This document is a transcript of a quiz game that mocks and teases the player for incorrect or nonsensical answers. It consists of 10 multiple choice questions on silly topics like why chickens cross the road or where unicorns live. The quiz master taunts and insults the player for getting questions wrong or providing answers other than the expected ones, acknowledging that the quiz lacks seriousness or structure. In the end, the player is told they won but are given no real prize, as the quiz was simply meant to be amusing rather than an actual test of knowledge.
20. Q4
Where does Santa live?
The North Pole
The South Pole
Santa doesn’t exist!
21. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST
CLICKED THAT!
HE DOES NOT EXIST! IF HE
DIDN’T THEN WHO BRINGS
YOU THE PRESENTS!!!!
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22. OMG!!!
Penguins live in the South
Pole!
The things that look like
a zebra, but their birds,
and they walk on two
feet, and they arent
striped!
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23. Q5
What do you call a deer
with no eyes?
Blind
Stupid
Deaf
No i’d dea
24. The dear aint stupid!
You are!
LMAO!!!
I crack myself up
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25. If this was a serious quiz
then maybe this would be
correct...
But this aint serious so…
YOUR WRONG!
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26. You have got to be
kidding me…
You chose ‘deaf’…
I should put a question
in that’s like this:
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27. Q6
Whats 50% of 550 divided
by 15 the double it and
then divided by 5?
8 6
60 80
28. Q6
Whats 50% of 550 divided
by 15 the double it and
then divided by 5?
80 60
8 6