liye saathi chahiye , aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye ,zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye ,aur zindagi jeene ke liye aapka pyar chahiye. Valentine’s Day wishes to you!<br />Pyar se bada koi dhoka nahi hota,Bewafai se bada koi tohfa nahi hota,Kabhie na thukrana dosto ko,kyoki isse bada koi rishta nahi hota..Valentines Day Wishes<br />ab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai..Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai…Khuda aapko har khushi de..Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.<br />Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.<br />what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!<br />Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga<br />Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.<br />Ye dil bahut udas hKoi apna nahi paas hHar waqt boring sa ehsas hJaraa apni girlfrnd ka number dena tosuna hai maal bahut quot;
JHAKKAASquot;
hai.<br />Ap ki hasi sabhi nazaro se hasin,Ap ki awaz koyal se mithi,apka dil asmase gehera,isiliye, ap ko dehte hi khil jata hai chehera.<br />February is here,L0ve is in the air,Valentines is near,s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!<br />Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...<br />Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??<br />Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.<br />Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye.<br />Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte <br />hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai<br />Door hain aapse to kuch gam nahi,Door rahe k bhulne wale hum nahin,Roj mulakat na ho to kya hua,Aapki yaad aapke mulakat se kam na<br />Dostike NaaMpe Diwane Chale Aate Hai, ShaMake Piche Parwane Chale Ate Hai, TuMhe Yaad Na Ayi Khair Ana Meri Maut Par, Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale Aate Hai..<br />Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?<br />Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...<br />Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..<br />Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..<br />Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya<br />Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega..Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega.Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna..Warna hamari Qabar pr chadar kaun chadayega.<br />Humse dor jayoge kaise,<br />Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,Hum to vo khusbo hain jo apkisanso mein baste hain,Khud ki sanso ko rok payoge kaise<br />Ap Pas Ho Ya DorHum Ap k Dil Me Apni Yad Jaga Sakty HNa Telefone Ki ZaroratNa Sms Ki FikarBus Ek Hichki Se Ap k Dil Ko Hila Sakte h<br />Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena,Bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,Agar rose ke badle sandle mile,To kehna pyari Behna sada kush rehna<br />Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se dor hoTeri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzor hoHo jaye jo tu mujhse khafaKhuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho<br />dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kertehum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kertezakhm kitne gehre kyon na hohum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte<br />Is dil say teri yaad bhulai nahin jatiYeh pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahin jatiIs dil say kesay tumhain bhulaoun mainHar roz toh yeh duniya basai nahin jati<br />No poems no fancy wordsI just want the world to knowthat I LOVE YOU my Princesswith all my heart.Happy Valentine’s Day<br />Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhiDin me ek baar YAAD karna...<br />Without Love -- dayz arequot;
Sadday, moanday, tearsday,wasteday,thirstday,frightday,shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...<br />Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!<br />Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum<br />Taras gaye hai hum apke pas ane ke liye, Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse pyar nibhane ke liye, Hum Yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yad dilane ke liye.<br />college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...<br />zindagi hai to khwab hain, khwab hain to manzilen hain, manzilen hai to raste hain, raste hain to muskilen hain, muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA.<br />DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mat Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar.<br />Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...<br />Arz Hai: Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye! Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye<br />U to hum hai bhramachari par jaha dekhi nari vahi aakh mari... pati to hamari nahi to phir bhramachari..<br />Life ho to aisee, Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shadi, Thursday ko baarat, Friday ko fighting, saturday ko Talak, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.<br />Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi<br />Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dete hain,Har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hain,Dostquot;
