1.
You must rewind
this VHS tape
every time you watch it.

2.
Over squealing cassette tapes.

3.
But you have
no way to reply.

4.
You have limited storage
for files on this floppy disk.

5.
Be afraid…
be very afraid of

6.
Said the stranger
in the chat room.

7.
That email account
isn’t free.

8.
Too bad, your DVDs
are all scratched.

9.
Without a touch screen
and data plan.