1) Tracy is promoting his own line of "Tracy Jordan" baby basketball shoes but gets sued by Nike for copyright infringement over the Jordan name.
2) Liz and Jenna are worried about how the writers will react to a new comedy consultant hired by Jack from the BBC to appease the president of the New York Yacht Club.
3) Jack's yacht club membership was revoked after he mooned Sean Connery, so the consultant is a way for Jack to get back in.
This document provides a timeline of productions from 1944 to 2015 by the Elmira Little Theatre in Elmira, New York. It began in 1944 when a group of 30 theater lovers came together with a shared love of live theater and each donated $1 to officially start the community theater organization. Over the decades that followed, the Little Theatre put on numerous musicals and plays each season, averaging around 5 productions per year. The timeline shows the plays and musicals produced during each two year period over the 71 years covered in the document.
Phileas Fogg wagered that he could circumnavigate the globe in 80 days after a thief stole money from the bank where he was a member. Accompanied by his servant Passepartout, they embarked on a hurried global journey by train, ship, and other means of transport while being pursued by Inspector Fix who suspected Fogg of being the thief. Just as it seemed Fogg would lose the bet by a matter of hours, it was revealed that the real thief had already been caught, allowing Fogg to return home victorious and in time to marry his new wife Aouda.
This document provides a list of 213 scripts and plays that an Academy Award winning/nominated writer has worked on over their career. The scripts include 33 that won Oscars and 46 that were nominated. Some of the notable scripts and plays mentioned include 12 Angry Men, The African Queen, All About Eve, The Apartment, Casablanca, Chinatown, Citizen Kane, The Graduate, The Godfather, Gone With The Wind, and West Side Story.
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William Kane, a Vietnam veteran working as a fixer in 1970s New York City, finds himself embroiled in dangerous situations. When he discovers a body under Hell Gate Bridge, it leads him into a dark underworld beneath the city where murders are being committed. As Kane investigates, he realizes the crimes are connected to powerful people looking to keep secrets hidden. Meanwhile, Kane faces threats from the mob, CIA, and IRA seeking revenge for his past actions.
Bollywood is the powerhouse of grandiosity which shows different colors of our culture, traditions, vibrancy- all of which stations at Hindi Cinema over the years.
The document appears to be a collection of random trivia questions about various topics including movies, geography, history, music and more. The questions are in both English and Spanish and cover subjects such as who played the Joker in The Dark Knight, when Colombia gained independence, the founder of the scout movement, and the first Nintendo console.
The story follows twins Grace and Connor whose father dies, leaving them in debt. They try to run away on their father's ship but it wrecks in a storm, separating the twins. Connor is rescued by pirates who take him in while Grace is rescued by vampirates. The twins live very different lives on the different ships as Connor learns from the pirates and Grace lives in silence with the vampires. In the end, they have still not been reunited and continue searching the seas for one another.
This document provides a timeline of productions from 1944 to 2015 by the Elmira Little Theatre in Elmira, New York. It began in 1944 when a group of 30 theater lovers came together with a shared love of live theater and each donated $1 to officially start the community theater organization. Over the decades that followed, the Little Theatre put on numerous musicals and plays each season, averaging around 5 productions per year. The timeline shows the plays and musicals produced during each two year period over the 71 years covered in the document.
Phileas Fogg wagered that he could circumnavigate the globe in 80 days after a thief stole money from the bank where he was a member. Accompanied by his servant Passepartout, they embarked on a hurried global journey by train, ship, and other means of transport while being pursued by Inspector Fix who suspected Fogg of being the thief. Just as it seemed Fogg would lose the bet by a matter of hours, it was revealed that the real thief had already been caught, allowing Fogg to return home victorious and in time to marry his new wife Aouda.
This document provides a list of 213 scripts and plays that an Academy Award winning/nominated writer has worked on over their career. The scripts include 33 that won Oscars and 46 that were nominated. Some of the notable scripts and plays mentioned include 12 Angry Men, The African Queen, All About Eve, The Apartment, Casablanca, Chinatown, Citizen Kane, The Graduate, The Godfather, Gone With The Wind, and West Side Story.
For Jack Reacher fans: Walk on the Wild SideBob Mayer
William Kane, a Vietnam veteran working as a fixer in 1970s New York City, finds himself embroiled in dangerous situations. When he discovers a body under Hell Gate Bridge, it leads him into a dark underworld beneath the city where murders are being committed. As Kane investigates, he realizes the crimes are connected to powerful people looking to keep secrets hidden. Meanwhile, Kane faces threats from the mob, CIA, and IRA seeking revenge for his past actions.
Bollywood is the powerhouse of grandiosity which shows different colors of our culture, traditions, vibrancy- all of which stations at Hindi Cinema over the years.
The document appears to be a collection of random trivia questions about various topics including movies, geography, history, music and more. The questions are in both English and Spanish and cover subjects such as who played the Joker in The Dark Knight, when Colombia gained independence, the founder of the scout movement, and the first Nintendo console.
The story follows twins Grace and Connor whose father dies, leaving them in debt. They try to run away on their father's ship but it wrecks in a storm, separating the twins. Connor is rescued by pirates who take him in while Grace is rescued by vampirates. The twins live very different lives on the different ships as Connor learns from the pirates and Grace lives in silence with the vampires. In the end, they have still not been reunited and continue searching the seas for one another.
The document lists 100 songs from 1965 to 2016 that had an impact on the author. It spans many genres and decades, from classic rock songs of the 1960s and 70s like "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles and "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, to more recent hits like "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele and "Downtown" by Mackelmore & Ryan Lewis. The list reflects the wide range of music that can inspire and influence people over the course of many years.
The document provides entertainment suggestions for the month of July, including binge watching the new season of True Detective, playing the new Batman video game Arkham Knight where you can drive the Batmobile, and reading classic novels while drinking the authors' drinks of choice. It also previews the upcoming Ashes cricket series between England and Australia and the new Jurassic World movie.
Heritage Media are Producers & Executive Producers with offices in London UK & Estepona Spain. Heritage Media offer private clients the opportunity to invest in UK film productions.
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Christopher Columbus finds a strange oar washed ashore near Genoa, Italy that has unusual symbols carved into it. He shows it to some local fishermen, who are wary of its meaning. Columbus believes it may have come from lands to the west that are still undiscovered. He is excited to embark on his first voyage the next day. Fifteen years later, the scene shifts to the bookshop of Columbus's brother Bartholomew in Lisbon, Portugal, where maps and books of navigation are kept. Columbus is pursuing his vision of sailing west to reach Asia.
1. Write a dialogue between the King and Prince after the Prince's return (mandatory)
2. Tell the story from Jemmy's point of view (mandatory)
3. Choose 5 of Sid's similes, write them with page numbers, and explain what each describes as well as writing an alternative simile
4. Write a summary of the story in 9-12 short segments as an illustrated game board path
5. Draw an illustration of a favorite part with a caption explaining what is happening
6. Choose an incident, write the facts, and the reactions/feelings of 3 characters involved
7. Write
Gary is an angry and destitute man introduced on the street. He is obsessed with toy trains as seen in his bedroom. At night in the living room, more of Gary's situation and obsession with trains is shown.
The King's Speech is a 2010 historical drama film about King George VI of the United Kingdom and his struggle with stammering. It depicts how the King, then the Duke of York, worked with an Australian speech therapist named Lionel Logue to overcome his stammer. Through Logue's unconventional methods and much practice, the King was able to make a successful radio address to the nation at the start of World War II. The film shows the close friendship that developed between the King and Logue despite their differences in class.
The document provides background information on the characters and setting of a fictional story about families traveling from England to Canada in the early 1900s. It introduces the main characters, including members of the Munroe, White, and Deere families, who meet onboard the ocean liner SS America. It also describes some of the locations that will be important in the story, including the Munroe family mansion in Canada and Chateau Frontenac in Quebec.
The film The Krays is based on the lives of British gangsters Ronald and Reginald Kray, known as the Kray twins. The opening scene is set in an old-fashioned house in the 1960s-1970s and shows a woman giving birth while attended by a midwife dressed in white and black. Camera techniques like close-ups, tracks, and high angles are used to draw attention to a flying bird and the vulnerable screaming woman during the birth. Non-diegetic gloomy music plays throughout, except for the sounds of the woman's screams during labor and talking in the background.
This document contains credits for Sophie-Alice Davies' work as a senior dubbing mixer for various television programs, documentaries, films and commercials. Over 4 pages, it lists over 200 credits for clients like the BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5, Discovery Channel and others. The credits cover a wide range of genres including documentaries, entertainment shows, animations, promos, commercials and features.
