Far away from Eden ep. 10.2. : It‘s not easy being Green
1. Far away from Eden ep. 10.2. : It‘s not easy being Green
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Chapter 10.2 of my apocalegacy: alternative Title: ‚You are cordially invited….‘
Family Name: Spaß-Bremsé
Lot Name: 5 Panorama Bay
Categories: Komödie, Lebensgeschichten der Sims, Satire
2. - Location: Far Away From Eden,
Simself Lair, current population: 1 –
- - *type*, *type*… Oh… Hello,
welcome back to Far away from
Eden – another apocalegacy…
yeah, it’s me again, the … ‘other’
Nemo is currently out cold having
to deal with family issues… lucky
bastar… ehr, anyway, last time,
spare Cecil grew up , went to Uni,
where his uncle June exerts a
merciless regime of studying…
now back to the story… -
4. - Heavy Smustling by Zombies and
Vampires to the Music by Beatrice Eden,
Heiress to the Eden Household coming
from the CD Player… -
‚…uhm, Hello?...
HELLLOOOHOOOO…!!! BETHANY
EDEN, CO-OWNER OF THIS
ESTABLISHMENT HERE, MAY I
HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?!...
…Thank you…Look, please, can‘t we
– just for once – change the Music?
Pretty Please? …
….
….Now don‘t get me wrong, I love my
sister Bea like… like a sister,
obviously… and this Dance Hall was
where her career started, I get it,
nostalgia and all that…but I‘m
listening to her music here constantly,
24 hours a day, for the past few…!...
actually I don‘t even know anymore
how long we‘ve been here already,
but it feels like an eternity… so please,
please, please, let me put on another
song, before I‘m going to die and…!‘
5. ‚…!....
…aw crap, I‘m dead…!
….wait…no - you don‘t get a
tombstone over your head if you are
the one who died, but if… oh no!
Uncle Antoine…!‘
6. ‚…Uncle June! Uncle June! Uncle
Antoine is…!‘
‚Yeah, yeah, I know – he‘s dead. So
what? I already knew – your Brother
Brian told me right after lifting the
phone restriction…guess, the
inheritance needed a little longer to
arrive…‘
‚WHAT?! And you didn‘t tell me?‘
‚No, why? It‘s not like it would have
made you study any harder, niece…‘
‚You, cruel insensitive…!‘
‚Your uncle would have agreed with
me that learning is more important…‘
‚UGGGH – YOU…you…Science
Sims...!‘
‚…*sigh* tell you what, I‘m actually
sick of these elevator classics your
sister calls ‚music‘ too, let‘s go
home…‘
7. ~ Location: FafE La Fiesta Tech
University ~
‚Hello? Aunt Bethany? Uncle Jun?
Anybody here? … okay, joke‘s over,
guys, this isn‘t funny anymore… it‘s
nighttime, we‘re still in the
apocalypse, and I grew up in these
horrendously looking stripes without
a wardrobe and the door is closed so I
can‘t change into…. Aw, come on,
Uncle Jun, I told you right over the
phone that I‘m arriving today, and
you promised…. Hello?‘
8. *arrive*
‚Cecil! You‘re here!‘
*hugs*
‚Aunt Beth! Am I happy to see you! I
thought, you forgot that I‘d come
today…‘
‚You never told… wait…you told us
by phone, didn‘t you?... you know,
you should talk with your Uncle…‘
9. ‚Uncle Jun!‘
*hugs*
‚Granduncle! Please be precise,
Grandnephew….!‘
‚I missed you too, ‚uncle‘… also,
despite being 3 generations apart,
we‘re all the same life stage, so why
the distinction?...‘
‚I like to be precise. Do you know the
story of the guy who literally named
his offsprings as 15th greatgrandchild
Nr. 19 or so? Be happy our family‘s
not that crazy… Anyway, you‘re here,
so it‘s time to set up your schedule….‘
‚…schedule?‘
10. ‚… and here is where you will spent
your evening hours after fulfilling
your studies to get your toy badge…‘
‚… he does that all the time, doesn‘t
he?‘
‚You have no idea… and I‘m sorry to
say that you came at the right time…
one more day alone with him and I
would have gone Hulk and murdered
hi…‘
*mental image of a Green angry Beth…*
‚*Shudder* I… I mean – let‘s leave that
old sourpuss and his skilling
obsession behind and finally get you a
decent wardrobe – well dressed
Handicap, remember?…‘
11. Location: Temporary Uni Shelter
Community Lot at La Fiesta Tech,
obeying all the Apocalypse restriction
currently still in place, so since business
and show business are lifted, clothes can
be sold….correction: bad picture of etc..*
12. ‚Okay – so the wardrobe matter has
been taken care of…‘
‚Yeah, but I‘m gonna keep this
trenchcoat for now… with the hat, I
look cool - like a private detective or
so…‘cause I consider a career in
intelligence or journalism or…‘
‚Yeah, well, whatever, the well
dressed thing was always the silliest
restriction we have…. Now, I‘ve
already made my first ten thousand
simply by finishing the next semester,
so I‘d advise you to write your term
paper soon, like your niece does over
there… ‘
‚ *types in chat* , Campus bureau?
Could you please give me the number
of a competent lawyer, I have to
report an urgent case of mistreating
innocent Sims... *blip*… What do you
mean, there can nothing be done,
there has to… *chat disconnected*…*’
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*If you want, reread the very first chapter of this
apocalegacy… if you don’t, you’ll miss out
something funny – yes, actually funny, promise!
