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I Have a Dream:
A MeetingBoy Presentation
         Slides By: FlyoverJoel
I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that other people’s lack of planning isn’t my problem.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .

that your bad day doesn’t entitle
you to ruin mine.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .




     that your stupid cousin we had to hire
          can actually perform his job.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .

Attend Lunch & Learn   that vendor
                       capabilities
                       presentations
No Lunch Provided      always include
                       donuts.

No Learn Provided


Wish For Death
I HAVE A DREAM . . .



    that my boss will
  actually explain what
    he wants and not
   penalize me for not
“doing whatever it takes”.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .


     that the client’s indecisiveness doesn’t
        cause the project to launch late
         because of capricious changes.




              Siri, define capricious.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .


  Work Life Balance      that your poor time
                         management doesn’t
                         bring me in on weekends.

                      Work
                      Life
I HAVE A DREAM . . .




that anyone who leaves a voicemail is forced to listen to
       their own voicemails until Judgment Day.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .


  Change               Expectations   Suck




 that account management
 actually asks their client
 if they like it, instead of
 making us change things
 for no reason.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .


                         that my contributions
                         will be judged by the
         MeetingBoy      quality of my
         Unappreciated   ideas, and not on the
         Office Worker   title on my business
                         card.
Review
 Please take 17 minutes to listen to and reflect on
  the amazing “I Have a Dream” speech from the
      incomparable Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
              Also, look for us on
          Twitter: MeetingBoy, FlyoverJoel
         Facebook: MeetingBoy, FlyoverJoel
        Tumblr, Slideshare, and wherever else
            free Internet content is sold.

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I Have A Dream (office version)

  • 1. I Have a Dream: A MeetingBoy Presentation Slides By: FlyoverJoel
  • 2. I HAVE A DREAM . . . that other people’s lack of planning isn’t my problem.
  • 3. I HAVE A DREAM . . . that your bad day doesn’t entitle you to ruin mine.
  • 4. I HAVE A DREAM . . . that your stupid cousin we had to hire can actually perform his job.
  • 5. I HAVE A DREAM . . . Attend Lunch & Learn that vendor capabilities presentations No Lunch Provided always include donuts. No Learn Provided Wish For Death
  • 6. I HAVE A DREAM . . . that my boss will actually explain what he wants and not penalize me for not “doing whatever it takes”.
  • 7. I HAVE A DREAM . . . that the client’s indecisiveness doesn’t cause the project to launch late because of capricious changes. Siri, define capricious.
  • 8. I HAVE A DREAM . . . Work Life Balance that your poor time management doesn’t bring me in on weekends. Work Life
  • 9. I HAVE A DREAM . . . that anyone who leaves a voicemail is forced to listen to their own voicemails until Judgment Day.
  • 10. I HAVE A DREAM . . . Change Expectations Suck that account management actually asks their client if they like it, instead of making us change things for no reason.
  • 11. I HAVE A DREAM . . . that my contributions will be judged by the MeetingBoy quality of my Unappreciated ideas, and not on the Office Worker title on my business card.
  • 12. Review Please take 17 minutes to listen to and reflect on the amazing “I Have a Dream” speech from the incomparable Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Also, look for us on Twitter: MeetingBoy, FlyoverJoel Facebook: MeetingBoy, FlyoverJoel Tumblr, Slideshare, and wherever else free Internet content is sold.