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The document is a personal essay recounting the author's experience immigrating from Britain to the United States as a child in the 1970s. Some key details include:
- The author grew up in Britain watching American TV shows and envisioned America through that lens, without fully understanding what the move would mean.
- The family moved to Massachusetts in 1978, where the author struggled with culture shock, different food, and developing an American identity over many years.
- It took the author over 15 years living in the US before she felt fully settled and like America was truly her home.
The men pass several landmarks near Marlow and Medmenham Abbey. They stop for lunch in a village where Montmorency chases a cat. In Marlow, they stock up on supplies and are followed by errand boys carrying their purchases. Near Hambledon lock, they run out of water and find some from a nearby cottage well. As they continue, they see a dog floating down the river. That night, Harris accidentally falls into a gulch while the others are cooking dinner.
The pitch presentation for my animated web/TV series currently in development, "MRE & a Movie". This animated situation comedy will focus on the difficulty encountered by three retired war veterans in acclimating to civilian society. Everyday tasks (such as grocery shopping, exercise and dentist's visits) turn into missions that find the trio using their now-obsolete skills to navigate the "normal" word around them.
The film pitch proposes a film noir drama titled "Delilah Run" about a woman on the run from her murdered husband's brother after killing her husband for money. The film would be set in 1950s London and follow the characters of Delilah, the murderer; Edward, her wealthy husband; and Richard, Edward's brother and a private eye seeking Delilah. The producers outline their roles and envision exploring the era through 1950s-accurate costumes, sets and props. They aim to appeal to a UK audience aged 40-70 years old earning over £25,000 who are white and may feel nostalgia or interest in dramatic, vintage stories.
The document provides information about the characters and plot of the 1997 film Titanic, directed by James Cameron. It describes the fictional characters portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson and Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Bukater, whose forbidden romance is set against the ill-fated maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic. It also includes background on the real-life treasure hunting mission that uncovered details from the wreck and prompted the film.
The document is a pilot script for a television show titled "Caps and Robbers", which is described as an anthological tragedy based on Romeo and Juliet. The script was written by Sir Noah A Waters III and is copyrighted under his production company. It includes a teaser scene where two detectives, Craig and Cam, discuss a case over breakfast when they are unexpectedly approached by a man named Abraham who claims to have information about something called "Coastline". This leads to a violent confrontation in the back alley of the restaurant. The rest of the script describes the aftermath of an explosion at an oceanfront crack house and the investigation that follows, featuring several characters including Minnie Monte and police officers Chance Cap Jr.
Will Edgington arrives in Louisville, Ohio to meet with Dano Lawler on behalf of his company. When he goes to Dano's house, Jess Cutefield answers and is suspicious of Will. However, Will convinces her he knows Dano by revealing details about his and Dano's past. Dano then comes out and is initially aggressive, but recognizes Will when Will says he is the son of Paige Edgington, someone Dano seems to know from the past.
The Movie Book is your detailed guide to 100 seismic films, from Intolerance (1916) to the groundbreaking Boyhood (2014).
Part of the Big Ideas series, The Movie Book is your perfect companion and reference with infographics to explain swift-moving plots and complicated relationships. It shows The Godfather's complicated web of family and associates, for example, and gives minute-by-minute plot lines to iconic movies such as Taxi Driver or Blade Runner.
One film can influence another and this indispensable and crystal clear guide explains what inspired Quentin Tarantino to use a glowing briefcase in Pulp Fiction, for example, or how Jaws triggered decades of summer action blockbusters.
Liberally sprinkled with gorgeous stills, pithy quotes and trivia detail, The Movie Book brings you new insights into your favourites and introduces you to little-known masterpieces from around the world.
Sir Ian McKellan was interviewed by Kelly Lemieux about his role in the upcoming film adaptation of William Shakespeare's Richard III, directed by Richard Loncraine. McKellan adapted the play for the screen himself along with Loncraine. He discussed opening the film with a scene of Richard using the bathroom to make him more relatable to modern audiences. McKellan also emphasized using sound design and setting parts of the play in 1930s London to make Shakespeare relevant to contemporary times. He enjoyed working with co-stars Annette Bening and Robert Downey Jr. on the project.
Charles Dickens was an English writer and social critic in the Victorian period regarded as one of the greatest novelists. He created many memorable fictional characters and his works enjoyed popularity during his lifetime and critical acclaim in the 20th century. One of his most famous novels, Oliver Twist, tells the story of an orphan boy who endures a miserable existence in a workhouse and is apprenticed to an undertaker, but escapes to London where he meets a gang of juvenile pickpockets led by the Artful Dodger. A film adaptation of Oliver Twist was enjoyed by some but also found parts of it very sad.
This document provides context and summaries for F. Scott Fitzgerald's novel The Great Gatsby. It includes biographical information on Fitzgerald and a synopsis of the key events and characters introduced in each of the first three chapters. In chapter one, the narrator Nick Carraway is introduced and he has his first encounter with his mysterious neighbor Jay Gatsby. In chapter two, Nick is introduced to his cousin Daisy's husband Tom and learns of Tom's affair, witnessing a fight between Tom and his mistress. Chapter three describes Gatsby's extravagant parties and Nick officially meets Gatsby.
Charles Dickens was a famous English writer born in 1812 who died in 1870. He is considered one of the greatest novelists of the Victorian era and created many memorable fictional characters. Although his works were very popular during his lifetime, it was not until the 20th century that critics and scholars fully recognized his literary genius. His novels and short stories remain popular today. Dickens grew up poor and had to leave school at a young age to work in a factory after his father was imprisoned for debt. Despite having little education, he became a successful writer and authored 15 major novels and many short stories and articles before his death.
The document lists 100 songs from 1965 to 2016 that had an impact on the author. It spans many genres and decades, from classic rock songs of the 1960s and 70s like "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles and "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, to more recent hits like "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele and "Downtown" by Mackelmore & Ryan Lewis. The list reflects the wide range of music that can inspire and influence people over the course of many years.
The document provides entertainment suggestions for the month of July, including binge watching the new season of True Detective, playing the new Batman video game Arkham Knight where you can drive the Batmobile, and reading classic novels while drinking the authors' drinks of choice. It also previews the upcoming Ashes cricket series between England and Australia and the new Jurassic World movie.
Heritage Media are Producers & Executive Producers with offices in London UK & Estepona Spain. Heritage Media offer private clients the opportunity to invest in UK film productions.
www.heritagemedia.es
Christopher Columbus finds a strange oar washed ashore near Genoa, Italy that has unusual symbols carved into it. He shows it to some local fishermen, who are wary of its meaning. Columbus believes it may have come from lands to the west that are still undiscovered. He is excited to embark on his first voyage the next day. Fifteen years later, the scene shifts to the bookshop of Columbus's brother Bartholomew in Lisbon, Portugal, where maps and books of navigation are kept. Columbus is pursuing his vision of sailing west to reach Asia.
1. Write a dialogue between the King and Prince after the Prince's return (mandatory)
2. Tell the story from Jemmy's point of view (mandatory)
3. Choose 5 of Sid's similes, write them with page numbers, and explain what each describes as well as writing an alternative simile
4. Write a summary of the story in 9-12 short segments as an illustrated game board path
5. Draw an illustration of a favorite part with a caption explaining what is happening
6. Choose an incident, write the facts, and the reactions/feelings of 3 characters involved
7. Write
Gary is an angry and destitute man introduced on the street. He is obsessed with toy trains as seen in his bedroom. At night in the living room, more of Gary's situation and obsession with trains is shown.
The King's Speech is a 2010 historical drama film about King George VI of the United Kingdom and his struggle with stammering. It depicts how the King, then the Duke of York, worked with an Australian speech therapist named Lionel Logue to overcome his stammer. Through Logue's unconventional methods and much practice, the King was able to make a successful radio address to the nation at the start of World War II. The film shows the close friendship that developed between the King and Logue despite their differences in class.
The document provides background information on the characters and setting of a fictional story about families traveling from England to Canada in the early 1900s. It introduces the main characters, including members of the Munroe, White, and Deere families, who meet onboard the ocean liner SS America. It also describes some of the locations that will be important in the story, including the Munroe family mansion in Canada and Chateau Frontenac in Quebec.
