Far away from Eden ep.6.2.: Let live and let die
Description: Chapter 6.2. of my apocalegacy: Life and Death - in the story as well as outside - I wont give up!!!
Family Name: Zombie II
Lot Name: zombini 3
Categories:Komödie,Lebensgeschichten der Sims,Satire
... oh, you again... well hello, long time no
see... guess, I have to say the usual: 'Hello
and Welcome to a new Chapter of the Far
away from Eden - Vampogacy - you've
read the former ones, I presume? - , where
we're dealing with a vampire apocalypse
legacy something... I'm (still) Antoine
Eden and in case you wonder, I'm just
went through our family album... the
pictures are from the surveillance
cameras, so sorry for the bad quality...
these pictures show, how Gage from
Candie's Uglacy just went in our newest
Business and... but nevermind, this is not
about Gage, I rather remembered the good
times with my older brother Alex before...
"...And then my scores went up like a
rocket, when I based my re-election
program by talking about preventing the
global climate change, which is..."
" Gaah..., maior Gilscarbo, I'm trying to
make an introduction here, so please
wait till.. besides, your program is a joke,
you don't know anything about global
warming, and placing ice machines -
especially in an ice-aged neighborhood -
does not, I repeat, does not prevent
" Mr. Eden, have you seen my scores?
Apparently, my voters disagree with
" Your voters are a bunch of brainless
zombies, just like you, maior!"
" Is that different from election in other
As you see, we not only have a problem with
vampires, arctic temperatures, werewolves,
Simselfs occupying the prison etc... now we
also have a zombie invasion, and a zombie as
a maior... as there weren't enough already in
politics... but I guess, I should tell first, how
we ended up with this newest... enrichment
to our lives...
"...Of course, everything is okay... I'm
omnipotent after all... though even for
one as powerful as me, it took some
time, to finally get rid of the zombie
state... and now, I feel a bit exhausted,
I guess, it's time to take a little
vacation from conquering this
Sonicdude, writer of the valistor
legacy... after trying to team up with
Uranium apocalypso to conquer this
neighborhood with an army of
vampires, he was zombified, kicked
out and instantly raised his own
zombie army to conquer the
neighborhood now by himself, just
supported by his and the original
author of this neighorhood's daughter,
Christina, who didn't even had a
name at that time...
" Oh goody, a holiday is just what I
need too... where are we going, Dad?"
" Dear, I said, 'I' go on vacation...
you'll stay here and continue with the
conquering... oh and don't forget to
buy some more band-aid, the next
time I'm doing the 'thriller', I don't
want a desaster like last time, where
we ended up putting all the parts back
"Ah, come on, Dad, give me a break...I
hate it here, it's cold, it's boring, and
the zombie stink like... please, can't I
just go with you?"
" No, It's decided, someone has to be
in control while I'm..."
"And if I don't want to?"
" There is a cowplant in the garden..."
" That's blackmail, I'm your own
" I don't see a problem with that..."
" You're a cruel, inhuman..."
" Okay, okay... pfft, crybaby... you're
like your mother..."
" I don't have one..."
" Whatever... I guess, this already
disqualifies you as a proper
replacement for my leadership...but
whom I'll choose instead now,
"... *AHEM*, fellow zombie minions,
your master speaks... I'm sorry to
inform you, that for the next time, I
won't be able to guide you with my
amazing leader qualities, but don't
worry, I've already thought of that..."
*Who is this guy?*
*Don't know, guess it's the new
maid... or the gardener...*
*If he's the gardener, why doesn't he
wear a hat?*
* a bug, perhaps?*
"... Hey, I'm talking with you, you
* Who is this guy?*
"Anyway, for the time of my absence,
someone else will be in command, till
I return... I think you'll already know
" Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly
present to you: GENERAL... DON...
" ... ungh... Mr. Hedgehog, I don't
" SONICDUDE, for the last Time,
SONICDUDE! Do I look like I have
" Well, if you look at it that way... but
please, can't you just choose
somebody else to be general? I'm
rather a peaceful person... and I miss
my chili... and the booze... can't I be
the cook instead? Besides, it's the
general they try to kill first, they'll
rather spare the cook, and I..."
"... nnng, if you don't stop
complaining, I'll 'cook' you on a..."