is jahan mein koi apna nahi,Jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hain<br />Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao gar wali se.<br />Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...<br />Haqiqat karo byan to mazak lagta hai,ibadat karo jab to jhotha khwab lagta hai,Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sda,aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye hasin itfak lagta hai.<br />ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha<br />kal ho na ho...Aaj tu hai...Aaj ho na ho...Ya pel tu hay...Ya pel ho na ho...Hum tu hia...Hum ho na ho...Humari dosti tu hai.<br />HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE<br />Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete hai<br />Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,Bachpan main quot;
mamaquot;
aur jawaani main quot;
yaarquot;
nazar aata hai<br />Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge<br />Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaarChand bina.....Chandni bekaarPyar bina.....Zindagi bekaarMere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar<br />Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!<br />Yad karte hai tumhe tanhi me,Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi free SMS ki scem me<br />Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! quot;
MOBILEquot;
k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..<br />dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naamzindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naamiss safar mein hamsafar hai hum donoiss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam By Dream Girl<br />mangta hon to deti nahijawab meri bat kadeti ho to khara ho jata hairom rom jazbat kakyun kehte ho bar bar dalobalo mein phol ghulab ka<br />meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.sukon milta hai sun kar apki hansi ko,haste rehna zindgi me kbi udas na hona.<br />Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho,Har khushi rooth jaayegi,Jab akele tum baithogi,Khud-b-khud meri yaad aayegi.<br />Pyar chupta nahi aakhen chupane se,Dil rookta nahi kisi ke samajhane se,Rook jaati hai dhadkan tujhe bhool jaane se,Ham tujhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se.<br />Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi.<br />You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA<br />Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi<br />D se dosti,D se dushmani,D se dil,D se dard, d se diwanagi,D se dillagi, per D se itne dur na ho jana ke,D se dum hi nikal jae, D se DEAR.<br />chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki.<br />Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi..PYAR me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamara PYAR bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi.<br />What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.<br />my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!<br />Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game<br />Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me 'till The End.And I Promise I won't Break Your Heart<br />Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING: me<br />I Wish 4 quot;
U quot;
Great start 4 MondayNo Obstacles 4 TuesdayNo stress 4 WednesdayNo worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 FridayParty 4 Saturday& Great fun 4 Sundayquot;
Have a beautiful and smart week.quot;
<br />Happiness as light as air.LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold.These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday..<br />With my1 Heart...2 eyes...5 litre blood...206 bones...1.2million Red Cells...60 trillion D.N.A.'s...I wish u quot;
All the very best of LUCKquot;