The film The Krays is based on the lives of British gangsters Ronald and Reginald Kray, known as the Kray twins. The opening scene is set in an old-fashioned house in the 1960s-1970s and shows a woman giving birth while attended by a midwife dressed in white and black. Camera techniques like close-ups, tracks, and high angles are used to draw attention to a flying bird and the vulnerable screaming woman during the birth. Non-diegetic gloomy music plays throughout, except for the sounds of the woman's screams during labor and talking in the background.
This document contains credits for Sophie-Alice Davies' work as a senior dubbing mixer for various television programs, documentaries, films and commercials. Over 4 pages, it lists over 200 credits for clients like the BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5, Discovery Channel and others. The credits cover a wide range of genres including documentaries, entertainment shows, animations, promos, commercials and features.
M. clark college writing seminar paper #1 first draft visual narrative essaymclark098
The document is a personal essay recounting the author's experience immigrating from Britain to the United States as a child in the 1970s. Some key details include:
- The author grew up in Britain watching American TV shows and envisioned America through that lens, without fully understanding what the move would mean.
- The family moved to Massachusetts in 1978, where the author struggled with culture shock, different food, and developing an American identity over many years.
- It took the author over 15 years living in the US before she felt fully settled and like America was truly her home.
The men pass several landmarks near Marlow and Medmenham Abbey. They stop for lunch in a village where Montmorency chases a cat. In Marlow, they stock up on supplies and are followed by errand boys carrying their purchases. Near Hambledon lock, they run out of water and find some from a nearby cottage well. As they continue, they see a dog floating down the river. That night, Harris accidentally falls into a gulch while the others are cooking dinner.
The pitch presentation for my animated web/TV series currently in development, "MRE & a Movie". This animated situation comedy will focus on the difficulty encountered by three retired war veterans in acclimating to civilian society. Everyday tasks (such as grocery shopping, exercise and dentist's visits) turn into missions that find the trio using their now-obsolete skills to navigate the "normal" word around them.
The film pitch proposes a film noir drama titled "Delilah Run" about a woman on the run from her murdered husband's brother after killing her husband for money. The film would be set in 1950s London and follow the characters of Delilah, the murderer; Edward, her wealthy husband; and Richard, Edward's brother and a private eye seeking Delilah. The producers outline their roles and envision exploring the era through 1950s-accurate costumes, sets and props. They aim to appeal to a UK audience aged 40-70 years old earning over £25,000 who are white and may feel nostalgia or interest in dramatic, vintage stories.
The document provides information about the characters and plot of the 1997 film Titanic, directed by James Cameron. It describes the fictional characters portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson and Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Bukater, whose forbidden romance is set against the ill-fated maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic. It also includes background on the real-life treasure hunting mission that uncovered details from the wreck and prompted the film.
The document is a pilot script for a television show titled "Caps and Robbers", which is described as an anthological tragedy based on Romeo and Juliet. The script was written by Sir Noah A Waters III and is copyrighted under his production company. It includes a teaser scene where two detectives, Craig and Cam, discuss a case over breakfast when they are unexpectedly approached by a man named Abraham who claims to have information about something called "Coastline". This leads to a violent confrontation in the back alley of the restaurant. The rest of the script describes the aftermath of an explosion at an oceanfront crack house and the investigation that follows, featuring several characters including Minnie Monte and police officers Chance Cap Jr.
Will Edgington arrives in Louisville, Ohio to meet with Dano Lawler on behalf of his company. When he goes to Dano's house, Jess Cutefield answers and is suspicious of Will. However, Will convinces her he knows Dano by revealing details about his and Dano's past. Dano then comes out and is initially aggressive, but recognizes Will when Will says he is the son of Paige Edgington, someone Dano seems to know from the past.
The Movie Book is your detailed guide to 100 seismic films, from Intolerance (1916) to the groundbreaking Boyhood (2014).
Part of the Big Ideas series, The Movie Book is your perfect companion and reference with infographics to explain swift-moving plots and complicated relationships. It shows The Godfather's complicated web of family and associates, for example, and gives minute-by-minute plot lines to iconic movies such as Taxi Driver or Blade Runner.
One film can influence another and this indispensable and crystal clear guide explains what inspired Quentin Tarantino to use a glowing briefcase in Pulp Fiction, for example, or how Jaws triggered decades of summer action blockbusters.
Liberally sprinkled with gorgeous stills, pithy quotes and trivia detail, The Movie Book brings you new insights into your favourites and introduces you to little-known masterpieces from around the world.
Sir Ian McKellan was interviewed by Kelly Lemieux about his role in the upcoming film adaptation of William Shakespeare's Richard III, directed by Richard Loncraine. McKellan adapted the play for the screen himself along with Loncraine. He discussed opening the film with a scene of Richard using the bathroom to make him more relatable to modern audiences. McKellan also emphasized using sound design and setting parts of the play in 1930s London to make Shakespeare relevant to contemporary times. He enjoyed working with co-stars Annette Bening and Robert Downey Jr. on the project.
Charles Dickens was an English writer and social critic in the Victorian period regarded as one of the greatest novelists. He created many memorable fictional characters and his works enjoyed popularity during his lifetime and critical acclaim in the 20th century. One of his most famous novels, Oliver Twist, tells the story of an orphan boy who endures a miserable existence in a workhouse and is apprenticed to an undertaker, but escapes to London where he meets a gang of juvenile pickpockets led by the Artful Dodger. A film adaptation of Oliver Twist was enjoyed by some but also found parts of it very sad.
This document provides context and summaries for F. Scott Fitzgerald's novel The Great Gatsby. It includes biographical information on Fitzgerald and a synopsis of the key events and characters introduced in each of the first three chapters. In chapter one, the narrator Nick Carraway is introduced and he has his first encounter with his mysterious neighbor Jay Gatsby. In chapter two, Nick is introduced to his cousin Daisy's husband Tom and learns of Tom's affair, witnessing a fight between Tom and his mistress. Chapter three describes Gatsby's extravagant parties and Nick officially meets Gatsby.
Charles Dickens was a famous English writer born in 1812 who died in 1870. He is considered one of the greatest novelists of the Victorian era and created many memorable fictional characters. Although his works were very popular during his lifetime, it was not until the 20th century that critics and scholars fully recognized his literary genius. His novels and short stories remain popular today. Dickens grew up poor and had to leave school at a young age to work in a factory after his father was imprisoned for debt. Despite having little education, he became a successful writer and authored 15 major novels and many short stories and articles before his death.
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The document tells the story of how the cities of Mount Dora, Florida and Forres, Scotland became sister cities. It describes how a bottle containing a letter from Mount Dora officials seeking a sister city relationship was carried across the ocean by an alligator named Birnam and eventually reached Forres. The two cities decided to become sister cities due to their shared history of producing really bad boiled food, like boiled peanuts in Mount Dora and haggis in Forres.
Charles Dickens was one of the most famous Victorian novelists. He wrote novels such as Oliver Twist, David Copperfield, A Tale of Two Cities, and Great Expectations that highlighted social issues and portrayed the lives of the poor and disadvantaged. Dickens used humor and vivid storytelling to bring attention to the injustices and hardships of Victorian life. Many of his novels, which remain popular today, were written with the purpose of social reform.
A group of four meat boxes sitting on a stoop at a meat packing plant tell scary stories. Meat Box 2 shares the story of how he came to be, which involves 20 hikers in a forest encountering a cult that worships Travis Scott. The cult members, who have the same faces as the hikers, devour the hikers and use their meat to make more cult members. Meat Box 2 implies his meat came from one of the hikers. The boxes are then separated as they are shipped to different locations, sad that they may never see each other again.
Zombie Spring Breaker, a zombie movie with laughs, starring British Actress Cara Theobold. A group of young people head to Ibiza for the holiday of lifetime – all the sun, sea and sex they can handle. After only one drunken evening, the friends desperately need to find a way off the island when a zombie outbreak quickly spreads amongst the revellers.
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The passage discusses the key roles that the steam engine and electricity played in powering the Industrial Revolution. The steam engine provided a reliable new source of power and allowed for new machines to be powered in various industries. James Watt's improvements to the steam engine in 1765 made it much more efficient. The widespread adoption of the steam engine to power pumps, blast furnaces and factory machinery drove increased production of coal and iron. Later, electricity also became a crucial new power source during the Industrial Revolution.
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Landon Carter, now a doctor, returns to his hometown of Beaufort, North Carolina. In a voiceover, he reflects on his childhood in the town, including the many churches and their community activities. He drives past scenes reminding him of his past, eventually arriving at an old parsonage. He hesitates before knocking on the door, which is answered by a nurse. The story then flashes back to Landon's senior year of high school in 1985, when he was one of the popular but rebellious kids who got into trouble by drinking and driving recklessly.
