Poem about how odd relationships can sound sometimes.

1. Good Morning

2. How do I love thee? Permit me to say But remember you’re on rations Which you needs must obey Maybe some tomorrow Maybe some today But doesn’t what you have suffice You had some yesterday

3. I love thee in large volumes This big This wide And deep, very deep To the depth my soul can reach When feeling outasight Okay, you can have Kahlua and milk A touch of silk

4. It’s a negative inversion reality Of such a mind expanding dimension Mind boggling, really So, that entitles you to three Rieslings A touch of teasing You’ve taught me painting and drawing And core strengthening exercises

5. Sounds like you need to loosen up But that’ll put you in debt It’s about looking forward Not living in reverse It’s about seeing and believing About needing So much about needing

6. That’s it ! Time’s up ! Overdraft penalties apply And government BAD tax Should you get lax Just follow the programme, will you ? Doesn’t pay to ask me why.