Marilyn Western's Technology Tips for Classroom Teachers at http://www.edzone.net/~mwestern/funppt.html "You Know You're a Geek"...slideshow.

1. You may be a Geek if…
you've ever used a
computer on Friday,
Saturday and Sunday
of
the same weekend.

2. You may be a Geek if…
you find yourself
interrupting the
computer store
salesman to correct
something he said.

3. You may be a Geek if…
you own any
shareware.

4. You may be a Geek if…
your friends use you
as tech support.

5. You may be a Geek if…
you've ever named a
computer.

6. You may be a Geek if…
you can't carry on a
conversation
without talking
about
computers.

7. You may be a Geek if…
co-workers have to
E-mail you about the
fire alarm to get you
out of the building.

8. You may be a Geek if…
you've ever found
"stray" diskettes
when doing laundry.

9. You may be a Geek if…
your computer has
it's own phone line -
but your teenager
doesn't.

10. You may be a Geek if…
you check the national
weather service web
page for current weather
conditions (rather than
look out the window).

11. You may be a Geek if…
you know more
URLs than street
addresses.

12. You may be a Geek if…
your pet has a web
page.

13. You may be a Geek if…
you have ever sent
E-mail to someone
sitting next to you.

14. You may be a Geek if…
you would sell your
grandmother for
more bandwidth.

15. You may be a Geek if…
you start tilting your
head sideways to
smile.

16. You may be a Geek if…
you get up at 3 a.m. to
go to the bathroom and
stop to check
your E-mail on your
way back to bed.

17. You may be a Geek if…
you have ever dozed
off while at the
computer.

18. You may be a Geek if…
You have ever
e-mailed yourself .

19. You may be a Geek if…
you have more than
one copy of the
same version of
software
on your machine.

20. You may be a Geek if…
you have ever
chatted with
someone while
talking to them on
the phone.

21. You may be a Geek if…
you are surprised
that there are other
real foods besides
pizza.