Far away from Eden Ep.9.3.: Untold Stories
Chapter 9.3. of my Far away from Eden-Apocalegacy: Beware of what you wish for - it could kill you..
Family Name: Outside
Lot Name: RL 1 x 1 by Andi8104
Categories: Horror,Komoedie,Lebensgeschichten der Sims

Hello and welcome to another episode
of the Far away from Eden
Apocalegacy - wow, it's been a long
time (writers block, final exams,
neighborhood destroyed, Sims 3 came
out etc.... I'm slow, but persistent...),
so let's see if anyone still wants to read
this...
And despite various rumours: this is
still an apocalegacy, I'm playing by
the rules, and yes, the subplots have
taken over, I'm helpless against that...
but there is to hope, that it can be
fixed within time...
For rules and stories see
www.boolprop.com.

March... March... March...
March... March... March...
MARCH... MARCH... MARCH...

'Hehehe... yesss, march, my soldiers,
kill, pillage, burn...'
'... and don't forget the torturing,
torturing is always fun...'
'...and humiliation! Humiliation is
essential to break people
completely!'
'Sauron, eat your heart out! We are
the real deal!'
'WEEEEEH! GO, TEAM EVIL!
WE'VE WON, WE'VE....!'

SKRRREEEEETCH!
.... rewind.... rewind... rewind... rewind...
rewind... rewind...

...STOP!
Time: a few months earlier
Location: Safehood
Lot: Natural Retreat
Family: Outside

....I am your father!"
" NOO... *delete* *delete* *delete*

" No, this doesn't sound right... not
with this face. How about... yes, she's
rather like discussing with herself if
she should give him the satisfaction to
respond to the single most overused
line in movie history or..."
----
Remember? the picture on the screen - I
mean the picture on the screen in the
picture on your screen, not your... oh,
forget it...- is from Episode 7.3, when
Plutonium told his daughter that... oh,
just go read the former chapters again,
alright?

" Nemo! Kids! Dinnertime! "
"... what? Already so late? Ehr, Ciel,
honey, can you put my meal in the
fridge? I've nearly finished this
chapter, so I..."
" OH NO! Not again! You always say
that! We are all going to have a meal
together now, and that's final!"
" *sigh*, yes 'Mum'..."
" WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"Nothing, nothing..."
--------
Ciel, from LorinV60's 'Romancing the
apocalypse' - thank you for uploading her,
Lorin! If she would be real, I would so be
dating her... ;)

"... *munch* *crunch*... mmm,
delicious... marvelous... fantastic...
*gulp*..."
" Thank you... but dear, please mind
your table manners... and don't think,
I'm letting you back to the computer
today!"
" Oooooooooooooh......"
" *Giggle*... okay, Mr. Puppyeyes, but
for the rest of the week - you're mine
then!"
" *Huu* - this woman is just too HOT
for me...."
------
Meet the... no, not Robinsons, the
Outsides, also from LorinsV60: Mina
(Pony tail), Nicole (Red top), Emily
(child) and Neil (toddler) Outside -
*sigh*, I wish, founding a family in RL
would be that easy...

"...sooo, Dad, how's your story going?"
" *Munch* ... great, just great, dear...
*crunch* "
That's fantastic, Daddy, you are soooo
cool... by the way, can I have my own
room?"
" *Urrrg*, so much for subtlety... 'by
the way, can I have my own room?' -
Nicole, you're stupid!"
" *Sniff* DAD! MINA IS MEAN TO
ME AGAIN!"
" YOU LITTLE...!"
" *Munch*... girls, without being
unkind, but... what is this all about?"

" It's all Mina's fault! She just can't
dance!"
"ME? You are the one who...!"
"Dance? What for a dance?"
" Dad, I want to become a World Class
Dancer..."
"... and I a Professional Party Guest, so
dancing is essential!"
"Well, girls, actually you'd need body
and not dance skill to become a
dancer, and a partygoer only needs...
but never mind... "

"...anyway, I need my own room,
because Mina..."
" You, you are the one who can't...
Dad, she made me trip and nearly
kicked me in the chin!"
" NOT TRUE, I...."

"... and on top of that, you're totally
ton-deaf!"
" W-What?"

" Yes, the way you treat the violine -
terrible!"
" I... I... WAAAAAAAAAH!"
" Mina, stop making your older sister
cry!"
" Pfff, now it's my fault again,and only
because she has more Nice Points..."
----
Mina: 7 Nice Points
Nicole: 9 Nice Points

" *Ehem* Sisters, if I may cut in: why
don't you try to overcome your
differences and instead of accusing
each other, try to help each other to
advance both your dancing abilities?
Or as an offer: I have already
mastered dancing, I could teach
you..."
" Oho, it's Ms. Prodigy talking again...
beat it, twerp, this is a conversation
between grownups..."
----
Emily: 10 Nice points

" That's enough, Mina! Emily is right,
you have to..."
" *Munch* Thunder.. *Munch* ..ome
la.. *Munch* "
" *Glare* ... and would you please stop
talking with a full mouth, dear?!"
" Haha-lalala...*Munch!* *Munch!*
*Munch!*"
" *sigh*... et tu, Neill?"

" *Ehrhem*- I said, since there doesn't
seem to be any possibility to settle
your differences peacefully, I'll invoke
Thunderdome Law on the whole
issue, as it was stated in the Case 'Mad
Max III vs. Aunty...."
" Dad, you're talking lawyerish again,
nobody understands, what you’re
saying'..."
" In short, 'two girls enter, one girl
leaves' - if one of you wants to have
her own room, you just have to kill
your sister!"