...<br />Lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?<br />What is ABCD Jeans?? Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye<br />Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,Kuchch to kadar kar lo zalim,Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai<br />U may b out of my NAZAR,but u not out of my DIL,u may b out of my reachbut u not out of my SOCH.I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!<br />Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the, kya howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila diya..<br />i miss u itna,u miss me jitna,i miss u tabse,u miss me jabse,i miss u tab tak,u miss me jab tak,u miss me na janay kab tak,but i miss u murtey dam tak<br />Sabse intelligent koun: TUMsabse smart koun: TUMsabse strong koun: TUMin sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUMLekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:HUM TUM<br />Mere SMS ke charche jahanmein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;jise nahi mila wo,mobile patak patak ke rone lage!<br />Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, aapko shayad rishte ki kadr nahi,hum to aapko yaad karte hai har sans ke sath, shayad aapko hamari sanson ki koi fikr nahi.<br />Teri muskan hamari kamzori hai,keh na para hamari majburi hai,tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?<br />Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar KiyaShadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya<br />Salam Love1Ye hai FM Pyar Mohabbat.Plz send sms 4 Ur choice.Hi k liye 1 sms.Love k liye 2 sms.Miss k liye 3 sms.Kiss k liye 4 Sms.<br />Dekh ke tume KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI,Aab tum ko hi yeh DIL CAHTA HAI,AAKHEN me bhi SIRF TUM hare SAPNE,Lagta hai HUMe AASHIQUE BANAYA AAPNE!!<br />Is dil ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,nigah ko tumhari surat ki pyas rehti hai,hame tere bin kisi cheeze ki kami to nahi,mger tere bina zindagi udaas rehti hai.<br />Nahi ban jata koi apna yuhi dil lagane se,Karni padti hai dua rab se sacha rishta pane mein,rakhna sambhal kar ye rishta apna toot na jaye kisike bahkane se<br />meri wafa ke qabil nahiN ho tumpyar mile aise insaaN nahiN ho tumdil kyon tum par aitabaar karepyar main dhoka de aise bewafa ho tum<br />youn to koi tanha nahi hota,chaah kar bhi koi juda nahi hota, mohabbat ko to majbooriyaN hi le doobti hai, warna khushi se koi bewafa nahi hota<br />Tum na jao kahin,bas ik nazar dekh lene ki ijazat de do...kuchh waqt guzar loon tere qadmoN mein, ik zindagi jeene ki ijaazat de do<br />bhulna tumhe na asaan hoga,jo bhule tumhe vo nadaan hoga,aap to baste ho dil mein hamare,aap hamein na bhulein ye aapka ehsan hoga.<br />U may be out of my Nazer, but u not out of my Dil,u may be out of my reach, but u r not out of my soch,I may be kush be nahi to u, But u will be always Sub Kush to Me<br />Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon<br />Dil k dard dil todne wala kya jane,Pyar k rivajon ko zamana kya jane,Hoti h kitni taklif tumhe patane me,Ye ghar pe baitha tera bap kyajane.<br />Wife n Mobile:1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.<br />aisi apni wife ho5.5 jiski hight hojeans jiski tight hochehra jiska bright howaight main thori light houmer main diffrence slight hothori se woh quite hoto mamorable her ek night hoaisi apni wife hosarak per sub kaheen kia cute heybheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0beauty multyply by twice hofavorite color white homake up thora light hozulfain dynamite hoonaankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight hohoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet hojub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight hoaisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight hoaisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho.<br />Is dil ki h bus1 condtion,jis me nhi kisi ko permision,sirf ap ka hai is me admission,wo bi without donation.hamesha rakana gud relation.<br />Chand ki aan ho tum,Sitaron ki shaan ho tum,Phoolon ka armaan ho tum,Kudrat ki pehchaan ho tum,Par in sab se pehle meri DOST meri JAAN ho tum.<br />Dil todna hamari aadat nahi, dil hum kisika dukhatae nahi, bharosa rakhna hamari dosti pe, dost bankar hum kisi ko bhulate nahi.<br />Phir chupke se yaad aa gaye aap. In hasti aankho ko rula gye aap, Kasise shukriya kare aapka, is nacheej ko pyaar karna sikha gye aap.<br />Mujhai dard-e-ishq ka maza maalum hai, Dard-e-dil ki intha maalum hai, Zindgi bhar mooskrane ki dua na do yaro, Mujhai pal bhar mooskrane ki saza maalum hai.<br />Dil me rehne wale sabse kHARAB kiraydar hote h Dil pe kbza krte hai2.Rent b nhi dete3.Na dil khali krte hai4.Jab jate hai dil tod jate h<br />*P===Y===A===R*<br />WAT IS PYAAR?<br />P- Pagal hona<br />Y- Yadon me khona<br />A- Akele hona<br />R- Roj ka rona dhona.<br />ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MARO YAAR<br />0% i hate u,10% so nice u,20% so cute u,30% so kind u,40% so need of u,50% found of u,60% my deal u,70% i want u,80% i miss u,90% i like100% @};-I@};-Love@};-U@}<br />1000 words I could say,1000 wishes I could pray,1000 miles legs could walk,1000 sounds a mouth could talk,1000 times i'll b true,1000 ways 2 say i luv u!..<br />! /-( o )- Day/ ! + ++ *)+ Night+ + +,,,,,,,, Rain///Any timeAny where U'll b in my Prayers<br />R FOR RED,RED FOR BLOOD, BLOOD FOR HEART, HEART FOR LOVE, LOVEFOR U , U FOR ME,ME IS U, I LOVE U,<br />Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !<br />BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};<br />darlingru know full fom of DARLING ?D = dearA = alwaysR = remembarL = loveI = isN = notG = game<br />Tune kaha or dbao,, main dbaya,,,TUne kaha or dbao,, main ne or dbaya,,TUne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,,main ne phir dbaya,,,Tune kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao,,main ne phir dbaya dekha ho gya na suit case band<br />pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lophir tokh laghaophir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo ufkithna muskhil ha soi me dagha dalna<br />Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam<br />Jab quot;