13. ‚… Okay, Big Uncle has spoken, better
get started… hmmmm…
*secret swoon powers activate*
… oh hey, girl, you look cool and
stuff… also like your… hair… by the
way, would you do my term paper so
I have the time to go out with you… ?‘
‚Hey – who do you think I am – a
stupid Townie you can just give a few
clumsy lines and she immediately
falls for it swooning – and to top it
off, you even try to influence her to do
your bidding ???!‘
‚…*ehrm*…. Nnnnooh?‘
‚Oh goodie *giggle* - then I‘d love
to…!‘
‚… why do I feel like the creepy statue
back at home is glaring at me right
now with a look that could kill…?‘
14. * One term paper later*…
‚… and then I caught a Gigantic fish
back at Twikki island and…!‘
‚… uhm, yeah, no offense, man, also
no bad blood because of the term
paper… but you‘re not as interesting
as I thought once you told me the big
fish story… so let just be friends,
okay? Secret society friends…‘
‚Uhm… okay? Note to myself: secret
swoon powers might have
depleted…I mean, it can‘t be the big
fish story, that one is awesome…!‘
15. ‚… and then I found the biggest
flower back on Twikki Island and…‘
‚Uuuh… you‘re so cool… wanna
make out?‘
‚… see? I was right… my aunt does
the same thing…well okay, she‘s a
Romance Sim, so I guess, that‘s a plus,
but…‘
‚Hey – are you related to Beatrice
Eden?‘
‚Huh…?‘
16. ‚… uhm, yes?‘
‚I KNEW it! You look like the singer –
Beatrice Eden – man, I am a BIIIIIIIIG
fan of her…!!!‘
‚Oookay... … actually, I‘m her son, but
I don‘t really look like her, more like
my dad…?‘
‚No way! So you‘re General Don
Zombie‘s son?! Man, they were right,
Zombies can make…‘
‚WAIT! STOP! What the…are you
talking about?!‘
‚But they say that…‘
‚*icy tone* What.do.they.say?‘
17. ‚… well, they said, that the sing… your
mom and the general….are… uhmm…
close… ?‘
‚ Well, he is her… manager I guess, and
they are friends, so of course they are
close…‘
‚No I mean, close… as in: flirting, dating,
woohoo…‘
‚STOP! What do say about my mom?!
MY MOM?!!!‘
‚… but they say…‘
‚I DON‘T CARE WHAT THEY SAY! In
fact, who are ‚they‘?!‘
‚Well… you know, gossip…‘
18. ‚… in fact, it‘s from an inside source – a
Simself of all things – and you know, if
anyone knows about a rumor, than it‘s a
Simself…‘
‚I see you open your mouth, but all I get is
noise… who is that ‚Inside Source‘, that
Simself? Do you even have a name?!‘
19. ‚ Of course I do have a name! My name
is…‘
‚No – I mean the Simself!‘
‚Oh that! The name was… ehrr…
uhmm… wait, it is at the tip of my
tongue….‘
‚So you claim to have heard, that a Simself
has seen my Mom cheating on my Dad,
but don‘t know the name or anything –
and you say that straight to my face?!!‘
‚But she saw them making out while
trying to use the electrodance sphere on
your Mom‘s villa… man, you must have
it good, an electrodance sphere? Aren‘t
those like illegal…?‘
‚I DON‘T HAVE A… well, okay, there
might be a dance sphere back home,
because people leave their dating gifts for
us all around the ground and we can‘t
move them because of the athletics
restrictions, but… wait – DON‘T
CHANGE THE SUBJECT! MY MOM
IS NOT A CHEATER!‘
20. ‚Hey now, hold your plumbbob! Don‘t
shoot the messenger, just because you
don‘t like the message! And seriously,
Dude - do you really think, a Top Singer
like your Mom does not have affairs?‘
‚…YOU…!!!‘
21. ‚… and to be blunt: It is not just gossip!
Oh No! Fact is, her Grandfather, of all the
people, spotted Mr. Zombie putting rose
bouquets on her lawn! Rose Bouqets! Do
you know how hard they are to get in an
apocalypse?!‘
‚Oh really?! So my Greatgrandfather told
you – YOU - of ‚all the people‘, what
incriminating stuff other people put on
our lawn?!‘
‚Well… I… didn‘t hear it right from him,
but from the maillady of my dormcooks
neighbors love interests nephews dog
owners pet trainers uncles mothers
sisters… … well, I heard it….‘
‚Oh, Reeaally?!‘
22. ‚… OH! Oh, oh, oh - and the people I
heard it from, they also told Samara, the
General‘s Wife… boy, what a soap opera
your household must be now…!‘
‚….This. Was. The. Biggest. Pile. Of. Lies
I ever heard in my life! Where did you get
these…. Fake News?? Who is going to
believe that?!‘
‚Hey! It‘s the truth! Or are you telling
me, you rather believe in alternate facts?!‘
‚These are not alternative Facts!
Alternative Facts would be, if some higher
power would rewrite history as it was or
so…!! You know what, go away! I‘m done
talking to you, you can tell your fake news
to the wall over there!‘
‚*Pfft*… nothing against your Mom, but
you are a jerk! I‘m so not gonna comment
you to join our secret society… wait…
Hey – the son of Beatrice Eden just got
into a fight with me! If I *chirp* that
around, I‘m gonna be famous too! I so
must tell that the Secret Society!...‘
‚GO! AWAY!!!‘
23. ~ Location: back at the La Fiesta
University Eden Household… ~
‚*Grmbl* *Mrrmmbl*…‘
‚Grandnephew – I don‘t know, why
you are grumbling, and frankly, I
don‘t care, but…‘
‚MY MOM IS NOT A CHEATER!‘
‚HEY! If you wanna shout nonsense,
you can shout at the guy over there
who wants to chickendance and
handcuff you…!‘
‚Whu…?‘
24. *Chickendance* *Handcuff*
‚… and for the record: we in the Secret
Society do not take kindly to insults
and shouting against our members…
not even from future members…!‘
‚*Moan*… then why do you even let
me in…?‘
‚Because while we were all offended,
the results showed, that a majority
voted for you, and the majority is
always right…!‘
‚… aside the fact, that education cuts
are to blame for too many stupid
people eligible to vote… sorry, late uncle
Antoine, you tried your best…. how
gerrymandered is your system for
such a result…?‘
‚… and also, you‘re the son of Beatrice
Eden – do you know how much
attention we‘ll get out of our *chirps*
for that decision?‘
‚*Sigh*, guess, I‘ll just smile and wave
then…‘
25. *Smile* *Wave*
‚Psst… look at him… how he smiles
and waves… doesn‘t he know, we all
hate his guts…?‘
‚Yeah, what a meanie…! And to think,
who his mom is…!‘
‚You know, I can hear you… and for
the last time: Leave my mom out of
this!‘
‚OoOooh – now he‘s shouting at us
again for no reason… let‘s *chirp*
about this…!‘
‚OH FOR… you know what, I‘m
going to *chirp* too, about you all
being liars and fake newsers – let‘s see
whom they believe, you or me, son of
Beatrice Eden – HAH!‘
‚… why did we vote for him again?...