" WHAAAAAATTTT????!"
" NEMO! "
" ... but of course, since your mother
would kill ME then, I'd have to revive
your sister immediately... the costs for
the Re-Surrect-O-nomitron will of
course go off from your pocket
money, so she'll probably return as a
zombie... and then of course, we're
back where we started, so we'll have
again to..."
" Dad.. stop. Em, how was that with
the dancing lessons again? "

" See, my little Neil? It is totally easy
to raise children, you just have to
push the right buttons to..."
" Adda!"
...what do you mean, the introduction
of our family sucked?"
" Whamma!"
"... okay, perhaps I overdid a bit
with... but I only wanted to emphasize
our daily chaotic..."
" DojDoj!"
" *Sigh* your going to be a critic one
day, aren't you?"
-----
Neill: 1 Nice point...

*ding* *dong*
"...whew, saved by the bell... I wonder,
who it can be?"

" Lor! Blue! Hey, good to see you!"
" Nemo, old bulkhead, how's married
life going?"
" Well, I'm not dead yet, so I guess I'm
a winner... nah, kidding..."
" Oh Lor, what should I do with him?
Give him up for adoption or sell him
to the zoo? He's driving me crazy!"
" Alright, you're really a match made
in heaven... or hell, whatever fits
better...!"

"... okay, you fruitcakes, since you've
already agreed to make fun of me - if
anyone needs me, I'm in the kitchen,
cleaning up, planning my escape from
this lunacy... the usual stuff..."
"Oooo... and I had already some jokes
prepared about your... OWWW, okay,
okay... stop hitting the helmet, I'm
quiet, I'm quiet... *sigh* love hurts... a
lot...."

" ... Well then, Mr. Nemo, since you're
so busy with being the family guy -
how is work on the Eden's going?"
" Well, it slowed down a bit, but I am
confident..."
"... And now, what I am really dying
to know: which Nemo are you?!"
" I beg your pardon?"
" I mean: according to the story, the
'real' Nemo is captured - and there
seems to be a doppleganger with
him... then there is the doppleganger
in Sonicdude's Neighborhood, who
fathered - or mothered - these two
girls, Christina and Rose, then there is
one in the Simself Lair, then one...
anyway, and now there is you, who
actually seems to write the story about
it... it gets a bit confusing... "

"... Alright, alright, understood, I
confess, it is a bit complicated... but in
short: I AM the 'real' Nemo!"
"... so the one captured by Uranium
who is presumed to be the 'real' one is
also just a Doppleganger?"
" No, he is the 'real' one as well!"

"What???"
" *Sigh*Look, I said, it's a bit
complicated...you are both familiar with
the whole 'Original' and 'Doppleganger'
thing, right?"
"...yeah... there is the original Simself
with all the Simself-power, and there are
the Dopplegangers he or she created,
who can go visit other places or
neighborhoods, but are limited in their
powers... correct?"
" Right! Or at least almost - about the
original... the other 'original' Nemo is the
from the Far away from Eden
neighborhood - while I am the 'original'
one of this neighborhood...same game,
different hoods, therefore one 'original'
Nemo per hood, understood?"
"..but isn't this whole original thing kinda
like 'there can only be one'..?"
"...If you slice someone into two exact
halves, atoms and all, then replenish
both halves, so you get two persons with
the same memories etc., who is the
Original?"
"Oookay, makes sense... but if you are..
original, can't you do anything about...
the 'other' original Nemo...?..I mean,
Simself-power and all?"

" Well, actually I could!.. but it would
destroy the plot..."
" What??"
" Look, I know,what happened in the
FafE-neighborhood is not really nice...
and I bet, if Anais knew, that I could
solve everything in an instant but
won't do, she'd kill me... but hey, let
Uranium have her fifteen minutes of
fame for capturing an 'original'
Simself and taking 'control' of 'a'
neighborhood, before we return to
business as usual... I mean, come on,
do you really think, she can actually
succeed with her 'Vampire army'
thing or this 'evil breeding ground'
plan?"
"So you just intend to wait and... and
what about the other 'original'
Nemo?"
" Would do exactly the same as I do...
we are both original, after all...
besides, there have already been taken
steps to rescue him, right?"

" Oh yes, of course, Agent Snuggles is
on the case after all!"
" Right, Blue, she'll find the other
original Nemo, Uranium grinds her
teeth, the neighborhood returns to be
a 'normal' vampocalypse... *yawn* "
" ... you don't really sound happy
about that..."

" Yeah, well, see... as I said, lets have
Uranium her fun to be the villain and
us the fun to watch her... but what
then?..."
" Probably woohooing, raising
children, climbing the career ladder,
lifting restrictions, getting rid of the
elder, then repeat... an apocalypse
challenge after all?"
"...Ehr, yes, exactly... but what if...
what if it would be possible to make
the current situation even worse?"
"... you lost us there..."

" I mean, what if Uranium is only the
start, a mere beginning of the real
armageddon... what if a new villain
enters the stage, even more sinister,
more evil, more, more... well, just
absolutely evil!"
"...you don't mean...?!"
" Yes, exactly, I plan to unleash an
unspeakable evil mastermind into this
world, evil incarnated, that makes
Uranium look like a wimp, someone
so evil, that the name alone makes
you pee your pants, so evil, that the
sheer thought makes you faint, so
bloody, that....!"
" Why in the world would you want
to do THAT???!!!"

"... oh, just curious, I want to see, how
this works out... I mean, I'm a Simself,
we're all Simselfs, we constantly do
crazy stuff like that... so, do you like
the idea?"

