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Guide to Techie Handshakes
1. Your Guide to Techie Handshakes
Handshakes that
totally need to
become mainstream.
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Your Guide to Techie Handshakes
By now we all know how to impress each other with a
strong, ļ¬rm handshake.
But the tech conference of the year is approaching
(ahmm, humm, NetApp Insight) and itās time to shake
things up. With a little creativity you can bring a little
personality to introductions and really impress people you
meet.
So start here, and before you know it the Rock-Paper-
Scissors-Lizard-Spock may be seen in cities nationwide.
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Source: TCGwithHats.com
Rock-Paper-
Scissors-Lizard-
Spock
Any of you Big Bang Theory fans know what weāre talking about. Instead of
the traditional āRock-Paper-Scissorsā to settle things, Sheldon and friends
prefer to work things out with a little thing called āRock-Paper-Scissors-
Lizard-Spock.ā Well, itās time for someone to make it into a handshake. "
Oh, and if you need rules on how it works, check this out.
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āFizzbinā
The Technical
Support Secret
Handshake
This is not our idea, but it needs to be shared so weāre making it happen.
Bust out this handshake to let them know that theyāve found another
kindred soul. Thereās no need for small talk or tech explanations, jump
straight to geek speak. Read more about āFizzbinā here.
Source: Blogs.DavenportLibrary.com
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Geek Gang "
Signs
Just ļ¬ash one of these geek gang signs courtesy of this brilliant guy to show
the world youāre qualiļ¬ed to be awesome. Thereās a sign for everyone.
"
Source: JoeyDevilla.com
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Photo source CityTV.com
Community"
Spirit
Movie and television characters are always busting out with some hilarious
handshake that we wish we thought of ļ¬rst. Donāt be ashamed to show
your geek pride for your favorite show by copying your fav shake. One of
the best is Troy and Abedās greeting from Community.
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Old Skool
"
Source: Complex.com
Another television favorite? Reaching back in time for this one, "
The Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff had their own handshake that millions
have copied (just donāt sing that theme song when you do it)."
To see the full shake, go here.
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Source: Geekologie.com
The Light Saber
Finger Shake
Okay, this one isnāt totally practical since we would all have to walk around
with light sabers on our ļ¬ngers. But, just stop and think for a minute about
how much fun life would be if that were the case. (Tip: you can pick up
temporary Star Wars tattoos on the Web. Google it!)
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The āTurkeyā
High Five
As a rule, high-ļ¬ves shouldnāt be on this list. Theyāve had their heyday and
donāt need to come back. But, what do you do with those people who
didnāt get the memo? Donāt leave them hanging. Hit āem with a high turkey.
Use a bald up ļ¬st to make the combined hands look like a turkey. Oh yes,
and donāt forget to yell āturkey!ā
Source: SalesForce.com
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The āHowieā
Unshake
Prefer to not touch strangers? Youāre not alone. Howie Mandel may have
been one of the ļ¬rst ones to be vocal about this phobia, but heās certainly
not the last. If you donāt want to shake hands with random people, there
are about a million modiļ¬cations of the arm or ļ¬st-bump that you can
adopt for your own, and play it off as totally cool.
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October 7-10, 2013
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