"... *ulp*, understood..."
"Good... okay, I'm on vacation now,
you know, what you have to do..."
"... *Ehr* well, fellow zombies, you've
heard him, so I guess, we have to set
up a strategy or so and..."
*Who is this guy?*
" Pfffrt....sorry, Mr. Uglacy, but... you
look absolutely ridiculous!"
" Awww, don't listen to her, Don, I
think, you look really yummy in these
clothes...too bad, that I don't want
" Nice clothes Dad... now, how do you
like my new Style? There was no hair
with green streaks, so I chose totally
green instead... oh, and I pierced my
navel, want to see?"
" Oh wow, Zippy, your Dad is a
General now! Now you're a... a... a... a
son of a general, yes! "
" Gaah, could somebody get this crazy
zombie chick away from me, she's
" *snif* that's not nice, Zippy, being so
mean with your girlfriend..."
" Don't call me Zippy, and for the last
time: You're - not - my - girlfriend!!
Dad, tell her to stop telling everyone,
she's my girlfriend...!"
"... why me... you know what, just do
what zombies usually do, run around,
kill people, destroy things... if
anybody asks for me, I'm searching
for a bar..."
... and so, the zombies started their
'attack' on our neighborhood...
*Are we there yet?*
*I need to pee!*
*I want Icecream!*
*BRAAAINSSS... and Icecream!*
... and luring them into the fangs of the
waiting cowplant... yes, normally zombies
eat their victims, but we don't have any
hacks to turn people into zombies
... and tada, the first ugly...
... the... fifth ugly zombie (beside the
Uglacys) in our neighborhood, who was
just accidentily also the current maior
according to his career info... not that
anyone took notice, with all the zombies
" Mr. Eden, I really have to protest to
the fact, that you try to make fun of
me and the people who voted for..."
" ... oh, I'm sorry, I thought I just
stated the obvious..."
... anyway, so not only we had to deal
with vampires, but also with zombies
now...seems like we're finally becoming a
'normal' apocalypse... sorry, couldn't
resist this joke... not funny? too bad...
let's just go on with the rest of the story...
... and with Beatrice's birthday - our
(probably) next heiress... the guy is Nick
Wood, he'll be (probably) her husband...
yes, we moved him in, when she still was
a baby, since he was a mad scientist and
unlocked the Science restriction etc... hey,
all Sim marriages are arranged one way
or the other...
...for everyone, who doesn't know,
Beatrice is the daughter of my sister
Amaryllis and her husband, Benjamin
Long... have a close look at her nose, then
you can see the family resemblance...
... but don't even think of making fun of
her, or you have to deal with me!
"Wuv yu, Unwle!"
... yes, I have a soft spot for her, what's
wrong with that...?
... but what I really wanted to tell you
now is about my brother Alex - the only
one in our family who has seven nice
points and wants to be friend's with
everyone he meets...oh man... but
honestly, I respect him, really. I mean, if a
Popularity Sim is able to max all his
Skills, that's something a Knowledge Sim
like me has to respect... okay, to make this
short, after he had maxed his skills, he'd
persuaded me to accompany him
downtown... to make thirty best friends,
"... why do I even need to come with you?"
" Lil'Bro, you're rotting away at home!
You're reading book after book and you
never socialize with anyone..."
" I'm participating in the Outings, or not?"
" You're only asked to join for the motive
boost, that doesn't count!"
" Hey, I have the wants to skill, and I need
platinum aspiration for my job as a teacher!"
" How do the children actually survive your
" I've never wanted to win a popularity
" Okay, that's it! I'm going to get you in
touch with other people, and if it's the last
thing I do!!"
" Yeah, yeah, chill out, Bro... where are we
" To Mr. Woods Hideout."
" Nicholas Wood, our next heir's spouse, had
a hideout, when the vampocalypse stroke -
didn't help him much, since he became a
vampire, too -but now he's gifted it to us as a
wedding present for later and..."
"...let me guess: money greedy Fortune Sim -
Sister wants us to make this another Top ten
And so, our family achieved another
Community business - the fourth one
now. It turned out to be a combined
Electronic Shop/ Gamer Hall / Casino
Business... tell me again, why Mr. Wood
chose this as a 'hideout'...?