"...Ehhrr, well... Nemo...how should I
say this, but...?"
" oh, don't worry, I know, it might
take a lot of hard, bonecrunching
work, but I'm highly motivated to do
this, with evil armies, scary
fortresses...but thanks for your
sympathy, Lor."
" ... that's not what I meant, I rather
meant that...."

"..this is completely and utterly
$%&??%$%!"
" ...ehr, yeah, something like that..."
" You... don't like the idea, Blue?"
" No, I don't like the idea at all!
Absolute Evil? An armageddon
within an apocalypse? That's $%&??$!
I mean, that's the stuff, that ruins
stories! Better butcher the characters
right now, at least the readers are
spared the stupidity..."

"... I mean, look, I know, you like to
tell stories, but this? I don't care so
much about the murder and mayhem
- but a new villain? And the whole: o,
this villain is so evil, so bad, so... that
sounds rather like the child, that
wants the biggest piece of cake, even
if it knows, that it gets belly ache
later... it is just unrealistic! "

" But... but this is story IS unrealistic, I
mean, all these vampires, zombies, an
evil Alien, the paradise..."
" I mean, it's unrealistic in the sense
how you want to create this villain...
so powerful and all that stuff, that is
the problem - you are creating an evil
Mary-Sue!"
"..."
"... and not to forget, you are still
writing an Apocalegacy, right? If you
now include an 'evil-super-villain'-
subplot - I bet, you won't be finished,
before Sims 3 comes out."
"..."
----------
[NOTE (2014): Blue was of course
wrong… I didn’t even get finished before
Sims 4 came out!  ]

" Hey now, don't take it so hard - you
wanted my opinion, right? I don't say,
you shouldn't do it, I just think it's not
a good idea, okay? It's still your
decision..."
"..."
" Hey, HelloO! Someone in there?"
"..."

Later:
"... Nemo?"
"..."

... much later..
"Nemo!"
"..."
"...okay, if you don't want to talk with
me, fine, then I'm not talking with you
either..!"
"..."
"..!"
"..."
"..!"
"... okay, okay, I'll talk, just stop it...
sheesh, how can silence be so
threatening...?"

"So, Mr. Outside - what is the
problem?"
" *sigh*it is a bit complicated, Ciel..."
" Somebody criticised one of your
ideas and now you are hiding
embarassed inside your helmet,
because you can't stand criticism,
right?"
" Urg... is it that obvious?"
" *sigh*, my man, the mimosa - look,
you can't force anyone to like your
story, as well as no one can force you
how to write it - it is your decision!
And aside from that - I would be
happy if someone would give me tips
now and then to show me how I
should or should not do something...
it's better then getting the cold
shoulder and no comment at all, you
know..."
"... Ciel..."
" Yes...?"

"...do you know how much I love
you?"
"OoOohoh... Mr. Outside, what are
you doing?"
" Guess what,...?"

"....woooohooooo!"

... later (much, much later... ;)
"...Ciel is of course right - and Blue is
right too, that whole 'evil'-thing was
nonsense, I should stick with the main
story - sorry Mrs. Bethoria, but you
are going to the bin, no use for you!
And about Bethany - well, I guess she
would be happy to hear, that she
won't turn evil... I mean, that was the
biggest problem after all, how could
such a nice girl turn evil, it's
ridiculous, what was I thinking...?
Okay, so, lets start a new chapter...
well, Bethany is of course still
captured by Plutonium and her
Grandmother, we need an Escape
plan for... ah, I know! Booger, you're
my hero - literally! I mean, he
survived his family and all, I bet he
knows, how to help his halfsister
Bethany..."

"... bye, Halfsis, have fun in in
university!"
" Oh, thank you, thank you Booger, for
helping to escape my father and his evil
Mother... but what will they say, if they
see, that I escaped... won't they ask you,
how that could happen? And what will
they do,if they find out,that it was you,
who...?"
" Oh, don't worry, Sis, I'll just tell them,
that Dad forgot to lock the prison door...
Grandma will believe me and just beat
up Dad, problem solved... "
"... and you really want to stay with
them?"
"Hey, they're still my family after all...
and don't think, every Apocalypso is
evil, the others are rather nice... but you
should go now, or they'll catch you!
"Okay, bye, little big halfbrother, I'll
never forget you!"
------
..and done! Phew, took a bit strength, but it's
for the best. Sorry Bethoria, but you and your
evil armies, scary towers, conquering
neighborhoods or whatsoever will never be
reality..., instead we're back at the 'normal'
apocalypse... nothing has happened,
nothing...

...except for Bethany reaching 'her'
families uni lot and transitioning into a
Young Adult...
"... Phew, boy, I've finally arrived... oh
man, but what should I tell Bea and
Brian, where I was... or Mom? I think,
it's the best I don't tell them at all...
and why should I? Nobody needs to
know, who my father or grandmother
is... I mean, it's not important! I am
not an Apocalypso, I'm an Eden,
right?! Yes, 100% Eden! Right! I'm not
into evil things, I'm not bad, I'm good,
totally good, and I'm all about doing
good and bringing this neighborhood
back to a normal state, like my
Grandparents, my mother or my
brother and sister... hey, I should ask
her, how to get good grades... I mean,
it's Bea I'm talking about, if she
doesn't know, who does...?"