Oh, right…‘
26. *later*..
*WHACK!*
‚… and this happens to you, if you
ever…!‘
‚… Cecil?‘
‚ MY MO… oh… Hi, aunt Beth…
sorry, bit lost in thoughts…‘
‚I see…also saw your *chirp*…talk
about letting off steam…‘
‚… sorry, but I‘m so angry if they…!‘
‚Cecil – I‘m your mothers sister, and I
can understand, you‘re angry if
someone accuses her to … betray the
family… I was angry too - and I had
to learn, that in my case, it weren‘t
just rumors… half-sister,
remember?...‘
‚…‘
‚ Anyway - too many people are
already jerks, don‘t become one too…
promise?‘
‚…. Promise, aunt Beth…‘
31. *BOOM*
‚Huh…. That‘s odd… I feel like I
already wore these clothes at some
point… oh, right… dad‘s hideout…‘
32. ‚Congratulations, niece! I must say, I
am proud of you – despite the fact
that you goofed off my schedule so
many times, you did… well!‘
‚urge – to kill – rising…‘
‚*Ahem* - I expect a rebuttal of
gratitude for my teachings now…!‘
‚… I will not kill you, now that I‘m
older than you, little boy… how is
that for gratefulness?‘
‚*Ulp*… nevermind…‘
‚*grin* - thank you, uncle Jun… really!
Because without you, I wouldn‘t be
able to … control myself when it came
to give in to…. certain urges… bye!‘
33. ‚*Uff*… finally, she‘s gone…‘
‚I miss her already…‘
‚Yeah, well whatever… anyway,
enough useless talk, let‘s get back to
study and…‘
‚…Aww man? Really? Can‘t we have
some fun once in a while? All work and
no play play makes jack a dull boy, as
they say…And I promised aunt
Bethany, I won‘t become an angry jerk
who…‘
‚… kills people… *shudder*..‘
‚… what?‘
‚…Oh, nothing, nothing… know what,
you‘re right, Gra… nephew… let‘s
party!‘
‚YAY – you‘re the Greatest, Uncle
Jun!‘
34. *F.a.f.E. Main Household, one heartily
welcoming back later, again without
pictures…*
‚Dum de dum… it‘s not easy being
green… just like the colors*…‘
‚*Shudder*… uhm… Mrs. Eden…no
bad blood, but… could you not sing
*this* song…?... It makes me
uncomfortable… actually, sitting next to you
makes me uncomfortable anyway, I just don‘t know
why…‘
‚Why? It is an innocent little song, and
it fits what I‘m going to
do…*cough*except not wanting to be
green*cough*…‘
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* Bein Green, written by Joe Raposo
35. ‚ *smirk*… making out with the
zombie mayor again…?‘
‚Y… NO! That was only to get his
support for my plan – to get the green
back to the neighborhood!‘
‚You don‘t mean… *Imagines hordes of
evil green Bethany‘s invading the
neighbborhood*…???‘
‚Yep! I am going found a Botanic
institute and become a Natural
Scientist! I liked the gardening back at
Twikki Island, and I want this hood to
be green again too!‘
‚ *Breath of relief*... Great! Green!
Getting it now! You want to be a tree-
hugging Hippy! Zombie Love, not
war…!
‚HEY!‘
‚Kidding – kidding! Go for it! And go
make it out with the zombie mayor if
you want too…!‘
‚HE… oh forget it…‘
36. - And so…-
‚Okay, so in order to get the Green
back, I guess, I have to talk Gerd
Gieke and his weather machine… we
need lots of rain and…‘
‚Woah – thinking big, Sis? Shouldn‘t
you work on bringing the plants back
first? I mean, lots of water in a desert
terrain and no plants to hold it
actually increases desertification
and…‘
‚Oh, go play with your little gamer
friends, brother – I know what I‘m
doing… I guess…‘
37. ‚… and I keep telling you, you need
the plants first, not the rain…!‘
‚Look – can we delay the discussion
about who came first, the hen or the
egg, to a later point…? It IS my first
day at work, cut me some slack…!‘
‚… with the groundwork you laid for
promotions after laying down the
zombie mayor? You wouldn‘t believe
how fast you‘re gonna get promoted
now…‘
‚No. More. Discussions! Okay?‘
‚*Ulp*… you‘re scary, if you speak
so… bold, sis…‘
38. *Mission Report Alternate Reality
(AR) 001, Agent Snuggle: over the
course of the last days months
whatever the heck of an amount of time
has passed - in this neighborhood since
the alternate reality started, I have
observed Mrs. Bethany Eden-
Apocalypso, who in the other reality
had become the vile entity known as
Bethoria, from afar to find evidence
whether or not this could happen
again. While she shows signs of bold
speak and certain interests in green
and zombies so far, I haven‘t found
hard evidence that her action are
definitely malign, omitting an
understandable annoyance with
certain things.
Additionally, I have searched around
the neighborhood for clues *how* this
alternate reality is perceived. Certain
discrepancies seem to occur, like this
townie woman standing right next to
me cuddling the households pet, who
was supposed to be a contester in a
Bachelor Challenge with the – already
late – oldest son of the founder…
The research continues…
Mission Report AR 001 Agent
Snuggles end.*
39. *Mission Report Alternate Reality
(AR) 001, Agent Snuggle, first
addendum: While writing the last
report, something has happened: The
heiress, Beatrice Eden, is pregnant –
again!
According to my mission papers from
the ‚original‘ reality, this is actually
the second time Beatrice Eden is
expecting a third child! In the original
reality, due to the demise of her
husband, Nicholai Wood, the child
was supposed to be the child of
‚General‘ Don Zombie, or just ‚Don
Zombie from Candie‘s Uglacy.
In this reality however, Nicholai
Wood is still alive, and has apparently
continued an intimate relationship
with his wife fiance, which could be
the cause for the pregancy this time.
