1. Some of the artists of the ‘60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers…

2. “ Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash” Bobby Darin

3. “ Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker” Herman’s Hermits

4. “ I Get By With a Little Help From Depends” Ringo Starr

5. “ How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?” The Bee Gees

6. “ The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face” Roberta Flack

7. “ I Can’t See Clearly Now” Johnny Nash

8. “ Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver” Paul Simon

9. “ Once, Twice, Three Time to the Bathroom” The Commodores

10. “ Heard It Through the GrapeNuts” Marvin Gaye

11. “ A Whiter Shade of Hair” Procol Harem

12. “ You Make Me Feel Like Napping” Leo Sayer

13. “ Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone” The Temptations

14. “ Denture Queen” ABBA

15. “ Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall” Tony Orlando

16. “ I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore” Helen Reddy

17. “ It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To” Leslie Gore

18. “ On the Commode Again” Willie Nelson