"Hi Bea, here I am, what's for dinner -
haha, kidding, I know we only do
outings..!"
"Beth, thank heavens! Mom nearly broke
the phone restriction, when you failed to
arrive here in time! What happened?!"
"Oh, nothing, nothing at all, I was soo
not abducted by evil aliens - haha,
kidding again, it were just...ehr... oh
yeah, zombie werewolf vampires, they
chased me around the neighborhood, but
they so did not throw me into their secret
hideout, and I so not meet any
halfsiblings... ehr, I mean..."
" Beth, everything okay?"
" Oh, yes, totally okay, I'm good, totally
good, I...am only excited to finally start
my studies... by the way Sis, how can I
become a good student to get a good job
and easily lift a restriction to end the
apocalypse, hm, hm?"
"Well, to become a top rate student like
me, you have of course to study hard
and - hey, are you trying to distract me
from digging deeper into what
happened?"
"No, no, no, no at all - so, ehr, 'study
hard...' and then?"
" Well, then bla-bla-bla..."

Later:
"...and then you bla-bla-bla skill
increase bla-bla-bla friendships bla-
bla-bla exam bla-bla-bla professors
bla-bla-bla..."

much, much later:
"... bla-bla-bla and if you keep all that
in mind, you're on the 'Best of the
Best'- List in no time!"
" *snore*... Hu? I'm good... I mean, I'm
awake, sorry, just got tired a second!"
" Do you want me to repeat it?"
" No, no... I already got it - skills, term
papers, professors, hard work...
thanks, sis!"

- Step 1 Top Rate Student Program: Skills
-
" Annnnd - Top! Whew, finally, all
Skills maximized - but, hey, why is
there only one bar floating above my
head, there should be three...!.. stupid
glitches...."

- Step 1 Top Rate Student Cheating
program -
"... h-hey! What does that mean,
'Cheating program'? I did not...!"
" ... *smooch* annnd... last skill
maximized!"
"Brian! What... what are you doing? "
" Maximizing my Skills, Sis,
maximizing my Skills... and all under
supervision of the prof, hehe..."
" But... but that's unfair, I've studied
hard reading all these books and you
just...!"
" Hey! Do you know, how difficult it
is to do all these dates and outings? I
had to do 54 dates, 132 Outings to get
so far...!"
"... forget it, I'm off writing my term
paper 'How to get top through hard
and good... I mean honest work'..."

-Step 2 - Top Rate Student Programm:
term papers-
And - TADA! One first class exam...
and now I have to do some term
papers, to maximize my bar for this
semester and..."

-Step 2 Top Rate Student Cheating
Program -
"... again? Brian!"
" *Mphl* - yup Sis?"
" Stop humping your prof's! it's
disgusting!"
" Disgusting? Professor, do you think,
it's disgusting?"
" ... take me, you shmexy hunk!"
" ... I give up..."

- Step 3 Top Rate Student...
" Yeah, yeah, zip it... Professor, I have
to protest against my brothers
attempts to gain all his college
achievements by... well, I think,
achievements in college should be
made through study and hard work
only..."
"...dear, why are you so against it?"
" Well, because it is cheating, and
cheating is bad... I mean wrong, it is
wrong!"
"... dear, there is nothing wrong with
that, it's an Eaxis feature, that students
can hump their profs to...."
" LALALALALA... I can't hear you,
LALALALA...."

- Step 3 Top Rat Student Chea....
" WOOHOO! "
" Bro, you are worse than a rabbit!"
" ... What now? This is part of MY
final term paper: 'How does the
interior of a sauna look during
woohoo (it's white and cubic)?' "

- Step 4 Top Rate Student Program:
Success -
" Congratulations, Beth - you've
completed your first term and made it
into the Best List!"
" *snore*..."
"... Beth?"

" *Snore*... *yawn*... just five more
minutes, mom... "
" BETH!"
" HUH! WHAT? I'm goo... I mean, I'm
awake, sorry..."
" Beth, what is wrong?"
" No-nothing, I'm good, Sis, I mean
I'm okay...it's just a bit exhausting
being good... I mean top, top...!"
" Well, then... how about advancing
some more Skills, hm?"
" More skills..? but I already have all
skills maximized..."

"... and your badges skills, how about
that?"
" That? But that is not necessary for
uni..."
"... but good for money, and you
know, there is still the thing with
legacy points..."
" oh, no...."

... much later...
"... silver... that's enough, I need a
break... why would I need a Gold
Robot Badge anyway? It's not that we
are allowed a servo..."

"... but Toys are okay, Sis... I'm
finished with my Gold Toy Badge,
you might take over now..."
"... "

"... I can't ... I'm spent... I don't feel
go... I mean not very well... "
" Already? But you only got Bro..."
" STOP! Sis, I want to be g... top, but if
this goes on, I'll go crazy... after all, I
still have a romance aspiration, I need
some love..."
" And here I wondered, how you
could keep this up without ever... oh
well, that can be changed..."

"... up to the downtown, guys!"
" Yeah, party! Lets date some
downtown hotties...!"
" No, Bro, I actually meant our
community business, the barn..."
" Oh, okay, then I'll serve the female
customers, hehehe...."
" Brrr... Bea, tell Brian to stop this
'hehehe' laughing, it gives me
goosebumps..."

"... okay, I'm off to the stage practicing
my singing, Brian can work at the
robot bench in the cellar, Beth can
practice her styling..."
"Hey, I thought, we wanted to relax?"
" Well, you're romance, right? What
better way to get a partner then to
adjust a persons looks for a high
attraction? That way you can combine
skilling with romancing!"
" But... but I don't know how to
style..."
" Just one more reason to learn it!"
" Sis, you're cruel and inhuman, you
know that...?"

