35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
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If you've ever picked up a newspaper, then surely you've seen the police blotters section. We found 35 of the most hilarious and ridiculous police blotters that have ever been printed!
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35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
- 1. 35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
- 2. 1. It sounds like they should have called a couples counselor, not the police
- 3. 2. Well, that was helpful!
- 4. 3. Who knew elk were such cooperative animals?
- 5. 4. For the record, this didn’t happen in Colorado
- 6. 5. Yep . . . I’m sure that’s exactly what happened
- 7. 6. Seems legit . . .
- 8. 7. Watch out for fugitive cows on your next bike ride
- 9. 8. In his defense, peanuts are pretty suspicious
- 10. 9. Small piles, however, are out of their jurisdiction
- 11. 10. Hopefully the officers gave her the number for pizza delivery
- 12. 11. Bad timing
- 13. 12. Knives, baseball bats, and billy clubs are child’s play. But a rolling pin? Now that’s serious business
- 14. 13. I wonder if my cat has a gun hiding somewhere?
- 15. 14. A real-life ninja turtle
- 16. 15. I’d love to see who fell for this trick
- 17. 16. Yes, sadly people like this do exist
- 18. 17. It’s obvious who wears the whiskers in that household
- 19. 18. At least it wasn’t named “Fire”
- 20. 19. “AND they were all wearing masks!”
- 21. 20. It’s okay, Arnold makes everyone nervous
- 22. 21. Ya don’t say?
- 23. 22. And the prime suspect is . . .
- 24. 23. Must have been a Chipotle burrito. Have you seen the size of those things?
- 25. 24. Note to self: clean glasses daily
- 26. 25. Do they sell anti-force fields at Walmart?
- 27. 26. Best late night snack ever
- 28. 27. They also received a report of someone stealing the contents of round bins left on the street
- 29. 28. Some people just can’t resist playing the game
- 30. 29. Maybe the duck didn’t want to deal with medical bills
- 31. 30. Ignorance is bliss
- 32. 31. If it was a half-dollar, he would have called for backup
- 33. 32. Dang it, squirrels! Get it together.
- 34. 33. The police don’t like it when you call them to insult your spouse
- 35. 34. They just wanted to go on a little joyride
- 36. 35. The horse then handed the officer sunscreen and asked if he could get its back
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