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Startups and Bollywood

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Bollywood & Startups: Emotion, Drama, Tragedy and more. This is made just for fun. Keep focus on your startup, keep building your product. And have lots of fun while you do that.

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Startups and Bollywood

  1. 1. Bollywood & Startups Iss story mein emotion hai, drama hai, trageddy hai!!07 January, 2012pj | twitter.combeingpractical | www.beingpractical.com
  2. 2. Bollywood & Startups #1 Founders “Bhai, tension nahin lene ka bhai”Bollywood & Startups!
  3. 3. Bollywood & Startups #2 Launch Schedule "Tarkikh par tarikh” "Tarkikh par tarikh”Bollywood & Startups!
  4. 4. Bollywood & Startups #3 Product “Startup sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalta hai – Product, product aur product!Bollywood & Startups!
  5. 5. Bollywood & Startups #4 Bootstrapping Funded Company: “Aaj mere pass visitors hai, top-line hai, investor hai, tere pass kya hai?” Bootstrapper: “Mere pass profits hai!”Bollywood & Startups!
  6. 6. Bollywood & Startups #5 Acquisition “Yeh haath humko de de Thakur!”Bollywood & Startups!
  7. 7. Bollywood & Startups #6 VC Portfolio “Arrey oh baabu mushoy. Yeh portfolio companies to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain re… Jiski dor Google / Facebook / Amazon ke haathon main hai. Kab, kaun, kahan, kisko acquire karega - ye koi nahin janta.”Bollywood & Startups!
  8. 8. Bollywood & Startups #7 eCommerce “I love you eeeee................ eCommerce.”Bollywood & Startups!
  9. 9. Bollywood & Startups #8 Big Vision “100 crores ka valuation... Main ab sharafat ki zindagi jeeunga... Mere Dil ke kone main chupaya hua ek sapna pura karonga.... Main Ecommerce company kholunga. Haazaro categories, unke croredo products, aur arabo daily orders... Aur order deliver karne ke liye logistic service bhi mein hi dunga... main Cash on Delivery bhi karonga... Ecommerce ka Baadshah aur Customer Satisfaction ka Raja... Kart, AnotherKart.com.”Bollywood & Startups!
  10. 10. Bollywood & Startups #9 Entrepreneurial Spirit “NA sunta nahin hoon mein.”Bollywood & Startups!
  11. 11. Bollywood & Startups #10 (Spam) Marketing “Tumhe charo taraf se humne ne gher liya gaya hai, Apne aap ko hamare hawale kar do..”Bollywood & Startups!
  12. 12. Bollywood & Startups #10 Unexplained Feelings for Investor “Aiye ji sunte ho.... Aap bade woh hein.”Bollywood & Startups!
  13. 13. Bollywood & Startups #11 Too much Advice “Advisor ne kaha feature chod do… Investor ne kaha vertical ko chod do..... Ab tum kehto ho ye product hi chod do”Bollywood & Startups!
  14. 14. Bollywood & Startups #12 Pivot “Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein.”Bollywood & Startups!
  15. 15. Bollywood & Startups #13 Milestones “Mogambo Khush hua!”Bollywood & Startups!
  16. 16. Bollywood & Startups #14 Due Diligence “Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga.”Bollywood & Startups!
  17. 17. Bollywood & Startups #15 Herd Mentality “Loha garam hai, maar do hathoda.” ^ Original Superhit ^ <- Duplicate Duplicate ->Bollywood & Startups!
  18. 18. Bollywood & Startups #15 Successful Entrepreneur “Rote hue aate hain sab, hansataa huaa jo jaaegaa.. Vo muqaddar kaa sikandar jaaneman kahalaaegaa”Bollywood & Startups!
  19. 19. Bollywood & Startups #16 Entrepreneurship “Jaani, yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi.., Haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai”Bollywood & Startups!
  20. 20. Bollywood & Startups #17 Rajinikanth can.. Only Rajinikanth can - • Have order confirmation page as homepage. Rajini knows what you want. • Have 0% Cash-on-Delivery returns • You don’t call Rajinikanth’s customer support number. He calls you before that. • Optimize Google.com for Search Engine Optimization • Social Media: Facebook likes Rajinikanth; No one follows Rajinikanth. There has to be a little bit of Rajinikanth in every Entrepreneur.Bollywood & Startups!
  21. 21. # Okay! Now lets get back and build our startups! “Kyonki… Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost…..”Bollywood & Startups!
  22. 22. Thank You! This ppt is made for fun. Focus on your startup / Build your product. And enjoy while you do that! Note: All thoughts, concepts mentioned and views expressed are made in personal capacity. All brands mentioned here owned by respective owners.Follow me: twitter.com/beingpractical Write to me: pj@beingpractical.com

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