"... and now, for all my future fans,
once I graduate, achieve the top of the
music career and become a rock
goddess, I'll sing for you..."
" ... oh pieper, your new style is
amazing... rowr, you're waking the
wolf inside me... and outside too..."
" Brian! I thought, I ordered you to
work at the toy bench..."
"... and I said I will take care of the
female customers... and since Beth has
some trouble with the make-up...well,
someone has to repair the damage...
ehr, as I said, Pieper, you're totally..."

" Mhm, *smoooosh*... oh Star...."
" Brian! What are you... she wasn't
even on the styling chair...!"
" PR, Sis, PR... when I'm done, she'll
even sit on the hot chair, hehe..."
" Brian Eden, I told you to...!"
" Okay, that's it! You're ordering me
around, you're ordering Beth around...
we are NOT your army of zombies or
whatever you think of us!"
"I'm only helping you both to increase
our chances to master your..."
" I know, and we are grateful, alright?
But sometimes fun is important, too -
so, come on, stop being so goal-
oriented all the time, and join us
having some fun - so, lame or game?"
"... ... ... if you put it that way, then..."

I'M GAME, YOU'RE LAME! Ha, you
did not expect that, what?"
" Hey unfair, wait till I... Uff, okay,
Star, no one messes with the Big Bad
Wu... umpfh!"
" HEY! What is going on here? You
dare not to skill and instead do pillow
fights?!"
" Oh, Uncle Antoine... we... we were
just..."
"... and you didn't invite me?!! You
will have to pay dearly for that... after
all, your mother didn't call me
without reason the 'Pillow-thrower of
DOOM', HARHARHAR...!"

"... and so, we all had a lot of fun in
the end."
"... wow, that's really amazing...
especially the hints about the whole
'evil' thing... and it's true, what you
said last chapter about your sister,
there is some similarity in your
style..."
"... I beg your pardon?"
" Oh, ups, of course, it has not
happened, right? You don't know
what...oh just forget it..."
" What, what what, has happened, I
don't understand...?"
" Ehr...HEY, WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE WITH MAKEUP? THAT'LL
COST YOU ONE STAR!"
" Eeep... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... look, I
just got my Gold Style Badge, I'll fix it,
I'll fix it..."

"... Phew, glad I could fix her
makeup... but what did she mean with
that 'evil' thing... and why am I
working at the robot bench now, I
thought, I said, it's worthless to get a
gold robot badge when we can't have
a serv..?.. dang, Gold again, I'm really
out of my mind today..."

"... 998... 999... 100.000! Wonderful, ah,
ah, ah..."
" BRIAN!"
" Yup, what's up, Sis?"
" Don't. do. that. ever. again!"
" What? Counting money?"
"... no, but this imitation of... and why
are you counting money in the first
place? Shouldn't you... entertain the
female customers, I mean...?"
" *Sigh*... it's Bea again, she thinks I
need to learn some 'discipline'...
stupid older sister with her stupid ... "

"... Oh hey, hey, hey, look, what have
we there?"
" Oh my...!"
" *grin* - looks like Big Sis want to get
lucky..."
" BRIAN! She's engaged, and he is...
aside the fact that he's a zombie, so
'till death do us part' does not really
apply... but still, that's not go... not
right!"
" Eh? On what planet were you born,
Mrs. Romance Aspiration....?..no, I
take that back, you had less woohoo
then...!"
urge... to kill... rising...
" Woah! Sis, you... sound really scary
suddenly..."
" Oh, No...
Imgoodimgoodimgoodimgoodimgoo
d...!!!"
"... everything okay, Beth?"
" YES...!... I mean, let's go home, I had
enough downtown today...."

" *Sigh*... finally home..."
"Helloho, my three little pretties...!"
" Greetings, dear future wife and
relatives... *snicker* sorry, couldn't
resist..."
" Mom! Mr. Nick! Oh, and Mrs.
Prof...hehehe, missed me?"
" Our dear brother... *sigh* ... hello,
Mom..."
"... Oh Beth, I'm so happy you're
okay... when you didn't arrive here I
thought...what happened?"

"... oooh, it was nothing, Mom,
nothing, I'm go... I'm okay, totally
okay...!"
"...you sure, you're okay?"
" ehr... yes, yes, why do you ask?
Everythings alright, I'm working hard,
I'm getting top grades, I..."
"... you met your father, didn't you?"
" W... WHAT? Mom, your hus... I
mean...he died, before I was born,
how could I..."
" 'Your' father, Beth, not Bea's and
Brian's..."

"... M.. Mom, I..."
" *Sigh*, Beth, I'm your mother...
perhaps not the best mother in the
world, but I know, when one of my
children is... uneasy about
something... you met Plutonium,
right?"
"... Mom, I'm so sorry, I..."
" About what? If there is somebody to
blame, it's me! Me and my stupid 'Bad
guy' attraction... or for not telling you
earlier about... Beth, I never wanted to
hurt you..."
"... you didn't do anything wrong,
Mom, not at all! And I'm not like my
father, I'm good, I'm..."
"... Beth! Please don't tell me, you're
concerned, that you could be like...
wait, is that, what Bea and Brian have
told me? That you run around,
claiming to be 'good' all the time?"

" WHAT?! They told you?!"
" They are concerned about you, too,
dear...there is no need to be
ashamed..."
" SIS! BRO! How dare you to...!"
"Beth, stop yelling at your siblings...!"
Not?! Mom, they have no right to...!
" Beth! Your...voice..."
Oh, No No No No No No N....!" X(

" Bak, Bak, BAK!"
" H.. huh.. what the...?"
" BAK, BAK, BAK!" chickendance
" hehehe, I win... paytime, Bea... I told
you, the Secret society would come for
Sis today...!"