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Crowley visits music executive Roland Lemmons to discuss Vince Vincente's sudden comeback with his band Ladyheart. Crowley is skeptical that it's a natural career move, suspecting Lucifer may be involved. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean learn about Vince's reunion from Castiel and Crowley's call. They research online and see Ladyheart has signed a major record deal, perplexing the brothers given Vince's fame was decades ago. They plan to travel to LA to investigate further.
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The Unbelievable Tale of Dwayne Johnson Kidnapping: A Riveting Sagagreendigital
Introduction
The notion of Dwayne Johnson kidnapping seems straight out of a Hollywood thriller. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, known for his larger-than-life persona, immense popularity. and action-packed filmography, is the last person anyone would envision being a victim of kidnapping. Yet, the bizarre and riveting tale of such an incident, filled with twists and turns. has captured the imagination of many. In this article, we delve into the intricate details of this astonishing event. exploring every aspect, from the dramatic rescue operation to the aftermath and the lessons learned.
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The Origins of the Dwayne Johnson Kidnapping Saga
Dwayne Johnson: A Brief Background
Before discussing the specifics of the kidnapping. it is crucial to understand who Dwayne Johnson is and why his kidnapping would be so significant. Born May 2, 1972, Dwayne Douglas Johnson is an American actor, producer, businessman. and former professional wrestler. Known by his ring name, "The Rock," he gained fame in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) before transitioning to a successful career in Hollywood.
Johnson's filmography includes blockbuster hits such as "The Fast and the Furious" series, "Jumanji," "Moana," and "San Andreas." His charismatic personality, impressive physique. and action-star status have made him a beloved figure worldwide. Thus, the news of his kidnapping would send shockwaves across the globe.
Setting the Scene: The Day of the Kidnapping
The incident of Dwayne Johnson's kidnapping began on an ordinary day. Johnson was filming his latest high-octane action film set to break box office records. The location was a remote yet scenic area. chosen for its rugged terrain and breathtaking vistas. perfect for the film's climactic scenes.
But, beneath the veneer of normalcy, a sinister plot was unfolding. Unbeknownst to Johnson and his team, a group of criminals had planned his abduction. hoping to leverage his celebrity status for a hefty ransom. The stage was set for an event that would soon dominate worldwide headlines and social media feeds.
The Abduction: Unfolding the Dwayne Johnson Kidnapping
The Moment of Capture
On the day of the kidnapping, everything seemed to be proceeding as usual on set. Johnson and his co-stars and crew were engrossed in shooting a particularly demanding scene. As the day wore on, the production team took a short break. providing the kidnappers with the perfect opportunity to strike.
The abduction was executed with military precision. A group of masked men, armed and organized, infiltrated the set. They created chaos, taking advantage of the confusion to isolate Johnson. Johnson was outnumbered and caught off guard despite his formidable strength and fighting skills. The kidnappers overpowered him, bundled him into a waiting vehicle. and sped away, leaving everyone on set in a state of shock and disbelief.
The Immediate Aftermath
The immediate aftermath of the Dwayne Johnson kidnappin
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1. 30 Rock
"The Kings of Comedy"
By
Josh Kornbluth
Dear Dada Productions
143 Garth Road 3M
Scarsdale, NY 10583
Killerset@gmail.com
347-260-2440
2. ACT ONE
FADE IN:
INT. HALLWAYS OF 30 ROCK STUDIO-AFTERNOON (DAY ONE)
(LIZ, JENNA, TRACY, GRIZZ, DOT COM)
TRACY MARCHES THROUGH THE HALLWAY ADJUSTING HIS BURGER KING
CROWN, DRINKING FROM A BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE VODKA. GRIZZ
WALKS BEHIND TRACY HOLDING UP HIS CUSTOM MADE PURPLE ROBE
WHILE DOT COME REPEATEDLY REACHES INTO A PILLOW CASE FULL OF
DOWN GOOSE FEATHERS AND TOSSES THEM UP HIGH IN THE AIR TO
MARK TRACY’S EVERY STEP. JENNA AND LIZ ARE STANDING TOGETHER
FURTHER DOWN THE HALLWAY. LIZ LEANS OVER TOWARD JENNA.
LIZ
Tracy just caused a big splash at the
Edinburgh International Arts Festival.
The London Guardian anointed him the
King of Hip Hop Comedians, whatever
that means.
JENNA
Since when do Kings wear crowns from
Burger King?
TRACY STOPS IN FRONT OF LIZ AND JENNA. DOT COM PUTS HIS HAND
BACK IN THE PILLOW CASE.
TRACY
(LOOPY)
I’m light as feather Mrs. Lemon, my
comedy is breezy and free.
LIZ
(ANNOYED)
Are you drinking vodka?
TRACY
Not just any vodka, Grey Goose. And I
think I just laid an egg.
3. TRACY BURPS AND A FEATHER POPS OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
LIZ
Sober him up Grizz, we’ve got
rehearsals in two hours.
GRIZZ
Permission to move, King Tracy.
TRACY
Permission granted. Now lead me to my
castle. I want to take a bubble bath
in my moat filled with Cristal.
GRIZZ PICKS UP HIS ROBE AND TRACY WALKS TOWARD HIS DRESSING
ROOM. DOT COM REACHES INTO THE PILLOW CASE AND SEARCHES FOR
MORE GOOSE FEATHERS TO THROW. HE TAKE HIS HAND OUT OF THE
PILLOW CASE.
DOT COM
(DEADPAN)
Were out of Goose Feathers!
CUT TO:
INT. JACK’S OFFICE-LATE AFTERNOON (DAY ONE)
(JACK, LIZ)
LIZ ENTERS JACK’S OFFICE. JACK IS POINTING HIS HARPOON FROM
THE ENGLISH ARMADA OUTSIDE HIS WINDOW.
JACK
Come on in Lemon.
JACK TURNS AROUND TO GREET LEMON.
LIZ
Why are you wearing a Captains Hat?
JACK
I just cleared out my locker.
2.
4. LIZ
Wearing a Windbreaker is one thing,
but who wears a Captain’s Hat the
gym?
JACK
My locker at the New York Yacht Club.
It’s only the most prestigious club in
Manhattan. The gym, stop thinking so
pedestrian Lemon. Haven’t I taught you
anything?
LIZ
Why did you clean out your locker?
JACK
My membership got revoked after I
mooned Sean Connery during this year’s
America’s Cup.
FLASHBACK:
EX. JACK’S YACHT-DAY
(JACK, SEAN)
JACK TAKES A GIANT SWIG FROM A BOTTLE OF BUSHMILLS 16 YEAR
IRISH WHISKEY WHILE STUMBLING AROUND THE DECK OF HIS YACHT
SEAN CONNERY’S YACHT SLOWLY PASSES BY HIS.
JACK
Hey Connery, nice Captain’s Jacket, it
covers up your wife-beater real well,
you know the one you beat your wife
in.
SEAN
Stop spreading vicious rumors Jack.
3.
5. JACK TURNS AROUND AND DROPS HIS PANTS.
JACK
Kiss my ass, you stinking, Scot, hoo-
ha!
CUT BACK TO:
INT. JACK’S OFFICE-LATE AFTERNOON (DAY ONE)
(LIZ, JACK)
LIZ
The Sean Connery.
JACK
(REFLECTIVE)
He slept with my ex-wife. She always
wanted to be a Bond Girl.
LIZ
So now what?
JACK
(VENTING)
Now, I have to dock my Yacht Jack Me,
in Jersey City otherwise known as the
Mafia Marina. Jack Donaghy should be
docked by Donald Trump not Donnie
Brasco.
LIZ
The name of your Yacht is Jack Me?
JACK
Billy Joel, threatened to sue me if I
called it Captain Jack. We’ve been
neighbors in Southhampton for years.
4.
6. LIZ
Don’t you think your overreacting.
Jersey City isn’t that bad.
JACK
If you’re a radioactive fish.
LIZ
By the way, what’s the America’s Cup?
JACK
It’s only the Holy Grail of Yachting.
LIZ
I saw Spam-a-lot.
JACK
How was it?
LIZ
I don’t know, I fell asleep.
JACK
(SENTIMENTAL)
I sank a couple of Yachts in my
twenties on some legendary whiskey
benders. You just haven’t lived Lemon
till you rammed a Yacht into an
iceberg while salmon fishing in the
pristine waters of Nova Scotia.
