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L’autre jour, je suis allé au bureau de la Caisse Nationale
d'Assurance Vieillesse pour déposer mon dossier de retraite.
Une employée derrière le guichet me demande une pièce
d'identité pour attester de mon état civil et afin de vérifier
mon âge.
Je cherche dans les poches de mon complet-veston et réalise
que j'ai laissé mon portefeuille à la maison...
Je lui dis que je suis affreusement désolé et que je vais devoir
revenir plus tard avec l’objet en question...
La femme me dit :
Etonné, je l'ouvre laissant apparaître mon torse
couvert de poils gris frisés.
Elle dit :
En arrivant tout excité à la maison, je raconte
l'incident à ma femme qui me dit :
Pourquoi n’as-tu pas
baissé ton pantalon…
Tu aurais sûrement obtenu
aussi une pension d'invalidité!!!
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08 a-la-caisse-nationale-d'assurance-vieillesse

  • 1.
  • 2. Diaporama PPS réalisé pour http://www.diaporamas-a-la-con.com L’autre jour, je suis allé au bureau de la Caisse Nationale d'Assurance Vieillesse pour déposer mon dossier de retraite. Une employée derrière le guichet me demande une pièce d'identité pour attester de mon état civil et afin de vérifier mon âge.
  • 3. Je cherche dans les poches de mon complet-veston et réalise que j'ai laissé mon portefeuille à la maison... Je lui dis que je suis affreusement désolé et que je vais devoir revenir plus tard avec l’objet en question...
  • 4. La femme me dit : Etonné, je l'ouvre laissant apparaître mon torse couvert de poils gris frisés.
  • 5. Elle dit : En arrivant tout excité à la maison, je raconte l'incident à ma femme qui me dit :
  • 7. Tu aurais sûrement obtenu aussi une pension d'invalidité!!!
  • 8. D’autres sur: Diaporamas-a-la-con.com Le site des meilleurs diaporamas humoristiques [Attention le passage du pointeur de souris dans ce cadre déclenche un lien vers le site]