"... drat, I nearly snapped this
time...good, that the Chicken guy
came for distraction... but why was I
so upset, that Bea and Brian had told
her... I mean, what is wrong with me?
Ever since I got away from the
Apocalypso's, I feel like I... turn into
an evil overlord or so any moment ...
and the whole 'good' thing... mom is
right, why am I doing this? To show,
that I am not like my father or his
mother? Of course I am not! I'm
neither 'an Apocalypso' or 'an Eden',
I'm just Bethany! Nothing more,
nothing less..."

" Welcome to the Secret Society, new
member! We..."
" THAT'S IT!"
" I beg your pardon?"
" I mean: that's it! From now on,
everything will change! I don't have to
be good nor bad, I have just to be 'me'
- Nothing more! - Nothing less! - "
"...ehr, yes... as I said, welcome to the
secret society and..."
" Sorry, have to go! There is someone I
have to apologize to...!"

" Hey, Guys! I'm back! I just wanted to
apologize for yelling at you and...
Hey, what in..."
"Beth! Glad, that you're back! these
two just wont stop fighting... we have
to instate an diversion plan
immediately to prevent further
damage...!"
" Why are they fighting, anyway?"
" Oh, the Cow had flirted with Brian,
who had flirted with Cheerleader
Whatshername... I'll take the Cow,
you do the Cheerleader..."
" Shouldn't Brian...?"
" And the whole thing starts again? I
don't think so..."

.. a short while later...
"...and if you couple the e-guitar with
blahblahblah...."
" hm, yes, but what about Blablahblah
and bleblebleh and..."
"... oh, I didn't think about that! You're
right, it's more bleblabluh..."
" Blobliblum..."
"... blueblueblue..."
etc.

"Sooo... you come here often, Sweety?"
*wink* *wink*
" Sis! What the... are you doing?!"
" Well, Bea said, I should 'do' the
Cheerleader, so.... ;)"
" Should 'do'...? Oh, I get it, it's a joke,
right? Instead of shouting, you're
trying to get at me for ... ahahah,
funny..."
"... I'm actually rather serious about
that, Bro... soooo..."

"...so, do you believe in love at first
sight or should I walk by again ?"
*giggle*
" Woah, Woah Woah - what happens
here? Am I in an alternate universe or
what? Where's my Sister Beth and her
constant 'I'm good, I'm good'-
rambling? Where's my daily ration of
kissing and cuddling? Hellooo?!"
" Oh, shut up, Bro! Never heard of a
change of heart? Stop being such a
crybaby, 'cause I can only take care for
one 'babe' here..."

"... now, where were we? Ah, yes....!"

*Smooch*

*Smooch*

*Smooch* ..." *Pftta*, synthetical fiber,
disgusting...."

*Smooch*

*Smoo...*
" STOP!"
"... you saying, Brian?"
" Okay, okay, I've learnt my lesson...
and I accept, that you, Sis, have finally
come in touch with your romantic
aspiration... and have stopped to try
to 'be good'..."
" Would you come to the point? I'm
busy here..."
"...well, not that you think, this is a
competition here... but, you see, I’m
the one who chases the girls..."
" Aww, don't worry Bro... girls love
puppies, I'm sure someone will adopt
you... hehehe..."
" Brrr... you sounded less scary, when
you sounded more scary before...."

Note: there are lot more of *Smooch* pics
for Beth, but we still have a story to tell,
so we just skip at this point, okay?
" HEH! That's unfair! Brian got a
whole load of pictures, when he
competed with Gage! I demand..."
Beth! Stop speaking in 'bold'! And stop
breaking the fourth wall!
" ... sorry... this somehow comes
naturally to me..."
" Whom are you speaking to, cutie?"
" Ehr... nobody, Samantha... by the
way, I didn't expect you to be so...
well, I mean, you and your husband
Don are considered to be... well..."
"Dear, just be clear: Don and I are
made for each other...a little flirt on
the side wont change that... besides,
your sister is seeing my husband, so..."
"okay, way too much information...
another round then?"

"... and so, everything went well in the
end, Prof."
"... hm? Oh sorry, I didn't really pay
attention, what you said, Beth... now
can we do the kinky thing again, hm?"
"... sure, why not? Bea still needs a
roof raiser for her graduation party..."
"... Mom, I tell you, you have to do
something, she's completely mad!"
" She's a romance Sim, Brian, and she's
so much happier than before..."
" She's stealing my girlfriends!"
"... you know, that this sentence
spoken to a mother in real life could
with a high probability result in
getting a cardiac arrest?"

...and while the graduation party went on,
roses were delivered, as usual... *yawn*...
sorry, but you know how it goes: you've
seen one giant crowd deliver tons of roses
to your doorstep, you've seen them all...

and so, finally:
"...hello, Mom?... Hi, Bethany here.
Have you seen Bea's show on Tivo?
Boy, she really rocked the hood that
night and... hm? If I...? Oh, yes, it feels
like it's getting warmer and... what?
They did it? They changed the
weather? That's great, Mom! Finally, I
really hated to make out in the cold
and... Oh, oops, did I say that loud? "

"Hey Brian, hey... Uncle June? Boy, I
didn't realize that you already joined
us and..."
" Yeah, yeah, whatever... what do you
want, blabbermouth?"
" I just wanted to tell you, that Bea has
lifted the... hey, did you just call
me...?"
" Yes, I did. And just to inform you,
we already know, why else do you
think, have we booked a flight to the
south?"
" We're going to the south?"
" Am I speaking English instead of
Simlish? Of course we do, now get
your sorry rear up the road, or we
leave you here! March, everbody..."
----
Note: With Adventure, Science, Military
and Music lifted, finally we can
experience some of the Benefits Bon
Voyage brought to the apocalypse... like
freedom of restrictions for a whole sim
week....*imagine me jumping up and
down*

"... and here we are already, at the
new eden family university holiday
home!"
" Boy, we sure must have earned a lot
of money with the university
community business to buy ourself a
holiday lot... "
" Hoorray to the ticket counter!"

