Presented at the Museum Computer Network, Washington, D.C., 11-13-2008. See the accompanying pdf of the text (with footnotes and references!) for the full story. Note that these are the author\\\'s views about what *might* happen at the Smithsonian - - this is not official policy. NOTE: this content is in the public domain (I'm a federal employee) but SlideShare doesn't let me tag it that way.