Method for dealing with cursed relics captain jonathan nahtanoj - august 1, 1949
1. Method for Dealing with Cursed Relics
Submitted by Captain Jonathan Nahtanoj
Game Time: Aug 1, 1949 2:26 pm
1. Soak the cursed relic in "Johnny Walker"
2. Rub the cursed relic with a mixture of "Pleasure Drug" and a "Fistful of Coldrex"; both of which can be
ground to a fine powder.
Comment: The evil in the cursed relic is now in a very happy and receptive place.
2. 3. Place the cursed relic in the "Fridge", which serves to cryogenically freeze the evil.
3. 4. Take one’s "Leeches" and submerge them in luke warm tea. The catechins, caffeine, and theanine
in the tea stimulate the leeches, so that they are willing to suck the essence of anything they come in
contact with.
5. Place the cursed relic in a bathtub filled with warm water and add the stimulated leeches. The
leeches will now suck the evil out of the cursed relic.
4. 6. Leeches (and evil) can now be placed in "Microwave"; set on high; and cooked for 5 minutes. This
effectively nukes the leeches and the evil.