However, rumors persists, that she
might have had an affair with Don
Zombie while her husband was on
vacation this time.
The unlikeliness of zombie pregancy
is counteracted by the fact, that the
pregnancy occured last time even in
an extratemporal space, and Don
Zombie is already known as the
grandfather(!) of the founder of
Candies new Uglacy, Angel.
Further Inquiries will be in order…
First Addendum Mission Report AR
001 Agent Snuggles End.*
40. *F.a.f.E.Household, One Promotion to the
top later :*
(found on the computer, maximum level 6, graduated
summa cum laude +3 = level 9 career start)
‚Told ya, it would be fast…‘
‚Oh shut up… hm, it rains, but no
plants are growing…‘
*Whistles innocently*
‚…Yeah, yeah… so you were right…
big deal! Plants, rain… it will all come
together in time...!‘
41. ‚… in the meantime, let‘s see, what I
got from this promotion… Hehehe…
oh, that‘s kinkyyyyysdfwwbde db fd
xf db edbfn xf y d sfbdfbdgbfb…‘
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*writer fainting from kink overload*
42. *One extensive hiatus a.k.a. awaking from
a kink coma later, F.a.f.E. Downtown…*
‚Annnd… here we are! What do you
say?‘
‚… It‘s a building…‘
‚… a building obyeing apocalypse
restrictions…‘
‚It is the new Botanical Institute I
build as new head of the Natural
Scientists in the neighborhood…!!‘
43. ‚… I mean, look at the Cow Plant on
top of the building! Doesn‘t that say
everything?!‘
‚… well, at least it wont eat anybody
up there…‘
‚… appreciate it – or else!‘
‚… Or else what?!‘
‚…or… or… I will be really
disappointed?‘
‚… you might be speaking bold, but I
have a baby on board, and you know
how irritable expecting mothers can
be…‘
‚… sorry…‘
44. ‚Thank you… it is already bad
enough, that my cool black hair isn‘t
maternity-fit… these rastas can‘t
compare…‘
‚Mmhmm…heh, blue scorpion earring
due to bad mesh floating in the air is
funny…‘
‚Hey – are you listening?!‘
‚I think, she‘s a bit out of it, right now,
Sis… must be the snapdragons…‘
‚Snapdragons? There aren‘t any
snapdragons he… oh, where did they
come from?‘
‚Bethany already made them at home,
for the Botanical institute…‘
‚…. Annd no picture was taken –
again, right?‘
‚Yeah… the guy really slacked off
with his hiatus…‘
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Writer: HEYyeah, that‘s probably true…
45. ‚*Sigh* - okay, let‘s get this joke of a
botanical institute started… I‘m gonna
work on the flower bench, with all the
snapdragons around this shouldn‘t be
too hard…‘
46. ‚… and we are going to work the
ground, planting the seeds for making
the neighborhood green again…‘
‚I still say, that this is not how it
works, Sis… also, aside the fact, that
the rain has ceased again – why are
we planting under the intstitute?
Would direct sunlight not help much,
much more?‘
‚If the plants can‘t stand a little
shadow, how will they survive in the
apocalypse?‘
‚… point. Silly point, but point…‘
50. ‚… then more gardening… wait, is
this turning into Instant City game
play all of a sudden…?‘‘
51. ‚… silver flower badge… you‘re right,
it‘s happening here too… perhaps the
snadragons…?... quick, hold onto
your personalities, we just might
make it through this unscathed…‘
60. ‚…. NGGGH… FRUITS! LOOK – real
fruits! Guys, fruits are growing! There
is still hope! HOPE!‘
*Sob* *cries*… it‘s no use, we‘re
gonna die… I know it…!‘
‚Uhmm… hello? Random townie
here… WHAT is wrong with you
people?!! When I walked down here,
it sounded like you were in agony…
but all you do is gardening! If it hurts,
why don‘t you just stop…?‘
‚*Snif* - we can‘t! We‘re trapped!
Trapped in rapid eventless
nonsensical storytelling….!‘
‚… okay, what are you smoking? And
may I have some?‘
‚NOOooOoo… GO! Save yourself! It‘s
too late for us, but you might still
have a chance… tell the world of our
plight… *Boohoohoo*….‘
‚Wow… need to get my hands on
these snapdragons… must be one
heck of a trip….!‘
61. ‚… Gold… GOLD! I can‘t take this
anymore, I…. AAARGH….!‘
62. ‚Hold out, Brian! More fruits are
coming in! We can make it!!‘
‚*Sob*… forget about the fruits! The
fruits are a lie! It has all been a lie! A
LIE!‘
‚Don‘t say that! You must be strong!
For your unborn child! You must!‘
‚*Hnngh*… I‘ll try, I‘ll try…!‘
64. *plummet*
‚BRIAN! What is wrong?! ANSWER
ME…!‘
‚Oh my… he must have fainted off
screen, I can‘t see him anymore…!‘
‚THAT‘S IT! That‘s how we can
escape! Quick – we need to get off-
screen…!‘
‚HOW?!!‘
‚WAIT! LET ME TRY SOMETHING…
*COUGH*...
*dring* dring*…‘
65. ‚hhh… hhh…!‘
*… Bethany?*
‚… Mommy?‘
*‚… Bethany, you sound awful! What‘s
wrong?‘*
‚Mom…hhh… I love you so much…!‘
*‘OKAY – that‘s it! Beth, you and you
siblings come home this Instant Ci… this
Instant! You‘ve been at your institute for
far too long! I don‘t care how you did it,
but it certainly is not worth your
health…‘*
‚… wh… what do you mean, Mom…?‘
66. *‘What do I mean? Hello, have you
recently looked at the neighborhood? The
desert….‘*
67. *‘… has gone overnight!‘*
*plummet*
*plummet*
*‘Beth? BETHANY?!!!‘*
‚…oooh… it‘s alright, Mom… all‘s
fine… we made it… off screen…‘
*‚WHAT?!‘*
‚…don‘t worry… we‘re back home
soon… just… need a little rest…‘
*faints* *disconnect*
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Note: this story does not endorse or
condone the use of drugs in any way, nor
did the author ever do use any kind of
illegal substances, so any similarities to
real-world highs are coincidental…. And
if, why would anyone do that???
