This document contains several humorous quotes and rhetorical questions. It suggests taking life less seriously since nobody gets out alive. It questions why health nuts think they'll avoid dying and compares smoking sections to peeing sections in pools. It also includes jokes about lingerie, pointing to one's wrist for time but not one's crotch for bathrooms, and possible terms for professionals getting in trouble.

2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

3. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

4. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

6. Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

7. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

9. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?

10. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

11. Please pass them on