1. OHAI, my name is Chelnik!
PGCon 2014, a short mockumentary
May 22, 2014

2. I am a hipster crochet elephant from Portland, Oregon.
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3. Registration
Checked in!
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4. Lightning Talk Signup
Magnus, can I do a lightning talk?
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5. Hacking PostgreSQL
Hey Tom, I have a great idea for the planner!
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6. -1
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7. See what my cousins have been up to on http://chelnik.tumblr.com
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8. I am looking for a new home!
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9. Pick me in the charity auction at the end of the conference.
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10. Thank you!
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