Travel the World. Happy Journey

1. A collection of classic travel quotes to sharing lighthearted wit about the joys and sorrows of travel.

2. 1. ―When you come to a fork in the road….take it‖ – Yogi Berra

3. 2. ―Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip
in kilometers.‖ – George Carlin

4. 3. ―If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all.‖ – Ronald
Reagan

5. 4. ―I’ve been to Paris. And it ain’t that pretty at all.‖ – Warren Zevon

6. 5. ―Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely
lengthens the conversations.‖ — Elizabeth Drew

7. 6. ―Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a
moving monument to the many brave women and men who have
died trying to visit it.‖ – Dave Barry

8. 7. ―The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few
exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently
situated right here in the United States.‖ – Dave Barry

9. 8. ―Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to
travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.‖ – Charles Kuralt

10. 9. ―The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists
recognize you as a tourist.‖ – Russell Baker

11. 10. ―You can find your way across this country using burger joints
the way a navigator uses stars.‖ – Charles Kuralt

12. 11. ―You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going,
because you might not get there.‖ – Yogi Berra

13. 12. ―Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed
the river.‖ – Old Haitian Proverb

14. 13. ―Canada is the vichyssoise of nations – it’s cold, half French and
difficult to stir.‖ – Stuart Keate

15. 14. ―On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can
throw up for nothing.‖ – Lewis Grizzard

16. 15. ―Gaiety is among the most outstanding features of the Soviet
Union.‖ – Joseph Stalin

17. 16. ―San Francisco is like granola. Take away all the fruits and the
nuts and all you have left are the flakes.‖ – Unknown

18. 17. ―France is the only country where the money falls apart and you
can’t tear the toilet paper.‖ – Billy Wilder

19. 18. ―Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.‖ –
Steve Martin

20. 19. ―Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube.
There are some things one would rather have done than do.‖ –
Edward Abbey

21. 20. ―There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by
experience. And then there is California.‖ – Edward Abbey

22. 21. ―If you are going through hell, keep going.‖ – Winston Churchill

23. 22. ―I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit
going to those places‖. – Henny Youngman

24. 23. ―Two great talkers will not travel far together.‖ – Spanish
Proverb

25. 24. ―Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.‖ – Yogi
Berra

26. 25. ―I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.‖ – George Bernard
Shaw

27. 26. ―I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty
percent of them were female.‖ – Raymond Floyd

28. 27. ―Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.‖ – Unknown

29. 28. ―When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your
money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money‖. – Unknown

30. 29. ―Knock Knock! Who’s there? Tibet! Tibet who? Early Tibet and
early to rise!‖ – Aha Jokes

31. 30. ―Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.‖ – Mark
Twain