LIZ
I’ve had the Loxs.
JACK
I know Lemon the cream cheese is still
smeared on your glasses.
5.
7. LIZ
(PERPLEXED)
It always ends up there.
LEMON TAKES OFF HER GLASSES AND RUBS OF THE SMEARED CREAM
CHEESE WITH HER SHIRT. SHE PUTS HER GLASSES BACK ON.
LIZ (CONT’D)
Well you know what they say, once you
go Nova, you never go back.
JACK
Is life just one big buffet to you?
I’m talking about conquering the high
waters, staring down nature’s bosom
and all you can think of is smoked
fish.
LIZ
Have you seen Tracy lately?
JACK
You mean King Tracy!
LIZ
Right, King Tracy.
JACK
Let it go Lemon, he’s comedy royalty
now. Tracy can get his scepter shined
whenever he wants.
LIZ
You wanted to see me about something.
6.
8. JACK
That’s right. I hired a Comedy
Consultant from the BBC.
LIZ
A Comedy Consultant?
JACK
It’s just a title Lemon, you know how
much the English love titles.
LIZ
I don’t think the writers are going to
handle this very well Jack. It might
chip away at their self-esteem and
cause a severe backlash.
JACK
Look, this kid’s father is the
President of the New York Yacht Club,
so if we can make his son happy, then
I stand a shot of getting back in. All
you need to do is make him feel
involved.
LIZ
I know but the BBC.
JACK
You’re not really threatened by the
BBC, are you Lemon?
7.
9. LIZ
I always felt uncomfortable around
English Writers. They always talk
about how much we don’t get their
humor.
JACK
There is not much to get Lemon, it’s
just a bunch of pronounced mumbles,
sporadic eyebrow raises and girly
sounding shrieks.
LIZ
Don’t you think you’re over
simplifying it just a bit?
JACK
Don’t be intimidated Lemon. The Pound
is worth twice as much as the dollar,
and the Brits only have two troops
left in Iraq, but comedy in the US is
still KING, don’t you forget that.
LEMON MAKES A SALUTING MOTION.
LIZ
(PRONOUNCED MUMBLE)
Aye-Aye, Captain Jack-Ass.
LEMON RAISES HER EYEBROWS, COVERS HER MOUTH WITH HANDS AND
DARTS FOR THE DOOR.
LIZ (CONT’D)
(GIRLY SHRIEK)
Eke, Eke!
8.
10. JACK
She’s catching on already.
CUT TO:
INT. TRACY’S DRESSING ROOM-AFTERNOON (DAY TWO)
(LIZ, TRACY)
TRACY IS SITTING DOWN ON THE COUCH POLISHING A PAIR OF BABY
SHOES WHILE DOT-COM AND GRIZZ ARE UNTIEING TRACY’S SHOE RACK
FULL OF NIKE HIGH TOPS. TRACY IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS
BABY PHAT. LEMON ENTERS THE DRESSING ROOM.
LIZ
Why are you polishing Baby Shoes
Tracy?
TRACY
They’re not just any Baby Shoes,
they’re Tracy Jordan’s, affordable
Baby Basketball Shoes, available
online at Baby Phat.com.
LIZ
You’re endorsing Baby Basketball
Shoes.
TRACY
Now, that I’m the King of Hip-Hop
Comedians, I need a product to
endorse. P Diddy, has his own vodka,
Fifty Cent has his own energy drink
and Foxy Brown has her own line of
prison blues. So now it’s my turn.
LIZ
But why baby basketball shoes?
9.
11. TRACY
Because no baby baller should be
denied super fly footwear. And I don’t
want my kids to stick up someone
because they can’t afford a pair of
decent baby basketball shoes
FLASHBACK:
EXT. BASKETBALL COURT IN SOUTH BRONX AROUND 1990
(TRACY’S BROTHER, TRACY)
TWO YEAR OLD TRACY GETS HELD UP BY HIS THREE YEAR OLD
BROTHER.
TRACY’S BROTHER
Hand over the Baby Jordan’s before I
blast your ass.
TRACY LEANS DOWN TO UNTIE HIS SHOW AND STARTS SWEATING
PROFUSELY ONCE HE REALIZES THAT HIS SHOELACES ARE TIED IN
DOUBLE AND TRIPLE KNOTS THAT HE CAN’T GET OUT. TRACY LOOKS UP
TO HIS BROTHER WHILE KNEELING DOWN ON THE BASKETBALL COURT.
TRACY
This could take a while.
CUT BACK TO:
INT. TRACY’S DRESSING ROOM-AFTERNOON (DAY TWO)
(TRACY, LIZ)
LIZ NODS AT GRIZZ AND DOT-COM AS THEY CONTINUE TO UNTIE
TRACY’S SHOELACES.
TRACY
Now that I’m a big television star, my
entourage get’s out my double knots
for me.
LIZ
Who introduced you to Baby Phat?
10.
12. TRACY
I know Kimora Simmons from my Def
Comedy Jam days. She thinks that
endorsing my own baby shoe will
distract the media away from my strip
club excursions with the Knicks intern
from St. Johns.
LIZ
(SURPRISED)
But I thought that was.
TRACY
On top of that, I’ve been shopping at
Baby Phat for years.
LIZ
For baby cloths?
TRACY PUTS THE BABY SHOE DOWN AND STANDS UP. HE APPROACHES
LEMON AND GIVES HER AN AFFECTIONATE PAT ON HER HEAD.
TRACY
Were all going to shrink some time,
Mrs. Lemon.
CUT TO:
INT. LIZ’S OFFICE-TWO HOURS LATER (DAY TWO)
(JENNA, LIZ)
JENNA ENTERS THE OFFICE WHILE LIZ SIPS FROM HER TEA WHILE
TYPING AT HER COMPUTER. JENNA PICKS UP HER DRESS AND PLACES
HER LEG ON THE DESK.
JENNA
Check out my new Posh Spice Spray on
tan. You can barely tell right?
11.
13. LIZ
Close the door.
JENNA
(INSECURE)
If you have something bad to say then
just say it.
LIZ
(CONCERNED)
Jack hired a Comedy Consultant from
the BBC.
JENNA
When I’m out of Ambien, I turn on the
BBC, works like a charm every time.
LIZ
It’s just a meaningless title. Jack
only hired him because of his father.
JENNA
He must be one of those Royal Trust
Fund Babies. I wonder if he went to
prep school with Prince William before
that receding hairline got the best of
him.
LIZ
I haven’t met him yet. According to
Jack, his father is the President of
the New York Yacht Club.
12.
14. JENNA
I don’t care who the father is. I’ll
do anything with an accent, even
Michael Caine.
LIZ
I always found English accents to be
very intrusive. Whenever I hear one, I
always feel like that person slipped
me the tongue without my permission.
JENNA
My fantasy to sleep with an English
writer who can talk dirty with perfect
diction. And he has to smoke from a
pipe after our royal rump.
LIZ
Fantasies aside, you’re not worried
about what the other writers will
think? English writers can be kind of
elitist.
JENNA
You can say the same thing for
American writers, Liz. Besides, what’s
the worst that can happen?
13.
15. LIZ
(TENSE)
I don’t know, a strike, mutiny,
getting stoned to death in the
Writer’s Room.
CUT TO:
INT. WRITERS ROOM-SIMULTANEOUS (DAY TWO)
(TRACY, FRANK, KEITH, CERIE)
TRACY MARCHES INTO THE WRITERS ROOM SPORTING A JUST DO TRACY
T-SHIRT WHILE GRIZZ AND DOT COM CARRY A LOD OF BABY PHAT SHOE
BOXES, WEARING AIR TRACY T-SHIRTS.
TRACY
Tracy Jordan always thinks of his
writers first.
FRANK
What do you got there Tracy?
GRIZZ AND DOT COM PLACE THE SHOE BOXES ON THE TABLE. TRACY
PULLS OUT ONE OF THE SNEAKERS.
KEITH
Are those baby shoes?
GRIZZ AND DOT COME PLACE THE SHOE BOXES ON THE TABLE. TRACY
PULLS OUT ONE OF THE SNEAKERS.
KEITH (CONT’D)
Are those Baby Shoes?
TRACY
They’re not just any baby shoes,
they’re Tracy Jordan’s available
online at Baby Phat.com.
CERIE ENTERS THE WRITERS ROOM AND NOTICES THE SHOES.
14.
16. CERIE
Those shoes are so adorable. I’ve got
to get a pair.
FRANK
But they’re baby basketball shoes.