... this is the first floor - yes, you see right,
Mr. Wood had mainly alarm clocks for
sale... he said, it scared away vampire
customers - and there I thought, 'mad'
scientist was only a job description...
... than we have the second floor - poker
tables, video consoles, flippers, toilets -
everything vampire-free, so all the poor
id... customers can loose their money
without any disturbance...
... and finally, beneath the first floor, the
cellar, who contains Mr. Woods 'real'
hideout - so I guess, the upper floors are
just a 'deception' while here is the real
party... well, at least we have some Robot
... it would be a shame not to use
them...dum de dum de dum de dum...
... so while I was doing something useful
with my time, Alex only wasted his by
socialising, socialising, socialising...okay,
he supported me with Outings and
boosted the business to Level 6... but
please, do you think, it's still normal, if
even Mrs. Crumplebottom thinks of
marriage in his presence...?
...or just take this guy, brrr....
" Hello, my well-looking sexy-
schmexy *slrrp* friend!"
"...errrh...well, hello... do I know you?"
" If you know me? Haha, good one!
I'm Mr. Big, my Boy, the hottest Guy
downtown...oh, and I knew your
father... and you so totally have his
good looks! Sooo... you're the owner
" Ehrr... well, technically..."
" Ah, great, great, I'm sure, you can
make me some... good offers...*drool*
... luckily, Alex managed to get out of this
situation... yes, sorry, dear friends, but
he's totally into girls, so no Brokeback
mountain today for you...
" Eh, Mrs. Crumplebottom,there are
two people in a highly inappropriate
action, shouldn't you hit them with
your purse now...?"
"... and lose my full house? No chance,
gramps, nobody's gonna win, as long
as Crumplebottom has the aces in
... a good tip for everyone: one of the
things Mrs. Crumplebottom loves more
than hitting persons is playing poker...
just in case, you want to know the right
place for a hot date...
... well, Alex knew it, so it's no wonder,
that most of his friends were female...
Alex, you sneaky little... but anyway,
Alex finally fulfilled his want of thirty
best friends aka Impossible want...
... and soon, our Home lot was again
convered in roses - where do the girls get
these flowers in eternal winter?
... oh, and our backyard got some more
decorations - if I imagine, that Mom alone
got this number while in college (!)...
... and a gold robot badge, too... well, I had
to learn the basics first...
... and finally, built the first apocalyptical
servo... too bad, that I can't use it...
there's still not enough power available...
but you know, at that time I felt a ...
strange connection... I mean, my
Grandfather was a Killer robot from the
future... well, a Servo is not an Android,
but perhaps one day... damn, why do I
suddenly have the feeling now to say
something like 'Hast la vista' or 'I'll be
... still, I felt happy about my
achievements, but then it was Alex's time
" Antoine... remember, what I said
about getting in touch with people...?"
" You're not going to leave me
" No chance! Antoine, I understand, if
you're not the outgoing type... if you
don't want to meet people, okay, but
at least get one friend or a girlfriend
" Like your former Girlfriend Sophie I
took over, after you transitioned to
"... you really know how to rub salt
" Well, I just want to know, which girl
is still... free...Mr. 'Please-the-Ladies"
"Hey, I only have seven gir... I mean, I
don't... I wont... I..."
" *Sigh* just promise not to flirt as
long as I'm in the same room, okay?"
... and so, Alex dragged me into the world
of social interaction - chat, play, hug - the
whole program... I'd lie if I say, I'd totally
enjoyed it, but... it was a nice change from
my usual skilling. And besides, it helped
me by climbing up the career ladder, when
I had some dates with... well, guess who?
Jup, that's her... Mrs. Jaquet from the
OFB Bluewater village district. Of course,
she's already a bit old and saggy and
grumpy... but hey! Advanced age means
also experience and knowledge, and that's
something, that really turns me on,
... of course, no rose without thorns...and
no Mrs. Jaquet without her son
"MAMÀN, STOP THIS!"
" Oh, shush *smooch*, mon boy, I'm
" Don't you realize, that he only uses
you to get a platin aspiration?! He'll
dump you the second he tops his
" Ooooh, but I like to be
used...*smooch* I like to be played
with... play with me, mon machine de
" Listen to your mother, kitchen boy
*smooch* ! "
... okay, so he was right... well, it's not my
fault, if she's just a premade character
nobody wants to play with...
