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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction  If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing  If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful... ...WOMEN! By Murali Das
Thanks For Watching Please Share Check out more great forwards at vparakhiya@rediffmail.com vparakhiya@gmail.com Mo.No. :- 94279-13540

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  • 1. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing
  • 2. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
  • 3. If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
  • 4. If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
  • 5. If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy
  • 6. If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk
  • 7. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
  • 8. In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful... ...WOMEN! By Murali Das
  • 9. Thanks For Watching Please Share Check out more great forwards at vparakhiya@rediffmail.com vparakhiya@gmail.com Mo.No. :- 94279-13540