KEITH
And you don’t have any kids.
CERIE
Who cares, they’re Baby Phat. Besides,
I can hide my loose change in them at
the beach with my fiance in
Southhampton.
KEITH
(ENCOURAGING)
Now that you’ve got a product to
endorse, you’re a real Hip Hip
comedian, Tracy.
CUT TO:
INT. TRACY’S DRESSING ROOM-AFTERNOON (DAY TWO)
(GRIZZ, DOT COM, TRACY, NIKE LAWYER)
GRIZZ AND DOT COM PUMP THEIR HANDS UP AND DOWN WHILE TRACY
PLAYS BASKETBALL ON THE X BOX.
GRIZZ
In his face, Tracy, in his face.
DOT COM
Tracy don’t play that.
TRACY THROWS THE CONTROLLER DOWN.
TRACY
Don’t you know this room is bugged?
15.
17. TRACY (CONT’D)
Now Damon Wayans is going to sue us
for copyright infringement.
NIKE LAWYERS ENTERS THE ROOM. HE ADJUSTS HIS YELLOW TIE.
NIKE LAWYER
Damon Wayans is the least of your
concerns.
TRACY
I told you this room was bugged. Are
you Mr. Smith from the Matrix?
NIKE LAWYER
No, I’m a lawyer from Nike.
TRACY
So you’re not really of those Killer
Bee’s from the Wu-Tang Clan, right?
NIKE LAWYER
What the hell is wrong with you? I’m a
lawyer from Nike, just look at my cuff
links.
NIKE LAWYER EXTENDS HIS ARM AND FLASHES HIS 24 CARROT GOLD
NIKE SWOOSH CUFF LINKS.
DOT COM
Tracy calls lawyers Killer Bees
because he’s always getting stung with
swarms of paternity suits.
GRIZZ
And he’s been listening to Wu-Tang
Clan 36 Chambers in constant rotation.
16.
18. NIKE LAWYER
(DISMISSIVE)
That’s very fascinating fellas, but
Nike is suing Tracy for copyright
infringement. The Nike corporation and
Michael Jordan own all rights to the
name Jordan in relation to clothes and
athletic footwear.
TRACY
Can I keep my Just Do Tracy T-shirt
NIKE LAWYER
Sure. All you need to do is sign these
papers.
NIKE LAWYER GET’S OUT THE PAPERS FROM HIS SUITCASE AND PLACES
THEM ON THE DRESSING ROOM TABLE.
NIKE LAWYER (CONT’D)
And in case you’re wondering, Tracy,
we also know about the strip club
excursions with the Knicks intern from
St. Johns.
NIKE LAWYER SHUTS THE DOOR.
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT ONE
17.
19. ACT TWO
FADE IN:
EXT. JERSEY CITY YACHT CLUB-MORNING (DAY THREE)
(JACK, PAT CAPO)
JACK WALKS ON THE DOCK TOWARD HIS YACHT JACK ME. HE POINTS
TOWARD THE LETTERING AND RAISES HIS HANDS IN DISGUST.
JACK
(TALKS TO THE YACHT)
Who scratched you Jack Me?
PAT CAPO
Are you talking to me?
JACK TURNS AROUND AND MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH PAT LOUNGING ON
THE DECK OF HIS YACHT, SMOKING A CIGAR.
JACK
I was talking to my Yacht.
PAT CAPO
The lettering on your boat looks
chipped. I know a good guy who does
paint jobs if you’re interested.
JACK
(SNIDE)
On what stolen cars?
PAT CAPO
That too.
JACK
What’s your name?
PAT CAPO
Around here they call me Captain Capo
but you can call me Pat.
18.
20. JACK
What business are you in Pat?
PAT CAPO
Tuna Fish.
JACK NOTICES A HARPOON ON PAT’S YACHT NEXT TO AN ITALIAN
FLAG.
JACK
(INTRIGUED)
Is that a 17th Century English Fluke
Harpoon?
PAT CAPO
You know your harpoons.
JACK
Do you carry a permit for that thing?
JACK AND PAT LAUGH.
PAT CAPO
Why don’t you join me for a cocktail,
Jack. I just cracked open a bottle of
King Louis.
JACK
Now that’s an offer I can’t refuse.
CUT TO:
INT. WRITERS ROOM-MORNING (DAY THREE)
(LIZ, FRANK, KEITH, JOSH)
LIZ STANDS UP FORM THE HEAD OF THE TABLE.
LIZ
We just hired a Comedy Consultant from
the BBC.
19.
21. LIZ DUCKS DOWN AND COVERS HER EYES. ALL THE WRITERS START
THROWING ROTTEN APPLE CORES, CRUMBLED STARBUCKS CUPS, CHEWED
OFF ERASER HEADS, CHRISTMAS MINTS, PAPER CLIPS AND STAPLES.
THEN LIZ OPENS HER EYES REALIZING THAT SHE JUST DREAMED UP
THE IMAGINARY FLOGGING FROM HER FELLOW WRITERS.
FRANK
Who watches the BBC?
LIZ
I don’t know, Charlie Rose.
KEITH
English Comedy sucks, Liz.
JOSH
(BOASTING)
I’ve never read Shakespeare.
KEITH
Monty Python is over-rated. It’s not
even in the same league as In Living
Color.
FRANK
I can’t understand English movies
without subtitles.
JOSH
Maybe, this Comedy Consultant is a
Secret Agent sent from the BBC to
steal all of our comedy writing
secrets.
20.
22. LIZ
Give it a rest guys. America doesn’t
have a monopoly on comedy, you’ve got
the some good English comedians like
Borat, he’s English, Ricky Gervais,
and the stand-up guy that wears drag.
FRANK
Were royally screwed.
CUT TO:
INT. THIRTY ROCK SOUND STAGE-AFTERNOON (DAY THREE)
(KENNETH, CHARLES, LIZ)
CHARLES ENTERS THE SOUND STAGE AND IS GREETED BY KENNETH.
KENNETH ADJUSTS HIS WINNIE-THE POOH PIN.
KENNETH
Hello, Charles, my name is Kenneth,
welcome to Thirty Rock. Can I get you
some tea, scones, perhaps one of those
feather pens that write Shakespeare.
CHARLES
(DISMISSIVE)
No thanks, I’m here to see Liz Lemon.
KENNETH
She should be here any minute. So
what’s it like working for the BBC? Do
the BBC pages wear read coats and mink
hats?
LIZ ENTERS THE SOUND STAGE DRINKING STARBUCKS COFFEE.
21.
23. LIZ
Hi, Charles, sorry I’m late, the line
at STARBUCKS was out the door.
CHARLES
(PRETENTIOUS)
STARBUCKS, how original.
LIZ
(TIFFED)
So how about meeting your fellow
writers?
CHARLES
I’m pretty pooped, Liz.
LIZ
Fine, why don’t we just grab lunch. I
know of a good Fish and Chips place in
Hell’s Kitchen. There’s not a
Starbucks in sight.
CHARLES
You Americans can be so defensive.
LIZ
(ANNOYED)
Let’s grab lunch around 1. I usually
eat around 12 yet this way I’ll be
more food crazy and far less
predictable.
CUT BACK TO:
EXT. PAT CAPO’S YACHT-AFTERNOON (DAY THREE)
(JACK, PAT CAPO)
JACK AND PAT SMOKE FROM THEIR CIGARS WHILE SIPPING THEIR
DRINKS. JACK POINTS TO THE ITALIAN FLAG.
22.
24. JACK
That’s a nice flag Pat, it reminds me
of dining in Little Italy when I used
to go there.
PAT LOOKS OVER TO JACK’S BOAT.
PAT CAPO
What happened to your flag Jack?
JACK
I turned in my maritime flag when my
membership at the New York Yacht Club
got revoked. The President forced me
out after I drunk on Irish Whiskey and
mooned Sean Connery.
PAT CAPO
Why Sean Connery?
JACK
My ex-wife became his new Bond-Girl.
PAT CAPO
Stinking Scot.
JACK
Hypothetical question. Who would you
rather see disappear, Rudolph Giuliani
or the Gotti Boys?
PAT CAPO
Giuliani, of course, it’s not like we
haven’t tried before.
23.
(MORE)
25. Besides, wearing a Boston Red Sox Cap
was the ultimate sign of disrespect.
JACK
I couldn’t agree with you more, Pat.
That’s like a Crips gangbanger wearing
a Red Pajama suit.
PAT CAPO
If you want to get back at the
President, I can always create an
opening if you catch my drift.