68. F.a.f.E. Eden Household:
‚… hmmm, looks like she did it…
good job, girl….
….
…. Yay, bed….!‘
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Natural Science restriction lifted
• Flower bench can be worked on
• Terrain can be different then desert or dirt for
the household
• House must not be build anymore on
foundations
• Groceries can be ordered
69. ‚… ugh… rain, rain… don‘t get me
wrong, it‘s wonderful to have the
green back, but this constant rain…‘
‚ATTEN-SHUN!‘
‚Whu…?‘
‚SARGE, YES SARGE!‘
‚OKAY, GUYS – WE HAVE A NEW
RECRUIT FOR OUR RANKS
REPLACING PRIVATE FRANK
ASAP! SHOW HIM THE ROPES!‘
‚SARGE, YES SARGE!‘
‚… Oh look, how nice, Maurice… it‘s
an apple tree…‘
‚Yes, Jack… how cute…‘
‚Where the heck did that come…?...
Wait… legacy tree, right? And because
Anais is… really clever, creator, really
clever… NOT! Because Legacy trees
MUST be placed on the first day the
founder moves to the legacy lot – so
joke‘s on you!‘
-----
*the author cries*
72. *Meowwr* *Meow* *Mowr*
*Meowwwwr* (translation: hm –
seems like I grew up… now what? Do
I get my own story? Or did you just
draw this out, because you had
nothing else to show? Mind you, I‘m
grateful for this little attention, but if
you intent to do the same thing to me
as to the third generation household
members a few pics ago, I politely
decline… so before it becomes
ridiculuous, that a few ‚meow‘ can be
translated to an entire block of human
speech, why don‘t you just skip to the
next pic…?)
73. *WAAAAAAAH!* (translation:
*WAAAAAAAH!* )
‚Sssh, Ssssh… don‘t cry, little one…
Grandma Amaryllis is here, and your
mommy will be home soon,
promise…. *snif*… ugh, that‘s a big
one…‘
‚… it‘s time, you know…‘
‚Mom… seriously? Again?‘
‚… it worked with you and Bea…‘
‚… yeah, and this was never a
problem – right?!‘
‚Of course it was a problem! So far,
you all did…!‘
‚Oh Yeah? And you of course never…!‘
‚Whom are we going to call right
now?! Hm? This is gonna be the most
awkward thing for me yet, which says
a lot about this family…!‘
74. ‚ *Sigh*… making the call now…‘
‚Ommmm…
thankyouunfortunatelymyfriendships
corehassufferedwithhimwehaventtalk
edinawhhile…‘
‚… and I don‘t even recall when I
befriended him… must be a few
chapters ago, so daily is down, but
we‘re probably best friends next time
we talk…‘
‚… I faintly recall our rivalry over
you, dear… we made each other
jealous or so…‘
‚Ommmm…yeahandirememberhimbe
ingthefirsttoscooooommmmMMM…!‘
75. -… and so…-
‚Hoagie!‘
*hugs*
‚Woah – that‘s a Welcome, Mrs.
Eden… been a while, right?‘
‚Eww!… okay, I get it, that‘s who you
were talking about the last two
pictures…Hoagie, the Hall of famer
guy whom Anais dated first - all the
way back in college! And now you
want him to be the future husband
of… *ugh*… okay, so who is your
heiress supposed to cheat on him with
this ti…?‘
[*censored scene, where the female zombie
is heavily mutilated by Amaryllis…>*]
76. -… later…-
‚…so as I was saying… as awkward as
this is… would, you, Hoagie…
whateveryourlastnameis… be willing
to become the next spouse of my
Granddaughter Celia, and move in
while she is still an infant, change her
diapers until she grows up, living
with me, her mother and uncles, and
my mother whom you already
know…‘
‚…‘
‚… or would you rather suffer the
same fate as the zombie in the
censored scene if you don‘t do it…?‘
‚PIEPER! No piping!‘
‚…Seriously? A ‚Dora the Explorer‘
pun? That‘s the best you can come up
with? Oh man….! *fingersnap*‘
77. ‚… that is a lot to take in, to be
honest… I mean, I had… a
relationship with your Mom, and this
is her Greatgranddaughter we‘re
talking about... not to forget, I‘m a
Romance Sim, I‘m not made for
lasting relationships…‘
‚You‘re too late – you never find get her
now…‘
‚…and the situation isn‘t helped by
the fact, that this Simself over there is
spouting nonsense…. But tell you
what? I am a Hall of famer, right?
And do I look like one? Hm?‘
‚… ehrm…‘
‚No, I don‘t – I am a vampire who
wears human makeup with big
glasses, I‘m kind of a big joke…‘
‚Well, I wouldn‘t phrase it that harsh..‘
‚… and that‘s why I say: let‘s do this!
Crash and Burn, but at least I can say I
tried….!‘
‚Well then… welcome to the family!‘
78. ‚Heeeey… *giggle*‘
‚Oh Red (despite the fact that you‘re
green)… I never felt such a burning in
my chest… probably heart cancer,
right?‘
‚… it‘s good to see you too, hun…‘
‚Sooo… where‘s my Nemesis – the
one who stole you from me, huh?‘
‚Oh, Jerry is upstairs, just finished
putting my Greatgranddaughter to
bed….again…‘
‚Oh. Yeah… future Greatgrandfather-
in-law… that doesn‘t feel weird the
least…‘
79. ‚… so that‘s her, huh? Man, to think,
that could be my
Greatgranddaughter…‘
‚Awww… Hoagie…‘
‚Nonono… it‘s fine… we‘re good… I
was disappointed then and I still am
disappointed now, but I love… loved
you, so I respect your choice… Jerry
won, I lost, fair and square… and I
already told your daughter, this is a
weird situation, but hey, this is not
about me, or you, or us – this is about
an apocalypse to get reversed, and if I
can help, I help…. Cool?‘
80. ‚… hm, cool… but now I feel
disappointed too…‘
‚yeah, me too… wow, I am such a sap,
right?‘
‚Yeah, mighty disappointed in you,
hun…‘
‚… friends?‘
‚Family, Hoagie, family…‘
*Athletics restriction lifted*
• Objects bigger than one tile can be moved and
sold (Business lifted)
• More than three items can be stored in inventory
• Moutain vacations available
• Sporting equipment available
• Etc.
