Leighann Lord is a veteran comedian based in New York City. She's appeared on ABC's The View, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, The World Stands Up and Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. She's performed for the troops in the Middle East, and has been called one of NY's10 Hot Comics (Improper Magazine). Enjoy a weekly wrap up of her comedy & commentary! Hire her to perform, host, or speak at your next event! @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!

1. Funny Bone is in The BrainNotes & Jokes

2. My favorite
notes & jokes
for the week of
May 26-30, 2014

3. This week we lost
The Phenomenal Woman, Maya Angelou.
I wrote a piece about meeting her and it
was published in the Huffington Post. Please enjoy:
My Maya Angelou.

5. The Santa Barbara
Sheriffs Department says
they're barred from entering
a residence without a warrant.
Folks in The Hood said: "Word?”
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6. The Supreme Court
has made it difficult for states
to give the death penalty
to prisoners who claim
an intellectual disability.
So nobody in America dies now?
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8. Apple is buying Beats headphones.
This may be the last straw for Zune.
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9. A Utah school
photoshopped over girls' bare arms
in their yearbook photos.
Because bare arms are the slippery slope
to Playboy centerfold? #YearbookBurka
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10. Joke
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11. Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer
is buying the Clippers for $2B.
Oh, the things you can buy
when you earn a living wage.
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