JACK
I appreciate the offer Pat but it’s
already being taken care of.
CUT TO:
INT. ENGLISH PUB-LATE AFTERNOON-(DAY THREE)
(LIZ, CERIE, CHARLES)
LIZ MUNCHES ON HER CHIPS, CHARLES TAKES A HANDFUL OF CHIPS
FROM HER DISH. LIZ GIVES HIM A FIXATED LOOK OF SHOCK AND
DISGUST. CHARLES KEEPS MUNCHING AWAY WITH HIS HEAD DOWN TO
THE PLATE.
LIZ
So tell me about yourself, Charles?
What did you do at the BBC?
CERIE
I was a Production Assistant. In other
words, I made tea.
LIZ
(SURPRISED)
Have you done any comedy writing?
24.
PAT CAPO (CONT'D)
26. CHARLES
I wrote my thesis at Cambridge
University on how Monty Python Sketch
comedy is too sophisticated for
Americans to understand.
LIZ
Anything else?
CHARLES
And I did some warm up work for some
English Talks Shows, Royal Rubbish,
and Butler Blunders.
CHARLES GRABS FOR ANOTHER CHIP FROM LIZ’S PLATE AS SHE THROWS
HER ARMS UP IN THE AIR IN DEFEAT. LIZ TURNS TOWARD THE CAMERA
BREAKING DOWN THE FOURTH WALL.
LIZ
Can you believe this guy? Swiping my
fries, without my permission, talk
about zero table manners, where’s Jane
Austen when you need her?
CUT TO:
INT. WRITERS ROOM-LATE AFTERNOON-(DAY THREE)
(LIZ, CERIE, KEITH, FRANK, CHARLES)
LIZ
Well, everyone, this is our new writer
Charles. He used to work at the BBC.
CERIE WALKS BY THE ROOM.
25.
27. CERIE
(FLIRTATIOUS)
You’d be half way cute if you got some
color.
KEITH
(DISPARAGING)
Did you know that most English TV
shows produce only six episodes a
year?
FRANK
English Comedy always makes me feel
cold and pale inside.
LIZ
Enough. What new sketch ideas do you
guys have for me?
KEITH
(PITCHING)
Tracy plays a celebrity shrink who
specializes in ego enlargement therapy
for rap artists like Kayne West.
LIZ
Not bad, Any other ideas Frank?
FRANK
(PITCHING)
Tracy plays a Bee Keeper that’s
addicted to honey flavored malt
liquor.
LIZ
Racy but funny.
26.
28. CHARLES
I’ve got an idea.
LIZ
The Rhode Scholar speaks. Show me
genius, Charles.
CHARLES
(PITCHING)
I thought of a new character for Tracy
too. It’s a black version of Mr. Bean
except we call Tracy, Mr. Bean Pie.
LIZ
Why are Englishmen so obsessed with
beans?
FRANK
Who the hell is Mr. Bean?
LIZ
Bee Keeper sketch it is.
CUT TO:
INT. NBC HALLWAYS-LATE AFTERNOON (DAY THREE)
(TACY, KENNETH, TRACY)
TRACY BUMPS INTO KENNETH.
TACY
Have you seen Jack?
KENNETH
What seems to be the problem Mr.
Jordan?
TRACY PULLS KENNETH BY HIS SHIRT TO THE POINT WHERE BOTH
NOSES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING.
27.
29. TRACY
Killer Bees, on the swarm.
TRACY LETS GO OF KENNETH.
KENNETH
Are you allergic to bees?
TRACY
Only fake gold.
KENNETH
What do the Killer Bees want with you,
Mr. Jordan?
TRACY
They want to sue me for copyright
infringement because I’m endorsing a
new line of affordable baby basketball
shoes called Tracy Jordan’s.
KENNETH
My parents couldn’t afford a pair of
HORSESHOES. I took my first steps in
my parents Pig Pen, barefoot.
TRACY
How old were you?
KENNETH
Five. Until then I would just roll
around in the mud with Pig Foot.
TRACY
Pig Foot?
28.
30. KENNETH
My pet pig. We were dirt poor. Instead
of stockings, my mom hung up baby
socks filled with red and white
Christmas Mints.
FLASHBACK:
INT. KENNETH PARENTS’S LOG CABIN
(KENNETH, KENNETH’S MOM)
FIVE YEAR OLD KENNETH WALKS TOWARD THE FIREPLACE IN OVERALLS,
BAREFOOT, LEAVING BEHIND A TRAIL OF MUD FOOT PRINTS. HE
RAISES THE BABY SOCKS FULL OF MINTS AND EMPTIES IT ON TOP OF
HIS HEAD. HE OPENS HIS HANDS AND LOOKS UPWARD, BEAMING WITH
EXCITEMENT.
KENNETH
You shouldn’t have, Mama.
KENNETH’S MOM
Don’t ruin your appetite. Were having
Candy Canes for desert.
KENNETH IS CHEWING ON A MOUTHFUL OF MINTS. KENNETH SPITS IT
OUT.
KENNETH
Can I share the rest with Pig Foot?
CUT BACK TO:
INT. NBC HALLWAYS-LATE AFTERNOON-(DAY THREE)
(TRACY, KENNETH)
TRACY
I thought the South Bronx was rough.
KENNETH
Don’t you worry Mr. Jordan, I’ll get
the message to Jack and tell him that
the Killer Bees are on the swarm.
29.
31. TRACY STORMS OFF TO HIS DRESSING ROOM.
CUT BACK TO:
EXT. PAT CAPO’S YACHT-LATE AFTERNOON (DAY THREE)
(JACK, PAT CAPO)
JACK
I know the Russians have put a dent in
your business, lately, you should call
my Hedge Fund Manager; he’s a
Commodities Trader that specializes in
grains and olive oils.
JACK REACHES INTO HIS WALLET FOR HIS CARD, LEANS OVER AND
HAND IT TO PAT.
PAT CAPO
I don’t know what the hell you just
said, but I trust you Jack. As a token
of my appreciation, I’ll take care of
that membership problem.
JACK
(CONCERNED)
But Pat it’s already being taken care
of.
PAT CAPO
Don’t worry about it Jack, he won’t
know what hit him.
JACK POUNDS HIS DRINK AS HIS ARM BEGINS TO SHAKE. HIS CELL
PHONE VIBRATES, CAUSING HIS LEGS TO SHAKE WITH EQUAL FORCE.
JACK
That rumble feels like my Tracy Phone.
JACK TAKES OUT THE PHONE TO READ THE MESSAGE.
30.
32. PAT CAPO
Is everything alright, Jack.
JACK
It’s an emergency, my Tracy Phone just
went off. My main star is probably off
his medication again. Will have to do
this another time.
PAT CAPO
I have no idea what you just said, but
I do what you got to do, I’ll be in
touch, huh!
JACK GETS UP TO SHAKES HIS HAND. PAT PULLS HIMSELF CLOSER TO
EMBRACE HIM AND GIVES HIM A BIG BEAR HUG BEFORE KISSING HIM
ON THE CHEEK. THEN JACK PULLS BACK AND HURRIES BACK TO SHORE.
FADE OUT:
END OF ACT TWO
ACT THREE
FADE IN:
INT. NBC STUDIO DRESS REHEARSAL-EVENING-(DAY THREE)
(TRACY, LEMON)
TRACY HOLDS A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS BEHIND HIS BACK AND ENTERS A
BEE CAGE IN FULL OF BEER KEEPER COSTUME. TRACY PRESENTS THE
BEES WITH THE FLOWERS.
TRACY
Happy Valentine’s Day?
THE BEES STARTS BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. TRACY LOOSES HIS BALANCE
AND HOLDS THE BEE KEEPER FENCING HAT WITH TWO HANDS.
TRACY (CONT’D)
I’m stuck in the Bee Cage.
31.
33. LEMON
It’s just a Bee Mask Tracy, you’re not
stuck in a Bee Cage.
TRACY
This honey flavored malt liquor is
making me insane in the membrane, I’m
out of here.
TRACY BURSTS OUT OF THE CAGE, TEARS OFF HIS BEE HELMET AND
RUNS TOWARD HIS DRESSING ROOM.
LEMON
Maybe, Mr. Bean Pie wasn’t such a bad
idea after all.
CUT TO:
INT. PRESIDENT’S OFFICE OF NY YACHT CLUB-EVENING (DAY THREE)
(PRESIDENT, CREW MEMBER)
A MEMBER OF PAT CAPO’S CREW ENTERS THE OFFICE. THE PRESIDENT
LOOKS UP FROM HIS DESK.