81. ‚…‘
‚mrbl..?‘
‚… any guy ever told you, you look
like your greatgrandmother?...‘
‚mrbl…‘
‚… you know, I expected someone to
scream ‚PEDO ALARM‘ now or so…‘
‚..*drool*..‘
‚Woah – young lady, no drooling over
men until sixth grade, will ya?‘
‚*Smile*‘
82. ‚…you‘re a forward one, aren‘t
you….‘
*creepy vampire smile*
*DRING* DRING*
‚… let me guess, that‘s the Pedo Police,
right? Look, I am trying to be nice and
decent here… What should I do?
Count numbers over and over? Dress
like Scientist Mortimer Goth?‘
*silence*
‚… thank you…‘
83. ‚Here comes the airplane….!’
‚*Aaaah…*‘
*opens mouth wide*
‚… this is still not creepy….‘
87. ‚*Giggle*… wuwwie!‘
‚Hmm… yeah, my beard is fluffy… oh
wait, you mean fuzzy… wait, I mean:
her first words!... … yeah, not cre…
weird saying that…‘
88. ‚*glugluglu…*‘
‚Hm, that is her… one, two, three…
fourth bottle today… she can drink a
lot… of course, this will not be the
least bit relevant for the future…will
it?‘
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*writer makes mental note*
89. ‚HOOOOOWL! My little niece is a
little lady now – HOOOOWL!‘
‚Haha… yeah, Hooowl… sorry, can‘t
do that, vampire, not werewolf…
wait, whey do I suddenly feel so
stinky…?‘
‚Because that‘s what a Werewolf
Howl does – it depletes bladder
motives….‘
‚… oh. *blush* Then why did you do
it…?‘
‚Also zero niceness… oh and you
should put Celia on the potty really
fast, to teach her how to do it…‘
‚Ah, okay, training method… will you
do that often?‘
‚Nope – she‘ll develop a fear of
werewolves soonish, so not really an
option….‘
90. ‚… wow… okay, so this is my new
family… well now, aside all parenting
and socialising, all I have to do is to
meditate or sleep in my coffin and run
every morning to the car to get to
work without dying… well, crash and
burn I said, crash and burn….‘
91. ‚WAMA…!‘
‚Ooooh, my little girl… we‘re finally
back… my, how much you‘ve
grown…!‘
‚‘Bout time you returned from your
botanical institute, young lady… I was
worried sick after the call with
Bethany… what happened?‘
‚… it was so uneventless - like you
wouldn‘t believe, mom… badges,
gardening… and lots of
snapdragons… oh right, Bethany
might have gone a bit high on the
smell…‘
‚WHAT?!‘
‚Oh, don‘t worry, she‘ll get over it…‘
92. ‚… Awww, look at this… my little girl
can already stand on her own…!‘
‚…Still can‘t get over the fact you can
get high on snapdragons…‘
‚… how else can you explain the
effects, Mom? Anyway – anything
interesting happening here…?...
except my little Celia growing up, I
mean… sooo sorry my girl I missed
your birthday…‘
‚Oh, nothing special… as I said, our
terrain turned green – thank you for
that again – we now have an apple
tree, our cat Charlie grew up, Celia
you know already… oh, and her
future husband Hoagie moved in…‘
‚Ah, okay, so the usual… … wait,
what was the last part…?‘
93. ‚… future husband?!!‘
‚Yep… and I have to agree with Mom,
Ben and Nicholai worked out after all,
didn‘t they?‘
‚… well, for me and Nicky perhaps,
but you…!‘
‚Oh please – whom are you fooling
here? Your own mom, who made the
same mistake?‘
‚…so you know…‘
‚Holding my tongue, us matriarchs of
the Eden household can be good at
keeping this slightly dyfunctional
family together… well, Jerry might
know too, but hey, he and Anais met
in College, all bets were off at that
time…‘
94. ‚… also, do you actually know whose
child it is…??‘
‚WEEEEH – She can walk! SO
PROUD!!! WEEE… wait, did you say
something, Mom?‘
‚Oh, Nothing, nothing… that doesn‘t
need to be sorted out anyways later…‘
95. ‚OUCH! SOOO MUUUCH…
DRAMA! CAN‘T… TAKE
IT…DYING…!‘
‚ BRIAN! Were you listening?!!!‘
‚Wolf‘s ears! And your talk about
matriarchs and dysfunctional? Not
cool, girls…!‘
96. ‚…‘cause I can be quiet too – wolf‘s
honour!‘
‚*Meooowr…* (translation: and you
are soo good at it right now…)
‚HEY!‘
‚*Mowror?* (translation: you can
understand me? Or just guess…?)‘
‚… Okay, okay – Mom, Brian – shut
up! Not a word anymore! I‘ll deal
with it, when the time comes…‘
97. ‚… wywuncwional?‘
‚Nyyeee… almost, princess… again:
family – you can say it!‘
‚*Sigh*… so much sap and drama…‘
‚Yeah…horrible, isn‘t it…? *starts
backrub* ‘
‚*hmmm* *relax*… it is… sooo
horrible, and we‘re about to run into it
like a brickwall….‘
‚… and there is nothing more horrible
than this…. Right?‘
‚… right… totally more horrible than
evil villains, giant zombie armies,
enslavement, cannibalism, world
conquests…‘
‚… why are you saying that?‘
‚… he asks, not remembering anything of
what happened… ‚nothing, nothing‘…
she replied – ‚please, go on…‘ ‚okay…‘
98. ‚… bow-wow!‘
‚… it‘s ‚Uncle‘, princess…‘
‚ BOW-WOW!‘
‚… close enough… now say… ehrm…
‚funny‘…‘
‚Unwa Bwian!‘
‚… that‘s my princess…‘
99. ‚WEEE… I CWAN TAWK!‘
‚Yep –you did it…‘
‚… bwut why cwan‘t I way wtuff
without wwaying ‚w‘ aww twe
twime?‘
‚… I guess, that‘s the creators idea of a
toddler talking, despite having
learned the skill…‘
‚ Bwah…Whewe‘w my Huwbawnd?
