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1. Page 1 of 9 THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE

2. Page 2 of 9 BAD SPELLING -

3. Page 3 of 9 PRIVACY PLEASE -

4. Page 4 of 9 LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU? BAD JUDGMENT -

5. Page 5 of 9 SHOCKING ACCIDENT -

6. Page 6 of 9 POLICE HARD AT WORK - McBURNT -

7. Page 7 of 9 I'D RATHER HOLD IT - PILE UP -

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