Some humor I thought should be passed along. Only in America.... Pass it along to your friends!

1. Your Daily Thunk
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2. Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

3. Only in America...
do people order
double cheeseburgers,
large fries,
and a diet coke.

4. Only in america...
do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens
to the counters.

5. Only in america...
do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.

6. Only in america...
do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten
and buns
in packages of eight.

7. Only in america...
do we use the word 'politics'
to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many'
and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

8. Only in america...
do they have
drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.

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12. Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do drugstores make the
sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

13. Only in America...
do people order
double cheeseburgers,
large fries,
and a diet coke.
Only in America ......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

14. Only in america...
do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens
to the counters.
Only in America ......do banks leave both
doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.

15. Only in america...
do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.

16. Only in america...
do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten
and buns
in packages of eight.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.

17. Only in america...
do we use the word 'politics'
to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many'
and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ......do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

18. Only in america...
do they have
drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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