The document discusses celebrating a birthday for someone named Marte and mentions various Norwegian foods like lutefisk, lefske, kvitsøyball, fyrstekake, and kransekake that could be served. It also jokingly suggests pretending to be an alien from outer space or a superhero instead of a Norwegian to liven up the party and adds well-wishes for a happy birthday.

1. Heya Marte!

2. the story of Marte's birthday is Fiske Yodel

3. Since Norwegians are supposed to have a dark side. We sure know how to kill a good time.

4. Could I just pretend not to be a Norwegian, but an alien instead? One from outer space with a message from Cheesus, who says everything is going to be allright as long as we all pay our bills?

6. Wait a minute .. I could also be Super Duper Helga , or Superhelga tout court ..

7. She would be a senior member of the Nuclear Fun Club. Hey, no one messes with Superhelga!

8. But right now, I am hungry. Anyone else for lutefisk ? Or maybe some delicious lefske ? And how about some kvitsøyball ? And I want a really huge piece of fyrstekake for my birthday! With some kransekake on the side.

9. So. Where were we? Being a hypochondric Norwegian ... well, today I'm not. It's time to boogy!

10. How high will you jump next year?

11. So ..

12. So, I wish you a

13. And remember: you have a friend in Cheesus.