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1. 10 WACKIEST IDEAS EVER FOR IMPROVING THE ENVIRONMENT
Throughout human history, there have been some quite noble efforts for
sustaining the Earth. Many great innovations have resulted from mankind’s
attempts at preserving our environment.
Then again, there have been some real doozies too. Today we’re going to have a
look at ten of the zaniest ideas ever devised for improving the environment.
There is a proposal before the United Nations for environmental justice, in order
to save the planet. Said justice calls for legal representation on behalf of the
environment – plants, animals, insects – against us pesky humans, with the
power to seek financial compensation for damages.
This one is a bit of a touchy subject. Though the thought is in the right place,
the evidence seems to suggest that the concept wasn’t entirely thought through.
The push to replace incandescent light bulbs with CFL’s (compact fluorescent
lamps) would indeed conserve energy. However, they contain significant levels
of mercury which, without any safe means of recycling them, would introduce
unsafe levels of mercury back into the environment.
In an effort to safeguard the sanctuary of indigent marine wildlife, the city of
San Diego is set to enact laws that would ban birthday parties at local parks
within the vicinity of said wildlife.
As a means to harness human energy and transform it into useable energy, the
concept of the human-powered floating gym came into being. Imagine, if you
will, dozens of sweaty fitness-minded bodies, powering their way upstream in a
bubble, and you’ve got a vague idea of what this truly wacky project is all
about.
Here’s another idea that someone pulled out of their, um … notebook: The basic
premise is that the methane produced through cow flatulence is a major
contributor to greenhouse gases (14%) and needs to be stopped. The answer?
Kangaroo farts. Apparently their marsupial mates are methane-free down under,
and possess a bacterium that it is suggested to be injected into cattle.
Based on the cooling effect that the eruption of Mt. Pinatubo had on the planet
20 years ago, scientists had the brainstorm idea of triggering other volcanoes in
the hopes of having similar results. We can only hope that our tax dollars don’t
literally go up in (volcanic) smoke, and ash.

2. The Eco-Kettle is supposedly the answer to a question we have no idea why
anyone would even ask: namely, sparing our precious globe from the bane of
our existence known as (wait for it) boiling too much water (gasp!).
Asus came up with this gem a while back as a solution to excessive use of
plastics in consumer product manufacturing: the bamboo laptop. We would love
to have seen this sold as part of an office starter package, with a tiki torch desk
lamp and margarita mixer.
Pig pee for plastics. The idea here is to reduce the use of petroleum in the
manufacture of plastic plates. The urea in pig urine would act as a bulking agent
in its place. Trouble is (among other things -ugh!) is that when these pig-pee
plates are discarded? You guessed it, they will emit methane. Maybe we first
need to cross-breed these pigs with kangaroos. Yeah, that’s the ticket: pigaroo
plates.
And finally, a supremely sage environmental observation by none other than the
Wizard of Wit himself, former Vice-President of the United States of America,
Dan Quayle: “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
Source: controllingpollution.com