Woquot;
Andar Jayega to Dard HogaPar Tum Awaz Mat karna,,Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki Aap quot;
Injectionquot;
Se Darte ho.<br />Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!<br />INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...<br />Main hu yahan, tu hai wahanMain hu yahan, tu hai wahanLifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan<br />Tamil jeevan ko antya mirtu rahechhaberthai mahile janma liyachhuprem ko antya bichhod rahechhaberthai mahile janma liyachhu<br />Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?<br />Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant... Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant... Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant.<br />Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ..<br />What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex? That Was Great No! I Love U No! Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka.<br />What is ABCD Jeans?? Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye<br />arunNyaChya vatevarun jatana, Ekda vatle Pram Karun pahave, Kunitari aapLyavar Marave, Aapanhe kunavar tari MARUN PAHAVE.!<br />Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA! <br />Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, <br />Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti <br />Geo Ustad..<br />Wife husband ka Lund pakar k boli:<br />Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na!<br />Husband:<br />es ko choot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai..<br />Teacher: Zero me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy.<br />Girl: miss hmari 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hy or ap 2 dalne ko bol rhi hay.<br />Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,<br />Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,<br />Hausla rakh, channel na badal,<br />SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai <br />Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.GHAGHRA <br />upar hogaya.Bahu boli: PRANAAM,<br />SAAS: Kisko?<br />BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO <br />Na hum aids say dartay hain,<br />na hi condum say keraty hain,<br />hum to duniya say dartay hain,<br />is lia haath say keraty hain,<br />HAPPY MUTH DAY <br />MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde<br />1:- Self Reliance<br />2:- Time Convience<br />3:- Prevention of Crime<br />4:- Mental Choice of Lady<br />5:- No Risks of AIDS<br />6:- No Special place Requirement<br />7:- No Wastage of Cash<br />8:- Easy to Perform<br />9:- No fear of early ejaculation<br />10:- Guranteed Satisfaction<br />11:- No Risk of Being Caught<br />So moral is <br />Badnammi de Phuddi naalon izzat de Muth <br />Changi hai <br />ek larki galti se apna bra khidki se bahir phendeti hai ... to road se ek doodh wala guzar ta hai .. phir wo bra usk pas aker girta hai .. wo larki se kehta hai .. o madam aap k doodh k dkahan girr gaey<br />pehle galon per kiss kia<br />phir kapre utare<br />aaram say litaya<br />mohabat say tangon ko uthaya<br />phir<br />phir<br />pamper utar ker check kiya to baby nay shu shu kiya hua tha <br />For toothpaste ad they show teeth.<br />For hair oil they show hair.<br />For face cream they show face.<br />But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago <br />Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? <br />Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA<br />Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai <br />2 se ho tou apna pan hai <br />3 se ho tou deewanapan hai <br />4 se ho tou pagal pan hai <br />phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai<br />Beauty is to see & to touch, <br />Flowers are to smell & to pluck, <br />Nipples are to play & to suck, <br />Women are to Love & to Fuck, <br />All these are free but depends on Luck<br />Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai. <br />1.dono gram honi chaye. <br />2.dhod zada hona chahiye. <br />3.raat ko sooney na dey.<br />Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye: <br />Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de<br />8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.