PRESIDENT
(STERN)
Who are you?
CREW MEMBER
(STRONG ITALIAN ACCENT)
Your worst nightmare.
THE CREW MEMBER APPROACHES THE PRESIDENTS DESK, LEANS OVER,
LOOKS HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND THEN KNOCKS A MODEL YACHT
OFF THE SIDE OF HIS DESK CAUSING IT TO SHATTER IN A THOUSAND
DIFFERENT PIECES.
CREW MEMBER (CONT’D)
Consider that a warning shot.
PRESIDENT
(NERVOUS)
Who do you work for?
32.
34. CREW MEMBER
All you need to know is that I’m in
the Jack Donaghy business. So from now
on if you mess with Jack, you mess
with my whole family, kapeshe!
PRESIDENT
I’m sorry sir but there’s nothing I
can do. In case you didn’t know, Jack
Donaghy is no longer a member of the
New York Yacht Club.
CREW MEMBER
Maybe, this will change your mind.
CREW MEMBER REACHES INTO HIS COAT POCKET.
PRESIDENT
(FRIGHTENED)
Mummy!
THE PRESIDENT CRUNCHES UP IN BALL ON HIS CHAIR. THEN THE CREW
MEMBERS TAKES OUT A YELLOW ENVELOPE FROM HIS DRENCH COAT AND
SLAPS IT DOWN ON HIS DESK. THE PRESIDENT SLOWLY GAINS HIS
COMPOSURE AND GET’S SEATED IN A NORMAL POSITION ON THE CHAIR.
THEN, HE OPENS THE ENVELOPE AND FLIPS THROUGH PICTURES OF HIM
DRESSED UP LIKE ALI G SOLICITING A BLACK PROSTITUTE OUTSIDE
THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM.
CREW MEMBER
(CURIOUS)
Why are British guys so obsessed with
black hookers and tea?
THE PRESIDENT PICKS HIS HEAD UP FROM THE PHOTOGRAPHS.
PRESIDENT
It’s an English thing.
33.
35. THE CREW MEMBER EXITS WHILE THE PRESIDENT SHOVES THE PICTURES
IN HIS DRAWER AND TAKES A SIP OF TEA ONCE THE DOOR SHUTS, IT
STARTLES HIM CAUSING HIM TO JERK UP FROM HIS SEAT.
PRESIDENT (CONT’D)
(GIRLISH SOUNDING SHRIEK)
Eke, Eke!
CUT TO:
INT. JACK’S OFFICE-LATE EVENING-(DAY THREE)
(LIZ, JACK)
LIZ ENTERS JACKS OFFICE. JACK IS FIXING HIMSELF A DRINK AT
THE BAR.
LIZ
Tracy has gone nuts.
JACK
Don’t worry about Lemon puff, I just
got off the phone with Michael Jordan;
we met at a charity golf event years
ago, boy does that guy like to gamble.
LIZ
Isn’t Nike suing Tray or copyright
infringement?
JACK
(PLEASED WITH HIMSELF)
Well, they’re willing to drop the case
if Baby Phat changes the name of the
shoe from Tracy Jordans to Tracy
Juniors. That was my idea, pretty cute
huh?
34.
36. LIZ
You’re the marketing maestro Jack.
Maybe now, Tracy will stop having Wu-
Tang killer bee hallucinations.
JACK
So Lemon, do you hear the patter of
Baby Shoes in your future.
JACK LAUGHS.
LIZ
(FORCED)
I hear tapping.
JACK
How are things working with Charles?
LIZ
Awful. I took him out for Fish and
Chips and he took my chips without my
permission.
JACK
Fish and Chips, very original Lemon.
LIZ
How did things work out at the Mafia
Marina?
JACK
Bette than expected. After closer
consideration, I’ve decided to start
an Irish Yacht Club.
35.
(MORE)
37. The only hard part I see is getting
approved for a liquor license,
considering my history of ramming
yachts into Icebergs when I’m not
mooning Sean Connery.
LIZ
What about the New York Yacht Club? I
thought they were the most prestigious
club in Manhattan.
JACK
That ship has sailed. Besides, what
type of self-respecting Irish man
belongs to club run by a mole covered
Brit?
LIZ
So what about Charles?
JACK
Haven’t I taught you anything? I went
behind your back to hire a no-name
English writer and you’ve done nothing
but fret from the start. Show more
confidence, Lemon. You’ve worked to
hard to let some English scrub
undermine the authority of your ship.
36.
JACK (CONT'D)
(MORE)
38. Don’t put people like Charles on a
PEDESTAL just because he annunciates
with a clear English accent, push him
off the PLANK and steer your writers
back to warmer, funny times.
CUT TO:
INT. LIZ’S OFFICE-MORNING-(DAY FOUR)
(LIZ, CHARLES)
LIZ SIPS FROM HER STARBUCKS COFFEE AS CHARLES COME STORMING
INTO THE ROOM. HE SCRATCHES HIS ARMS ALL OVER.
LIZ
(DISTURBED)
What the hell happened to you?
CHARLES
(FRAZZLED)
I broke out in hives after I sprayed
myself down with Posh Spice spray-on
tan. It must be an allergic reaction.
LIZ
You took that Posh Spice spray-on tan
from Jenna, didn’t you?
CHARLES
I wanted to impress Cerie, she thinks
I’d be kind of cute if I got some
color.
LIZ
Well you know what, Charles, I’m glad
you broke out in hives.
37.
JACK (CONT'D)
(MORE)
39. You can’t keep on taking people’s
stuff without they’re permission.
What’s wrong with you English guys,
you feel like you’re entitled to
everything.
CHARLES
(DEFENSIVE)
What makes you think Americans are so
different?
LIZ
(FIRED UP)
Because last time I checked, we won,
Charles, COLONIAL RULE is over. More
importantly we rule the comedy world.
You guys rule music, we rule comedy.
Then again, I don’t expect you to make
sense of this because you’re nothing
more than an elitist simpleton who
wouldn’t know funny if it crawled up
your knickers. Now, get out of my
office and find yourself a plank to
jump off, your fired.
CHARLES CRIES.
CHARLES
But you can’t fire me Liz. I need this
job or else I loose my royal trust
fund.
38.
LIZ (CONT'D)
40. LIZ
I don’t buy it Charles.
CHARLES
(PLEADING)
I’m not lying.
CHARLES (CONT’D)
I used my father’s American Express
Centurion Card to charge more than one
hundred thousand dollars worth of mole
removal surgery without his
permission. After that, he threatened
to cut me off if I got canned. I’m
begging you Liz, I’ll do anything.
CUT TO:
INT. TRACY’S DRESSING ROOM-AFTERNOON (DAY FOUR)
(DOT COM, GRIZZ, TRACY, CHARLES)
CHARLES ADJUSTS HIS MINK HAT AND STRAIGHTENS THE TIE ON HIS
BUTLER JACKET AS HE ENTERS TRACY’S DRESSING ROOM. TRACY SITS
ON A THROWN, SURROUNDED BY DOT COM AND GRIZZ WHO KEEP ON
TUGGING ON THEIR EXTREMELY TIGHT WEARING TRACY JUNIOR T-
SHIRTS WHILE CHARLES SCRATCHES HIS GAUZE BANDAGED, HIVE
COVERED FACE.
DOT COM
These T-shirts are too small Tracy.
GRIZZ
You kept them in the dryer too long
stupid.
TRACY
Relax guys, you don’t have to worry
about those things anymore.
39.
(MORE)
41. Now, I’ve got my own personal Butler,
say hello to the English Patient,
Charles.
TRACY POINTS TOWARD CHARLES. DOT COM, GRIZZ AND TRACY LAUGH
AS THEY LOOK HIM UP AND DOWN.
CHARLES
You rang Sir, Tracy.
TRACY
Yeah, I got a triple not in my shoe,
untie it, butler boy.
CHARLES GET’S DOWN ON HIS KNEE AND STARES AT THE KNOT ON HIS
SHOE. HE PICKS UP HIS HEAD.
CHARLES
This could take a while.
TRACY
(FAKE BRITISH ACCENT)
You need to use your teeth on those
triple knots, elementary Charles,
elementary.
CHARLES LOWERS HIS HEAD AND BITES INTO THE KNOT WITH HIS
TEETH. TRACY STARES DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA.
TRACY (CONT’D)
(MEL BROOKS, JEWISH ACCENT)
It’s good to be the King.
FADE OUT:
THE END
40.
TRACY (CONT'D)