This is a parody on how a cloud sales person justify on why a CIO/ IT Manager not want Cloud Computing. This is no way to hurt the sentiments of IT Managers or CIOs. There are genuine reasons for not adopting Cloud. They may include Application Readiness to Corporate Culture to Control Loss to data Security to Privacy Concerns. Rather than understand the details and the impact, today's quick sell "Cloud Sales Teams" may just articulate the non-adoption by categorizing CIO into these areas .