... at least it helped me to fulfil my lifetime
want and lift the education restriction -
my efforts not only lead to the reopening
of the local university, but also helped to
rebuild the college and the general school
system, with only a small change in the
former curriculum like 'vampire stabbing'
classes, martial arts as part of PE etc...
And as a reward for my efforts, we got a
new bookcase in our house, a very special
one, bearing all knowledge of Simkind...
too bad, that it wouldn't help me
... because I've already collected all
knowledge available in my brain, all
badges - minus the flower badge, since the
Natural Science restriction is still intact...
and all hidden skills too...
... as well as all business perks... actually,
anyone in our family has now at least 20
Business perks - without the 5 money
perks sometimes. It's a really good way to
boost an Outing too. Just start an Outing,
queue up the teaching of business perks,
then cancel the teaching one after the
other - then you'll learn the perks in no
time and your Outcome meter will boost
like a rocket! *Sigh*... now that I think of
it, it wasn't such a good idea after all, I've
learned everything someone can learn,
now the rest of my life will be boring...
...at least I thought so...
" Thanks, I guess..."
" For what?"
" For getting me out of the house."
" You know, I had hoped, this would've
turned out a bit different, more
socialising, less Skilling or career
" Hey, I had fun, what do you want
" Guess, that has to be enough... well, I
had my thirty best friends, you your
knowledge maximizing... what to do
" That's what I've asked myself... seems,
like our life'll be not really exciting from
" Bro... do you believe in a life after
" H-HEY! Don't tell me, you'll get
" Wha...? Bro, I've just asked...oh, forget
" Man, you really got me shakin' for a
small moment now..."
... I really hate myself, for what happened
then...for not keeping an eye on Alex after
" DEATH BY SCISSORS? HMM,
STRANGE... EVEN I NEVER
THOUGHT HIM TO BE THE
- Death by Scissors
- 48 Days old
- maximized all Skills
- earned over 100.000 Simoleons
- became Criminal Mastermind
- Lifted Criminal Restriction
- fulfilled Impossible Want: 30 best
... at least until he and Sis decided, that
the best way to cheer each other up again
was... oh, gross...
... I on the other side wasn't really
persuaded. Alex would never kill himself,
never! And who in the world had bought
this scissor accessory, anyway?! Okay, I
had no proof, but I think, I could exclude
anyone in my family to be the...
murderer... and Alex was friends with
most people, which left only a few persons,
so I started with the usual suspects...
... like Uranium Apocalypso... Hey, she
already captured my brother once and is
allied with the Count, so this was as good
as a guess as anything else... I drove
around downtown a few days - well, Alex,
now you've really done it, getting me out
of the house - and finally found her... or
better, she found me...
... because I was a bit...occupied... well, I
admit, I just rolled a want to be a
werewolf, and you don't meet the master
wolf every day...
... guess, I'm not the best 'Super Secret
Top Spie' after all...
" Hey, Tinman, are you stalking me? "
"M.. me? N.. no, I just..."
" Aww, too bad... I really would've
enjoyed a little stalking and back-
stalking... Damn, this Idea of conquest
becomes more and more
complicated... the Count constantly
steals and wears my clothes, I don't
trust these new employees at all, my
guests are delayed and no one is here
for a little flirt... I need a vacation...
okay, to ease up my mind, I think I'm
going to kill you now, I'm in the
" H.. Hey!"
" Don't worry, this will hurt me more
than you, cause you'll be dead in the
end, while I'll be bored again..."
... I admit, I wasn't really pleased with the
idea of being the next death in the family...
but then a sudden turn of events occurred...
" Hello, Toad..., seems like you've got a
" Aww, that's just great... Countess
Cheekypuffs, you're still alive? Thought
you already died under the weight of
" Funny, could say the same about your
" Hnngr...What do you want?"
" How about: get lost and never come
" Oooh, straight forward... and what are
you going to do, if I say no, hmm? Bite
me? Oh, I'm soo frightened..."
" I thought of a more.. final solution,
involving a shotgun, sulphuric acid and
a Sound Box playing Mariah Careys
greatest songs in a loop..."
" What? Never imagined, that a
predefined NPC could have ideas? "
"... We'll meet again, Cheeky..."