" Aloha kaua!"
"Oh, Hi Gorgeous - so, you come here
often?"
''Hiki no na mea a pau!'' *giggle*
" Ehr... yeah... uh, so you...like to go
out with me?"
" He hulu kakou ke noho ho'okahi aka
na'e, ho'okumu pu k??kou i mau 'eheu
a hiki ke ka'ahele i ke ola!''
" Ugh... can somebody here hawaian?
I'm not sure, if I just scored, or if she
never wants to see me again..."
----
... visited a hawaian language class and
wrote these sentences down... just wanted
to use them once... guess, what they
mean? ;)

" Bro, you're doing it all wrong. Less
talky, more kissy...Here, lemme show
you... *Smooch* "
" What the... we're only here for like
five minutes and you
already...besides, you're kissing a... I
thought you were... eh..."
" Nu, uh, just avoiding the medical
restriction with no woohoo without
baby... here, I'm free to choose..."
" Are you two screwballs finished yet?
I wanted to study the ruins, before our
vacation is over, okay?!"
" oh come on, uncle June, it's
vacation... let's go to the beach first!"

later, at the beach promenade:
" Ahh... that's life... forget the
apocalypse, I wish I could stay here
forever..."
" Mmmh... agreed... no skilling, no
cold... it's perfect...."
" A-one a-two... dammit! Okay,
again..."
"... he just can't stop, can he?"
"Yup. like uncle Alex... skilling all the
time... and being grumpy... but as
long as he's happy..."

" Oh, hey, hey, hey... looks at that
taint! I'm a toasty god of love!"

" YEEOOWA!!!"
" Yeowa? Are you pregnant?"
" Pregnant is good... that's so unfair!
Why do you get... and I look like a
chicken boiled in hot water?"
" *snicker* Could have been worse...
imagine, you turned green..."
" Really fun... ouwie!..okay, no more
beach for me, let's go visit these ruins,
Uncle June wanted to see..."

at the ruins of whatwasthenameagain:
"And here, we see the ritual waterfall
where every year, a sacrifice was
made to... Brian, what are you doing
there?"
" Ehrr... just making a sacrifice to wish
for good luck!"
"... you just had a box of soap in your
hand, didn't you?"
"Of course not, I'd never...!"
" *Sigh*, spare me the lie, just... do it!
Not my fault, if you get cursed by the
evil goddess who supposed to be
residing in that waterfall...I'm going to
the ghost ship now, to deepen my
studies on paranormal activities..."

ghost ship:
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHH!!!!!"
" ... you know, it's not night, it's day.
The Sun is just behind some thick
clouds."
" AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" *floataway*
floataway*
" ... did you just scare the ghost
pirate?"
" Just proving my point, nephew: who
reigns with fear, only hides his own
weakness... now start digging, I want
to see the medicine man."
" Why do I have to do the digging? I
don't want to see an old guy who is
too cheap to call a repairman..."
" When I told you about reign of fear,
nephew, I forgot to mention, that this
doesn't mean, that you don't have to
be afraid...."

medicine man:
"ka'iole hamesala, 'oma, 'oma, 'oma,
'opi'opi.... if you do this magic dance,
saying the magic words, person will
come back from the dead...."
" well, my hawaian is not the best...
and I really don't understand, why
you want to teach us this... but I am
pretty sure, that the legend of the
zombie is mainly sited in the
Caribbean, while Hawai - of course,
we can consider this rather as a
Pseudo Hawai..."
" Oh, er... oh look at the time... sorry,
but you have to go, I need to break my
kitchen appliances for the next
tourists, if you don't mind...."

" You know guys, I've been thinking...
don't you think, something is odd?"
" What do you mean, Uncle June?"
" Well, all these...hints...these...I can't
get my head around it, but it seems,
like we're constantly getting on topics
like evil, fear, green skin, undead
people..."
" I can't follow you..."
" Could you ever... hey, Beth, nice
catch!"
" Grrr... why am I always the one
getting the shoe? And it's always too
big, wrong color... high-heeled and
black, that would be good... I'm bored
now, I rather gonna play with fire..."

" Tada! See, totally easy, I'm a Pro..."
" Wow, she's really good... now why
does make me feel uneasy?"
" You okay, Uncle? I don't see
anything uneasy... in fact, right now I
see something... hey, babe, tsuki atte
kureru?"
" ... that's not Hawaiian, that's
Japanese... but yes, I'd love to!"
" Yes! Score!"

" ... and so, our holiday became a great
success... and all without anything
evil happening, no zombies, no evil
green men or whatever... now if you
exycuse me, I have a hot date waiting
for me..."

Home of the Outsides:
" Phew... that was a lot of work... but
the chapter is finally done... okay, just
one more look, if I can spot any errors,
before I upload it...."

" hm... okay... okay... ok...
waitaminute... what happened? where
do all these hints about 'evil' come
from? I never wrote that! I mean, I
did, but... I didn't intended to!
How...?"
Oh, I just thought, this stuff needed
some... spicing, hehehe...
" W... who said that? I know, I'm alone
in this room, only I have the key, I..."

