This document contains a list of jokes and questions about retirement. Some of the jokes poke fun at how retirees seem to always be busy but never finish tasks, like taking all day to change a light bulb. Others joke that retirees consider normal activities like long lunches to be their definition of retirement. Overall, the document paints retirement as a time of relaxing activities and taking life at a slower pace with a focus on enjoying each day.

1. Summer Place ─ Andy Williams Why I like retirement

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