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1. Murphy’s Laws of
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2. Whatever the customer has told you to
prepare for the service call will be
wrong.
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3. A broken lock will always work when
demonstrated for the locksmith.
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4. A dropped part will always roll to the exact
geographic center of the largest available
object for it to roll under.
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5. The probability of the loss or breakage of
any part is directly proportional to the
difficulty of getting a replacement part.
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6. Parts that are difficult to install will freely fall
out on their own.
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7. Parts that go in easily will be extremely hard to
remove, and removal will be necessary to
accomplish the needed repair.
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8. The number of customers that visit your shop is
inversely proportional to the number of employees
you have to wait on them.
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9. The probability of an auto lockout varies
directly with the intensity of the rain.
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10. The length of time it takes to open a vehicle or pick
a lock varies directly with the number of television
and movie characters your customer claims can
do it in only a few seconds.
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11. The number of witnesses available is
inversely proportional to the skill you
demonstrate.
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12. The probability of having someone closing a safe
and spinning the dial while you have the back of
the lock off will vary directly with the square of the
number of people you tell not to touch the safe
while you get something out of the truck.
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13. The more difficult the customer, the more
locksmiths he called.
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I want it open fast and cheap.
Who wants the gig?

14. No matter how low you bid the job there is always
some guy out there willing to do it for less.
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15. Your best apprentice will quit and open a shop
across the street and cut your prices. The one who
is un-trainable will stay with you forever.
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