<br />Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?<br />Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon<br />AMERCAN ki progress our hamari non progress ka RAAZ:<br />amercan lund ko choot main our kam ko dimagh main rakhte hain .<br />or<br />hum choot ko dimagh main or kam ko lund pe rakhte hainb<br />Bannd Kar Light choot se Kar fight dal de ander slight Jub<br />Nikalay ga white U feel Alright.<br />common dialogue after exams & wedding night:<br />kaisa hua?<br />acha hua, per thora lamba tha,<br />thora choot gya,<br />zara jaldi ho gya,<br />aata tha per theek say nahi hua <br />An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite realizes Wife Haveing periods , He telegrams to HQ:Red alert on front Extend Leave Reply: From HQ: Attack frm back And report <br />Paper Sex Time 15 Mint<br />(Note Sab Swal Hal Karna lazmi hai)<br />1:Underwear Pehnna Boys ki majburi hai girls Q Pehnti hain?<br />2: Agar LoRA Phudi Mein fas Jaye To kia karna chahiye?<br />3:Girls ki Gand marne mein Zyada maza hai ya Phuddi Mein?<br />4:Plastic K lund ki kya Khsoosiyat Hai Nez Aurte ise Q khushi se use karti hain??<br />teacher<br />bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay saray bachay kyn hotay hain<br />ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai miss aap bhi bahir nangi ghumaien to aap k bhi itnay saray bachay hongay <br />Pehle usne utari saari.<br />Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.<br />Phir diya blouse utar<br />Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar<br />Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar<br />larka sarak par khari larki se kehta hai<br />o o jane jana dhundhe tujhe deewana<br />larki reply karti hai<br />mere ghar pay roz aa k mere bhai se gand marwana <br />Aurat ko chut ki gehrai pe naaz hay to humain bhi apne land ki lambai pe naaz hay.Ager uski chut shabnam ka shabab hay to hamara land bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hay<br />Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi. <br />Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts<br />3 Facts of Life: <br />Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai. <br />Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai. <br />Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai. <br />5 advantages of breast milk. <br />1 no need to boil <br />2 cat can't steal <br />3 available in attractive containers <br />4 popular in all age group <br />5 take one get one free.<br />neem ka patta kadwa hai, pak!stan bhadwa hai.bhago bhago aaya bhut, pak!stan ki maa ki ch~t,pak!stan ki kya pehchan....khol k chaddi maraye ga#d.<br />Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.<br />Na jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.<br />Arz kiya hai.....................ankhon me vahi jaam liye...Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!<br />Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane ko?ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?milta hai sirf hilane ko<br />Subah-Subah jab khidki khole,Fruitvale zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kele,kam pade to mera lele.<br />Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.<br />Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!<br />Waqt nahi ab rone ka,Waqt hai baccha hone ka,tab kyoun nahi royi thi,jab chipak chipak ke soi thi,jab kiya hai to bharo,tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo.<br />College se nikalte hi kitaabe seene se laga leti ho,Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi DABA leti ho !<br />aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho,Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho, Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho.<br />Gaon ki gori badi hi bholi, bra utaari panty kholi,bed pe soli, Ghagra utha k mujhe boli 'nikaal pichkari khele holi' quot;
happy holiquot;
<br />Have SX daily,jab bhi milay woh akeli,woh nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni hatheli,but have SX daily!<br />Palat k dekh zalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,husn tum rakhti ho to, jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain..gehrai tum rakhti ho to, lambaai hum bhi rakhte hain!<br />Arz kiya hai… Dhire Se Thoko Sanam,Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai,10 Inch k Lu#d Ko, Zindgi bhar Chalaanaa Hai..<br />Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,Aur tere Pehalwaan Baap ko dekhte hi.....Chaddi Geeli ho jati hai.<br />Ladka bola :Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo me kaha dum thaMujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo me kaha dum thaMeri kasti doobi waha , jaha pani kum tha.Ladki boli :Tum to ho hi ga#du, tumhari ga#d me kaha dum thaTum to ho hi ga#du, tumhari ga#d me kaha dum thaWaha kya ga#d maraane gaye the, jaha pani kum tha.<br />