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PRESENTATION
B Y B R I G H T C A R B O N
Twas the night before the conference
Delegates tucked away in bed
But Judy wasn’t sleeping
For her mind was filled with dread
It was her presentation
That left her feeling sick
No calming tea or counting sheep
1
2
3
4
Would even do the trick
1
The gremlins they were lurking
She counted one and all
Juuuudy
‘What if I forget my lines?
Hello, my name is...
Or off the stage I take a fall?’
Is there a doctor?
‘I might stumble over all my words
mumbo jumbo
And say not what I mean
I’m confused.
Then no one will want our wares
And I’ll let down the whole team.’
T H E N E W S
JUDY, FIRED!
‘What if I lose my train of thought
And let my throat go dry!?
I’ll be a presentation frog!’
Then poor Judy starts to cry.
The gremlins they were laughing
They’d prove poor Judy right
But coming softly on the wind:
An intervention that was BRIGHT
‘Oh Judy, why this upset?’
The Presentation Fairy said.
1
‘I have tips and tricks and cheats
For you to put inside your head.’
‘First, its not that scary,
1
Look for faces that you know,
TED
STEVE
KAREN
They’ll help to put your mind at ease
I’m amazing.
And you’ll soon find you have a flow.'
And I’m almost finished.
I’m amazing.
‘But what about disasters?’
Said poor Judy, vexed,
‘Like a nuclear meltdown,
Or on the front row sits my ex!?’
TED
STEVE
KAREN
brad
‘The only way to really
2
Be at ease with what you do
2
Is to practice jolly hard at it—
2
In front of a camera too!
‘There you’ll see just what you look like,
From the viewer’s point of view
You’ll know what it is they’re thinking
I understand everything.
Because you’ve seen it too!
‘Try not to sit and learn a script,
Hello INHALE My name is Judy. EXHALE
And recite it as it is.
Hello, my name is Judy.
Zzzzz
Instead it’s best to have some notes
HELLO
JUDY
And rehearse the general gist.
FACTS
HELLO
JUDY
This helps it stick inside your brain.
FACTS
HELLO
JUDY
FACTS
HELLO
JUDY
As you know it through and through.
FACTS
HELLO
JUDY
FACTS
HELLO
JUDY
FACTS
HELLO
JUDY
Then if something should occur
You can pick up right on cue.
Facts!
‘But the best advice I have for you
3
Regards the slides themselves
3
If they’re dull and boring
Your dreams might as well get shelved.
GAME OVER
‘Instead they must be visual
With good design to boot.
Just that and no bad bullets
Will help you sell your loot.
Interaction is what we aim for,
And harmony besides
Between our lovely Judy
And her equally lovely slides.
‘At last I think I’ve got it!’
Judy laughed aloud.
‘I’m really not that scared now,
And of my slides, I’m proud.’
The Presentation Fairy smiled.
1
‘It was the least that I could do!’
And if you need our expertise
We can help you too!’
CLICK HERE
For More INFORMATION
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Presentation Nightmares And How To Beat Them

  1. PRESENTATION B Y B R I G H T C A R B O N
  2. Twas the night before the conference
  3. Delegates tucked away in bed
  4. But Judy wasn’t sleeping
  5. For her mind was filled with dread
  6. It was her presentation
  7. That left her feeling sick
  8. No calming tea or counting sheep 1 2 3 4
  9. Would even do the trick 1
  10. The gremlins they were lurking
  11. She counted one and all Juuuudy
  12. ‘What if I forget my lines? Hello, my name is...
  13. Or off the stage I take a fall?’ Is there a doctor?
  14. ‘I might stumble over all my words mumbo jumbo
  15. And say not what I mean I’m confused.
  16. Then no one will want our wares
  17. And I’ll let down the whole team.’ T H E N E W S JUDY, FIRED!
  18. ‘What if I lose my train of thought
  19. And let my throat go dry!?
  20. I’ll be a presentation frog!’
  21. Then poor Judy starts to cry.
  22. The gremlins they were laughing
  23. They’d prove poor Judy right
  24. But coming softly on the wind:
  25. An intervention that was BRIGHT
  26. ‘Oh Judy, why this upset?’
  27. The Presentation Fairy said. 1
  28. ‘I have tips and tricks and cheats
  29. For you to put inside your head.’
  30. ‘First, its not that scary, 1
  31. Look for faces that you know, TED STEVE KAREN
  32. They’ll help to put your mind at ease I’m amazing.
  33. And you’ll soon find you have a flow.' And I’m almost finished. I’m amazing.
  34. ‘But what about disasters?’
  35. Said poor Judy, vexed,
  36. ‘Like a nuclear meltdown,
  37. Or on the front row sits my ex!?’ TED STEVE KAREN brad
  38. ‘The only way to really 2
  39. Be at ease with what you do 2
  40. Is to practice jolly hard at it— 2
  41. In front of a camera too!
  42. ‘There you’ll see just what you look like,
  43. From the viewer’s point of view
  44. You’ll know what it is they’re thinking I understand everything.
  45. Because you’ve seen it too!
  46. ‘Try not to sit and learn a script, Hello INHALE My name is Judy. EXHALE
  47. And recite it as it is. Hello, my name is Judy. Zzzzz
  48. Instead it’s best to have some notes HELLO JUDY
  49. And rehearse the general gist. FACTS HELLO JUDY
  50. This helps it stick inside your brain. FACTS HELLO JUDY FACTS HELLO JUDY
  51. As you know it through and through. FACTS HELLO JUDY FACTS HELLO JUDY FACTS HELLO JUDY
  52. Then if something should occur
  53. You can pick up right on cue. Facts!
  54. ‘But the best advice I have for you 3
  55. Regards the slides themselves 3
  56. If they’re dull and boring
  57. Your dreams might as well get shelved. GAME OVER
  58. ‘Instead they must be visual
  59. With good design to boot.
  60. Just that and no bad bullets
  61. Will help you sell your loot.
  62. Interaction is what we aim for,
  63. And harmony besides
  64. Between our lovely Judy
  65. And her equally lovely slides.
  66. ‘At last I think I’ve got it!’
  67. Judy laughed aloud.
  68. ‘I’m really not that scared now,
  69. And of my slides, I’m proud.’
  70. The Presentation Fairy smiled. 1
  71. ‘It was the least that I could do!’
  72. And if you need our expertise
  73. We can help you too!’ CLICK HERE For More INFORMATION

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