" Bye, toad..."
... not that I thought at that time, that my
situation was better than before...
" Okay, so what's the deal?"
"Huh? I rather expected a: 'Thank you
for saving me'..."
" Oh joy, saved from the vile Alien by
the Countess... who just accidentely
was responsible for all the vampires
" Hey don't give me the evil eye for
that, that wasn't my idea! True, I took
a bit here and there, but it was the
Count who had cooked out the whole
vampire army thing..."
"... to impress my Mom, I know the
story already... doesn't change the
fact, that you're responsible too..."
" Okay, okay, fine, I'm sorry... tell you
what, I'm actually trying to figure out
a way to end all this..."
" Oh really... you're trying to tell me,
you're working against the Count?
How dumb do you think I..."
" Rrrgh... what's wrong with you
people... I'm trying to do something
good, to redeem myself, and all what I
earn is either mistrust or brainless
" So what? That's the usual thing I
earn every day... at least the brainless
blabbering... but okay, this situation is
already absurd enough, so... what's
your great plan, strategy, tactic or
whatever to reach your... redemption
and end this situation?"
" I had... plans... but there are
" ... annd now you need help, right...
and you automatically thought about
asking one of my family...great,
another story turn..."
" What the heck are you talking
" Oh, just my impression, that these
whole meeting is somehow a big
setup for a new sideplot... never mind.
So, how 'can' I help you?"
" I still don't... ah, whatever,... I need
metal parts, computerchips, 3 dozen
transistors and a nuclear reactor."
" Metal... Computer... reac... what?"
" Hey, you asked me, what help I
need... so, have you..."
"... ah, why not, follow me..."
... and so we went Mr. Woods Hideout for
getting the Countess some
Computerparts... well, why not, even if
she wanted to kill me, why not let the
Alien do the work... and whatever she
wanted with all those things, wouldn't
seriously make things worse then they
"... Okay, we don't have any reactors,
but inside these robots are enough
metal parts, chips and so on to get you
all what your heart desires..."
" Hmmokay, I take it..."
"Okay, so what do you actually want
with all these things... or will I just
hear another 'I'm sorry, I can't tell
you'-story ... damn subplot..."
" You've won."
" I beg your pardon?"
" I said, you've won... I can't tell you...
especially because I don't know
myself, what it's good for..."
" Look, I want this Vampire problem
solved as well as your family wants
to, but I don't want to kill a vampire
for that, you understand - so I have to
search for a different solution... and
have to rely on... ressources, I'm not
sure that they'll help..."
" Okay, cryptic and not trustable... just
how I like it..."
" You know, I actually start to like
you... at least someone in this
neighborhood, who has a functioning
brain... but... you don't know, if you
can trust, why do you still do it?"
" Let's say, I believe in Happy Ends...
besides, you still 'saved' me, so I owe
... and that was my meeting with the
Countess... I guess, I can scratch her from
the List of the possible murderers... but
I'm still searching... meanwhile, though,
something else happened in our house...
... and suddenly, we had a new guest in
the house... say hello to Brian Eden... the
first normal looking child we ever had...
from what I see, he has mothers looks...
and how appropriate, that Alex just
recently died, so a baby could be born...
perhaps I should think about the 'house
members are innocent' - theory again...
... and she grew up into a lively girl - stats
are 10/3/7/7/3 by the way, and she's a
virgo - oh, and that nose predicament
inherited from her father luckily vanished
... which called for a little celebration...
" So... you'll be my husband?"
" Yes, that's the idea... "
" Will you say '21' all the time too,
" You mean like your father? You know, I
don't understand why he took this so
serious... It's not that we have the 'Hack-
who-shall-not-be-named' in here, so
what's the problem? we will just be good
friends till then and that's it..."
" But Grandma said, she would've
snapped Dad's Neck, if he didn't took it
" Wh... What? Mrs. Eden, you'll never
" Oh please, I thought, that was
obvious...but don't worry, I wont lay
finger on you, Nick... "
" ... I've already advised my daughter for
Yep, that's Mom, she always has a 'good
advice' for anyone of us...
