SNAPCHAT.
CONFESSION TIME: I USE

yes, that snapchat.

REAL CONFESSION TIME: I LOVE
SNAPCHAT. (LIKE REAL EMOJI LOVE )

THIS SLIDESHARE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.

YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE THINKING.

SEXTING.

BOOBS.

WELL GOSH GOLL GEE Y
STOP THINKING SEXTING AND BOOBS.

EVERYONE CLAIMS SNAPCHAT IS “DIRTY.”

(Ok, so that one’s probabl
dirty.) y

but what about the other
fifty million snaps sent daily? (STOP THINKING ABOUT FIFTY MILLION BOOBS. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!)

i’d argue “dirty” isn’t the
right word. (That’s so christina circa 2002)

ugly. let’s call SNAPCHAT what
it is:

u-g-l-y you ain’t got no
alibi. you ugly. yeah. yeah. you ugly. (xxx kisses, love you guys)

WE, THE NON-DIRTY USERS OF
SNAPCHAT, EMBRACE UGLY.

we snap because

we’re over facebook. woof.

we’re tired of OUR fake
friends.

with THEIR perfect lives.

clever profile PICTURES.

UNREAL VACATIONS.

BREAKFASTS FIT FOR A KING.
#foodporn

and WORST OF ALL, THEIR
adorable, “i’d take you over a boyfriend any da puppies. y”

SOMETIMES WE JUST WANT TO
SEE A LITTLE UGLY.

WE WNAT TO BE GOOFY

BE POOFY

AND BE SEEN IN ALL
OF OUR SWEATPANTS GLORY

SO sure some people are
boobing it.

but the rest of us
are just straight goob’ing it.

XOXO STA UGL SNAPCHATTERS. Y
Y