1. DEXTER - the top dawg...

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3. All dogs are created equal. Except, some of us are more equal than the others.
- Dexter ‘Dex’ Top Dawg.

4. Some quick facts about
me:
I’m a Golden Retriever,Born on 27 Nov
2009
Brought home when I was a 5 week old
puppy
My Humble Abode- F 511
My Hotline-08042179308
I am on Facebook as-Dexter chickmagnet
As a puppy, I could to do a high five with
my paws!
And I love chewing on bones!

5. I walk in through doors...
And walk straight into
your hearts.

6. From cute and adorable...
To huge and menacing...
I’ve come a long way!

7. My favourite hobby used
to be chewing computer
wires and power cables.
Of course I used to get
yelled at all the time by
my owners for that, after
which I stopped.

8. Once my owner came
home 12 hours late from
work... I was really mad!
I messed up the bed,
emptied the dustbin on
it. And then
dragged the mattress
down and peed on it...
Needless to say, he never
came back late again.
(Not really, I got a sound
You mess with me?
thrashing after that!) I mess with you!

9. Oh I was also subject to some I’ve been instructed to leave this
“disciplining” on two other page blank since my humans
ocassions... apparently have more to add!
I once tore apart an expensive leather Hmph.
shoe into pieces. And my owner was
really mad!
Another time, I tore apart the last
few chapters of a novel that my
owner was just finishing!

10. My humans might be strict
disciplinarians, but I still love
them! I especially love cuddling
up with them.

11. This is a young me with my buddy,
Buddy (heh!).
If a dog is a man’s best friend, Buddy is
a dog’s best friend.
Buddy, I’ll always share my bone with
you.
BUDDY AND DEXTER FOREVER

12. This is an incident my humans
LOVE telling everyone who’s willing Dexterdid
to listen... not bark,
- we think
“ Dexter is so friendly and he may have
playful, he won’t even bark at a come out to
thief! play with the thief!
Once a thief came inside We woke up in the morning
through a door carelessly left and found mobiles missing and
open at night. He first took 3 then found the door locked from
mobiles..Dexter was sleeping outside and Dexter’s scratch
in the bathroom..he came out… marks on the door.
the thief panicked and ran out, There were 4 laptops in the house
“
bolting the door from outside. which were not taken!

13. They also love saying this about me -
“ If he has ever killed anything, it is a cockroach: He
gets excited at anything moving in front of him..poor
cockroaches. Whenever he spots them he will get excited and
start playing..first he will put one paw on it and then slowly
lift it... the cockroach runs out, Dexter will put the second
paw on it and then slowly lift it..cockroach runs out, this
pattern will repeat till Dexter gets bored and squashes the
being with his paw! “

14. When Dex was sick...
I once had a fever of 103 degrees or so.
(I always knew I was hot!)
I was given loads of tablets and wrapped
in blankets.
I secretly loved the way my humans wer-
fussing over me!

15. My favourite toy...

16. Cosy cosy!
My humans think this is
a weird habit...when peo-
ple are sitting in a cozy
bed I jump and grab the
best and most comfort-
able position.
Invariably, I get thrown
out then!

17. The All-out incident!
One day scared the licing daylights out of everyone..
There were lots of groceries on the bed and I was
bored. So I chewed the All out bottle and made a lot
of holes…
.....but then I vomited in time
and that saved me!

18. Toodles!
I hope you’re enjoyed my
tale, as much as I’ve en-
joyed telling it to you.
WOOF!