... like when she adviced me to be my
nieces personal tutor... luckily, Bea was a
... and then even surprised me with a
constant desire to get skill points... and
with the help of the education bookcase she
skilled with lightspeed! Within one
(snowfree) day, she maxed her first skill,
... and since there was nothing in the rules
to forbid Children - or Sims in General -
with ten Body points to visit community
lots, we took a little visit downtown...
... first for a little shopping... so there still
was a bit of her mother in her...
..., luckily I could persuade her, that her
first choice - the 'MiniToast' Look -
wasn't such a good idea,...
... though I have to admit, that she already
knows how to make the right face for this
Note: MiniToast is copyrighted by
Ephemeraltoast, writer of the
Ugothlacy and the Apocalypse-a-Go-
Go - a miniclone of Ephemeraltoast
and the meanest Spamfilter ever
known in history...
... but I still like her more this way... at
least she doesn't cosplay like her mom...
... who still wore that silly 'Lara' Look...
though at that time, she rather played a
role from 'desperate housewives'...
"... seems like I've won another
round... are you sure, you want to
continue? Because in that case, I
suggest, we should change the rules
and play some... strip-poker...hehe..."
note: remember Mrs. Crumplebottom
and the poker table? Told you, she
never won't slap anyone if she gets
her hands on some cards...
"... you think, this is funny, don't
" No, I'm dead serious... so, what're
you going to give up first? You hat,
"Excuse me, if I can't laugh... partly
because someone used me as a
punching bag somewhere in the
" Aww, come on, Pluti... don't forget,
you've kidnapped my Brother and my
Father at that time... "
"... it still was unfair... first seduce me,
then beat me up.."
" So you'd have preferred, if I only beat
you up, how I originally planned..."
" ... No, I...oh, forget it... still, I'm a
married man, a father... I shouldn't be
here right now..."
" *snicker* I never thought you to be the
upright type... don't tell me, you never
had an affair before..."
" Well, actually... Toast hasn't played our
House so often, so I never had the... and
don't forget, it was 'you', who called me
here in the first place... no bad feelings
about your husband, eh?!"
" Oh, I still love Ben... but I already had
multiple boyfriends, when I was a
teenager... besides, Mom wasn't always...
honest with Dad either, do you know?"
"... What a family, tse, tse..."
"... says the guy, whose mother terrorizes
other legacies by woohooing everything
that moves, and raised his wife as a
" Okay, that's it, I'm leaving... "
" Aww, man, Pluti... don't be angry...
see, it's difficult for me to, but we
have three bolts, and I... well, bad
guys are always attractive... and you
like bad girls too, don't you, hm?"
" hrrrgn... I'mmarriedIcan'tdothat..."
" *sigh*... kids, normally I would slap
you to death now... but I've got a nice
pair of aces, so hurry up and come
back playing, okay...?"
" *Sigh*... I fear, I'm getting too soft
with this family..."
Note: Woohoo in Elevators at
community businesses - 'try for baby'-
option is available, if less then 8
family members are there, even if
there are already more than 8 family
members at the home lot - good, if the
medical restriction is still working...
... and that's how my sister honored her
maritial bonds... okay, I'm not the one to
preach.. but still...well, after her little
adventure she was in such a good mood,
that she platted some zombies on the way
home...there where some really nasty
splatters on the car...
... and when she came home, there was
this... glimmer in her eyes...
" Something has to be done with all
these zombies around... and I just
know the right girl to deal with this..."
" Well, what do you think, Bro?"
" *sigh*... great... from 'Vamp Raider'
to 'Resident Eden'... tell me, this is a
" Thank you... if you don't like it, it
must be perfect!"
Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3,
copyright by Capcom, made by
" H... hey Ben, why are you... ?"
" You... cheated on me, you..."
" B... Ben, no, I'd never..."
" And why did this noseless freak
with a rose bouquet appear here?!"
Commentary Plutonium: 'Hey, just
because I like her, doesn't change the fact,
that I'm still the bad guy... and bad guys
do bad things...go figure.'
" Oh no, how could he do that to me ?"
... am I the only one, who'd say now: 'I
would have told you, but you never listen
...Ben's reaction was of course
predictable... though I had hoped, he'd
leave out the Bite thing...
... because now I have to deal with my
sister for the rest of my life... I had hoped,
she'd die by old age, so at least the last
days of my existence would be
peaceful...well, at least it reduces the time,
we have to deal with each other during the
... still, the whole thing even had an
" Okay, why did you do it?"
