1. AND NOW IS THE MOMENT OF YOUR TEST.
 Relax, I’m just kidding.
 Look at the following response of a kid to a
test.
 I had a good laugh at it.
 Hope you like it.

2. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AS ACCURATELY AS
POSSIBLE.
PRETEST

3. PRE - TEST
1 In which battle did Napoleon died?
A. His last one.
2 Where was the Declaration of Independence
signed?
A. On the bottom of the page.
3 River Ravi flows in which State?
A. Liquid state.
4 What is the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage.
5 What is the main reason for exams?
A. Failure.

4. PRE - TEST
6 What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
7 What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.
8 If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea,
what will it become?
A. Simply, a wet stone.
9 How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A. Easy, sleep at night.

5. PRE - TEST
10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. You can never lift an elephant that has 1
hand.
11 If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand
and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
12 If it took, 8 men 10 hours to built a brick wall,
how long it would take 4 men to built it?
A. No time at all, the wall was already built.

6. PRE - TEST
13 How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Any way you want, because a concrete
floor
is very hard to crack.
Obviously the teacher gave him an “F,” but
he got an “A” for creativity. lol. 