Wtwill awt wowk?‘
‚… OOOKAY – naptime for all little
princesses who shouldn‘t have
learned the Husband-word in the first
place…!‘
101. ‚ … wone mowe twime…
TALWWWWK! TALLLLWWWK! TA-
W-LK! WODWAMMWIT! I wound
wike I wave medicwated cwotton in
mwy mwoutw!‘
‚… perhaps I can help with that…!‘
‚… whu…?‘
102. ‚Don‘t be afraid, child… It‘s just me,
your friend, the bunny head…‘
‚…Awe wou mwy hawf-aunwt‘w
daddwy wemotewlwy twying to
tuwn mwe ewiwl? Wike in Epwiwode
wixtwh-thwee?‘
‚Wha… NO! Also, how do you know
about this?‘
‚I juwt knew… Hey, thwat lawt wowd
waw correct….Agwain! Okway, I‘m
gwame – tweach me!‘
‚Goood… very good…‘
103. *BUMP*
‚Ugh… oh my… getting close…
thankfully, Nick still doesn‘t suspect a
thing… please have a green skin, that
would make things easier…‘
104. ‚Momma biwg?‘
‚Like a beachball, girl… hey, your
language skills have really improved
since you hang up with the bunny
head…‘
‚Yesw, Mommy…‘
‚… *sigh*… hey, since you‘ve gotten
so smart – what‘s your idea on
brushing things over with your Dad,
if this is turning out badly…?
Seriously, might as well ask you, it‘s
not like anybody else doesn‘t seem to
not know about my little fling… I
swear, it was only during vacation,
and meeting Samara afterwards… on
second thought, let‘s not talk about
it…‘
‚Why down‘t wyou mawwy Dad?
Pwomise to bwe waithwul awnd
wtuww… Iw we wuvs wou, he‘w
wogiwe wou…‘
‚… … you‘re right, we‘re still only
engaged… and wedding arches are
allowed now… a little wedding
ceremony, showing that he means so
much for me… and if your little
sibling is green, all is well again…!‘
‚Gwad to help, Mom…‘
105. ‚… Did you hear that?‘
‚What is it, Jack?‘
We‘re gonna have a wedding, dear!‘
‚Oh Jack – you mean that, Jack?‘
‚Yes – I heard upstairs – I mean up
‚me‘ – Beatrice wants to marry
Nicolai!‘
‚Awww… and I
thought…nevermind… oh, look, the
apple tree has its first apples!‘
‚Oh… yummy, yummy! Hey, since we
all have names down here, the tree
should have one too…‘
‚You‘re right, Jack! Hmm… how
about Frank Junior? I miss the old
pirate…‘
Good Idea, Maurice! Little Frank Tree!
Welcome to the Family, Frank!‘
106. ‚…Awww… apples… that reminds
me of my youth, all the way back…
me and mom and dad plucking
apples…‘
‚… you ate the forbidden fruits, Mrs.
Eden?!‘
‚Ate, swollowed and digested – or do
you think, I survived only on dates
then?‘
‚Oookay… by the way, Mrs. Eden –
are we invited to the wedding too?‘
‚Wedding?‘
‚Yeah, your Granddaughter and Mr.
Wood want to get married! With a
wedding arch!‘
‚Wow – now that‘s a surprise! And a
nice one, for a change… except the
tree, the green, Hoagie… hmmm,
actually a lot of nice things have
happened…yes, a wedding sounds
nice…‘
107. ‚HEY! Wait a… I‘m not married yet,
either! Why didn‘t I think of that
sooner… Jerrrrry…!‘
*runs upstairs*
Oh, Oh, double wedding… this is
going to be awesome!‘
‚Mmhmm… how about… a triple
wedding?‘
‚Oh wow – who will be the third pair,
Mauric?‘
‚Well, perhaps.. You and…?‘
‚Pfthahaha, Maurice, you‘re funny –
I‘m a bunch of stairs meant to be used
by many, I‘m not made for
marriage…literally!‘
‚Awww…. … … who do you think‘ll
be invited?‘
‚Well, of course the family, our
students at the Uni…‘
108. -… one boring invite scene again without
pics later…-
‚Here comes the bride…!‘
‚Weeh!‘
‚Good Health, Good Luck!‘
‚Yeah and… hey wait a minute… who
invited this zombie and the Rocky
Horror look-alike here?‘
‚Oh I found her laying on the ground
over there, heavily beaten… thought I
do her something good… and the guy
said his sister had the flue and
couldn‘t make it, but he had brought
the rice… didn‘t you invite him,
Mom?‘
‚… oh, nevermind… my mom and my
daughter are getting married, and I‘m
the last one to make a scene this
day…! But where‘s Hoagie?‘
‚Yeah… he‘s busy with Celia, and
mom‘s wedding… I guess, it still
hurts… Grandma said, she
understands…‘
109. ‚… so…‘
‚…so…‘
‚…it‘s strange, isn‘t it? We‘ve been
together for – how long? And all this
time, we never went through with
this…‘
Yeah – we could have just exchanged
rings someday on the street – bamm!