" Amaryllis, this time... you really hurt
Ben. And believe me, this can not be
undone so easily with 'I'm sorry, can
you forgive me?' talk..."
" I understand, Mom, but... sometimes
I'm really fed up with our... situation.
Ben and I need Love potion every time,
half the day he isn't available, and then
we have to take care of Bea and Brian all
the time, cause they want to play, hug or
talk with us..."
" And you think, this gives you the right
" Come on, Mom, I was destined to
marry Ben, and no one cared, when I had
boy friends as a teen! Besides, you
weren't honest with Dad all the time
either, as I've known..."
" You little... at least I didn't chose an evil
guy like you, young lady..."
" ... and the Count?"
"...Doesn't count! He's not evil, he's
stupid! And Ben isn't your Father, he's
more... fragile, always been mocked
because of his nose and name..."
"... I know, Mom...but it has happened, I
can't change it anymore... but I promise, I
will make it up to Ben, okay?"
"... Okay, dear... but take care, before he
does something stupid... I've already lost
" M... Mom, you don't think, he...!"
... but he did... at least it seemed so... of
course you could ask yourself, why a
highly decorated general, father of two
children, who just got his face prettified
by cosmetic surgery, would commit
suicide just because his girl got an affair
one time, and then just accidentily dies in
nearly the exact same place as our first
case, Alex (yes, that's his tombstone in the
picture)... but hey, coincidences just
... as a sidenote, we tried to get first aid for
him by calling an ambulance - Ayn had
just topped the service pet career, so
minor aid was available again...
... but there wasn't much left to revive...
great, not only he died, I even had to clean
up his remnants...
- Death by Sunlight
- became 30 Days old
- became a vampire
- earned more than 100.000 Simoleons
- lifted military restriction
... the following days were spent rather
silent... especially my sister was really
quiet in that time... well, I was quiet too...
partly, because I wasn't in the mood to
tell, that it was her fault Benjamin
commited suicide, partly because... I
didn't believe in suicide - after all, there
are many ways, to trap a vampire
Anyway, soon it was Brians Birthday...
... and he turned into a goodlooking little
boy... a smaller version of his grandfather,
if you look closer...
... and a joy for his mom... at this point I
decided to drop the topic completely and
stop any research for a while... why bother
Brian with what his mother did, when I
wasn't sure myself...
... I rather concentrated now to comfort
Bea... her father's death wasn't as
traumatizing, as I thought it would be...
instead, she just dug deep into the
knowledge of the educational bookcase...
within a week, she maxed creativity and
logic and even fulfilled the standards for
any skill related Uni-diploma... she'll be a
fine Knowledge Sim one day, I'd say...
... like her father was...
" ... and then my Dad built the
resistance army to fight the evil
vampires... he died a heroic death
against them by leading a deadly
attack against their supplies... mom
still suffers from the loss... as heiress,
it is my wish to continue my fathers
... or a t least, how she thinks he was... but
that's a different story...
... I'll tell another time... or perhaps she'll
tell it herself... there is only one thing I
still want to add...
Yes, you heard right... not only did my
sister manage to cheat on her husband, the
Plutonium guy even knocked her up with
... say hello to: Bethany Eden-
Apocalypso... at least she doesn't have her
Dad's nose... but her Hair and eyes are
that of her father... great, now we even
have the spawn of evil in our house...
and yes, she's still cute, grmmbl...
- Anyway, with that, I say good-bye for
now... hopefully, next time I have better
news... and I’m still behind the question,
who killed Alex and Ben...wish me luck!
Epilogue (see also Epilogue last
"Don't take me wrong... it's true, I'm
still a bit down by the death of my son
and my son-in-law... so call me
" Where - the - heck - is - Frank the
"... Ehrm... Mrs. Eden... I'm not sure, if
you would believe us...?"
" Try me..."
"... well, it seems, that Frank... Frank is
a Pirate now..."
" Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip,
they started from this neighborhood
without a tiny ship.
They walked around on the neighborhood
in search for Port Royale
with Frank the stilt
and the captain too..."
" Mate, for the last time: shut yer
Mouth... or what ever you have to
speak... and stop singing!
And Gilligan's Isle is not a pirate
to be continued...