"
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS
!!!"
*giggle* you scream like a little girl...

... and... hey, is that a Snorkel in your
pants, or are you just happy to see
me?
" Be...Bethoria? How are... I mean, I've
never put you into the story... I mean,
you're not real, I...wait... wait a
minute... this is a dream, right? Oh, of
course this is a dream!"
Oh I'm sorry, but you are mistaken,
you aren't dreaming at all...

" Yeah, yeah of course... drat, must
have been the cheesecake before bed...
I mean, how else could someone,
whom I created, be standing right in
front of me... damn, this means, that I
haven't finished the story yet... oh
well, at least then these hints also
never made it into the story... wow,
I'm really rational for dreaming all
this stuff..."
For the last time: you - are not -
dreaming!
" And now my own subconsciousness
is talking to me... I really have to go to
bed... oh wait, I am already in bed, I'm
just dreaming that... ahahaha..."

DOES THAT FEEL LIKE A DREAM,
STUPID?!! *kick* *smash*
" OWWW! That hurt! That... but... that
hurt! I'm not dreaming?!"
No, as I said, you don't.
" But, but, but..."
And to make this short: I'm pissed!
I'm seriously pissed! You wanted to
put me out just like that? For what?
For a stupid goody girl an her
retarded relatives? Holiday? Uni
time? And to think, how merciful I
was, giving you a dozend
opportunities during this whole
stupidity to get me into this junk one
way or the other... but you...!
" But... but... how can you be real? I
mean... you're nothing more than...
than an idea... something that I
abandoned..."

Oh, but I am more... much more...
and since you just don't get it, I
guess, I have to take a more... direct
approach... *Hssssss*
*Metallic claw clinking* *Hellfire* *Elm
street theme*
.... Die!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
HH!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh man... what a douchebag... and
this guy created me...?... oh well, you
can't choose your own parents....

" Oh my, oh my... what have I done...
I'm chased by my own creation... have
to get out of this, have to...
EEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!"

"....blllllrrrr.....Ne....rglgl...mo...."
" What in....?"

"... BLUE? LORIN? DUCHESSAXEL??
WHAT... WHY are you...???"
Hehehe... aren't they great? You see,
while you were busy doing your
little... happy world stuff, I took the
liberty to prepare some stuff of my
own... here are 'my' first ideas for my
new evil army...

... oh, and your family was really
helpful... I mean, it's so difficult to
not get bored, when you have to
work so hard for your goals....
" Rgglarr...D...ad..."
"Hch...Ne...mo..."

" Daddy... I... feel...cold..."
"E... emily... wh... what has she done
to....?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO.......!!!!!!"
Awww, come on, it's not that
bad...just tell yourself, it's a dream,
and you'll be fine, right? hehehe...
"...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!!!"

"...OOOO...HUH?! WHAT WHAT
HA...?!"
" Chrrrr...."
" It... it was a dream, after all! Bethoria
wasn't... wasn't there! I've dreamt this
whole thing, I... ugh, and I only
dreamt, I had finished the chapter...
drat..."

"...Ciel? Ciel, wake up, I have to tell
you about the crazy dream I
just...EEEEEKKKSSS!"

... hehehe... what's the matter, honey,
had a bad dream?...
my advice: do a bit of work, keeps
the mind occupied...
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....!!!!!
"

"....EEEEEAAAA...Awwawa.. what...
what happened? I... I must have fallen
asleep at the computer... oh man, and
I dreamt, that I dreamt that I... ehr... or
didn't I....?"

"... was that now a dream... or was it
real? Did Bethoria threaten me to
write her? I mean, how can a fictional
person...or am I just getting crazy?
Yeah, I'm probably... but if I'm crazy,
how can I find out that I'm crazy, I
mean...?... and what should I do now...
write her or skip Bethoria? I mean, if it
was really her, and I don't write her,
I'm so dead... and Ciel, and Emily
and...and..."

".... I don't have a choice... Computer,
abandon this chapter....restart
Bethoria storyline...."
...hehehe, hehehe, hehehe...
to be continued...

Epilogue:
Location: The Potty god's god dimension
aka The Tribunal

"....AND, AS YOU CAN SEE, MRS.
SNUGGLES, THAT IS HOW THE
EVIL ENTITY BETHORIA CAME
TO LIFE... BY LITERALLY
INVENTING HERSELF BY
FORCING HER CREATOR TO
WRITE HER TO TORMENT THE
WORLD....NOW IF YOU'D BE SO
KIND, COULD PLEASE TELL THE
COUNT AND MR. SPARROW TO
REFRAIN FROM USING MY FIERY
TOILET BOWL OF ORACLES AS A
FISHING GROUND?"
" Unnngh... sorry, Mr. Potty God's
God, could you give me a minute?
This is really hard to swallow... I
mean, all I was told to do was to find
out, where the Creator of this
neighborhood was... "

"... which I did... but now it seems,
that this was only the tip of the
Iceberg..."
" You're the one to talk...look at me!
Being trapped by Uranium all the
time, missing all these cool add-ons...
heck, I missed Sims 3 coming out...
and now this! I mean, let me sum this
up: first we have this... Bethoria
playing evil overlord... than we jump
back in time, to this other 'original'
Nemo, who is me but also not, who
got convinced to not create her in the
first place, but then she forces him to
write her anyway, by making him
dream that he dreams that he... I have
to sit down, my head hurts...."
" Blblblbl... and now to something
completely different... blblblbl...."