Married…‘
‚… instead, we waited – for this…‘
‚…Was it worth it?‘
‚…hell yeah…! This and a thousand
more…!‘
110. ‚ *Sigh*… oh Jerry – you‘re such a
charmer…‘
‚And you‘re one hot
Greatgrandmomma…!‘
‚HEY!‘
‚… and If you think about skipping
the wedding now – I‘ll follow you
around the earth and to the moon…!‘
‚… gonna give me a headstart? I‘m
seriously considering…!‘
‚Not a chance…!‘
111. ‚… *sigh*… I‘m trapped, aren‘t I? Just
my luck, Always falling for the wrong
guys…‘
‚I promise to be rightest wrong guy
you ever had…‘
‚*teary*… and I promise… promise to
be the best choice you ever made…‘
112. ‚… and with this ring… I seal this
promise… for now and ever…! *snif*‘
113. ‚… and?‘
‚What…?‘
‚… you already upheld that promise,
Anais – a long time ago… making me
the luckiest guy in existence, history
and beyond…‘
‚*snif*… Jerry…‘
‚… and with this ring, it‘s now time
for me to promise the same to you…
love you, cherish you, stay with you –
for now and all eternity….!‘
114. ‚… and whatever we‘ll be facing from
now on, we‘ll be facing it together, as
husband and wife… in good and bad
times…‘
115. ‚… and most of all, as a family… a
crazy, stubborn, dysfunctional
family… yes, a family…‘
‚…Jerry…!‘
*snifles* tears* claps*
117. ‚Gosh, that‘s so heartwarming… oh
no, it‘s my turn after that…!‘
‚…*snif* Cold Feet, Mr. Wood…?‘
‚… N.. No… actually, yes, though
arctic would be a better comparison…
I mean, how can I compare to that….?‘
‚Too late – just imagine what I would
do to you if you don‘t go up there and
marry my daughter…‘
‚…!‘
‚Relax – I won‘t be making a scene, I
promised… just remember… today is
the day to be happy, the past is past,
all is forgiven if you make the step
etc…‘
‚You… you‘re right… thanks Mrs…
mother –in-law…‘
118. ‚…okay, so everything your
grandparents said, yadda-yadda –
also: sorry for everything I didn‘t
accomplish these two did, including
making a good speech right
now…*blush*‘
‚… and I am going to second
everything you just said, and also
make everything better in the
future…‘
*Kick*
‚… Ouch!... Including wearing a
different bridal gown, this one is too
tight for the baby apparently…‘
119. ‚… great, so let‘s do the rings – please
don‘t fall down, please don‘t fall
down…‘
‚*Giggle*… you really are trembling,
Nicky…‘
‚… and peeing my pants, and
sweating like a bull, and freezing in
fear and feeling empty and everything
else….!‘
‚… mom‘s words to me too: relax –
we‘ll make this happen – together –
you, me, our family, including my
gree… our…. Baby…‘
‚… yeah, we will…for now and ever,
and all is forgiven, right…?‘
‚Yes Nick – all forgiven…‘
120. *Smooch…*
‚*Snif* my girl…‘
‚YAY, Sis…‘
‚HOOOOWL…!‘
‚BRIAN!‘
‚Sorry… but this was double wedding
was sooo… I just couldn‘t…!‘
‚Okay – that‘s it! First I‘m forced to
stand around here between this harpy
and the crazy shmex-guy with the
rice, and now this wolf-guy made
me… negative star to this
establishment, I‘m going….!‘
*dark negative star cloud*
‚MOM – STOP! You promised…!‘
‚I DON‘T CARE – LET ME AT HER,
I‘M GOING TO….‘
*little brawl*…
Background:
‚Oh, so sweet… I hope, me and Cecil
get such a nice wedding too…that‘s
why I brought him all these dating
gifts nobody can use…‘
121. -… later…-
‚…*Whew*… this… was… perfect!…
well, the brawl not so much… and the
waiting line for our toilet after Brian‘s
mishap was a bit… but heck, I never
thought I could ever be so happy
again… !‘
*snif*
‚… *sigh*, me and my big mouth…
what kind of drama is it this time…?‘
122. *sniffle*
‚ Awww, Amaryllis… girl… the
wedding is over! And everything was
great – perfect, I would say… and
yes, there were a lot of tears of joy, but
seriously, still tears…?‘
*hug*
‚… *snif*… sorry mom… I had
promised myself to keep it together…
today, of all days… but…‘
‚… you and Benjamin, right?‘
‚…Y… YES! *cries*… it‘s not fair, you
know… I mean, I probably don‘t
deserve that in the first place, but…‘
‚Sssh, Sssh… I understand… I would
have liked a triple wedding too… …
Wait, something‘s not right…
what…???‘
126. - A few moments earlier…-
‚BOOOOOOH!!!!!!‘
‚AAAAAAAAH!‘
*plummets*
*dies*
127. ‚… WAIT – DIDN‘T I TAKE YOU
BEFORE?....‘
*shuffle*shuffle*
‚NO… NO… OH, NOW I GET IT…
OKAY, CAN‘T SAY YOU DIDN‘T
DESERVE THAT IN RETROSPECT –
SEE EXHIBIT ‚A‘ RIGHT BEHIND
YOU – BUT ON YOUR WEDDING
DAY? OUCH, TALK ABOUT BAD
KARMA… ALSO, NOBODY CAME
TO RESCUE YOU? WHERE ARE
THEY? ON THE TOILET?... WELL,
SORRY MAN, BUT HERE WE GO
AGAIN…‘
128. ‚NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
NICK!!! DAD!!! WHYYYYYY?!!!!‘
‚Ouch.. Seriously? You did a wedding,
then powered her husband out , just
to kill him for another ghost type?
Was the ghost part of the program? Or
was starvation supposed to get him
first? Also, I see a pic of him doing
rally forth… that is low, man, soo
low…!‘
‚…the Sim from another challenge
uploaded to this hood whose name I don‘t
remember wanted to say, when she
suddenly found herself teleported out of
this lot and back to the Simbin, so nobody
could hear her….‘
‚Who…?‘
*teleport*
129. ‚Hahaha… yesss! Revenge is mine!
Finally! Rest in pieces, sucker!!!....‘
‚… the ghost of Benjamin Long said,
relishing the feeling of killing his
murderer just after wedding his
daughter… which was not part of the
plan, but unfortunately stories are seldom
fairy tales ever after…eventually, the
feeling passed, leaving only the most
elementary needs a ghost still has
behind…‘
‚…. …Yay, bed…‘
‚… to be continued…and it will never
end… never… *cries*…‘
130. -… Whu… Whut the… I didn‘t…?! –
‚… the Nemo at the Lair stuttered for a
moment in disbelief, as this was…
EXACTLY the ending he had intended,
which made his outburst nonsensical, not
that that was to be expected. after having
spent so many hours at the
bubbleblower…‘
-… oh…. Yeah… right…-
131. ‚… to be continued…‘
-… *shudder*… okay, that IS
disturbing, we shouldn‘t… -
‚TO. BE….!‘
-… continued, got it… Happy
Simming? –
‚…‘
- Happy Simming… I guess… -