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2. Power Force Twitter
Black Belt
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By Marcus Brown
http://andasifbymagic.com
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3. Introduction.
There’s a movement, a shift, a change in
direction. Can you feel it? Can you feel the
power? Can you sense the change in the force?
These, are exciting times.
All of the above questions are pertinent and
important but the biggest, most hugely
important question left out, spared cunningly for
this particular paragraph is this; are you part of
the movement – are you part of twitter? If not,
you are doomed and destined to fail in every
part of your future life and that would be truly
embarrassing. Not being part of this movement
will cripple you professionally, personally,
emotionally and yes, physically. You will
eventually suffer from the kind of dull
headaches that push from the back of your skull
and you may loose your appetite for pasta, meat
products and or vegetables.
This needs to be avoided and I intend to help
you.
This simple 10 step killer strategy guide will help
you master the mysteries of twitter and aid you
in your mission to become a power force twitter
black belt. It will help you register a new
account and improve your existing twitter
activities. It will help you manage followers,
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4. destroy twitter competition and become hugely
famous and influential among other twitter users
with a view to becoming wildly famous when
traditional forms of fame and fortune are
nothing more than a vague and distant memory
of a yester-year gone by.
Following the 10 strategies outlined in this guide
will ensure success. Ignoring them will result in
your own personal and professional
Armageddon.
Welcome to Power Force Twitter Black Belt.
It’s time to get it on.
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5. Chapter 1. Step 1. Strategy 1.
W.H.Y?
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6. So you want to be a twitter black belt, you want
to control the future and manage your destiny?
You want to crush your competition, neighbour
friend and foe. You want to pummel them into
pathetic submission and have them worshipping
you and your every word? You want fame? You
want fortune? You want it now?
If the answer to all of these questions is a
resounding, heartfelt YES then you’re just 10
steps away from reaching your goal. 10 simple
strategies to lead you down the path to the
ultimate power of influence and knowledge. If
you answered YES to these questions then you
need to ask yourself another question.
To ask yourself this question you need to
prepare yourself properly; you will need to get
yourself into the right frame of mind, centre
yourself and calm down a little.
You need to calm down. Strategy guides can
arouse you and make your head go a buzz with
excitement and all the possibilities that suddenly
flood into your mind. So we need to calm you
down.
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7. CALM
DOWN
This is what you will need to do.
1. Stand up and move away from where
you are currently sitting.
2. Hold this book in your left hand for
your left hand is your calming hand.
3. Go to the room that offers more peace.
In most households this will be your
lavatory. Go there. Go there now.
4. Lock the door.
5. Sit down and make yourself
comfortable.
Once you have done all of these things you are
ready to ask yourself a very important question.
The all important question. The secret question
that will lead you to the ultimate status of power
force twitter black belt. The question is:
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8. W.H.Y?
W. Who do I want to control, who do I want to
pummel into submission and who should be
worshipping my every tweet?
H. How do I achieve this goal, how will my
strategies affect my life positively whilst
destroying my chosen competition?
Y. Yours for the taking?
As you can see calming down was an important
step towards this question and the lavatory was
probably the best place for you to be.
These are exciting times.
Before you launch your life in a power force
twitter black belt direction you will need to
examine the W.H.Y? model very closely. You
will probably need to buy a little note book and
write the answers down. Mastering the first step
is crucial for the success of any power force
twitter black belt.
To help you formulate your answers to these
questions are have asked some of the worlds
power force twitter black belts to give us some
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9. insight into their own W.H.Y? strategies. For
obvious reasons these power force twitter
experts have asked to remain anonymous
“I wanted to control the whole cartoon, wine
sector, literally dominate booze and scribbles
online within a particularly geeky group of
people that used to find Garfield funny. There
are like, fucking millions of them out there.
Their moms wouldn’t let them anywhere near
booze so I had to make it cool for them and I
did this by telling them it was cool. I dominate
my corner of twitter through a combination of
language, blocking, tweet flooding and wit; I
simply won’t take any shit. If someone moves
into my corner I tell everyone to tell everyone
that they are shit. I crush them. I just don’t take
any shit. For my followers I am twitter. ”
Male power force twitter black belt with over 14.000
followers
“I dominate through knowledge and creation.
My corner of twitter is a mix of celebrity gossip,
parties and my business book. When I sat down
to think about W.H.Y? I soon realised that I am
lovely and that my hair is far more gorgeous
than anybody else on twitter so I’m playing the
sexy but not quite as dumb as you would think
dollar. I crush my competition by confusing
them. It’s just how I roll”.
Female power force twitter black belt with over 24.000
followers.
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10. “My W.H.Y? I’m going after the big boys. I’m
going to crush them. They bring out a book –
crush it. They bring out technology – crush it.
They bring out a anything – crush it. How? I
link to everything I’ve ever written on it and say
that it sucks. Even if it doesn’t. I’ve cornered the
market through crushing. I have my people.
They are my people. They’ll follow me
anywhere. If they don’t I tell everybody that they
suck too. ”
Male power force twitter black belt with over 300.000
followers.
Take note of these power force twitter black
belts. Marvel at their skill, their determination
and their power.
You’d like that too wouldn’t you? You’d like to
control you twitter destiny and create on some
future safe personality?
Without focusing clearly on your W.H.Y? you
will never be able to achieve this. You will never
be able to be great. You will never feel the
power; the power of power force twitter and
you will never be a power force twitter black
belt.
So calm down and focus.
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